Chapter 169 APP is launched, popular on the Internet



"The stupid son of a landlord? Marrying a new wife?" Zhang Fan said in surprise: "Your dream is indeed a bit strange, but it shouldn't be a big problem. Even if you are getting married, it will be someone below you, so don't panic."

"Boss, I'm still a little panicked." Wang Teng said solemnly.

Zhang Fan teased, "Why are you panicking? Are you afraid that he will ask you for a gift? I have a warehouse of paper money for the dead, you can burn it as much as you want, and you will never run out of gifts."

“No, no.” Wang Teng shook his head and said, “Boss, my mother came to me in a dream last night. Not only did she tell me about the landlord’s son, she also said that he would come to me for help. Although my mother’s dreams are outrageous, they always come true.”

At this point, Wang Teng paused for a moment, his expression becoming more solemn, and hesitantly said: "So I think... the person my mother mentioned... may still be alive. If it is true as my mother said, it means that someone is dying, and it is very likely that the death is unnatural."

"Hiss... Could it be that the people below can hurt the people above?"

After hearing what Wang Teng said, Zhang Fan frowned and had some guesses in his mind.

This kind of thing has now been classified as a bad habit, and Zhang Fan has long stopped doing this kind of business.

However, as a funeral practitioner, it is difficult for him to comment on such facts, let alone interfere.

But if illegal means are used in such matters, it would be extremely unethical...

After thinking for a while, Zhang Fan said, "Go to the warehouse and do the inventory. I know what's going on."

"Okay." Wang Teng nodded, turned and walked towards the warehouse.

Looking at Wang Teng's back, Zhang Fan simulated: "System, check the lifespan."

【Wang Teng: Remaining life span, 59 years, no danger for the time being.】

"It's nothing... I need your help, just come to the store..."

After pondering for a moment, Zhang Fan decided to put this matter aside for the time being and deal with it when the situation really arises.

If there really is someone who uses illegal means to force others to end their lives early, then as an intern undertaker, I must take action.

Putting aside the sense of justice that I already have, I have to lend a hand just for the sake of the system mission.

At the same time, a user named "Changhong Second in Command" suddenly became popular in a certain forum.

The reason is very simple, it is because he posted a post titled "Haha, idiot Qin Shaoyu..." yesterday.

In the post, he successfully predicted Qin Shaoyu's accident and guessed the things that would drag down his fans.

Now his post has been viewed more than 2 million times and has been reposted over 100,000 times, quickly topping the forum's hot search list.

Especially after Qin Shaoyu's incident broke out, this post was re-read by countless netizens, and they left various comments:

[Hey man, brother, are you a prophet? ]

[Oh my god, it's all fucked up, did you do this? ]

[Changhong's second in command, with your online name, it's hard for me not to suspect that you have some connection with the funeral brother. ]

[That’s enough, don’t brag, I had already guessed what he said, he just said it first.]

[That's right, who doesn't know that Sangzang Ge is paying attention to Ga Ren? He has even become a prophet, how interesting! ]

[No, buddy, you bought the trending search, and used the name of Funeral Brother to operate. This is not popular on the Internet. Refer to Wang Lao Hu. ]

[Although I guessed it before, the author's analysis is still quite accurate. Thumbs up! ]

【……】

The comments section received mixed reviews, however, the reason why this user became popular was not just because of his post.

The main credit goes to his new post.

"Brothers, look what I found? Changhong Funeral APP is online!"

Changhong's second in command:

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"Look guys, the Changhong Funeral APP is now online. I was planning to search for Funeral Brother on Douying this morning, but I accidentally opened the App Store and searched for it. I didn't expect it to be there."

"I can't hold it anymore. The Funeral Brother's app actually has so many functions. It's outrageous!"

"Cloud sacrifice, VR cemetery selection, wow, funeral brother has invested a lot of money, is he planning to expand the industry to the whole country?"

"I have registered. As the first user, I got ID 00001. Isn't that awesome? Here is the link for you!"

“…”

Influenced by the first post, the new post by 'Changhong's second in command' was quickly viewed by many people.

With an extremely high completion rate and over 50% comment rate, this post quickly became popular.

The old friends on the forum also expressed shock after seeing the Changhong Funeral APP.

[Wow! Funeral apps have appeared?! ]

[That's awesome, but I'm a little curious, is this the genuine version released by Funeral Brother, or is someone impersonating it? ]

[Are you kidding? Someone dares to pretend to be a funeral brother? They must be tired of living! ]

[Original poster, are you selling your ID? I’ll give you 5,000! ]

[No more words, brothers, I will go register first! ]

[It looks like a registration, but I’m afraid that once the funeral brother runs out of orders, he will start from online users\panic]

[You can even find this amount of downloads, are you a fake account of Funeral Brother? ]

[The poster is definitely a smurf! He is here to attract traffic to his own APP! ]

[No matter what, I'll go register first. Brothers, my online name is 'Life is Very Cool', how about it? ]

[Oops! I just downloaded it and the two online names Changhong Funeral and Funeral Brother were taken away by someone!]

