"???"

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Fan and Wang Kai were immediately filled with question marks.

Just diagnose, what the hell is 208?

What's the meaning?

In Nanshan Psychiatric Hospital, 208 is used to describe the condition of patients?

Just by listening to what Zhang Wei said, you can tell that Ward 208 is not simple at all.

Even if you have never seen Zhang Wei, it is not difficult to see it just by looking at the bizarre performances of the Dragon King of the East Sea and the God of Justice.

He is just an ordinary mental patient and cannot enter Room 208!

Thinking of this, Zhang Fan had completely doubted the dean's medical skills.

I just truthfully stated the fact that I was a funeral director, so how come I was diagnosed as a severely mentally ill patient?

Is it that his reputation as the Funeral Brother is too terrifying on the Internet, or is it that the dean is simply making random diagnoses?

"Dean, I think... forget it, I'll accept the treatment."

Zhang Fan wanted to refute, but then he thought, since he would have to go to 208 sooner or later anyway, he might as well go there first.

Maybe, as a fellow patient, I can have an in-depth exchange with the great people in 208.

"Very good, you must cooperate with the treatment and take medicine on time. I wish you can be discharged from the hospital soon."

Seeing that Zhang Fan did not refute, the dean became more certain of his diagnosis.

Since he is a mentally ill patient who can actively cooperate with treatment, he must be a patient.

"Next."

After dealing with Zhang Fan, the dean turned his attention to Wang Kai.

"Name."

"Wang Kai."

Wang Kai replied casually, his mind completely focused on Zhang Fan standing beside him.

Ward 208.

This trip... there are too many variables.

As a three-good employee, Wang Kai has a high level of awareness.

Since we came here together, and the boss is locked up in Room 208, I have to sneak in no matter what.

So, Wang Kai started his performance.

On the other side, the assistant found that Zhang Fan had no file in the hospital. Without explaining, he directly pulled him to the desk nearby and started recording his face.

The director has sentenced the patient to room 208, but who cares where he came from?

Zhang Fan cooperated perfunctorily while opening the Eye of Samsara and fixing his gaze on the dean.

[The target has been locked. The current target's soul and body do not match. Please wait for a moment. The system will start insight. ]

[In the process of insight, please do not be distracted...]

[Insight begins...]

"Huh? You actually still need insight?"

Zhang Fan was a little surprised when he heard such a reminder for the first time.

As expected.

There is indeed something wrong with this dean.

The spirit does not match the body...what is this situation?

Is there something that has taken over his body?

Or it was the dean's soul that had ascended, and this body was no longer worthy of him.

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan began to wait quietly.

On the opposite side of the dean's desk, Wang Kai was being 'tried.'

"How long have you been in the hospital?"

"Less than ten thousand years."

"? Well, less than ten thousand years, do you want to be discharged?"

The dean asked the same question, and Wang Kai suddenly looked serious and said with emotion:

"Old friends are falling away one after another, like leaves in the wind. There is no point in leaving the hospital."

"So you don't want to?"

The dean raised his eyebrows slightly. Is it difficult if you don’t want to be discharged from the hospital?

Let you live enough at one time!

"think!"

"You..." The dean was a little surprised and murmured, "You are quite contradictory."

"How about this, answer my three questions, and as long as you pass them, you can be discharged from the hospital."

"First question."

"Wait a moment."

Without waiting for the dean to ask a question, Wang Kai interrupted and asked:

"Master Dean, you're not going to ask me what to do if I'm followed by the funeral brother, are you?"

"Brother Funeral is my boss, how could he possibly put me to death?"

"Even if I only shorten my lifespan by one day, my boss will be heartbroken and won't pay any attention to me!"

Wang Kai was very confident.

But the dean's eyes when he looked at Wang Kai were a little more solemn.

This patient...is in a slightly better condition than the previous one, but not much better.

It seems that we need to increase the difficulty of the test.

"Don't worry. I've been the dean for so many years, and I've never asked the same questions during the discharge examination."

"OK, Dean, come over here!"

"Let's talk about the first question..."

"garbage can!"

Without waiting for the dean to finish asking the question, Wang Kai gave the final answer.

The dean didn't remember what he asked specifically, but he was a little surprised.

"Oh? You can answer quickly. The answer is correct."

"Let's talk about the second question. Is there ..."

"blackboard!"

"The answer... is correct!"

"The third question..."

"bag!"

"OK, additional question, please..."

"fighter!"

“…”

With the help of his special abilities, Wang Kai had a quick question-and-answer session with the dean.

When the dean saw Wang Kai answering questions one after another, he realized a very serious problem.

From beginning to end, I never asked any questions.

But this patient accurately and without error gave the correct answer in his heart.

This is definitely not divine power, but nerves!

His condition is more serious than the previous patient!

Of course, there are too many variables in mentally ill patients, so we need to be more specific in order to understand what is going on.

"Very good... All the answers are correct. Next is the last practical question. As long as you answer it correctly, you can be discharged from the hospital!"

After pondering for a moment, the dean decided to use his ultimate killer move.

He suddenly stood up, slowly took a few steps back, and stretched out his hand to pull.

“Swish~”

When the curtain was drawn, there was a large bathtub behind it.

And in the bathtub, there were two plastic objects floating.

One is a bowl and the other is a basin.

This is a classic discharge question in mental hospitals, and it is also quite difficult.

However, this patient's condition is special, and even if the answer is correct, it can only shorten the hospitalization time.

"Come, watch." The dean pulled Wang Kai to the bathtub and explained, "Come, watch. There is a tank of water here. Please help me empty the water. Don't worry about getting anything wet."

As he spoke, the dean also gave a little hint: "Which do you think is faster, the basin or the bowl?"

"Simple!"

"Isn't it just emptying the water?"

Wang Kai didn't hesitate at all. He dived into the bathtub and turned into Lord De and started dun~dun~dun~'.

After more than ten seconds, the whole pool of water was drunk dry.

“You you you you you…”

"Ward 208, one more bed."