"Is there such a good thing?"
"Xiao Meng, you are kidding!"
"Let me see, when was the news?"
As soon as Ye Xiaoshan said this, everyone became extremely excited and rushed to look at their phones.
"Hey, we are all from the same hometown. You have taken good care of my family since we were young. How can I fool you?"
Ye Xiaoshan was also generous and let them pass it around to each other.
After watching the video on the news, everyone was surprised and said in disbelief:
“Isn’t this really a movie?”
"Yeah, I heard that it's all high-tech now, with a rope hanging from the sky!"
"Yes, Xiaoshan, is this Changhong funeral really that magical?"
“…”
Everyone kept asking questions, but Ye Xiaoshan smiled and said, "Uncle, aunt, you are all behind the times. This is official news, no one dares to fake it. Changhong Funeral is so powerful!"
"Hiss...Xiaoshan, I also heard this rumor from others. Is it possible that the incident in the video is just a coincidence?" Ye Qiubo said hesitantly.
"It's weird, that's right. Everything that happens in Changhong Funeral Home is weird, but it's definitely not a coincidence."
Ye Xiaoshan shook his head, and then released another piece of news to everyone:
"Look, this was at noon today. A big tiger ran out of the zoo and was encountered by this unlucky guy. With just a word from Brother Sangzang, four thunderbolts came down and killed the tiger."
"Ouch~"
'Puff.'
After watching the video on their mobile phones of Xiao Meng fighting the tiger alone, the elderly people were dumbfounded.
After being shocked for a while, everyone exclaimed:
“Is this video…real?”
"How can such a small person defeat a tiger?"
"Thunder method, this is thunder method, the boss of Changhong Funeral Home is definitely a master!"
"Oh, I also learned it when I was young. My family was poor at that time. I won't talk about what happened back then. My family suffered a lot from me."
“…”
While everyone was discussing, Ye Qiubo stared at the screen of his mobile phone with a frown on his face, constantly looking at the barrage of comments sent by Zhang Fan.
As one of the few literate elderly people in the village, he was still able to understand the meaning.
"Changhong Funerals has launched a new campaign, offering free orders and cash back... Xiaoshan, is this the campaign you mentioned? What does it mean exactly?"
"It actually means to avoid death." Ye Xiaoshan explained enthusiastically:
"This is a new activity that the funeral brother has just started. For example, if you pay him 30,000 yuan to book a funeral, you can receive 3,000 yuan every year without any handling fees. After ten years, you can continue to receive it."
"But there are some things that Brother Sangsang doesn't want to say explicitly. Those who understand will understand that as long as you participate in his activities, your life will not be in danger for at least ten years. Even if you fall from the sky, you will be fine."
“This activity is pretty good…”
After hearing what Ye Xiaoshan said, all the old men looked thoughtful.
You look at me, I look at you, and each of us has our own little calculations.
To hire a master, each person would have to spend at least two thousand dollars, and there was no guarantee that the problem could be solved.
But if you find Changhong Funeral Services, not only can you get a free funeral, but you can also ensure your life is worry-free for ten years.
No matter how you calculate it, it's more cost-effective to go with Changhong Funeral Services!
Ye Xiaoshan took over their words and said:
"Uncle, this is not just a good deal, it's too good a deal. Not only is there a free meal, but they also provide three years of anti-grave robbery insurance. They were the ones who found my urn."
"Xiaoshan, is it really reliable?" Ye Qiubo asked half-believingly, "Isn't this boss a fool? He will lose a lot of money, right?"
“No, no, no.” Ye Xiaoshan waved his hand and said, “I feel… this boss is not someone who is short of money at all.”
As he spoke, Ye Xiaoshan took out the money he had saved from his bag and said, "Look, this is 500,000 yuan. It was given to me by Changhong Funeral Home. Don't you believe me?"
"Believe, Xiaoshan, how could we not believe you!"
"Yes, you are a reliable child of size."
“…”
"Ha ha."
Ye Xiaoshan smiled naively, while the others continued to make their calculations.
Although they rarely go online, they have long known about the evil nature of Changhong Funeral.
Whenever their grandson called or met them, he would play a game of Ice Burial on a Dragon from time to time, which almost made them angry to death.
In the end, it was only after their son and daughter-in-law personally clarified the matter that they calmed down.
However, after all this, Zhang Fan's outrageous personality has become deeply rooted in people's hearts.
There are two other people here who registered for Douying and asked Zhang Fan about things, but each time there was no follow-up.
At first, they all thought that they would never have any contact with such a cruel person in their lives.
But this afternoon, they heard a lot of outrageous rumors one after another, so they asked Ye Xiaoshan to verify them.
Everyone was spreading the story, there was video evidence, and Ye Xiaoshan, a real customer, was in front of them, so they believed it.
The activities offered by Changhong Funeral Service made them even more excited.
After hesitating for a while, Ye Qiubo said, "Xiaoshan, how about this? You take your uncle to Changhong Funeral Home tomorrow, and I'll book a funeral for myself in advance."
"Xiaoshan, I'm going too. Is there still room in the car?"
"Take one with me and I'll go too. I'll go find the money now."
"Xiaoshan, you are familiar with the owner of Changhong Funeral Company. Ask him if you can send him some more gifts."
“…”
Ye Qiubo took the lead, and the others immediately lost their composure and started clamoring for Ye Xiaoshan to take them into the city.
This put Ye Xiaoshan in a difficult position. Although he had a seven-seater van, it couldn't accommodate so many people.
