After clicking on the follow button, Zhang Fan was ready to swipe away.
There were more than 3,000 people in the live broadcast room, and I thought my comments would be drowned out by the crowd.
Unexpectedly, Fighting Lao Zhang actually noticed Zhang Fan’s comment and gave a reply on the spot.
"Changhong Funerals is a one-stop service for funerals. You little black fan, you don't even have a fan sign, how dare you curse me to death?"
"Do you believe that I can kick your sign in two?"
"It's really funny. You've brought your funeral business to my live broadcast room. You're trying to get attention from anyone. I think you should keep it for yourself!"
Old Zhang was arrogant and swore a lot, and didn't take Zhang Fan seriously at all.
It was precisely because of Zhang Fan’s unique online name that many netizens in the live broadcast room @ed him.
[@Changhong Funeral…, hahaha, you know how to do business! ]
[Have funeral homes started to proactively look for customers these days? ]
[Wow, there is a 25% discount if you make an appointment in advance, what a great discount. ]
[Lao Zhang, didn’t you say that it’s a battle of both survival and defeat? You can reserve one in advance! ]
[It's a bit unkind of you to curse someone to death. That's not how you do business. 】
【……】
Most of the netizens responded with an attitude of watching the joke, and it was obvious that they did not take Zhang Fan's words seriously.
Faced with Lao Zhang's arrogant ridicule, Zhang Fan just curled his lips.
In order to establish his image, this guy dares to say anything.
If the system hadn't identified you as a targeted customer, I really wouldn't want to watch your live broadcast, a clown.
It is difficult to persuade the damned ghost with kind words. Lao Zhang’s attitude was so arrogant that Zhang Fan said no more and just watched the live broadcast quietly.
In the video.
Fighting master Zhang originally wanted to block Zhang Fan directly, but when he saw the sudden increase in the pace of the live broadcast room, he suddenly felt very happy.
The fact that the name contains the word "funeral", combined with his behavior of challenging others, can actually produce such a wonderful chemical reaction.
After this broadcast is over, no matter what I say, I have to ask my friends to change their online names and come to the live broadcast room to set the pace.
Seeing that Thunder Boxing Gym had not opened yet, Lao Zhang felt more confident and his attitude became more arrogant.
I saw him kicking the door hard and talking nonsense at the same time.
"Lei Long, open the door and come out to die!"
“Hua La La~”
As soon as he finished speaking, the shutter door of Thunder Boxing Gym slowly rose up.
“Pah.”
The lights come on.
"You're called Lao Zhang?"
A two-meter-tall young man with muscular body and fierce eyes walked out of the door.
This person is the owner of Thunder Boxing Gym, Wang Long.
A minute ago, he was still dreaming sweet dreams when he was suddenly awakened by a knock on the door.
When he opened his phone, he saw that many fans had sent him messages saying that someone was challenging him.
He had been in a low-carbon period these days and was in a very bad mood. Then, his sweet dream was disturbed, which made him very angry.
As early as this morning, he saw the video of Lao Zhang yelling at him, but Wang Long was a well-known figure in the boxing world after all. In his eyes, this was just a clown, and he did not issue a response.
Unexpectedly, this old guy actually came to my door!
It’s a challenge, a late-night challenge!
With Wang Long's appearance, the viewers in the live broadcast room instantly became active.
[Hey man, Lao Zhang, are you serious? ]
[This is really a thunder dragon. It looks a little angry. ]
[If you don't understand, just ask, is Lao Zhang just hyping himself up or is he really challenging the club? ]
[The height difference is quite obvious, brothers, pull up to the left! ]
[Tsk, do you understand Kung Fu? Lao Zhang practices internal martial arts, and the British fighting champion was defeated by Lao Zhang! ]
[Don't be a coward, Lao Zhang, show me your true face! ]
【……】
Seeing Lao Zhang open the door to respond, Lao Zhang's eyes flashed with panic, but he still pretended to be calm and used his martial arts skills:
"It is me. Are you the Thunder Dragon?"
Lei Long frowned slightly and did not answer. Instead, he asked, "I heard you wanted to beat me to death? You are quite arrogant!"
