"A high monk?"

“Is it reliable?”

"Where is the monk from?"

A glimmer of hope arose in the proprietress's heart, and she grabbed the bald man's clothes and kept asking questions.

"Hmm..." The bald man looked thoughtful and said, "I don't know if it's reliable or not, but at this point, this is the only way we can go. You know, the first few people who were noticed by Changhong Funeral Home all died mysteriously."

"Then...how can we ask the monk for help?" the proprietress hesitated.

"Just pay the money. You know, Buddha only saves those who are destined to be saved. How deep the fate is depends on how much money we are willing to spend." The bald man said without thinking.

"How much money do you need to prepare?" the proprietress asked.

The bald man rolled his eyes slightly and said seriously: "Do your best. After all, if the person is gone, no matter how much money you have, it will be useless."

"this……"

The proprietress hesitated for a moment, finally gritted her teeth and nodded, "Okay! Then I'll go with you!"

"no!"

Hearing this, the bald man quickly waved his hand to refuse, explaining: "It's enough for me to go alone. You have more important things to do now."

"What's up?"

"Apologize. You have to apologize to Changhong Funeral Home first."

"Then...I'll go to the store and return the money to him first?"

"No, this matter is not that simple. Let me think about it..."

The bald man shook his head, and then started to make some calculations in his mind.

Having been a gigolo for so many years, he stays at home every day watching videos and playing games, so he has some knowledge of the Internet.

Being followed by a mysterious account like Changhong Funeral, and the video account that comes and goes, will definitely become popular in a short period of time, just like Xiaozhuang's account.

In the past, the number of video views would grow wildly, and this stuff can be monetized in the background!

You say you are going to look for a high monk, but it is not certain whether you can find him. The backend of your Paolaimian account is also bound to your real name and bank card.

If this old woman really dies, isn't this all her own money?

Even if it doesn't work out in the end, this is still top-tier popularity, don't waste it!

Therefore, we must hold on steady now, and expand as much as possible before things are over!

After pondering for a moment, the bald man came up with a perfect excuse:

"Well, I'll go find the monk, and you go online and play the victim!"

"If you just apologize, it may not work. Look at those anchors who were fired in the past, it was just because of some quarrels. And you, you charged him 3,000 yuan for three bowls of instant noodles, how could he let you go!"

"There have been a lot of negative comments about Changhong Funeral Services online recently. You must seize this opportunity."

"While playing the victim, you must make sure that netizens understand that Changhong Funeral Home has the ability to decide life and death. By the way, mention Xiaozhuang's matter. His accident was completely a revenge by Changhong Funeral Home!"

"Remember, you must explain in a roundabout way that Changhong Funerals is paying attention to you not for preferential treatment, but for revenge!"

"If we make this a bigger deal, the more people will pay attention to it, and the more people will question Changhong Funeral. Will he still dare to do that?"

"If he dares, he will immediately become a demon in everyone's eyes! A murderer!"

The bald man spoke passionately, as if he was sure to win, but the proprietress felt that it was a little unreliable. She frowned and said solemnly:

"You are just gambling, aren't you? You old gambler, you are gambling with my life..."

"How can I be willing to gamble with your life!"

The bald man grabbed the boss lady's hand and said earnestly: "Wife, believe me, it will work this time!"

"Let's split up and do our own thing. You post the video and I'll go find the monk."

"When a husband and wife are of one mind, they can break any obstacle!"

Hearing this, the proprietress's eyes were filled with tears, and she looked at the bald man affectionately.

"Well, husband and wife are of one mind, of one heart!"

In the end, thanks to the bald man's endless efforts in talking nonsense, the proprietress chose to believe the man next to her.

She gave all her property to the bald man and asked him to go to the mountains to consult a senior monk.

She herself deliberately messed up her hair and posted a video while sitting on the ground.

In fact, long after Zhang Fan followed Chang Lai Chang Wang, some careful netizens had already discovered it.

After all, he follows whoever he wants, and he follows several people a day. Many netizens hold their phones and constantly refresh Zhang Fan’s follow list.

This also led to the fact that as soon as the boss lady’s video was released, it received comments and reposts from many netizens, and was ready to become popular at any time.

…

And at the same time.

Funeral home.

After sending the police away, Zhang Fan checked his background.

At present, the number of followers of his account is about to exceed five million.

Comments, likes, and private messages are still 99+

After taking a quick look, Zhang Fan immediately frowned.

In the past, most of them were netizens who were just having fun, and he would just glance at them and move on.

But this time it was different. This time there were a lot of doubts and pointing fingers.

[Sangzang brother, Xiaozhuang's accident, is it your revenge? ]

[Funeral brother, are you hyping it up? ]

[Is the team still short of people? ]

[I saw that you followed Paolaimianwang, what does this mean? ]

[Please put away your butcher knife. I have called the police! ]

【……】

"Forehead……"

After reading a few more messages, Zhang Fan's face almost turned black.

If it was misunderstood by netizens, the matter would be much more serious.

If their deaths were due to my attention, wouldn't that make me a murderer?

How could such a weird thing happen? I am not the King of Hell!

Even if I don't pay attention to them, they will still do it. I just want to get more orders.

You can't just take the blame for this kind of thing. You have to clarify everything you say.

