Funeral home.
After Zhang Fan and his employees finished their meal, they returned to the store to tidy up a bit. He then used his mobile phone to take pictures of the paper figurines made in the store before taking everyone to Xiaozhuang's home.
After more than an hour of detailed discussion, the two parties finally signed an agreement that Changhong Funeral Home would be responsible for all of Xiaozhuang's funeral affairs for a price of RMB 56,000.
It provides a one-stop service from cremation, funeral arrangements, mourning, urn customization to the final banquet.
Although Changhong Funeral has only three employees including Zhang Fan, other businesses have corresponding outsourced services.
In fact, most funeral homes do not have a complete service system, but have many long-term partners.
For example, the mourning team, funeral procession staff, chef team and so on.
However, because Changhong Funeral has not placed an order for a long time, the profit from this order will not be too great.
However, for Zhang Fan, the most important thing is the system task, even if he has to pay a little bit.
Finally, both parties looked at the almanac and set the funeral date for three days later.
After receiving a deposit of 3,000 yuan, Zhang Fan took his employees back to the funeral home.
As soon as he went out, the sound of the system rang in Zhang Fan's mind.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting the order! ]
【Complete the order and you will get ten times the rebate and ability unlocking! 】
[The client 'Xiao Zhuang loves motorcycles' died at the age of 24, and the host is expected to increase his lifespan by 2.4 years! ]
"You are well-informed."
Zhang Fan smiled slightly and had greater expectations for the future development of the funeral home.
…
In an ordinary house on Qingyang Street.
The lady proprietress, who was busy with noodles, looked at the mysterious antidote her husband brought back, her eyes full of hesitation.
"Hubby, you've only been out for a few hours. Did you really see the monk?"
"nonsense!"
The bald man glanced at him and said unhappily, "My legs are almost broken from running. This old bald man is really evil. He asked for more than 40,000 yuan from me!"
"More than 40,000?"
Hearing this number, the proprietress looked surprised.
She has always been the one who ripped off others, but she didn't expect that today she would be ripped off by an old bald donkey.
But since it is a life-saving medicine, it doesn’t matter if it is a little more expensive.
"Drink the medicine quickly."
The bald man handed the proprietress a cup of hot water and urged him to take the medicine quickly.
The proprietress took the cup and drank it all, including the water and the medicine, which made the bald man look very painful.
Because this Nanshan miraculous medicine was really bought by him from a high monk.
Originally, he thought about running away, but in the end, he felt guilty and thought it was better to have a full meal every day, so he spent a high price to buy back this life-saving medicine.
The old monk said that Changhong Funeral Home had cast some kind of curse on his wife. As long as she took this magic medicine, she would be able to produce antibodies and drive away the curse.
While being thrifty, the bald man quickly asked, "How do you feel?"
"Um……"
The boss lady felt it carefully and didn't feel anything, but seeing her husband's expectant expression, she smiled and said, "It feels much better!"
The bald man nodded slightly, and then began to care about the crying: "That's fine, by the way, did you send the video I asked you to send?"
"I did everything you said, and now the heat is high!"
"In just a few hours, the video has been viewed over 4 million times, and the number of fans is about to exceed 1 million!"
The proprietress excitedly took out her cell phone, then looked worried.
"It's just that the comments section is a bit unexpected. Netizens were originally helping me, but because of what Changhong Funerals said, now they are scolding me."
"Let me see what's going on!"
The bald man snatched the phone, frowned slightly, and carefully read the comment section.
Out of ten comments, nine of them were insults, and the remaining one was cursing someone to death.
After reading Zhang Fan’s comments, the bald man became even more furious.
"These idiots believe everything others say. How can they be so easily led astray?!"
"Domestic violence? When have I ever abused you?"
"Have I ever hit you?"
Seeing the bald man's angry face, the proprietress could only shake her head quietly: "No... I didn't hit him."
"Maqua's!"
The bald man was very dissatisfied with the comments in the comment section and immediately started swearing.
