"This...is not good."

Xiaozhuang looked a little embarrassed. His roommate's idea was really... too outrageous!

After all, he is also a funeral brother known as the Grim Reaper on the Internet. Is it really okay to provoke him like this?

Putting everything aside, even if it's a 25% discount to customize a coffin for yourself, it's too unlucky.

"What's wrong with that?"

The roommate glanced at him, then took a deep breath and said seriously:

"A real man is born between heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and inferior to others for long!"

"Look at other big internet celebrities. They get over 100,000 followers in just a few minutes after they start broadcasting, and receive all kinds of gifts all night long!"

"Look at you, you live stream all night and you can't even pay for the electricity bill!"

"Netizens call them brothers, what do they call you?"

"I call you Will-O'-the-Wisp Boy!"

"Do you want to live like this forever?"

"You're a piece of trash!"

waste!

These two words hit Xiaozhuang so hard that he almost fell to the ground. He looked dazed and felt mixed emotions.

Trash... I'm not trash!

After a moment of silence, Xiaozhuang slowly stood up and said in a deep voice: "Just do as you say!"

“I have ambition!”

The two hit it off immediately. The other roommate next to them looked confused, but in the end he joined the three people's action in a daze.

Xiaozhuang first pushed the motorcycle to the side of the road, gave it a thorough cleaning, and then changed the engine oil to a fully synthetic one himself.

After doing all this, Xiaozhuang changed into some handsome clothes, then sat on the motorcycle and took a selfie video in front of the mirror:

"Brothers, I heard that a guy named Changhong Funerals has paid attention to me. As a fellow villager, I decided to take care of his business. I will go to order a coffin first, and then enjoy the one-stop service with a 25% discount."

"Oh, by the way, I heard that all the people that Brother Sangzang followed are dead? How come you believe all this nonsense?"

"Brother Funeral asked me to ride my bike less in the future, right? I won't!"

"I'm going to drive around South City now, and then buy coffins from other stores. I don't believe that a follow can kill someone!"

"Also, Changhong Funeral, I want to advise you that there should be a limit to hype. Don't keep cursing others just for traffic, ha ha ha ha!"

“Boom boom boom…”

After twisting the accelerator a few times, Xiaozhuang finally finished the recording with satisfaction, and wrote: "Brothers, pay attention to me, I will break the curse in half an hour!"

This matter was originally a hot topic among netizens, so once Xiaozhuang's work was released, it quickly attracted high attention from netizens.

After learning the whole story, netizens expressed shock, and some even directly @ed the family tree.

I didn't expect that with so many people challenging him, someone would actually dare to challenge the authority of Brother Funeral, which made the comment section extremely lively.

[Dude, you are quite brave. I give you a thumbs up for your courage! ]

[Brother, how dare you mock even Brother Funeral? ]

[No way, this is the nth time, and there are still people who don’t accept Brother Sangzang? ]

[Support the author, what a shitty account, what a bunch of rumors! ]

[666, I admire you. How can a guy in his twenties order his own coffin? ]

[What you said, Brother Funeral has never passed down his tradition of following whoever he cares about will die. ]

[Uh... that's what the previous victims said.]

【Pay attention and watch the death scene later! 】

[Brother, stop it. I'm not kidding you. Brother Funeral is very weird! ]

[Young man, listen to my advice, don’t joke with your life! ]

…

Some people admired him, some tried to persuade him, and some agreed with Xiaozhuang's statement, believing that Changhong Funeral Company was just a hype.

In short, any netizen who has watched this video will leave some comments more or less.

In just twenty minutes, Xiaozhuang's video became popular and was forwarded over a thousand times!

Xiaozhuang himself is a video account, and in such a short period of time, with the popularity of Zhang Fan, his followers increased by 50,000!

On the side of the road.

Xiaozhuang looked at the data in the background in disbelief, his eyes full of shock.

The previous video had a lot of views due to the comments and attention from Changhong Funeral, but there were very few likes.

But this positive response video has received over 3,000 likes in just over ten minutes!

