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【？ ？ ？】
[Oh my god? The funeral guy is here! ]
After Zhang Fan sent out these two comments, the live broadcast room instantly became lively.
The netizens who were worried a second ago now feel that even if the earth explodes, Xiao Meng will not encounter any accidents.
[Lao Meng, you are saved, do you know that? Brother Funeral will not allow you to die! ]
[666 Funeral Brother can actually play with memes, Xiao Meng makes a sliding tackle to teach his brothers a lesson! ]
[This wave is stable, you will definitely not die, at most you will lose some limbs! ]
[What's going on? Didn't they say that the people that Brother Funeral follows will definitely die? What nonsense are you talking about? ]
[I thought this was a dead end, but in the last second, a hundred ways to be rescued appeared in my mind! ]
[If you don't understand, what kind of kitten is this? Does it shed fur if you hold it to sleep at night? ]
【……】
'Gulp'
Seeing the tiger getting closer, Xiao Meng swallowed uncontrollably and subconsciously glanced at the live broadcast room.
After seeing the strange comments from netizens, he was stunned.
What’s going on…why are netizens suddenly getting so excited?
Funeral Brother... Funeral Brother came to the live broadcast room?
Just as Xiao Meng was puzzled, the Douying staff who had been observing in the background quickly put Zhang Fan’s previous comments in the largest font on the public screen.
[Changhong funeral and funeral one-stop service: ...]
"Slide... slide?"
Seeing Zhang Fan's hint, Xiao Meng was immediately confused.
This... has the funeral brother started to make trouble...
But... with Brother Funeral coming out to stop it, we shouldn't be too arrogant in beating the tiger, right?
After thinking about it, Xiao Meng slowly stood up, grabbed the wooden stick with both hands, and mustered up the courage to look at the tiger in front of him.
At this time, the Bengal tiger has bent its body, exerting force with its legs, and may pounce at any time.
"Ah~ Let's fight!"
I don’t know where Xiao Meng got the courage from, but he gritted his teeth and kicked the tree trunk behind him hard with his right leg.
The next moment.
A 1.6-meter-tall boy makes a sliding tackle!
“Ouch~”
Seeing its prey frightened, the Bengal tiger did not wait and see, but opened its bloody mouth and pounced on it.
Looking at the huge monster in front of him that seemed to block out the sky and the sun, Xiao Meng felt a chill in his heart and closed his eyes tightly.
But the next moment.
“Boom!”
Thunder in broad daylight!
A violent flash of lightning resounded through the heaven and earth without any warning!
A piercing thunder exploded instantly, and the thunder rolled, scattering all the clouds in the sky, and a huge lightning spot suddenly appeared.
The dazzling sunlight and lightning converged and instantly shot into the tiger's eyes.
"roar!"
The Bengal tiger was temporarily blinded, its prey disappeared, and it was frightened by the thunder just now, so it was unable to determine the location of the prey.
"boom!"
A dull sound was heard, and the tiger bumped into the tree trunk in front of it, almost knocking it unconscious.
“Click~Click~”
Before the tiger could come to its senses, the roots of the tree broke and the towering tree was about to fall!
Xiao Meng quickly did a death roll and put some distance between himself and the Bengal tiger.
However, this collision did not cause much impact on the tiger. After all, its weight was there. It just made its brain a little confused.
"Tulululu~"
The tiger shook its head wildly a few times, then slowly looked up at the sky and let out a long howl.
“Ouch!”
It was angry, as if lamenting the injustice of God.
However, thunder was still rolling in the sky, and thick dark clouds gathered quickly, and soon the entire sky became extremely gloomy and dark.
“Boom!”
“Boom…!”
Suddenly, three bolts of lightning struck down from the sky, and three big trees were unfortunately killed.
“Crack…Crack…”
The power of thunder and lightning is much stronger than that of a tiger's attack, and three large trees fell to the ground.
However, the location of these three trees is a bit strange...
After the tree trunks fell to the ground, they formed a triangle, trapping Xiao Meng and the tiger in the center.
Xiao Meng almost ran out of the triangle circle, but was blocked by falling trees.
He turned around in confusion, his eyes suddenly widening in horror.
"ah?!"
He and the tiger... were locked in the octagonal cage together!
Isn't this useless?
There are three trees with a cross on them. You can’t get through the bottom and you can’t jump over the top. There is also a tiger inside… Immersive tiger feeding?!
Similarly, netizens in the live broadcast room were also frightened by this scene!