"cough."
Old Zhang coughed dryly, feeling extremely panicked.
However, with so many viewers watching in the live broadcast room, he could not reveal any flaws, so he could only maintain his arrogant attitude and shouted:
"Stop talking nonsense. I'm here to challenge you today. If you don't dare to accept the challenge, please admit defeat to me in front of the brothers in the live broadcast room!"
After saying that, Lao Zhang raised his index finger towards the live broadcast room:
"Brothers, name this coward on the public screen!"
[Okay! Lao Zhang is awesome! I’ll swipe first to show my respect!]
[To dare to talk to Lei Long like this, Lao Zhang is really something! ]
['Invincible Little Bo' sends out Rocket*1! ]
['Invisible Wings' gives away 5 sunglasses! ]
【……】
For a moment, gifts flew everywhere in the live broadcast room, and Lao Zhang was ecstatic.
After all, Lei Long is a big shot in the industry. Even if he loses this battle, his popularity will be raised to a higher level.
Besides, receiving so many gifts tonight is definitely worth it!
In front of the mobile phone screen, Zhang Fan touched his chin involuntarily.
How dare this guy?
"You are so brave... I admire you."
At this moment, the system prompt sounded again in my mind.
"The target of the shouting has a full anger value, and the combat mortality rate is 200%. Potential customers, please contact the host as soon as possible!"
"I lost it?"
The mortality rate is two hundred.
Oh my goodness, two lives are not enough this time!
Zhang Fan looked surprised and stopped trying to persuade her. He directly made an offer in the bullet screen:
[Changhong Funeral One-Stop Service]: "36% off, plus a urn, it can't be any lower."
This time, Lao Zhang also noticed Zhang Fan’s barrage, but at this time the netizens were all focused on PK and almost no one responded.
After all, it's good enough if a rhythm can explode once in a period of time.
The live broadcast room is so popular now, it would be great if we could add another joke...
Got it.
An idea suddenly occurred to Lao Zhang, and he turned his phone screen towards Wang Long.
"I have a brother in my live studio who does one-stop funeral services. He offers a 36% discount. Would you like me to make a reservation for you?"
"What the hell?"
Wang Long showed surprise, and the anger in his heart was completely ignited.
He just grabbed Lao Zhang and dragged him into the boxing gym.
"Come on, come in. I have a waiver agreement here. Let's sign it first!"
"Let me go, I'll sign it, who's afraid of who?"
Having said that, Lao Zhang naturally could not show any fear. He broke away from Wang Long and swaggered into the boxing gym.
Seeing this scene, the barrage in the live broadcast room instantly exploded, and all kinds of comments filled the screen.
"Well, this deal is over again."
Zhang Fan shook his head.
Lao Zhang was not interested in funerals, and he was even less interested in the subsequent discussions between the two, so he just left.
After a few swipes, Zhang Fan saw another interesting video.
The blogger in the video has a playful smile on his face, as if he is telling a joke.
"Brothers, I have something to do this afternoon. Wait for me to finish it and then continue to challenge the devil spicy!"
Halfway through the video, a reminder sounded in Zhang Fan's mind again.
"Minimally invasive surgery, recovery period is 20 days, and the probability of death is approximately 0! Potential users, please pay attention."
?
A question mark appeared on Zhang Fan's face, but he soon realized what was going on.
Minimally invasive surgery, it turned out that I had gotten angry.
The almost zero mortality rate can be ignored.
But since the system has already prompted it, there may be other reasons...
After thinking about it, Zhang Fan decisively followed it and left a friendly message.
There's actually no need to give a hint about this probability. I'm paying attention just to see what happens next, to see if anyone is so unlucky as to lose their life from hemorrhoids.
If you can really succeed, it is actually a kind of luck.
After clicking the follow button, Zhang Fan watched some videos, closed the door and went home on time at twelve o'clock.
At the same time, Thunder Boxing Gym.
Under the watchful eyes of the fans, Lao Zhang and Wang Long signed the waiver agreement and started their warm-up preparations.