The dean smiled slightly, looked at the patient on his left and asked:

"How long have you been here?"

"More than two years." The patient said without hesitation.

"No problem. Do you want to be discharged from the hospital?" the dean asked again.

As soon as the words fell, the patient's excited voice rang out: "I don't want to!"

"Discharge? What do you mean by discharge? My fellow patients are all talented and nice people. I won't be discharged!"

"Okay, then please answer me...what?"

The dean suddenly came to his senses, looked surprised, and was completely at a loss.

"Don't want to be discharged from the hospital?"

"Arrange for him to stay for another three months."

Without asking for the reason, the dean directly issued the final diagnosis.

Since he is a patient who does not want to be discharged from the hospital, it means that he is still a patient.

After seeing the patient off, the dean turned and looked to his right.

"Next one, Li Changgui."

"Yeah, I'm here!"

"How long have you been in the hospital?"

"One year and seven months."

"Do you want to be discharged from the hospital?"

"Yes! Dean, I dream of being discharged from the hospital. I am already fully recovered. Please let me out!"

"Um?"

The dean did not answer, but turned to look at the assistant behind him.

"Is he in good condition?"

"Yes." The assistant nodded slightly, and the dean looked at Li Changgui and asked:

"It's easy to be discharged from the hospital. As long as your mental state is fine, you can be discharged immediately!"

"Dean, I'm in good spirits, really!" Li Changgui nodded excitedly.

The dean smiled slightly and said earnestly:

"Changgui, whether there is a problem or not is not up to you to decide."

"Well, I have three questions here. If you can answer them all correctly, you can be discharged from the hospital!"

Li Changgui agreed decisively, "Okay, Dean, you can ask whatever you want, but you can only ask those in the fifth grade or below, because I have only been in the fifth grade."

"Don't worry, even kindergarten kids can do the same thing as me!"

The dean said slowly, "Why does Superman wear a tights?"

"Superman... why do you have to wear tights... hiss..."

Li Changgui pondered for a moment and tentatively answered, "Because Superman likes it?"

"Wrong answer!"

"Because... because tights show off your figure?"

"Wrong answer!"

"Because... because the tights make it easier to move?"

"Wrong answer!"

"Because... because Superman's clothes are special!"

"Wrong answer!"

"Because... because..."

Dean: "Because saving lives is important!"

Li Changgui wanted to try again, but was interrupted by the dean, who issued the final diagnosis:

"Take him away and keep him here for three months for observation."

"Dean, give me another chance, give me another chance!"

"Next!"

The dean ignored Li Changgui's struggle and continued to diagnose the next patient.

"this?"

After watching the dean's diagnosis process, Zhang Fan and Wang Kai couldn't help but look at each other with a little surprise.

This dean...why does he seem unreliable?

Is this an IQ test?

It's obviously a brain teaser, okay?

Even if a normal person came, he might not be able to answer correctly, right?

Isn't this too irresponsible, too frivolous, and too weird?

Is this something a mental hospital director would do?

Wang Kai was about to speak, but Zhang Fan stopped him with a look. The two decided to wait and see.

At this time, the dean has entered the question-and-answer session.

"Question: There are two things added together that equal a chicken. What are they?"

"Dean, you are using a brain teaser, I understand, hahaha!"

The patient blurted out with confidence: "It's rap and basketball! Because the kinis are so beautiful!"

"Wrong! Because of the digital camera!"

"Take it away, next one! Whoever you learned it from!"

“…”

"Ask, what is the one thing that people keep eating but never get enough of?"

“Oli Gei, it’s Oli Gei!”

"Wrong answer!"

"Hey, hey, it's Oli Gai, it must be Oli Gai, Dean, don't try to fool me!"

"Take him away and increase the dosage! Oh, and give him better food!"

“…”

“Question: Which fruit is the most honest?”

"Um... apples?"

"Wrong answer!"

"Um... Peach?"

"Wrong answer, it's Basho, because he's honest!"

“…”

After watching the dean send away several patients in succession, Zhang Fan and the others had almost made up their mind.

This dean... just doesn't want to let the patients be discharged!

Because all the questions he asked were brain teasers!

Although there were indeed one or two serious mental patients, the other denied patients... were not ill at all!

Because the answer to this brain teaser is totally wrong, and whether it is right or wrong depends entirely on the dean's one-sided opinion.

According to the dean's standard answer, there are ten thousand possible answers to each question.

Thinking of this, Wang Kai began to mutter quietly:

"Boss, why do I feel like... the director doesn't want to let any patients leave the hospital, even if they are normal people... there must be something fishy going on here..."

"Also, the staff at this hospital always call everyone mentally ill. There must be something wrong with them."

"Yeah." Zhang Fan nodded thoughtfully, "The dean may have a problem, but people suspect you are mentally ill, which is not a problem at all."

"Oh, I misunderstood..." Wang Kai shook his head awkwardly and continued:

"Do you remember what Dr. Zhang Wei told us, that every month, a subsidy will be allocated based on the number of patients?"

"Is it possible that the director specifically prevents patients from being discharged in order to make some money from this?"

"Hiss...oil and water?"

Zhang Fan frowned slightly, feeling that Wang Kai’s analysis made some sense. The dean of his territory was actually such a scum?

The two looked at each other and subconsciously looked at the dean.

Apart from the white coat, all others could see was a pair of overalls that had been washed to a pale color, had several patches on them, and a pair of worn-out sneakers.

The mobile phone on the dean's desk was also a broken-screen version from several years ago.

The dean's glasses were also glued on with transparent tape.

No matter from which angle you analyze it, the dean doesn't seem like a greedy person.

Could it be that... there is a wonderful story here about 'our ancestors were farmers and never spent a penny'?

"Boss, I don't think so... Judging from his appearance, he still takes the bus to and from work... Then why doesn't he let the patient leave the hospital? Does he have some obsession... a hobby?"

After hesitating for a moment, Wang Kai raised a question, and then answered it himself:

"Is there a possibility...the director of the Nanshan Mental Hospital? He..."

"Next!"

Before Wang Kai could finish his words, the dean's voice rang out again, and it was Zhang Fan and the other two who were called.