Chapter 154: Dancing well, stage failure rate 90%



Originally, Zhang Fan just wanted to watch some short videos after lunch.

But when he casually flipped through his previous works, he found some unfriendly voices in his comment section.

Except for those comments at the top, which have already received over 10,000 likes, the comments below are all from the Yu family.

【? Why haven't you paid attention to my Yu Shao yet? \Sweating soybeans】

[I have read it, it doesn't mean anything. Calling you funeral brother, you really think you are a brother, right? \Sweating soybeans]

[You are so shameless, aren't you? You are so shameless! \Sweating soybeans]

[Sangzang brother, please give me some face and just follow me and this matter will be over. There are so many of them and it would be embarrassing.]

[You don't know how to be polite! \Vomiting]

[I gave you the heat out of kindness, but you are useless! \Sweating soybeans]

[Wow, someone actually dared to go to the comment section of Brother Funeral? ]

[It turns out that they are all private users. That’s fine. Let’s make friends first! ]

【……】

"Where did this crazy person come from? A broken follower who is also kidnapping?"

Looking at these brainless comments, Zhang Fan felt very disgusted and became a little irritated.

I can tolerate everything else, but I really can’t tolerate these sweating soybeans!

At the same time, Zhang Fan was even more curious about what magic Qin Shaoyu had that could attract so many fans to come and seek attention, and even speak so arrogantly.

With a hint of doubt, Zhang Fan clicked on the homepages of these critics one by one.

After scrolling through more than a dozen private accounts, Zhang Fan clicked on an account called 'Shao Yu Supporters Association'.

Without thinking too much, he clicked on the first work.

Judging from the content of the video, this should be one of Qin Shaoyu’s concerts.

He was wearing gorgeous clothes and had medium-length white hair, attracting everyone's attention.

After the song, Qin Shaoyu took off his gown, revealing his dispensable abdominal muscles.

There was a sudden scream at the scene.

"Ah~ So handsome!"

"Husband! Husband!"

"I love you!"

“…”

The existing atmosphere was quickly pushed to the climax. Qin Shaoyu threw his long gown into the air, which was greeted with a scramble and some people even started a fight over it.

The video ended here, and the system prompt sounded in Zhang Fan’s mind.

[Long-term overindulgence, serious physical deficiency, unable to complete the 100-meter sprint, 164 stage performances, 100% chance of next stage appearance, 90% chance of stage failure, 20% chance of successful evacuation! ]

[Potential customers, please pay attention! ]

"Huh? You can't even finish a 100-meter run?"

Zhang Fan was also a little surprised when he heard the system prompt.

This Qin Shaoyu looks full of energy, but is he out of breath after running a few steps?

What kind of drunkenness and dreamlessness could make him become like this?

My goodness... The 20% success rate of evacuation, I'm afraid that all the pressure is on the rescue team, right?

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan raised his hand to show his attention.

I don’t mean anything else, I just want to give face to the majority of netizens.

However, when Zhang Fan was about to leave a comment as instructed by the administrator, he was attracted again by the pinned comment below.

[My dears, the list of winners of the one-on-one guitar teaching by Yu Shao has been announced. Go check out the super topic! \Love]

This pinned comment was left by the author himself.

There were more than 3,000 comments. Zhang Fan didn’t click on them, but he guessed roughly what they were.

"So that's the problem... You're playing six better than Xiaozhuang."

After complaining, Zhang Fan continued to scroll down.

I originally thought that they would discuss topics related to Qin Shaoyu.

But what Zhang Fan didn't expect was that the latest comments were all related to him.

[My dears, have you all gone to Changhong Funeral Home to send private messages and ask for attention? ]

[If you don't understand, just ask, isn't it inevitable that someone will die if someone is followed by the funeral brother? Why do you want to harm Master Yu? 】

[That was a long time ago. Now Brother Funeral has changed his personality. As long as he pays attention to you, you can avoid death! ]

[Yes, yes, yes, I just watched the video of the safe jump and the uninjured jungler. It is true. I have sent a private message to Brother Sangzang! ]

[It’s the latest free meal event, I sent him a private message, but he read it but didn’t reply, what a fool! ]

[Yes, it is the Internet that gives him a living, otherwise this lowly rat would have starved to death somewhere.]

[Isn't it a bit dangerous to say this? ]

[It's okay. His attention is no longer enough.]

【……】

"Uh... So that's what you mean."

After reading a few comments, Zhang Fan couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

He called me a good brother in private messages, but did these things behind my back...it's simply a stab in the face!

That’s too much!

I changed my personality and my activities.

The final right of interpretation belongs to me, okay?

I’m the boss. It only takes a few minutes to launch any activity I want.

After thinking for a while, Zhang Fan quickly typed a comment:

[Hello, you danced very well, but be careful not to hurt your waist. Changhong Funeral launched the latest one-stop activity: "Expert Funeral". All influential experts who book funerals in our store can enjoy a 20% discount for themselves and their fans! ]

After posting the comment, Zhang Fan returned to his homepage and continued watching short videos.

at the same time.

A county hospital in southern city.

