Chapter 305: Changhong Funeral's Unfair Terms



Legendary game?

Union reorganization?

999 for one knife?

After listening to the other party's description, Zhang Fan felt confused.

However, the other party's stuttering tone made Zhang Fan feel that he was not a liar.

After a pause, Zhang Fan replied, "Brother, did you call the wrong number? My last name is not Wang, but Zhang."

As soon as the voice fell, the voice on the other end quickly sounded:

"Zhang... Oh, yes, yes, it's Brother Zhang. I remembered the wrong phone number."

"Our new game has a very high drop rate, and you'll get a magical item as soon as you log in!"

"You can easily earn one or two thousand yuan by playing games every day. There is also an offline mode. If you can get a magic item, the customer service will recycle it. The minimum is 30,000 yuan."

"How about it, are you interested in playing?"

The voice on the other end sounded a little nervous.

Especially this template-like rhetoric added a sense of doubt to Zhang Fan's heart.

It’s so early in the morning, could I be a scammer?

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan decided to give it a try.

"Are you Shaohui? Li Shaohui? Class 208 of Nantian University, the one who shared a dormitory with me at the time, is that you?"

“Ah… hm?”

The young man was stunned for a moment, and replied tentatively:

"It's me, old classmate. I didn't expect you could still recognize my voice!"

Zhang Fan: "We are all old classmates. Let's get together sometime. By the way, I remember that your sex reassignment surgery failed during your sophomore year. Are you healthy now?"

"Ah... this... harm... let's not talk about what happened back then."

While giving an awkward reply, the young man did not forget to get back to the point: "How about it, Brother Zhang, are you interested in trying this game?"

"oh."

After hearing this, Zhang Fan had completely identified the other party's identity.

He must be a liar without a doubt.

We are college classmates.

Classmate of Hammer University.

Did I go to college?

If you want to lie, at least practice more, right?

He spoke unsteadily and woke people up early in the morning!

how?

You are the only one who can sell games, but I can’t sell products, right?

Zhang Fan was furious when he thought about his sweet dream being disturbed, and he immediately said:

"Old classmate, let's put the game aside for now."

"I recently opened a new funeral company, Changhong Funeral, which provides one-stop funeral services. Since we are old classmates, I will give you a 50% discount. If you place an order now, I will also give you an urn. How about it? Are you interested?"

After Zhang Fan finished speaking, the young man on the other end of the phone was visibly stunned.

After hesitating for a while, the young man said in confusion:

"Sangzang brother, you are not the Sangzang brother, are you? I am your fan!"

"ah?"

Zhang Fan was a little surprised. Is his fan base so wide now?

Even the scammers are his fans, this is too exaggerated...

Without waiting for Zhang Fan to respond, the young man said with some certainty: "You are Brother Funeral!"

"Well, it is indeed me."

Although I don't want to admit it, I am indeed a funeral brother, there is no need to deny it.

However, what the young man said next was beyond Zhang Fan’s expectations.

After hearing that he had indeed dialed the funeral brother's number, the young man's voice sounded a little excited and helpless.

"Brother Sangzang, I...my classmate tricked me into going to northern Myanmar. Now I'm hung up and beaten every day. I can't even get enough food. I'm almost dying..."

"If I book a one-stop package with Changhong Funeral Service, can they ship my body back to my hometown?"

"What?"

The young man's request really caught Zhang Fan off guard.

Although I have run the funeral home for less than a year, I have never thought about providing this kind of service.

And this guy... is actually from northern Myanmar.

Have I disturbed northern Myanmar?

Yesterday I was pushed a video about northern Myanmar, and today I received direct scam calls.

But it's a pity that even if he is my fan, even if he was deceived, I can't do anything to help.

Changhong Funeral's arms have not yet extended to northern Myanmar.

【bite!】

Just as Zhang Fan was deep in thought, a system prompt suddenly sounded in his mind.

[A desired user has been detected. The current target has a remaining lifespan of 53 years. The host can accept the order! ]

[Note: For all host orders, the customer must be buried by Changhong Funeral Home, and the remaining three days of life must be spent within the business scope of Changhong Funeral Home.]

What?

Must and?

Isn’t this an unfair clause?

Brother Tongzi, aren’t you too strong?

It took Zhang Fan a lot of effort to understand the meaning of the two prompts from the system and he was shocked.

Just accept the order, why is there a bug?

How much profit can you make from a full order, and it also includes the air tickets?

"Funeral Brother, whether you accept it or not, I will only choose Changhong Funeral Home."

"My parents raised 10,000 yuan for me yesterday, and I gave it to the scalper to take me out. I didn't expect that he would report me after receiving the money, and I got beaten up again!"

"My parents raised another 8,000 yuan for me today, which I'll consider as a deposit. Just give me the entire Beggar's Edition, and I'll find a way to transfer the money to you right now. You can use Alipay with this phone number, right?"

"I didn't expect that my classmate of eight years would be able to bring me to northern Myanmar. Brother Funeral, if there is a chance, I will treat him to a good meal."

Zhang Fan was slow to respond, and the young man began to express his true feelings.

After hearing these words, Zhang Fan felt a little touched.

Although he didn't know what exactly happened to him when he was cheated, he was sure of this.

The young man on the other end of the phone is definitely his die-hard fan.

After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Fan did not agree, but asked for the other party's information:

"May I have your name?"

"Brother Funeral, my name is Wang Hao, I'm 19 years old, you can just call me Xiao Hao."

"Wang Hao...Okay, I'll send someone to sign a contract for you later. Remember to transfer the money to me, save your energy, and wait for the right time."

"Okay, Brother Sangsang, our leader is here, I'm going to hang up first."

"drop."

Until the call was hung up, Zhang Fan did not clearly state whether he could take action or not, but just gave a simple reminder.

Because in his opinion, even if Brother Tongzi can make an effort, he himself must also strive to do well.

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Fan edited a message and sent Wang Hao's name and age to Li Hui.

As for what the outcome will be, we'll have to leave it to fate.

"The fraud in northern Myanmar has caused great harm to people..."

Shaking his head, Zhang Fan put down his phone, got up and started washing.

Today is the reopening day of the main store, so he wants to arrive early.

At the same time, in the barren mountains on the northern border of Myanmar.

After a night of fear and trepidation, the commissioner's convoy finally saw the dawn.

After a night of conversation, everyone had a simple understanding of each other.

In particular, a big brother named Wang Shan has established prestige among the crowd.

There is no other reason.

Brother Wang is the savior who successfully contacted the big brother in northern Myanmar and guaranteed to get everyone on board!


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