The doctor stared at Zhang Fan and the other man sternly, then took out his intercom and said sternly, "Security, security, come quickly, two more escaped patients were found at the south gate!"
"No, wait a minute, who are you calling mentally ill?"
Zhang Fan waved his hands quickly and said in surprise: "Doctor, you misunderstood, I just came for a walk!"
"snort!"
The doctor snorted coldly and said with a slight smile: "Still want to lie to me? The last person who escaped said the same thing!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Fan was stunned.
Wow, are all mental hospitals so scary?
This doctor has a frown on his brow and is mentally ill. I'm afraid his mental state has begun to become a little abnormal.
"Wait a minute, I have evidence!"
Zhang Fan stopped arguing and prepared to take out his ID to prove himself.
"I caught him, I finally caught him!"
"Don't move!"
However, before Zhang Fan could produce the evidence, excited shouts suddenly rang out from all around.
Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen figures emerged from hidden places such as corners of the grass, ran all the way, and surrounded Zhang Fan and others.
There are doctors, nurses, security guards and police, all of them are ready to control the crowd at any time.
This scene made Zhang Fan stunned.
But the next scene almost made Zhang Fan drop his jaw.
A doctor in a white coat slowly walked out of the crowd. He looked 80% similar to the "doctor" in front of Zhang Fan.
He took a wet towel and rubbed it on the doctor's face.
"You are really good at disguise. Who did you learn it from? Why didn't you draw your third eye this time?"
With a sneer, the attending doctor flew into a rage: "You people in Ward 208 are going too far!"
"I was wondering why I couldn't contact the nurse and couldn't find the intercom. I guess you stole it!"
"You even increased the dosage of the medicine for your fellow patient. You are already terminally ill, do you know that?!"
“Ah, this…”
Hearing the doctor's roar, Zhang Fan and Wang Kai felt their heads buzzing.
What does this mean? It's a lot of information...
The taxi driver is a fake...and the doctor who arrested the driver...is also a fake?
The Dragon King of the East Sea and the God of Justice are both patients in Ward 208? ! ! !
No... these guys who showed up later, aren't they also mentally ill?
Thinking of this, Zhang Fan quickly opened the Eye of Reincarnation and locked his target on the doctor who came later.
【Zhang Wei, psychiatrist...】
After reading half of the system introduction, Zhang Fan closed the Eye of Samsara and breathed a sigh of relief.
Today, I finally met a normal person in Nanshan Mental Hospital...
"take away!"
Under the arrangement of Dr. Zhang Wei, the God of Justice was quickly controlled by the staff.
In no time, the nurse changed him into hospital clothes.
Zhang Fan took a closer look and found that the God of Justice, whose real name was Yang Er, was indeed as his name suggested...
After Yang Er was controlled, Zhang Wei and others turned their vigilant eyes to Zhang Fan.
Just as he was about to speak, Yang Er shouted hysterically:
"I am a doctor and he is a patient. He is only in his twenties and he just wants to live. What has he done wrong?"
Zhang Wei's mouth twitched, and he said with a dark face: "Take him away! Take him away! Take him away immediately!"
"No, no!"
After Yang Er was taken away, Zhang Fan took the initiative to speak:
"Doctor Zhang, I'm really not mentally ill..."
"I know, you are the funeral brother!" Zhang Wei interrupted Zhang Fan and changed his expression:
"Haha, my last name is Zhang too. Five hundred years ago, we were one family."
"By the way, Brother Funeral, what brings you to our hospital today? What brings you to our hospital today?"
"this……"
Zhang Fan was a little uncomfortable with the drastic change in attitude. He even began to suspect that Zhang Wei was not a psychiatrist at all, but a mental patient!
After a brief hesitation, Zhang Fan chose to trust the system and explained, "I'm just here for a look."
"No problem, I'll take you in!"
Zhang Wei didn't even ask why. He waved his hand and invited Zhang Fan to come in. He looked behind him and said, "You all should go back to your respective posts. Especially keep an eye on Ward 208. Don't let them make trouble again!"
Upon hearing this, a nurse stepped forward and asked, "Director Zhang, what is the dosage for patient 208?"
Zhang Wei thought for a while and said, "Stop it. The more you eat, the more abnormal it becomes. Let's stop for a while and observe."
"Brother Funeral, please come in, I'll show you around."
After arranging a nurse, Zhang Wei took Zhang Fan and Wang Kai to Nanshan Mental Hospital.
On the way, Zhang Fan couldn't help but ask, "Doctor Zhang, I'm a little curious, what's going on in Ward 208?"
"Oh~"
When mentioning 208, Zhang Wei frowned and shook his head helplessly:
"Brother Sangzang, this is a long story. Ward 208 is the most abnormal ward in our hospital, and I happen to be the chief doctor of this ward."
"The patients in Ward 208...are different from the other patients. They say weird things all day long."
"Most importantly, they sometimes get it right."
"You know the Classic of Mountains and Seas, right? There were only fragments before, but later the National Library completed the whole book. Many people thought it was just a fantasy, but in fact, it was recited by a patient in 208."
"Not only did he recite, he could also draw... When the experts took his words seriously, I once suspected that I was a mental patient."
"It was not until later that some experts discovered several ruins based on his nonsense that they gave him some relief."
"To be honest, as a psychiatrist, I don't even dare to go into Ward 208."
"It's so awkward when they start praising each other's business... They are all gods..."
"If you're interested in how awkward it is, let's do it together when I make rounds tonight."
"Okay! That's exactly what I was thinking. Thank you, Dr. Zhang, for your help." Zhang Fan nodded readily.
"It's okay. It's just right that you can give me some courage."
Zhang Wei nodded awkwardly, and Zhang Fan asked again:
"By the way, Doctor Zhang, when I came here, I heard from Li Donghai that he had prayed for rain in your hospital before? He successfully solved the problem of high temperature? He was even named the Dragon King of the East China Sea for this?"
“Bullshit!”
Hearing this, Zhang Wei became furious.
"It is true, but the facts are totally different from what Li Donghae said!"
"If I remember correctly, it was the winter three years ago. There was no such thing as high temperature. It was just the radiator."
"Everyone slept well that night. Lee Donghae didn't go out in the middle of the night. He turned off the heating and caused the pipe to leak. The Dragon King of the East China Sea was mocking him."
"Won't it be cooler if we turn off the heating?"
"Ah? Is that really the case?"
After listening to Zhang Wei's explanation, Zhang Fan was immediately surprised.
I never expected that this is how Li Donghae got his name.
Isn't this guy really good at bragging?
After a pause, Zhang Fan continued to ask, "Li Donghai said that several people were fired from the Meteorological Bureau. Is that true?"
"Weather Bureau?"
Zhang Wei looked confused and said hesitantly:
"They...can they get news from the Meteorological Bureau?"
"Hiss... Mr. Li, the former security guard, likes to wander around and tell the patients about the weather in the next few days. Could it be that Mr. Li is regarded as the weather bureau?"
"Mr. Li was not fired. That night, Li Donghae turned off the heating..."
"It was minus 20 degrees! Mr. Li was only wearing an autumn shirt and was frozen into the hospital. Later, Mr. Li was so scared that he resigned."
Speaking of this, Zhang Wei even shuddered.
"My goodness...are all the patients in Ward 208 so awesome?"
"No, no, no... In Ward 208, Li Donghae is in the best condition."