If the popularity of the previous video was entirely due to Zhang Fan's attention, then this time, his courage definitely attracted a wave of true fans!

It seems that my roommate is right. As long as I catch this wave of traffic and hype it up, it is not impossible to become a top internet celebrity!

At this time, the wise military advisor roommate came over, took a look at Xiaozhuang's background data, and asked, "How is it? Is the effect good?"

"Um!"

Xiao Zhuang nodded excitedly and said with a smile: "Thanks to your suggestion, otherwise I would have missed this wave of traffic. You are worthy of being the only one among the three of us who has studied in the sixth grade!"

"Of course. Zhuge is still alive. Don't forget to take me with you when you become famous."

When the military advisor's roommate heard the flattery, his vanity was greatly satisfied and he couldn't help but feel complacent.

"Don't worry, no one will forget. Next month, everyone will have a big trade!"

Xiaozhuang agreed without hesitation and began to fantasize about the future in his mind.

However, apart from the two of them, another roommate, Xiao Liu, was a little worried at this time.

Seeing that the two were in high spirits, he didn't want to ruin the atmosphere, but for Xiaozhuang's safety, he still spoke out his thoughts:

"Xiao Zhuang, Brother Jun... I think we should not be too happy too soon... What if..."

"Are you trying to talk about the consequences of being noticed by Changhong Funeral?"

Before he could express his worries, the Dog-Headed Military Advisor interrupted him.

It was not easy to get Xiaozhuang to believe it. Even if Xiaozhuang died this time, he could still get some leftover warmth. But he must not let Xiao Liu mess it up!

He slowly lit a cigarette and said in a serious tone:

"Let me tell you this. Last night, I saw through the identity of Changhong Funeral Company!"

"As you all know, my second uncle passed away last month. During those days, my family members were looking for a funeral home everywhere, and they also knew a little about Changhong Funeral Home."

"This crappy shop has been open for two and a half years, and it hasn't received a single funeral. Don't you think that if he really had this ability, how could he not receive any orders?"

"He is actually just a hype man. There must be a professional team behind him."

"Have you seen those hellish anchors on the Internet? They put up some disgusting backgrounds and do live broadcasts in the middle of the night to scare people. Now they have upgraded! They just find people to cooperate with offline, fake their deaths, come up with a gimmick that will attract attention, and then hype it up!"

"I estimate that it won't be long before he contacts Xiaozhuang to discuss the matter of faking his death."

"By that time, we will directly transform into messengers of justice and expose all his past. How can we not become famous?"

"In short, I have only one thing to say. I have seen this account thoroughly. As long as we can catch this wave of popularity, we three brothers will definitely have a good life in the future!"

"this……"

Hearing this, Xiao Liu was still a little uneasy, but Xiao Zhuang had tasted the sweetness behind the scenes, and with the analysis of the dog-headed military advisor, he directly threw the evil nature of Changhong Funeral to the back of his mind, patted Xiao Liu on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry!"

"I will never forget you when I am financially independent. Let's each have a Daimler and drive a 308 to pursue freedom and style!"

"Okay...I'll shut up."

After persuasion failed, Xiao Liu compromised, and the three of them began to think about the live broadcast to fight against counterfeiting.

…

Meanwhile, the funeral parlor.

Zhao Yong and Wang Kai changed their clothes and returned to the store almost at the same time.

Seeing that the store had little business, the warehouse was full, and Zhang Fan was also idle playing with his phone, Wang Kai simply suggested:

"You didn't eat breakfast this morning, did you? There's a new instant noodle stand outside. I'd like to invite everyone out to have a bowl. It only takes a few minutes to eat instant noodles, and it won't interfere with business. What do you think, boss?"

"Well... I haven't eaten instant noodles in a long time, that's OK."

Zhang Fan thought for a moment, then stood up and walked out the door. "But I'll treat you to this meal. It's not right for an employee to treat the boss to a meal. By the way, what's the name of this restaurant?"

"It seems to be called Paolaimianwang. I heard it tastes good, but I don't know the price." Wang Kai said after thinking for a while.

“It’s a good name, let’s try it!”