Liu Jun and his disciples and the victim's family had already arrived. After staying outside the ward for a while, they finally received the doctor's notice:

"I'm very sorry... We have tried our best. The patients, Ye Dashan, Ye Xiaolong, and Ye Qiangqiang, have been seriously deteriorating and have no signs of life after failed rescue efforts. Ye Jinshi was successfully rescued and has now woken up."

Upon hearing the news, the families of the three deceased collapsed instantly, froze in place, and then burst into tears.

Although Ye Jinshi's children were somewhat relieved, they still had to express heavy feelings at this moment.

Similarly, Liu Jun also frowned, but fortunately, there was a survivor from whom he could learn the truth of what happened.

At this time, Ye Jinshi's son came to Liu Jun and whispered:

"Leader, I know you want to find my father to understand the situation, but can you give him some time to recover?"

"Three days, just three days. You should be almost healed in three days."

Ye Tieshi looked sincere. Liu Jun knew very well that the talisman given by Zhao Yong would only be effective in three days, but it was difficult for him to refuse.

After hesitating for a moment, Liu Jun nodded and said, "Okay... The autopsy will take some time, so I won't ask any questions and just go in and see the old man."

After saying that, Liu Jun looked at Li Shaohui and said, "Xiaohui, go downstairs and buy some fruit."

"good!"

Before Ye Tieshi could react, Li Shaohui had already run downstairs.

He wanted to refuse, but seeing how quickly the master and disciple responded, he probably guessed what Liu Jun meant: Not asking questions was already very considerate, and he must see the person.

After thinking for a while, Ye Tieshi said:

"Thank you, leader... Actually, I have heard a little about that incident, but I only know that it happened when Xiaoshan was three years old. Now it has been more than 30 years, and in my generation, no one is over 40 years old except me."

"Xiaoshan's father is a fool, he definitely doesn't know, so this matter is probably only known by the older generation."

"Now... most of the people have left. If there is no other way, let's not investigate this matter. It's been so many years, and I haven't heard of any injustice."

"Let's talk about it later."

Liu Jun shook his head slightly and didn't say much. Instead, he turned to look at the ward, waiting for the doctor to open the door.

There is no room for negotiation on this matter.

Whether there is injustice or not depends on the evidence.

Soon, the nurse came out of the emergency room pushing the bed, and everyone followed behind, all the way to the general ward.

After completing the injection and making sure there were no problems, the nurse gave a few more instructions and then turned and left.

Ye Jinshi glanced at the people in front of the bed in a daze, and finally found his beloved son.

"Son, come here quickly!"

"Here I am, Dad. Are you feeling better?"

Ye Tieshi hurriedly stepped forward and held his old father's hand, displaying the deep love between father and son.

However, Ye Jinshan frowned, sweating profusely, and was terrified:

"What happened to me? I just had a dream that I drowned... I had already reported to the underground, but Hei Wuchang sent me back and told me to report in two days. Tell me the truth, am I dying?"

"Dad, stop talking nonsense."

Ye Tieshi shook his head, looked at Liu Jun and said, "There is no such thing as Hei Wuchang in this world. Who are you looking at?"

"Who is this?" Ye Jinshan asked hesitantly.

Ye Tieshi explained: "This is the kindhearted man who rescued you. You were riding Uncle Qiang's tricycle this morning and accidentally fell into the river. He was the one who rescued you!"

"Oh...it turned out that he was the one who saved me." Ye Jinshan said to Liu Jun: "Leader, thank you so much. If it weren't for you, I would be useless today!"

"It's my duty. You should have a good rest." Liu Jun nodded slightly.

At this time, Ye Jinshan looked at his son and said, "I was just saying, we have already placed an order with Changhong Funeral Home, how could something go wrong? Are the other people in the car okay?"

"Dad... the others..." Ye Tieshi looked embarrassed and said hesitantly, "The rescue of the others failed."

"ah!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the old man's blood pressure suddenly soared and he almost died.

After a long pause, he panted and said, "What happened? Why did everything explode?!"

"They were unlucky and were blown to Yejia River, and then... they drowned..." Ye Tieshi said truthfully.

"Yejiahu? Yejiahu!"

Ye Jinshan's eyes suddenly widened, and his expression gradually became frightened, as if he remembered something horrible.

He turned his head to look at Liu Jun, forced himself to calm down, and said with a wandering look: "The road in Yejiahu should have been repaired a long time ago... a long time ago..."

Looking at Ye Jinshi's strange expression, Liu Jun had a guess, but he didn't ask more questions.

Given the patient's current condition, he was really afraid to ask even one question.

However, at this moment, a loud young voice sounded outside the door.

"Master, are you awake? There is a body that has been submerged in Yejia Lake for many years. Do you know about this?"

Li Shaohui approached the bed carrying a bag of fruit.

Just now, he went to ask the doctor, and the doctor said that the patient was stable and not afraid of stimulation.

Without waiting for Ye Jinshi to answer, Ye Tieshi said dissatisfiedly: "Leader, didn't we agree not to ask now?"

"Sorry, I spoke too much... But now that I've asked, what do you think, uncle?" Li Shaohui said, looking at the hospital bed.

Ye Jinshi frowned and said weakly: "This...this...I...ah..."


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