"Chang... Changhong Funeral?"

They are all internet users, and how could they not know the reputation of Changhong Funeral Company after getting to know each other?

But what she never expected was that the person who was eating instant noodles just now... was actually the Funeral Brother himself!

And he himself had severely slaughtered Brother Funeral.

Moreover, he personally asked the other party to follow his account!

What the hell is the difference between this and courting death?!

"I'm crazy!"

The proprietress scratched her head in panic, feeling extremely annoyed at the moment.

If it’s a discount, then it’s a discount. Why do you have to draw people’s attention to it?

If I had known this would happen, I would have given these three bowls of instant noodles for free.

"Boss, give me a tomato-flavored one with sausage and egg!"

At this time, a passerby came forward to order food, but was subconsciously driven away by the proprietress.

"Fuck you! Get out of here!"

"Hey?"

This sentence confused the passerby. After a while, he asked angrily, "What are you doing? What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. We're closed. We're not selling any more!"

The proprietress didn't even look at the passers-by as she packed up her things and prepared to close the stall.

"I'm really impressed! It's inexplicable!"

After this series of operations, the passers-by's mood instantly fell to the lowest point.

I finally got a day off today, so I woke up before the rooster crowed, ran to the hair salon to get my hair parted in the middle, prepared to eat some instant noodles, and then went to play basketball with my female friend who I have been with for two and a half years.

Who knew I would come across such a stall owner.

What bad luck!

"rough!"

After swearing, the man turned and ran to another breakfast shop.

The proprietress was also terrified and returned home in a panic.

…

At this time, 45 minutes had passed since the motorcycle blogger Xiaozhuang posted a video to respond to Zhang Fan.

In another fifteen minutes, he will start his live broadcast to expose the fake Zhang Fan.

During these forty-five minutes, the Internet was in a panic!

The reversal of events, coupled with Xiaozhuang's courage to mock Zhang Fan head-on, shocked most netizens.

The marketing accounts are all confused. As soon as the previous video is edited, the next hot topic comes up.

There is no other way but to post both videos together, otherwise I won’t be able to eat shit as soon as it’s hot.

"Danger! Sangzang Ge follows another motorcycle blogger. It is understood that this blogger splashed mud all over Sangzang Ge in the morning. This follow-up may be revenge!"

"Watch out, this man is so cruel. Fugui just passed by him on a motorcycle, but the man was so angry that he actually clicked "Follow"!"

"Sangzang brother follows motorcycle blogger, is it revenge or prediction?"

"Could the funeral brother be a team operation? The motorcycle blogger responded directly! "

"The motorcycle blogger doesn't believe in evil and is ready to expose the fake funeral brother. My life is in my own hands, so why not pay attention to it?"

《……》

With the strong support of netizens, many marketing videos became popular, and the popularity of the event was directly raised to a higher level.

In just forty-five minutes, Xiaozhuang's account gained nearly 100,000 followers, and the comment section was extremely lively.

At the beginning, many netizens praised Xiaozhuang for his courage.

But as more and more funerals came and netizens who liked to exaggerate joined in, the style of the comment section began to gradually become unified.

[Even after being reminded by the funeral brother, he still insisted on riding a motorcycle. Send! ]

[Author, I've been a fan for ten years. I hope you wear dungarees and a middle-parted hairstyle when you live stream, and walk in a more decent manner! ]

[Brother? How dare you doubt Brother Funeral's ability? ]

[Funeral Brother: Do you think you have a chance to ride a motorcycle? ]

[Let me guess, is it a blown cylinder or a blown tire? ]

[I think it's brake failure! ]

【……】

On the side of the road, Xiaozhuang and his two companions are ready to start the live broadcast at any time.

Looking at the increasingly strange comments on his phone, Xiaozhuang became a little timid.

Fortunately, Dog-Headed Military Advisor was always there to encourage him: "Don't let these things affect your operations. Remember, a water army is only worth a few cents. When we have money, we can also create such a rhythm! While the popularity is high now, just start the live broadcast!"

"Why don't we wait a little longer? It's a bit dazzling facing the sun now." Xiao Liu reminded.

"Why are you panicking? Xiaozhuang's skills are obvious to everyone, and the car was assembled by a large factory, so there won't be any problems at all!"