[Is there a possibility that Brother Funeral used it himself? ]

【……】

After the guy on the forum left a comment, many people clicked on the link to rush to register the best ID.

After registering the ID, the guys took screenshots and posted them to major media outlets to show off.

Fifteen minutes later, screenshots with 0 likes and 0 comments were everywhere on Douying short video.

These screenshots have one thing in common, that is, the four big words "Changhong Funeral".

When the news spread to other platforms, many big Vs soon posted videos to "celebrate" for the funeral brother in order to gain traffic.

When netizens first saw these videos, they thought that the platform was conducting large-scale recharges again.

But when they learned that this was an APP published by Sangzang Ge, their attitude changed immediately. They rushed to register the app, notified their friends, sent private messages to Zhang Fan, and other actions.

As more and more people learned about this news, the number of downloads of Changhong Funeral APP began to surge.

"Have you heard? Changhong Funerals has released an APP, and it even has a VR cemetery viewing function?"

"I just downloaded it and made one for my grandpa. After my parents divorced, I rarely visited my grandpa's grave."

"It's very useful. This APP is really a conscientious function!"

"I also registered and created a cloud graveyard for myself because my online name is very special."

“…”

In just half a morning, the number of downloads of the Changhong Funeral APP exceeded five million!

The average download volume per hour is over one million, and Xiao Ma can tell he is an expert on Zhihu after seeing this.

The Changhong Funeral APP not only saw a surge in downloads, but related videos also continued to appear online.

The most prominent one is the tutorial.

Because this APP lists all funeral customs from ancient times to the present, as well as a rough analysis of Feng Shui.

Among them, VR cemetery selection and cloud sacrifice have received enthusiastic pursuit from netizens.

Originally, Longke Institute only prepared 5,000 cloud tombs for Zhang Fan. The plan was that after someone placed an order, Changhong Funeral would send people to make offering tablets and conduct "cloud sacrifices."

But, 5,000 cloud tombs are simply not enough.

One hour after the APP became popular, it was sold out.

The cloud tomb is free, and the only charge is for the sacrificial offerings.

Except for a small number of users who really want to give it a try and offer sacrifices to the immortals, the rest are all just for fun.

Ex-girlfriends, former bosses, good brothers, good girlfriends, etc. Many people are still alive and well, but their names have already been left on the tombstones.

This phenomenon was soon noticed by the special team of Longke Institute.

After verification, the special team immediately rectified this function.

All cloud tombs are emptied.

From now on, cloud tombs must first pay money, then submit death certificates and wait for staff review.

The special task force was a little confused by this phenomenon. They thought that cloud cemeteries would not be accepted, but they did not expect them to be so popular.

It’s hard to imagine who would choose cloud sacrifice?

Are you really too busy? Are you physically challenged? Or do you want to arrange something for the immortal every month?

Or maybe, the person is abroad and can’t come back?

After a brief discussion, the task force decided to upgrade the cloud cemetery function.

After all, the Qingming Festival is coming soon, and by then, there might be a huge surge in orders.

In addition to cloud cemeteries, VR tomb selection and funeral customs have also attracted the attention of many netizens.

Especially the VR tomb selection, you can see the detailed Feng Shui introduction every time you switch. Many young people skipped work to watch it and quit their internet addiction.

Eleven o'clock.

Zhang Fan sat at the front desk of the funeral home.

There weren't many customers in the store today, but the tens of thousands of 'pending' messages in the APP background were completely numbing him.

When I opened the management page, I saw that there were currently 500,000 online users!

This made Zhang Fan very confused.

I haven’t even done any promotion yet, so where are these users coming from?

The news was only revealed to other shop owners. They shouldn't spread it on their own initiative, right?

Besides, how could they afford such a big event?

It's hard not to suspect that the people from Longke Institute secretly installed it for others!

What puzzled Zhang Fan even more was why there were so many online users?

Let’s just say… just give feedback in the background to harass him. There’s nothing to do at home, so why do you stay in there all the time?

"If you keep going like this, I'll charge you!"

After complaining, Zhang Fan cleared the APP from the background.

There are so many messages in the background. Fortunately, Longke Institute helped to prepare super powerful customer service, otherwise I would have to hire someone.

"Boss, we are back, this app is pretty good!"

Just as Zhang Fan was thinking about what to eat for lunch, Wang Kai and Zhao Yong finished their task and walked back into the store.

Zhang Fan looked at the two of them and said, "You two haven't registered as well, have you?"

"Of course. What do you think of my ID?" Wang Kai handed the phone to Zhang Fan.

"Lord of the Abyss?" Zhang Fan glanced at him casually and said sarcastically, "You are quite shady. Brother Yong, have you done it too?"

"I'll be there later." Zhao Yong shook his head.

"Okay, let's go out for dinner today."

Zhang Fan nodded slightly and was about to walk out of the counter when an old man with a pale face and thin body walked in from outside the door.


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