So, Zhang Fan intercepted a piece of news about an accident in Xiaozhuang and published a graphic work.

"I express my deepest sympathy for the death of Motorcycle Xiaozhuang. If the deceased's parents are willing to entrust their afterlife to our store, we can provide a 30% discount."

"Also, there are some things I must clarify. I clicked on the follow button just to remind him to be safe. I didn't have any other intentions, and there was no so-called revenge. I hope everyone believes in science and looks at it rationally."

"I'm just a small funeral shop owner. How could I possibly have such superpowers? Even if I do, I will never take someone's life for such a small matter..."

The matter is being hotly discussed. Once Zhang Fan's work was released, it quickly attracted a large number of netizens to watch.

After reading Zhang Fan’s explanation, many netizens left their own comments.

[This matter is indeed a bit weird, but if you have to say it, it can only be blamed on his bad luck, and Brother Sangzang just has good vision. ]

[I don't believe it! Even if you can decide life and death, look at how many times you have done it! ]

[You said you didn't seek revenge, I believe you, but you said you don't have such an evil nature, only ghosts would believe you! ]

[Okay, okay, I believe you are innocent, please don't follow me anymore! ]

【……】

At the beginning, Zhang Fan's comment section was relatively normal.

But as the highly surfed netizens came out, the comment section unexpectedly became neat and consistent.

【@泡来面往, go and see what she said? 】

【@Pao Lai Mian Wang, you can’t even afford instant noodles? 】

[He is following someone now, it’s revenge! Everyone go here to see @泡来面往! ]

【……】

In just five minutes, hundreds of comments were posted on @泡来面往, and onlookers turned around and raised questions after reading the comments.

[What do you mean by latest attention? Can you explain it to me? ]

[One second you said you didn't commit revenge, and the next second you paid attention to someone because instant noodles were expensive? ]

[Damn it, I thought you were going to take action against unscrupulous merchants, but it turns out you were seeking revenge! ]

[Don't go too far. How many people are you going to scold for such a small matter? ]

[Crab, lobster, and steak, this bowl costs 300 yuan. Is it expensive? ]

[Good fellow, you are running a funeral home and you are still calculating over 300 dollars, right? ]

【……】

The time when Zhang Fan's work was published was less than ten minutes apart from the time when the boss lady of Paolaimian published her work.

The popularity of Changhong Funeral Home, coupled with the proprietress’s crying, quickly made this matter a hot topic.

The staff of the marketing account were dumbfounded. I hadn’t even finished editing the last video I posted to clarify things for you, so how come there’s another one that proves your point?

Although it is a bit overwhelming, marketing accounts will never miss any hot spots.

Soon, one work after another flooded the Internet.

"Is it revenge or coincidence? Changhong Funeral Company explains it in person!"

"Revenge, revenge again! Changhong Funerals has no regard for the law. Following the motorcycle incident, they are paying attention to others because of a meal of instant noodles!"

"Small-minded! Uncovering the hypocritical mask of Changhong Funeral Company!"

《……》

Funeral home.

Zhang Fan had just washed and hung up the clothes that were soiled in the morning and picked up his phone again.

What he didn't expect was that in just a short while, he was actually hammered with evidence!

Tens of thousands of people @ him to watch a video and asked him to give an explanation.

"What's going on?"

Zhang Fan was a little confused, and more confused.

He followed the @ of netizens and clicked on the crying video posted by Paolaimianwang.

The protagonist of the video is the owner of the snack stand who ran away this morning.

In the video, she is dishevelled, haggard, tearful, and full of sadness:

"My family, this bowl of instant noodles has lobster, wagyu beef, abalone, sea cucumber, and even the soup is made with Chinese medicine. I sell such a luxurious bowl of noodles for 100 yuan. Is it expensive?"

"I asked myself honestly, the answer is that it is not expensive at all. In order to promote the reputation, I even paid a lot."

"But, this morning, three people came to eat noodles, and they complained that it was too expensive!"

"If you think it's too expensive, forget it. At most I can give you a discount and you can have a free meal!"

"I never expected that he would kill me just because of a dispute over price!"

"Where is justice, where is the law?"

"Yes, this person is the most popular funeral parlor in South City recently, Changhong Funeral Home!"

"You've all heard about it, right? There was a guy on a motorcycle who got stabbed in the head because he splashed rain on him. He got stabbed in revenge. It was tragic!"

"Today, just because of three bowls of instant noodles, he paid attention to me again!"

"It's over. I can't take it anymore... wuwuwuwuwu... I have elderly parents and young children to take care of, and my husband has been paralyzed for seven years! What will happen to this large family without me?"

“Wuwuwu…”

"My goodness, this is too shameless!"

After listening to the boss's crying, Zhang Fan was stunned.

When it comes to the Internet and gaining sympathy, you really understand the game!

Where are the lobsters and beef? Where are the sea cucumbers? Where are the abalones?

Who created this?

Isn’t it just bacon meatballs and shrimp?

If any of the things you mentioned is included, I wouldn’t think it’s too expensive even if it costs a hundred dollars a bowl!

Wait...where did the hundred come from? Isn’t one bowl one thousand?

Damn it, you woman, you are full of bad intentions!