"This Changhong Funeral Home is so shameless! Wait, I will announce the words of the monk now!"
As he spoke, the bald man clicked on the video and prepared to record a video to post online.
He suppressed the anger on his face and forced himself to look aggrieved and afraid.
"Hello, everyone on the Internet. I am the boss of Changlaichangwang. This is my wife. We were followed by Changhong Funeral this morning. This is his revenge. We are very scared. This morning..."
"puff!"
However, before he could finish his words, he felt a warm sensation behind his forehead, as if hot water was poured on him.
"What are you doing?"
The bald man was stunned for a moment, subconsciously touched his forehead, and turned his head to look.
"puff!"
A ball of bright red blood spurted out of the proprietress's mouth and directly sprayed the bald man's face!
Blood was splattered everywhere, and the phone screen was not spared.
“Oh my god!”
The bald man was so frightened that he quickly supported the proprietress's body.
"Wife, what's wrong with you?"
"Medicine~Medicine~Medicine~"
The proprietress looked pale and breathless, and couldn't even utter a word.
"Medicine? Is there something wrong with the medicine?"
“Oh my god!”
The bald man's eyes rounded with anxiety, and he reached out and grabbed his wife's face.
"Spit it out! Spit out the medicine!"
“Ugh~ Ugh~”
The proprietress no longer had any strength left at this point, and after dry heaving a few times, she gave up resisting.
Seeing this, the bald man immediately took emergency measures.
“Snap! Snap! Snap!”
“Boom! Boom!”
A few slaps on the face, pinching on the philtrum, and beating on the back and chest were all done.
After all the operations, the proprietress not only did not get better, but she closed her eyes.
The bald man then remembered to ask for help and quickly turned around and picked up his phone.
However, the mobile phone was still in the process of recording the work, and the entire scene was recorded.
When he got the phone, the video length had reached the limit, and the APP automatically edited it, and he was only checking the last step.
After this happened, Baldy certainly no longer had the heart to hype it up.
However, the phone screen was covered in blood and the touch screen was not working properly.
When Baldy switched back to the main screen, he accidentally touched the publish button.
Of course, human life is at stake, so the bald man naturally didn't have time to look closely. He picked up the phone, wiped it on his pants, and quickly dialed the emergency number.
"Hello! Is this 120? My wife is dying. I live in Qingyang Street xxx! I'll carry her downstairs first. Please hurry up!"
…
Five minutes later, the ambulance arrived and took the boss's wife to the hospital.
At the same time, there was an additional video in the account of Paolaimianwang.
The instant noodles revenge incident has already attracted much attention from netizens.
As soon as Paolaimianwang updated its works, many people clicked on it.
After watching the video, everyone was shocked.
The video has no sound. All you can see is a bald man glaring at the lady boss who is coming and going for a meal.
They didn't let the man go even after he vomited blood by beating him. They slapped him, punched him, and kicked him until he fell unconscious.
Less than twenty minutes after the video was released, it was urgently removed by the official video website because it involved domestic violence and blood.
However, in just these twenty minutes, the video has been viewed by thousands of netizens, including many marketing accounts that followed up immediately.
After the video is processed, new works appear on the Internet.
"The funeral brother's prediction came true, Paolaimian was beaten into a coma by her husband!"
"It's so hateful that in this age of gender equality, domestic violence still exists!"
"The boss lady of Pao Lai Noodles may have been killed by domestic violence!"
"According to insiders, the boss lady of Pao Lai Noodles was abused and sent to the ICU. Her life is in danger now!"
《……》
As more and more marketing accounts came into play, the popularity of the incident soared rapidly, and the comment section was filled with a variety of opinions.
[Isn’t this too arrogant? How dare you post a video of domestic violence online? 】
[Looking at the boss lady’s appearance, she must have been beaten a lot! ]
[Oh my god, this is so scary, another day of being afraid of men! ]
[What the hell? Brother Funeral is so accurate. He said domestic violence, and it was domestic violence? ]
[I think it’s time to send it. Anyone who is followed by Brother Funeral will be in trouble! ]
[I am a medical student. Judging from the woman's pupils, it may be a drug allergy or poisoning.]
