"Take these four cards. If you have any..."
Just as his cousin was about to add something, Huang Xiaolong looked at the two thousand yuan and the four twos and fell into deep thought, and then asked a soul-searching question.
"Cousin, two thousand dollars and four poker cards, are you planning to let me go to the casino? I don't know how to do this at all, and if I get caught cheating, won't I lose my hands and feet?"
"ah?"
The cousin was suddenly interrupted. He was speechless, but at the same time, he admired his cousin's way of thinking.
In order to prevent his cousin from coming up with golden sentences too frequently, the cousin immediately sped up his speech.
"Please listen carefully to what I am going to say next."
"These four poker cards look like a pair of bombs, but they are not ordinary poker cards, but a real bomb!"
"This is a super bomb that can blow a hole in the sky!"
"Can the sky be blown into a hole?"
Huang Xiaolong was stunned for a moment, then he turned over and looked out the window and said, "Cousin, that's not necessary. I don't have any deep hatred with others, so I won't blow the sky apart."
Although it sounded a bit outrageous, Huang Xiaolong really believed what his cousin said.
"No." My cousin shook his head and said, "With your ability, you can't blow up the sky. I'm talking about the maximum power of these four cards. At most, you can only blow up a few factories."
"Remember, you must always carry these four cards with you. If you encounter an emergency, a life-threatening situation, you must take them out without hesitation."
"I'll teach you another spell, and you can use it when the time comes."
As he spoke, his cousin leaned close to Huang Xiaolong's ear and whispered:
“…”
After a while, when the spell was over, Huang Xiaolong scratched his head and said, "Cousin, can't you speak louder? Are you afraid that others will hear you?"
"Okay, I'll say it again."
The cousin came over again, and thinking about his cousin's IQ, he decided to help him remember a little.
“…”
"Okay, cousin, I've got it all down!"
A few minutes later, Huang Xiaolong had remembered everything his cousin said.
As for the two thousand yuan, Huang Xiaolong put it in his pocket without even thinking about it. He really didn't understand what the excuse was.
"Cousin, I'm almost healed, I'll take my leave now!"
"If there's going to be a banquet in the village that day, remember to notify me!"
“…”
…
Changhong Funeral Store, boss’ office.
After sitting in the lobby for a while, Zhang Fan returned to the office to deal with the store copyright issue.
Before going online, Zhang Fan first opened a certain map and did a search.
After typing in the words "Changhong Funeral", more than 2,000 results popped up, making Zhang Fan dizzy.
The store recommended by the map APP is more than a thousand kilometers away, and its decoration is even more grand than my own.
And below the location, Zhang Fan also saw a comment.
[\Pray\Pray, I have always been a fan of Funeral Brother, and I believe in the funeral level of Funeral Brother's team. My aunt passed away unexpectedly some time ago, and I originally planned to go to Nancheng to invite Funeral Brother. I didn't expect that Changhong Funeral had already opened at my doorstep. I made a decisive choice. The service is perfect and the process is detailed. I am very satisfied. I give it a five-star praise! ]
"Forehead……"
After reading this review, Zhang Fan didn’t know what to say.
The fans are mine, and the store is mine, but I haven’t made any money.
After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Fan exited the map and opened Douyin.
This time he did not check any messages, but directly clicked on the search bar and entered the ID sent to him by Li Xiaohui.
【Changhong Funeral Franchise Center】
"Hey, Changhong, you are quite cautious..."
Seeing the other person's online name, Zhang Fan couldn't help but praise him.
The vest has been put on, isn't this just making things more obvious?
But soon, Zhang Fan discovered that this guy had no intention of covering it up at all.
Because the avatar of this account is actually a photo of Zhang Fan!
"My goodness, this is too rampant, let me see what's going on!"
…
At the same time, Changhong audit team.
Under the leadership of the review team leader, the moment Zhang Fan clicked on Douyin, everyone began to follow closely.
Recently, many accounts named Changhong have appeared on the Internet. Although most of them are for fun, there are still many people who are eyeing Zhang Fan's name to do things.
Although the review team wanted to take action, they were afraid that Zhang Fan had authorized it, so they could only turn a blind eye.
"Team leader, Brother Sangzang searched for an ID in the search bar and he's probably going to click on it soon!"
"The situation is very serious. The other party has blacklisted Brother Funeral!"
Hearing this, the team leader made a prompt decision and said, "Why are you just standing there? Release it immediately and wait for Brother Sangzang's feedback from you guys."
“Yes, yes, yes!”
…
"Huh? User permission settings... also blocked me?"
When Zhang Fan clicked into the other party’s homepage and saw the system prompt, he was stunned.
But the next second, the page refreshed automatically, and after successfully entering the homepage, Zhang Fan's worries instantly dissipated.
"It turns out there is a bug..."
【Changhong Funeral Franchise Center】
Introduction:
"Official operation team of Funeral Brother. If you want to join Changhong Funeral, please send a private message to get the contact information!"
"Note: I am the only authorized account of Funeral Brother, please follow me if you are imitating me!"
Just two simple sentences of introduction can directly convey the official and impressive nature of the account.
Zhang Fan didn't think much about it. He just raised his hand to follow the other person and then quickly clicked on the other person's pinned video.
"Changhong Funeral Home does not charge agency fees! No agency fees!"
"Zero franchise fee, underworld brand, no experience required, headquarters support, full store output!"
"Brother Funeral is the spokesperson, there is no need to question his strength!"
"Headquarters launches a new operating system..."
This is a franchise poster of Changhong Funeral Service.
The words "Changhong Funeral" were blatantly used on the poster, and the company's legal logo was also on the lower right corner.
When Zhang Fan saw this poster, he almost laughed out of anger.
In the center of this poster is a photo of himself in a suit.
I have never worn a suit in my life, but I didn't expect that someone else would wear it.
Headquarters support, zero franchise fee, professional guidance, one-year return...
Various familiar franchise terms and detailed plans for joining Changhong Funeral Services fill the entire poster.
It can be seen that this poster is quite thoughtful.
As for the contact information, it is not directly displayed on the poster and can only be obtained through private messages in the background.
After confirming that this was a pirated version, Zhang Fan directly left a question in the comment section:
(V Funeral Brother) Changhong Funeral One-Stop Service: "Hello\Handshake, I am very optimistic about the potential of your company. How can I join?
Also, a reminder, the promotion should be changed. It is now 20% off instead of 25%. The anniversary celebration has passed. "