“Pah~”
A feeling of fear surged in his heart, and Xiaozhuang accidentally dropped his cell phone to the ground.
I've heard about Zhang Fan's recent deeds. Anyone who is noticed by him will definitely not have a good outcome!
Almost instantly, images flashed through his mind one after another.
Fighting Lao Zhang, vegetarian Sister Wang, Xiao Ye, Yu Jiangjun, Tla La... each one is more miserable than the other!
"Gah... all of it..."
"Brother Zhuang, what's going on?"
The roommate picked up the phone in confusion, his expression gradually becoming frozen: "Funeral Brother is paying so much attention to you!"
"It's over, Brother Zhuang, all the people he followed are dead!" another roommate followed.
"I know... I'm done... I'm done!"
Xiaozhuang felt his mind went blank. He shook his head and talked to himself, sitting dejectedly on the sofa.
Brother Funeral would do this to anyone he casually follows, so how could he let go of someone who splashed him with dirty water while riding a bike?
Seeing this, the roommates rushed forward to comfort him.
"Brother Zhuang, don't panic. I don't think this is that weird."
"That's right. We are alive and well, how can we be killed by his attention?"
"I think this is a good thing. If the popularity continues like this, it will probably reach one million fans in a few days!"
The two of them were talking to each other, but Xiaozhuang suddenly thought of something and quickly snatched the phone.
"Yes, I will apologize to Brother Funeral and ask him to unfollow me!"
With a cry of surprise, Xiaozhuang quickly found Zhang Fan's account and sent private messages one after another.
"Brother, are you there?"
"I was wrong. I shouldn't have splashed you with dirty water this morning. Can you please unfollow me?"
"Brother Sangsang, I will ride my bike properly in the future. No, I will sell my bike tomorrow!"
[Since you and the other party are not following each other, you can only send three text messages before the other party replies to you. ]
【Sending failed! 】
【Sending failed! 】
Xiaozhuang typed row after row of text, but they were all sent back by the system.
There was no way, he could only wait.
However, after waiting for ten minutes, the message was still unread.
Xiaozhuang didn't want to sit and wait for death, and finally, after being persuaded by his roommate, he chose to call the police.
“Beep, beep…”
"Hello, what happened to you?"
Soon, the call was connected, and Xiaozhuang said in a horrified tone: "Hello, I... I've been followed by Changhong Funeral... I might die!"
The operator had just learned about it in the morning and immediately confirmed: "Sir, are you saying that you have been followed by the user 'Changhong Funeral and Funeral One-Stop' service on Douying Short Video?"
"Yes!" Xiaozhuang responded quickly, "This morning I was riding my bike and accidentally splashed water on him. In order to retaliate against me, he followed me. I want you to protect me 24 hours a day!"
"Forehead……"
On the other end of the phone, the operator was silent.
Although he felt that Zhang Fan's affairs were a bit weird, after all, not everyone has the same awareness as Xiao Shan.
However, the big boss just said in the meeting this morning that we should resist feudal superstition and enforce the law scientifically.
And after investigation, Zhang Fan’s incident was temporarily defined as a coincidence.
He was so brave to report this matter, but even if he did, it would be impossible to take any protective measures for the reporter.
After a moment of silence, the operator said:
"Sir, we understand your feelings, but according to our investigation, the previous accidents were purely coincidental and have nothing to do with Changhong Funeral. Please don't scare yourself... But..."
After saying that, the operator felt something was wrong and added: "There is currently a specialist in charge of the investigation. We still recommend that you reduce travel and pay attention to safety before the notice is issued!"
"drop……"
After explaining, the operator hung up the phone.
Xiaozhuang sat on the sofa, holding his cell phone in one hand.
It’s over, no one cares about this matter...
Yesterday he only followed four or five people in total, all of them!
Who would believe that this was a coincidence?
"Brother Zhuang, Brother Zhuang, stop being in a daze!"
At this time, one of his roommates pushed his shoulder and consoled him: "Didn't you understand what was said on the phone just now? It's all coincidence. This means that Changhong Funeral Company is just lucky. How can it have the ability to tell life and death?"
"Hmm...it seems...not right."
Xiaozhuang came back to his senses and was about to nod, but shook his head twice: "The police later explained that the investigation into this matter has not yet been completed."
"Then wait until he finishes his investigation."
"I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on until then..."
"I think... it can't be that weird. It must be something made up by those netizens on the Internet." The roommate frowned and said solemnly:
"Think about it, if someone just smashes a rock with his chest, netizens can exaggerate that he is the reincarnation of the King Kong Arhat. If he just happens to run into some damn ghosts, won't the exaggeration be even more outrageous?"
"this……"
Hearing this, Xiaozhuang looked thoughtful and felt that what his roommate said seemed to make some sense.
However, before he could come up with a conclusion, his roommate suddenly stood up and said righteously, "Brother Zhuang, have you forgotten why we played online in the first place?"
"for what……"
Xiaozhuang was stunned for a moment, and then fell into memories.
Why do you play online yourself?
Back then, before the three of them started using the Internet, they were all unemployed vagrants who relied on their parents for support.
After an all-night session, the three brothers finally decided to become motorcycle bloggers.
So, they were divided into thirty-six groups, and each person picked up a Horizon.
Open a short video account and use various software to borrow money to buy Doujia.
Is it just to pick up girls in the review section?
Of course not!
It is to accumulate fans and cooperate with motorcycle 4S stores and second-hand car dealers in the future!
It’s to sell helmets, sell equipment, and make money!
After pondering for a moment, Xiaozhuang had the answer in his mind. When he looked at his roommate again, there was light in his eyes.
"It's to make a lot of money!"
"yes!"
The roommate looked pleased and continued to encourage: "We have persisted for two and a half years!"
"How we got through these past two years, only we ourselves know!"
"Your account was originally the best among the three of us. Now that Changhong Funeral has gained popularity, why are you suddenly giving it up?"
"If you don't take advantage of this wave of traffic, who will pay attention to you when the official announcement comes out?"
"This..." Xiaozhuang was still a little hesitant, and said: "But this Changhong Funeral..."
"You speak first!" His roommate interrupted him and continued, "Listen to my analysis!"
"Someone just said that everything in the world is just coincidence, so why should we be afraid?"
"There's absolutely no need to be afraid!"
"As long as we can catch this wave of traffic, we will be first-tier Internet celebrities in the future!"
"Look at those big internet celebrities when they hype things up. They also make all kinds of life-and-death duels, and in the end, both sides win!"
"Hmm...it seems to be what happened." Xiaozhuang nodded, feeling that what his roommate said made sense, and hesitantly said, "Then what should I do now?"
“Easy!”
The roommate smiled and said confidently, "Now everyone is afraid of his attention, so let's do the opposite for him, face the challenge head-on, and make a shocking reversal!"
The roommate's argument was so convincing that Xiao Zhuang began to cheer up a little, and asked, "What do you mean?"
"First post a video to respond, then ride a motorcycle to the street, go to his house to order a coffin, and enjoy a 25% discount!"