At the same time, Tianlong Funeral Store.

A bunch of family members were gathered at the store entrance complaining:

"Look at what time it is. Where is my father's coffin?"

"I asked you to keep it for one night, where did it go?"

“…”

"Here we go, don't worry, let me explain."

Qi Tianlong arrived late. He had a nightmare and woke up at around eight o'clock, so he hurried over.

Because he had instructed in advance, the employees did not reveal the location of the coffin.

After Qi Tianlong arrived, the employees quickly drove the hearse over.

After opening the trunk, the filial sons rushed in to check, only to find that the coffin had been nailed shut.

"What's going on? We haven't arrived yet, who told you to seal the coffin?" the filial son said dissatisfiedly.

"Mr. Yun, don't be anxious, listen to my explanation." Qi Tianlong hurriedly stepped forward.

The deceased's family was Xinyun, from a small village near Heyun Mountain.

Thanks to the unique advantage, people in their village can be buried near Heyun Mountain.

"You'd better give me a reasonable explanation today, otherwise I'll go to jail and smash your store!" The eldest brother of the Yun family was a little excited.

"Mr. Yun, you don't know that last night, when I woke up, I suddenly discovered that there was a strange phenomenon in my body!"

"So, I quickly asked the master in the store. It turned out that the Chou hour last night was the birthday of the God of Wealth. If the coffin was sealed, it would ensure prosperity for generations to come. So I took the initiative to help the old man seal the coffin."

"If we do this, the northwest position..."

Qi Tianlong explained calmly, and the Yun family members were confused and seemed to be accepting his statement.

However, at this moment, a fourteen-year-old child from the Yun family suddenly interrupted:

"Dad, he was wrong. Today is not the birthday of the God of Wealth at all."

As soon as these words came out, everyone present looked at him.

Qi Tianlong smiled slightly and didn’t take it seriously at all: What a joke, every day is not the birthday of the God of Wealth?

The eldest son of the Yun family was a little confused. How could a little kid understand these things?

"Xiao Jie, who told you this? Do you know all this?" asked the eldest son of the Yun family.

"I understand. I heard what Brother Funeral said."

Yun Xiaojie nodded, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and opened an APP called Changhong Funeral.

He quickly entered the auspicious date selection and chose today.

Yun Xiaojie said seriously:

"Dad, look, today is the day when the Heavenly Demon God descends to the world, the birthday of Emperor Jiyang, the birthday of the Great God Guangwang, and also the day when the Subduing Tiger Arhat is enthroned. There is no God of Wealth. The boss of this company is clearly talking nonsense!"

"ah?"

The eldest brother of the Yun family was just asking casually, but he was unexpectedly frightened by his son's words. He quickly went over to check: "What software is this?"

"It's an APP developed by Brother Funeral. It contains daily precautions." Yun Xiaojie said without hesitation.

When he heard that it was software developed by Zhang Fan, the Yun family boss immediately believed it and pointed at Qi Tianlong's nose and cursed:

"Okay! How dare you lie to me, you bastard? Where's your conscience? You actually made decisions on my father's important matter!"

"this……"

Qi Tianlong was caught off guard.

He never thought that a little brat could expose his lies.

After hesitating for a moment, Qi Tianlong quickly said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Yun, it must be my husband who made a mistake, but..."

"Since this coffin has been sealed, how can it be reopened?"

"Mr. Yun is already resting in there, so it's better not to disturb him."

"How about this? I'll give you a 20% discount on this order..."

Qi Tianlong felt a little unsure. If the family insisted on opening the coffin for an autopsy, he would be completely exposed.

"Oh shit."

The Yun family's eldest brother cursed.

Qi Tianlong was right. It would be unlucky to hold a meeting after the coffin was sealed.

Even the boss doesn't have the courage to touch the corpse, and there is no need for him to do so.

“This matter is not over yet!”

"What a shitty funeral home, they can't even tell the date!"

The eldest of the Yun family glared at Qi Tianlong fiercely, then looked at Yun Xiaojie and asked, "Xiaojie, go and see from Brother Funeral whether today is suitable for burial."

"Suitable." Yun Xiaojie seemed to have already seen it.

The eldest son of the Yun family breathed a sigh of relief. He was fooled by Qi Tianlong two days ago and the funeral ceremony had already been completed.

Fortunately, today is a suitable day, so we can carry my old father's body up the mountain and bury it. Overall, nothing major went wrong.

"Mr. Yun, I'm really sorry, but it's already like this, the coffin must not be opened." Qi Tianlong lowered his head slightly, not daring to say more.

Qi Tianlong finally breathed a sigh of relief after watching the Yun family leave with the funeral car.

"call……"

"Boss Qi, when can you do what you promised me?"

Before Qi Tianlong could catch his breath, Zhao Dazhi jumped out from somewhere.

Qi Tianlong frowned slightly.

The Third Master is dead, I'm afraid this matter can't be accomplished.

However, the two million has been taken...I have to get away with it no matter what.

After thinking for a while, Qi Tianlong said, "You have to wait two more days for this matter."

"We have to wait two more days?"

Zhao Dazhi was instantly unhappy and glared:

"Boss Qi, when you collected the money, you said it could be done tonight, but now we have to wait another two days?"