[This can't be blamed on Brother Funeral, right? Could it be that Brother Funeral has possessed the bald man and manipulated him to bully the lady boss? ]
[Ladies, this is the result of marrying the wrong person. Keep your eyes open from now on! ]
【……】
For a time, netizens were scolding and accusing the bald man, and this incident made Zhang Fan's account popular again.
After being fooled by Xiaozhuang and Guangtou, many people simply unfollowed Zhang Fan.
However, after two accidents happened, coupled with the accuracy of the "prediction", things quickly fermented, causing Zhang Fan's account to gain a lot of followers in a short period of time.
The boss lady of Pao Lai Noodles was declared dead immediately after being sent to the hospital, and the official announcement was made soon:
"At noon today, a well-known online blogger named 'Pao Lai Mian Wang' died accidentally due to drug allergy. According to investigations, the deceased had multiple scars on her body, and her husband also confessed to long-term domestic violence."
"If you feel unwell, you must seek medical attention immediately and never trust any folk remedies from so-called masters."
"The case is under further investigation. In addition, we would like to clarify one thing. After investigation by the Security Bureau, the attention paid by Changhong Funeral Home will not cause death. Please treat it rationally and do not panic. We will have a meeting with Changhong Funeral Home later."
The official announcement was relatively official and did not reveal too much information, but netizens focused more on the clarification of the Security Bureau, and the comments section was surprisingly consistent:
【I don’t believe it! 】
【I don’t believe it! 】
【……】
As time went on, more and more news and marketing videos appeared, and more people knew about it.
So much so that before it even got dark, Zhang Fan's number of fans had reached 5.5 million!
Up to now, Zhang Fan’s fan-growing speed has completely surpassed that of Tech Warrior.
As one of the important figures in this incident, Zhang Fan only found out about this incident when it was almost dark.
He spent the entire afternoon making appointments with his partners and preparing for Xiaozhuang's future.
It was not until six o'clock in the afternoon that Zhang Fan had some free time and started watching short videos.
There were so many reports that it was hard for him not to see them.
Besides, in his private messages and comment section, there were already netizens who came to report the news. After just a few glances, Zhang Fan knew the news about the boss lady.
"Why is there still a whole drug allergy?"
Zhang Fan was not too surprised by the boss lady's death. After all, the system's predictions were always accurate.
He was just curious. The system clearly predicted domestic violence and being cheated, so why would there be drug allergy?
On second thought, Zhang Fan guessed that her husband might have gotten the medicine from somewhere and killed her.
It’s just a pity that I didn’t get back the 3,000 yuan I spent on instant noodles.
But the person is dead, and it is a bit inappropriate for me to chase after him and ask for something. I don’t know whether her scumbag husband is willing to hold a funeral for her.
If I can get this order, then at least I won't have to worry about food and clothing for the next ten years.
Xiaozhuang's order has been negotiated, and there is a systematic tenfold rebate, so Zhang Fan doesn't pay much attention to this small amount of money.
He turned around and continued watching short videos.
I don’t know if it’s just luck after the store opened.
As soon as he watched the first video, Zhang Fan received a system prompt.
[Reported 667 violations, 109 catering reports, 209 service reports. Fabricated facts 89 times (9 successful), took advantage of loopholes 24 times, blackmailed without following procedures 30%, scammed 65 times. Intentionally asked for a fight 32 times, 99% chance of being unethical next time, 100% chance of being punished, 100% mortality rate]
[Example: A certain road section allows temporary parking for 30 minutes, but the blogger secretly deflated the tires, and the car waited for rescue for too long, so he was fined and deducted points, etc.]
In the video, there was first a fight settlement agreement, with the compensation amount reaching 2.09 million.
After the close-up, the protagonist of the video showed a satisfied smile: "Brothers, I just offended a big shot, and he almost knocked my nose off with a punch."