[Wow, Brother Sangzang, are you fighting crickets? ]
[It was still possible to save him just now, but now he is completely dead! ]
[Flirting, naked flirting, you could have just let the lightning strike the tiger to death! ]
[F*ck off, Brother Funeral has just started to exert his strength! ]
[I understand. Brother Funeral will not allow Xiao Meng to be bitten to death. He will only allow him to be scared to death.]
【……】
In front of the mobile phone screen, Zhang Fan frowned.
The customer was actually locked up with the tiger. This situation... is not very optimistic...
Wasn’t it agreed that there was a 50 percent chance of survival?
System, please take a good look at this for me. Is this there?
Hiss...wait.
At this moment, Zhang Fan suddenly remembered the system's prompt.
Potential explosion...self-rescue?
Could it be that... blogger Xiao Meng must save himself in order to have a chance to survive?
Fifty percent, isn’t that 1v1?
Although there is some gap in strength, if the potential is unleashed to the extreme, even the brown bear can fight against it.
Maybe that's it...
After thinking about it, Zhang Fan continued to look at the live broadcast room.
At this time, the tiger had completely recovered and opened its bloody mouth again to pounce.
There was no way to escape, and Xiao Meng felt a little desperate.
He raised the pointed wooden stick tightly in his hand, then closed his eyes and left everything to fate.
“Huff, huff, huff~”
However, at this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew in the woods.
The shaky tree that was previously broken by the tiger finally couldn't withstand the pressure and collapsed.
With the help of the wind, the tree collapsed much faster than the tiger and hit him directly on the head.
"Bang!"
"boom!"
The next moment, two dull sounds rang out in succession, and the tiger's head was hit hard by the tree trunk on the ground and the big tree that had just collapsed.
The tiger fainted without even making a howl.
The tiger's body was suspended in the air, swaying forward due to inertia, facing the wooden spear in Xiao Meng's hand.
With a sound of "Puff!", a large gash was torn open on the tiger's soft abdomen.
The internal organs were scattered all over the floor. The adult Bengal tiger was dead!
Xiao Meng only felt a warm sensation on his face, and then he was knocked to the ground by the tiger's strong body.
However, this force does not seem to be very strong.
After a moment of hesitation, Xiao Meng opened his eyes and was shocked by the scene in front of him.
He saw that the Bengal tiger that almost ate him was hanging above his head, and he didn't know what was hanging it.
“Snap!”
Before Xiao Meng could come to his senses, a huge stick-like object hit him on the head and almost killed him.
Well, it should be something from the tiger...the tiger is about to fall.
After a moment of hesitation, Xiao Meng quickly pulled away and dodged.
“Boom!”
The next moment, the tiger's body fell heavily to the ground.
Looking at the lifeless Bengal tiger lying on the ground and the cut on its stomach, Xiao Meng was completely dumbfounded.
What on earth just happened?
He wiped the blood off his face and sat on the ground in fear, totally confused.
Although he didn't understand it, netizens in the live broadcast room saw it clearly from a tricky angle.
But in terms of the degree of shock, the netizens must be more surprised than Xiao Meng.
Because what just happened... was so magical.
They saw with their own eyes a young man of 1.6 meters tall.
A sliding tackle, then a forward lunge...killed a full-grown Bengal tiger!
The internal organs were dried out!
It took a while for the netizens to recover from their shock, and the barrage section went wild.
[Good fellow... If that big brother this morning can brag about it for the rest of his life, Xiao Meng can already write a book about it and pass it down through generations! ]
[Fuck, this is too outrageous, right? Is this the power of the funeral brother? ]
[Tiger: My death would be quite explosive even in the Water Margin.]
[If there was Xiao Meng in the Song Dynasty, what would Wu Song have done? 】
[Hmm... I always thought that Wu Song's fight with the tiger was fake. Now that I think about it, Water Margin was still conservative.]
[Exciting! It’s so fucking exciting, Brother Funeral is awesome! ]
[Is anyone planning to remake Water Margin? My brother Meng is selling the copyright! ]
【……】
The comments from netizens were all filled with shock.
Originally, I thought that when Xiao Meng met the tiger, it was a dead end.
No one expected that Zhang Fan's attention could completely turn the situation around!
Not just a comeback, but a crushing comeback!
I had only heard about the way this Bengal tiger died on the Internet before.
This makes netizens wonder whether Changhong Funeral’s free-of-charge activity is actually a death-free event!
…
Three minutes later.
"This way, quick!"
The rescue team finally arrived at the location where Xiao Meng was killed.
However, when the rescue team arrived at the scene carrying tranquilizer guns, everyone was dumbfounded.
The scene before them made them feel for a moment that they had walked into a movie set.
"No... buddy, you...you've practiced it?"