"Do we still need to sign a contract?"

After receiving the system prompt, Zhang Fan showed a trace of disgust on his face.

But on second thought, electronic contracts are so convenient nowadays, it won’t take much time.

This brother has really used up all his life's luck in one go. I hope he won't have such dangerous ideas again in the future.

However, Zhang Fan is not very good at finding contacts, so he may have to ask Liu Jun for help.

After exiting the live broadcast room, Zhang Fan glanced at the time.

Twelve o'clock.

Zhao Yong and others should be almost done with their work.

We've handled so many orders today, and the three of them must have been very busy, so I'll treat them to a simple meal.

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan put on his clothes and went to Changhong Funeral Home.

…

At the same time, the Internet completely exploded.

He jumped down from the eighteenth floor and only split the support cover.

This technique of jumping off a building is quite explosive even in the entire medical community.

If he simply fell down and didn't die, netizens might sigh that he was lucky.

But this uncle was saved by external forces!

After the incident happened, it quickly met the criteria for an explosion and was widely circulated among netizens.

In less than an hour, it directly topped the trending searches.

The prompts Zhang Fan issued in the live broadcast room were also captured by netizens and reposted everywhere.

There were even big names in the medical field who personally stepped in to say that all of this was just a coincidence among coincidences, and advised netizens not to imitate it at will.

After the incident, the Nancheng Fire Department also issued a statement immediately:

[At noon today, a man in Xingfu Community committed suicide by jumping off a building. It happened that an explosion occurred in a residential building on the third floor... The man is currently fine...

The cause of the fire is currently under investigation and the man is receiving psychological counseling.

Although it is an official video, it does not affect netizens from having fun in the comment section.

[If I were this big brother, I could brag about it forever. ]

[Fifty years later, I accidentally scanned a QR code on a tombstone and identified a video of a man jumping off a building! ]

[Is this a coincidence? This was clearly arranged by the funeral brother! ]

[You may not believe this, but I was there and thought I was watching a science fiction movie.]

[Who said that the funeral brother can only beat people? Didn’t he save people? ]

[More than 50 years later, the uncle asked a kid on the street: "How do you know I was okay after jumping from the 18th floor?"]

【……】

As the popularity continued to rise, the marketing accounts quickly came to an end.

[Surprise! A man jumped from the 18th floor and turned freely in the air without any injury! ]

[Changhong funeral free bill benefits, you don’t think it’s really just free bills, right? ]

[The real version of the death-free gold medal has been exposed, but we are not accepting reservations at the risk of death. Follow this public account and we will regularly push the internal test reservation code! ]

[The King of Hell has a new rule. The underworld is full of people. Stop messing around! ]

【……】

As the incident continues to ferment, the heat of the matter continues to rise.

In order to prevent anyone from daring to test it, the authorities issued eight warnings in a row within an hour.

However, netizens were not satisfied with eating the melon online and kept sending private messages to Zhang Fan.

Sitting in a taxi on the way to the funeral home, Zhang Fan casually fiddled with his cell phone.

He first took a look at the Fighting Eagle backstage.

The number of fans at this time just exceeded 30 million, and 32 million made it an integer.

Zhang Fan hadn't read private messages for a long time, and originally just wanted to take a look, but he was completely shocked by the weird comments made by netizens.

"Mourner, my company just went bankrupt. Can you give me some advice?"

"Brother Funeral, my grandfather has been gone for seven years. Is there still hope for him?"

"Brother Funeral, the train will be arriving soon, waiting for your look."

"Brother, I just moved my mother's grave yesterday, and today I won a five million lottery. Your cemetery is amazing!"

“…”

"Good fellows...you are so brave."

Zhang Fan realized that this was just a prank by netizens, so he didn't take it seriously anymore.

Just as Zhang Fan was about to continue flipping through the pages, the phone rang.

“Ding ding ding.”

It was Liu Jun calling, and Zhang Fan answered the call without thinking much.

“Ahem.”

As soon as the call was connected, a violent, phlegmy cough was heard from the other end.

"Brother Zhang Fan, Ye Dashan's urn has been found."

"Found it? Where did you find it?" Zhang Fan asked.

On the other end of the phone, Liu Jun said seriously: "You did it yourself, and you're asking me?"