The dog-headed military advisor shook his head and turned Xiaozhuang's key.

"Let's get started! Hesitation will lead to defeat!"

"good!"

Encouraged by Jun Ge, Xiaozhuang started the motorcycle, fixed the bracket, and started the live broadcast.

As soon as the show started, netizens swarmed in to watch.

In just three minutes, the number of people online in the live broadcast room exceeded 2,000!

This kind of popularity is difficult to achieve even for many bloggers with millions of followers!

Xiaozhuang never dreamed that one day he would be able to have it!

At this moment, a BGM inexplicably sounded in Xiaozhuang's mind.

'I also want to be an internet celebrity and be your hero! '

hero!

Xiaozhuang showed a look of joy, waved to the live broadcast room, and then suddenly stepped on the accelerator.

"Brothers, let's hear the sound waves!"

“Woooo boom~!”

The full Scorpio exhaust, although added later, makes a really nice sound, and even Xiaozhuang, who is used to hearing it, couldn't help but be intoxicated by it.

"How about it, guys? This is the charm of a four-cylinder car!"

After saying that, Xiaozhuang quickly lay down, wanting to interact with the viewers in the live broadcast room.

But what he didn't expect was that netizens' focus was not on the voice at all, and only a few people who knew about cars made sarcastic remarks.

[Wilson's Fire boy, stay away from my daughter! ]

[My goodness, your car, I feel like it will fall apart if you add a little more gas. ]

[Dude, if I'm not mistaken, you are measuring the horizon, right? ]

[Horizon doesn't like to step on the accelerator. The brakes cost 300 yuan a set and can be restarted at any time. ]

[Don't be so fancy, we're here to see you! ]

[Hurry up, hurry up, Changhong Funeral is on its way! 】

【……】

"Everyone, don't worry, warm up the car and start right away!"

[Question mark, can you warm up this broken car? ]

"hehe……"

Faced with the ridicule from netizens, Xiaozhuang was not in a hurry.

After all, this wave of popularity was originally borrowed from Changhong Funeral.

Once he succeeds in exposing the counterfeiting, Changhong Funerals will immediately be ruined, and he will be the next generation of Internet celebrity!

"I know everyone is anxious, but don't be anxious. Before you leave, I have a few words to say to you."

"I know that many of you came here because of Changhong Funeral. I hope you won't blindly praise this kind of Internet parasite. What kind of monster is he? Xiaozhuang will reveal it to you right away!"

"I'll send everyone a lucky bag. Friends who pass by, please follow me. I'll share cycling tips every day!"

"Okay, that's all, let's get started!"

After saying that, Xiaozhuang gritted his teeth, put all the Doubi in the background into the lucky bag, and then quickly adjusted the bracket so that his entire body and motorcycle appeared on the screen.

"boom!"

With a twist of the accelerator, Xiaozhuang gave a cool nose lift, the car body shot out, and sped along the wide road.

Although it is a Horizon, it is a four-cylinder car after all.

In less than ten seconds, Xiaozhuang's car speed successfully exceeded 100, bringing the characteristics of the assembled car to the fullest!

"Brothers, it's over 100!"

"I'll slow down first. There's a bend ahead. I'll show you how to do an extreme bend!"

After shouting twice, Xiaozhuang quickly reduced the speed of the car to about 60, preparing to respond to the next bend.

In just a short while, the number of people online in the live broadcast room has exceeded ten thousand!

I have to say, the cool motorcycle appearance, coupled with all men's desire for speed and sex, is really handsome!

Even those netizens who were watching the fun couldn't help but give praise:

[Oh my, such a handsome guy, what a pity! ]

[Awesome! The big factory 150 I bought has a hard time breaking 100. I should have bought Horizon earlier! ]

[It seems that Xiaozhuang is also an expert. Let's see how he handles this corner! ]

[You're quite capable, there's no sign of gear shifting, I heard a four-cylinder car can reach 100 km/h in first gear? ]

【……】

Soon, Xiaozhuang entered the front part of the curve and prepared to start turning.

"Brothers, don't blink, see clearly what black lightning is!"

"Ah! Here it comes!"