"ah?"
Zhang Fan was shocked and looked at the young man puzzledly: "What's going on, you guys?"
The moment he made eye contact with Zhang Fan, the young man quickly waved his hands and said, “Hey, Brother Funeral, we were just joking.”
"What's going on? This is the first fan meeting of the Funeral Army after all. You have to cooperate with us to organize an event or something, such as... real-life CS?"
"Yes, Brother Sangzang, the equipment has been bought. If you say you want to rob a bank, we will go back and buy boxes immediately!"
"That's right, we finally get to meet, Brother Funeral, come with us, this weather is perfect for a spring outing!"
“…”
Fans echoed one after another, and Zhang Fan suddenly realized.
"You scared me. I thought what were you going to do?"
Zhang Fan thought for a moment and said, "I don't have anything important to do today, but I have to go to the new cemetery in the afternoon, so I don't have time to participate in the activities... How about this..."
Zhang Fan roughly counted the number of people and suggested with a smile: "How about I treat everyone to skewers?"
"With so many of us, the restaurant will definitely not be able to accommodate us. How about we find a spacious place and grill it ourselves?"
"Great! This weather is perfect for a barbecue!"
After Zhang Fan’s proposal came out, fans nodded in agreement.
"Barbecue, barbeque. I just want to try what the lamb skewers grilled with the nether fire taste like!"
"This meal is on me, don't rush to come, I'm the number one fan of Changhong Funerals!"
"Get lost, I have 20,000 sheep in my cold storage, who do you think you are?"
"You, you really have 20,000 sheep?"
"Nonsense! I not only have sheep, beef and seafood, but I also have 20 barbecue restaurants. Today, I will take care of all the tools and ingredients. If anyone dares to snatch them from me, there will be no discounts for eating barbecue in Yuncheng from now on!"
"Humph, you dare to compete with Brother Sangzang, you will not have a cooling-off period after you are buried. Brother Sangzang's factory, you treat us, do you think you are suitable?"
"Yeah, what do you think, Brother Funeral?" The barbecue brother was stunned for a moment, then looked at Zhang Fan for advice.
"Brother Funeral, I'm not short of money, I just like to spend. Give me a chance."
"You...you..." Zhang Fan thought for a moment and said, "Then you can't regret it, okay?"
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone burst into laughter, and Zhang Fan quickly stopped everyone, saying that he was just joking and that the meal would be paid for by Changhong Funeral Home.
But at this moment, the die-hard fan who had just handed Zhang Fan the phone suddenly spoke up:
"Well, Brother Sangzang, the plan may fail because open-air barbecues are not allowed in Yuncheng."
"Huh? There's such a thing?" Zhang Fan asked in confusion: "When was the regulation made? Was there any official notice?"
"There is no official notice." The die-hard fan shook his head and explained, "It's in our Yuncheng. There is a link protection association. They set the rules."
"It seems like something is going on." Someone followed up and said, "This protection association is really weird. How much pollution can a barbecue cause to the environment? The official is not worried, but they are worrying for no reason, relying on their large numbers. How arrogant..."
"They are so numerous, how dare they beat people up?" Zhang Fan frowned and said, "It's not an official association, so they don't have the right to care so much."
"No, but there are so many of them. If they see someone barbecuing outdoors, they will poop right in front of you. How can you eat?" The young man said speechlessly:
"In their words, barbecuing is not against the law, taking a shit is not against the law, and you don't have to worry about burning your butt!"
"As link protectors, they even call it a good name, saying that they are fertilizing the uncle, and they are all talented..."
"Yes, it's really weird." Zhang Fan couldn't help but laugh. Wang Kai said, "Fuck you, don't you know how to take pictures?"
"If it doesn't work, let's find a place farther away. I just want to eat some kebabs."
Wang Kai raised his voice and introduced himself: "Brothers, I am the HR manager of Changhong Funeral Company. I would like to recommend a place to you. How about Feilong River? It is just beside Yuncheng, only 30 kilometers away!"
"If you have a car, drive up. If you don't have a car, Changhong Funeral Home will reimburse your taxi fare. Whoever is in favor, whoever is against!"
After these words were spoken, everyone at the scene fell silent.
Feilong River.
As die-hard fans of Changhong Funeral, how could they not know about a new suspenseful incident related to Zhang Fan on the Internet?
"Manager Wang, Feilongjiang is indeed a good place for eating skewers, and almost no one dares to go there now, but... we don't dare to go there either."
"Yeah, when we were cutting the ribbon this morning, the place was haunted. It's very dangerous to go there now."
"What are you all thinking? With Brother Funeral here, are you still afraid of little ghosts?"
"Yes, it's Feilongjiang. I'm going back to drive now!"
“…”
While everyone was discussing, Wang Kai spoke again: "Don't worry, everyone who attends this event with Changhong Funeral will be guaranteed to be safe."
Upon hearing this, the fans took complete action, raising their hands and shouting, “I agree!”
"Tsk, if I jump into the river directly, how are you going to guarantee my safety?"
"Don't argue, Brother Funeral is here, you won't drown."
"You little steel bar, if you drown, I'll just take care of you, isn't that nice enough?"
“…”
After some discussion, Zhang Fan and his fans reached a unanimous decision.
This afternoon, we went to the bank of Feilong River for a barbecue.
After finalizing the event process, Zhang Fan created a face-to-face group chat and said all the nice things he could to get rid of the fans' fanatical "stalking".
After deciding on the destination, the fans went home to prepare.
In the process, they told each other and the team gradually expanded.
Zhang Fan had also agreed to this long ago, and announced that no matter how many people came today, as long as the date was before noon today, all would be free.
Of course, the news that broke out in Feilongjiang today still dissuaded many people from going.
At about one o'clock, the number of group members exceeded one thousand, and it was at this time that Wang Kai closed the channel to enter the group.
After leaving the business hall, Zhang Fan and others first rented a car, and then went to a hotel in Yuncheng, planning to pick up Zhao Feng and go to Feilong River together in the afternoon.
…
at the same time.
The center of Feilong River Bridge.
The master sent by Xuanmen was looking at the river with a frown on his face.
Next to him stood the project manager of the bridge project.
"There is something under this river!"