After thinking for a while, Ye Xiaoshan said, "Aunt, the discount they offer is already big enough, so we shouldn't push it any further. Also, are you all going to place your orders at Changhong Funeral Service?"
"Yes, go, you must go!"
"Of course I will go. If I don't go, I won't be able to survive for a few more days."
"Xiaoshan, you don't want to take us with you, do you? Have you forgotten that when we get older..."
"That's right. You should never forget your roots. Even though you've opened a..."
Ye Xiaoshan neither shirked nor refused. Instead, he was thinking about how to bring them all in. Unexpectedly, he was scolded instead.
This made Ye Xiaoshan a little unhappy, and he frowned and said, "My van can only carry six people at most. The city is strictly checking now, and we can't overload. You can discuss it among yourselves."
"Meet at the door of my car at 6:30 tomorrow morning."
After saying that, Ye Xiaoshan left the house with the ashes and went back to his home without looking back.
"Oh, you've become very capable now. It's no big deal. It's just a broken van."
"I've known him since he was a kid that he wasn't a good person. A bastard is a bastard!"
"Don't bother with him. I'll take you there tomorrow on a tricycle. We can take it all in one car. There was no car inspection in the morning. Why are you panicking? I'll be angry with anyone who dares to ride in his car!"
"Okay, Third Brother, you are still reliable!"
“…”
At Ye Qiubo's house, the discussion centered on Ye Xiaoshan lasted until one o'clock in the morning.
Xiaoshan never dreamed that he just wanted to obey the traffic rules, but he turned out to be a heinous crime in their eyes.
…
On the other side, in a high-end residential area in the south city.
Liu Jun brought his wife and rushed to Li Shaohui's house overnight.
After the master and disciple drank the talisman water, they rested for five minutes and revived with full health.
Li Shaohui asked curiously, "Master, what did you give me to drink? How come it works better than the special medicine my grandfather gave me?"
"snort."
Liu Jun said proudly: "This medicine is not simple, I got it from Zhang Fan."
"Is this true? I'm going!"
As soon as these words came out, Li Shaohui excitedly sat up from his bed and said from the bottom of his heart: "Master, you are so impressive!"
"So you think."
Liu Jun smiled calmly. Li Shaohui asked again, "Master, you told me about my illness. What's going on? Didn't Zhang Fan tell me?"
"No." Liu Jun shook his head and said hesitantly, "But from what they said, we might have been contaminated by something. The main reason is in this village."
"Dirty thing, hiss..." Li Shaohui looked thoughtful and asked, "Could it be that there is an unjust death case in this village that has not been investigated yet?"
"I think... it's very likely." Liu Jun nodded and said, "Go to work early tomorrow morning. After completing the formalities with the funeral home owner, we'll go again."
"Still going? Master... this is not good."
Li Shaohui looked embarrassed and whispered, "I went there yesterday and lost half my life. If I go again tomorrow, won't I be wasted?"
"I have to go even if I am useless." Liu Jun frowned slightly and said firmly: "If there is really someone who died unjustly in this village, I will get to the bottom of it no matter what!"
"Awesome, Master, I'll follow you!"
Having said that, Li Shaohui has also become a man of character.
"That's right." Liu Jun said with relief: "In fact, I think that with these two talismans given by Zhang Fan, nothing will happen even if we go there a hundred times."
"Yes, Zhang Fan is amazing." Li Shaohui nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly thought:
"Master, how about... we both quit our jobs and work with Zhang Fan?"
"this……"
Hearing this, Liu Jun couldn't help but twitch his mouth and asked in surprise: "Are you crazy?"
"Your father and grandfather wanted you to be a scientist, but you insisted on becoming a police officer. Now that you've finally been promoted, you want to quit and do some dirty work?"
"Are you afraid that your father's seven wolves will keep pumping?"
"Hehe." Li Shaohui scratched his head and said, "Master, I was just joking."
"Okay, have a good rest, get up early tomorrow, and follow the plan."
After giving some instructions, Liu Jun took his wife and left Li Shaohui's house.
Li Shaohui accompanied him to the entrance of the community and murmured, "Master, it's not impossible."
…
Rental house.
After Zhang Fan selected a house, he contacted the owner to view the house tomorrow at noon, and then watched some short videos.
After browsing for more than an hour, I didn't find any suitable customers and only saw various news related to myself.
At this time, the total number of his fans has reached 40 million, making him a first-tier Internet celebrity.
The private message section has changed again because of these two things today. All the people are asking for free orders, and a small number are urging me to start live streaming.
Some are so outrageous that they just stand at the window on the 18th floor and ask for a comment online.
While netizens were frantically making fun of it, marketing accounts had already edited the video into pieces.
“These marketing accounts… need to be dealt with again.”
At eleven o'clock, Zhang Fan saw that it was getting late, so he turned off the lights and went to bed.
…
Six o'clock in the morning, at the entrance of Yejia Village.
"Tatatata~"
A tricycle full of the atmosphere of old times, carrying more than twenty people at once, entered the city in a mighty manner.
Half past six.
Ye Xiaoshan drove to the door. Feeling a little guilty about what happened last night, he contacted his employees and asked them to bring a few vans over.
However, Ye Xiaoshan waited until seven o'clock and no one showed up.
The phone call was unresolved and the door was not answered when I knocked.
There was no other way. Ye Xiaoshan was afraid of missing the relocation of his father's grave, so he drove away from the village. There was no rush to place the order anyway.