"Um."

Xiao Shan nodded and signaled his assistant to act on his own.

"This is a video that Zhang Fan posted yesterday afternoon. It was banned by the platform because of content violations. Although many netizens took screenshots and forwarded them, it has been completely deleted this morning."

The assistant explained as he projected the video onto the big screen.

In the video, no one's face is shown. There are only a dozen rows of funeral items neatly arranged at the door, and the shop is filled with flowers, paper money and other funeral supplies.

"I heard from people in the industry that these paper figures ..."

"stop!"

The assistant was about to say something when Xiao Shan interrupted him harshly.

"I'll say it again, enforce the law scientifically, don't talk to me about these supernatural things."

"Lao Liu, you should finish the work on hand in the morning. In the afternoon, take two team members and go to the store in plain clothes to conduct research. The meeting is adjourned!"

Xiao Shan's attitude was very tough. He would rather believe that these were all coincidences than believe those mysterious and nonsense things.

After saying that, Xiaoshan walked away without looking back, and his colleagues also walked to their respective posts while discussing.

…

Qingyang Street.

It drizzled a little in the morning and the air was exceptionally fresh.

As soon as Zhang Fan arrived at the door of the funeral home, he saw Zhao Yong and Wang Kai had already opened the door and were standing at the door smoking and chatting.

It was rare for the two of them to come to work so early, so Zhang Fan greeted them with a smile, asked for a cigarette, and skillfully took out a lighter to light it.

“Boom~Boom~”

At this moment, the roar of an engine suddenly came from the other end of the alley.

"Young people nowadays start to party in the streets early in the morning."

Zhao Yongmeng took a puff of his cigarette and revealed a deep expression: "If I heard correctly... this is a four-cylinder car, the engine has an abnormality, the first row of screws on the cylinder head are all loose, the cylinder gasket is broken, this kid is in trouble."

"Haha, you're really good at bragging." Wang Kai smiled slightly and didn't take his words seriously.

However, Zhao Yong said seriously: "Really, I have repaired motorcycles before."

"Come on, you stole my letter."

"Really? I'll count down to three and it will definitely explode!"

Zhao Yong threw away the cigarette butt and started the countdown seriously.

"three!"

"two!"

"one!"

"boom!"

“Puff!”

The countdown ended and a Horizon whizzed past the three people, splashing water all over them and extinguishing their cigarettes.

Zhang Fan's face darkened immediately, and he said speechlessly: "Whose subordinate is this?"

“Hahaha, I don’t know!”

Although Wang Kai's clothes were also wet, he laughed heartily, patted Zhao Yong on the shoulder and said, "Old Zhao, your countdown is quite accurate. Didn't you say that the tank would explode?"

Zhao Yong scratched his head and said awkwardly: "Maybe I heard it wrong, but I really can repair motorcycles."

The three of them looked towards the alley entrance at the same time.

In just a blink of an eye, the horizon had reached the entrance of the alley.

This speed is at least sixty.

On the highway, this speed may not be a big deal.

But this is an alley!

It just rained, and you dare to ride so fast in the box? Aren’t you looking for death?

You have to know that in the early morning, although there are not many people in the alley, there are likely to be some items placed on the road last night that have been recycled in time.

Moreover, this knight was really a bit wicked... he splashed water on someone and didn't even look at it!

"Forget it, I'll go change my clothes, and you two should go back and change as well. You can't wear dirty clothes when you're attending a funeral."

Zhang Fan shook his head to himself, then stood up and walked into the funeral home.

Zhao Yong and Wang Kai didn't buy any clothes in the store. After looking at each other, they quickly went home.

Soon, Zhang Fan changed his clothes, lay on the chair and started browsing his phone.

He first glanced at the backstage and saw 99+ private messages and comments, and the number of fans had reached 4.5 million, which was somewhat beyond his expectations.

Because of the trend following on the Internet, many people will choose to unfollow after clicking to follow, after eating the melon.

There are also some people who are obviously very interested but just don’t pay attention. Every time they see something, they have to search in the search bar just to keep their follow list clean.

He was indeed a little surprised that he gained so many followers in just two days.

I remember that the "Technology Poison King" who became famous overnight by talking nonsense and pretending to be famous, also took him two weeks to reach this level.

"It became popular all of a sudden..."

Zhang Fan sighed, and then started watching short videos.

He only glanced at the comments and private messages, not realizing that 'Nancheng Security' had already followed him last night.

Today, he is going to browse the local city channel.

Because the system's mission is very clear, it is completed only after receiving an order.

However, after swiping the same city for only a dozen times, Zhang Fan already felt bored.

It's so boring, almost all of them are about blind dating.

Some are because of family worries, some are purely fishing, anyway, the copywriting is the same and very monotonous.

He also visited many live broadcast rooms, all of which were hosted by female anchors, with the same title:

[Newcomer asking for attention, one plane + V]

【I will stop broadcasting when I earn 200 yuan! 】

[The number one on the list is here, please protect me! 】

【……】

Watching this live broadcast, Zhang Fan was dumbfounded.

Young people nowadays, instead of going to school or working, are studying how to beg for food online.

Let’s say there are three people in your live broadcast room, and one of them may be your own secondary account.

Who the hell is giving you the plane?

So there is a ranking list?

Can I earn 200 yuan a year from this broadcast?

"No wonder Wang Kai complains all the time. The quality out there has gone down, the prices are too high, the service is bad, and even the girls have been tricked into becoming anchors."

Zhang Fan complained and scrolled through the internet out of habit, and came across a video of someone riding a motorcycle.

The man in the video was very handsome, but Zhang Fan was not interested. When he was about to row away, he suddenly felt a sense of familiarity.

"Eh? Isn't this the guy who dodged me this morning?"

Just as Zhang Fan was hesitating, a system prompt sounded in his mind:

[48 dangerous driving incidents, 100% chance of dangerous driving next time, 99.9% fatality rate for dangerous driving]

After the system prompt sounded, Zhang Fan also confirmed it.

This is the guy who splashed dirty water all over him while riding his bike this morning!

The clothes I just changed into were splashed with water. I would be lying if I said I wasn’t angry!

Zhang Fan immediately clicked on the comment section and left a comment:

[Changhong Funeral One-Stop Service]: "Brother, you are not a moral person. This morning you rushed through the door of my shop and splashed mud all over me! How immoral!"

Just then the system prompted him to send this message, and Zhang Fan added: "It's too dangerous to ride a bike like this. Pay attention to safety and also pay attention to pedestrians, otherwise it will be too late to regret! By the way, our store is having a big anniversary sale. If you book in advance, you can enjoy a 25% discount on one-stop service."