"With my health condition, I don't even know if I can survive more than two days! You are simply cheating me. I'm going to call the police!"

"Go, go right now." Qi Tianlong was not going to tolerate this either. He did such a thing and even dared to call the police.

“Hehe.” Zhao Dazhi quickly changed his expression and said with a smile: “Boss Qi, I was just joking. Look… I’m really anxious right now.”

"There's nothing I can do even if I'm anxious." Qi Tianlong tried to delay as much as possible, "Your son wants to get married, I can't just pick one up from the street."

"This matter still needs to be matched according to the date of birth. If one of them doesn't match, your son will be in trouble in the future! And now the inspection is strict, so you should wait a little longer."

"This... you are right. We need to be careful." Zhao Dazhi thought for a moment and said through gritted teeth, "Boss Qi, here's how. You come up with a plan and I'll go find someone myself!"

Qi Tianlong showed a hint of surprise on his face. He wanted to refuse, but he was afraid that this guy would cause trouble, and he didn't want to return the money.

So, Qi Tianlong casually took out Zhang Fan's eight characters from his pocket and handed them to Zhao Dazhi:

"That's it. You must be careful. If you can handle it yourself, I'll refund you two-thirds of the money."

"make a deal!"

The two hit it off immediately, and Zhao Dazhi left Tianlong Funeral Home stealthily.

…

Changhong Funeral Home.

Zhang Fan is checking the newly updated Changhong Funeral APP.

"This Dragon Science Institute is a bit perfunctory... Did they ask college students to do it?"

Looking at the new residents in the Yun Cemetery, Zhang Fan frowned slightly.

Ultraman Tiga Zero.

Iron Man, Calabash Brothers.

The pilgrimage team, the heroes of Liangshan, and the heroes of the Three Kingdoms.

Walnut is a little cutie and comes in all kinds of 2D styles.

Literary masters of all generations, gods of all kinds...

Um……

They are all here.

Is it that netizens are too good at making fun of others, or is it that the review system of this app is mentally retarded?

However, this is not the most outrageous thing.

What's outrageous is that someone created a cloud tombstone for Boss Cao. By clicking on the tombstone, you can view Boss Cao's detailed information, from birth to death, all the big and small events and battles, in incredible detail.

Click on a poet to see all his works, including annotations and creative background.

As netizens continue to send their celebrities to the cloud, this cloud cemetery is almost becoming an encyclopedia.

If it continues to develop in this way, this APP will have to be classified as a Taoism app!

No wonder some people say it can help you quit internet addiction. It’s more than just helping you quit internet addiction!

More than 5,000 people purchased the cloud tomb at 1,000 yuan per person. Of course, there are still some normal users among them.

The key point is... can I still withdraw cash on my own?

What a great Dragon Academy of Sciences! Aren’t you just trying to cheat us out of money?

Including the 'virtual funeral products' consumed by users in the past few days.

Zhang Fan now has a balance of one million.

According to demand, you have to arrange employees to burn the discounted virtual funeral products.

But, if you create these characters, where should we burn them?

It’s better not to report such an exaggerated bug for now.

Give newcomers of Longke Institute a chance to improve themselves.

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan decisively withdrew the money.

“Withdrawal successful!”

[Ding! Reward received: 10 million yuan! ]

"uh-huh?"

Zhang Fan was a little surprised.

Unexpectedly, Cloud Cemetery can also get system cashback!

Wow, this needs to be promoted vigorously, right?

However, the most urgent task is to complete the system task first.

After thinking it through, Zhang Fan exited the Cloud Cemetery and clicked on the "Camp" in the APP.

This function was also discovered by Zhang Fangang.

Rather than saying this is a place for users to communicate, it is better to say that this is a group for solving difficult and complicated problems together...

"Brothers, I'm a student, mainly for playing games, do you have any recommendations for around 1500 yuan?"

"Family members? My dog ​​seems a little depressed after giving birth to a litter. Is there any good way to treat it?"

"'Picture', does anyone know how to solve this problem? Homework Help can't solve it! "

《I just wrote a poem, welcome everyone to comment! 》

"Should Kung Pao Chicken be sweet or light?"

《……》

After reading a few updates, Zhang Fan's face almost turned green.

Although it is outrageous, it is quite interesting to watch... How can this be tolerated by a funeral app?

I can't stand it at all!

After exiting the APP, Zhang Fan decided to make some drastic reforms.

He angrily went to the computer, entered a URL, and started typing on the keyboard.

…

Zhang Fan worked until noon and had just completed the division of the cloud cemetery. He was ready to take a break and continue in the afternoon.

Real tombs, historical celebrities, cartoon characters, movie characters, mythological characters...a total of eight categories.

To be honest, Zhang Fan feels that this function is somewhat useful and does not want to adopt it across the board.

In fact, when he was operating, he was also wondering, by doing this, were users reminding him that there was no need to focus only on funerals when doing business?

However, for the sake of the system, Zhang Fan withdrew the idea.

At this time, Zhao Yong and Zhao Feng also came back after burning the paper.

They all had a quick bite at the noodle shop at the door, and Zhao Yong drove Zhao Feng to the station.

When he was leaving, Zhang Fan handed the contract to Zhao Feng and told him, "Talk it over, sign the contract, and you'll get a commission!"

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[Preface]