Zhang Fan was confused and asked, "What do you mean I did it, Brother Liu, please explain it clearly."

"Okay, just pretend." Liu Jun complained and explained:

"It's right next door in Yuncheng. Strangely enough, no one has ever checked there. But this morning, an explosion suddenly occurred in the thief's house, and the group of tomb robbers was blown out directly."

"You should know the neighborhood I'm talking about. Just after you posted a comment today, someone's house exploded, and you even saved someone, and you still say it wasn't you who did it!"

"Ah... this is too coincidental."

Zhang Fan looked surprised. He really didn't expect that it would happen so coincidentally.

Liu Jun continued, "Okay, I won't waste my time talking to you. My colleague will deliver the urn to you this afternoon."

"Okay, thank you Brother Liu. By the way, brother, can you give me the contact information of the guy who jumped off the building today? WeChat or phone call will do." Zhang Fan asked again.

"This shouldn't be a big problem. Wait for my news."

Liu Jun readily agreed. The two exchanged a few words and then hung up the phone.

…

Ten minutes later, Zhang Fan arrived at the door of the funeral home.

Before he even entered the door, he was completely shocked by the scene before him.

It's too messy.

The whole store looked as if an explosion had occurred.

The decoration, which had just been completed not long ago, was completely messed up.

Liu Jun and Zhao Yong were in dishevel, as if they had just done something big.

"This...what happened? Someone was robbing?" Zhang Fan frowned.

"Boss, I'm sorry, I used too much force."

Wang Kai chuckled, Zhao Yong scratched his head embarrassedly, and Li Xiaohui said innocently:

"Boss, I don't know what they are doing in the store. I was out this morning."

"Tsk tsk tsk...quickly clean it up for me."

After understanding the situation, Zhang Fan didn't say much.

After all, he only learned 30% of their abilities, and the rental house almost fell apart.

These two people were promoted by the system this morning, which probably caused quite a stir.

I'm afraid Li Xiaohui's departure from the hotel was deliberately arranged by these two people.

"Right away, give me two days and I promise to restore it to its original state." Wang Kai nodded.

"Don't wait two days, get it done today."

Zhang Fan shook his head slightly, looked at the two of them and said silently: "Check the remaining lifespan."

Wang Kai: Remaining life expectancy is 76 years.

Zhao Yong: Remaining life expectancy is 83 years.

Zhang Fan was a little surprised when he got the system prompt.

These two people... lived for more than thirty years, and after thirty percent was deducted, they can still live to seventy or eighty. They are really tough.

In that case...it doesn't matter if I get deducted a few more times.

After all, living too long is also a kind of loneliness.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

Just then, there was a knock on the door, and the four people in the store looked towards the door at the same time.

Standing at the door was an old man with plain clothes and unprepossessing appearance.

"Uncle, what's the matter? Come in and tell me." Li Xiaohui said.

The old man looked at the mess in the store and asked, "Um... I want to ask, are we still hiring cleaners in our store?"

"We are short of space! We are so short of space! Join us today!"

After the words fell, Wang Kai nodded in agreement, but Zhao Yong shook his head and said:

"There is no vacancy at the moment, but the cemetery is short of a gravekeeper. If you really can't find a job, you can go and try."

"This..." After hesitating for a moment, the old man nodded and said, "Okay, I'll try it first, but I don't know what our employee benefits are?"

At this time, Zhang Fan stepped forward and said, "Don't worry, employee benefits are definitely in place."

"Okay, as long as the employee benefits are in place, I can do the repairs on my own, not to mention guarding the tomb."

Hearing this, the old man agreed without hesitation.

Ten minutes later, the old man and Wang Kai agreed on the salary and benefits, and took a taxi at public expense to Changhong Cemetery No. 1.

"Come on, clean up well."

After everything was arranged, Zhang Fan said hello and walked quickly into the office.

After what happened just now, he has completely understood the new task assigned by the system.

However, what he needs to do now is not only to 'return goods', 'purchase goods' cannot be delayed at all.

After all, the number this time is very huge.

One hundred people, and reservations must be made in advance!

Lying on a recliner in the office, Zhang Fan ordered a deluxe meal for his employees, and then leisurely watched short videos.