Chapter 362 Funeral Brother? Never heard of it



"So that's what you mean?" Zhang Fan asked.

Li Donghai did not answer, but asked: "Sangzang brother, have you heard of 50-50?"

"Fifty-fifty?"

Zhang Fan was stunned for a moment, then said hesitantly, "I have heard that no matter who he fights, he can be evenly matched."

"That's right." Li Donghai nodded and continued, "He is not Yang Er. He is 5.1 and 4.9."

"Let me tell you this. Even if an elementary school student stood in front of him, he could only barely defeat him. Don't you think he is mentally ill? He deliberately pretended to have a narrow victory, as if he was turning the tide."

"I remember one year when the toilet pipe exploded and shit was about to pour into our mouths, this guy decided to take action. If we could have beaten him... forget it, I won't mention it anymore."

Li Donghai shook his head and guessed, "Sangzang brother, you are looking for Yang Er, are you planning to ask him to help you find someone?"

"That's about right."

Zhang Fan nodded and smiled, "No more talking, Brother Dragon King, drive me to the overpass."

Although he had said before that he would beat up Lee Donghae if he saw him.

But considering that he had provided such useful information today, Zhang Fan decided to let him go for the time being.

"Overpass... no problem."

Meanwhile, on the Internet.

After a short period of fermentation, the firecracker incident in northern Myanmar went completely viral and has become popular overseas.

Overseas netizens have started various discussions about Zhang Fan, this mysterious and strange oriental man.

[My hair? Judging from the video, this is clearly an unannounced sneak attack, why is it linked to an internet celebrity? ]

[This man is not ordinary. It is said that local netizens call him Funeral Brother. As long as he follows people, no one can survive successfully! ]

[I checked a lot of information on the Oriental website. It is said that he is a Yama life form, who can control people's life and death at will! ]

[How is it possible? Is he God? ]

[If you don’t believe it, you can go to the Oriental website and check it out. Everything is true! ]

[Too horrifying, I just finished watching it, how could the East allow such a person to exist, he should be locked up immediately! ]

[Remember the last time we survived in the wilderness on Doomsday Island, the scientific research team was frozen in time? It was this internet celebrity who did it! ]

[Not to mention Doomsday Island, even Sakura itself was hit by a meteorite because of his concern. This kind of person should be tried immediately, but Dongfang actually shielded him! I strongly condemn this! ]

[He was just a concern. Tens of thousands of people died. Wasn't that a bit too selfish? ]

[It is said that with great power comes great responsibility. This internet celebrity named Sangzangge has such supernatural power, but he does nothing! He is not worthy of being a human being! ]

[All of you, please calm down. My ability as a funeral brother originally belongs to me. Why would I be a stranger if I weren't? And that universe country, stop trying to be my relative! ]

【……】

At first, when netizens heard that a firecracker was suddenly thrown in northern Myanmar, they did not react much. After all, there are firecrackers every day in all parts of the Blue Planet, and a small place like northern Myanmar will be cleaned up sooner or later.

But when they heard that this firecracker was actually linked to a small internet celebrity in the East, netizens from all over the world instantly lost their composure!

In their view, this is sheer nonsense, a joke that even children wouldn't believe.

But when they looked up the information and learned about Zhang Fan's miraculous history of attention, they suddenly began to panic.

Especially when seeing the news about Doomsday Island and the meteorite turning a corner, many people subconsciously looked up and quickly downloaded and registered DouYing.

Check to see if his country is in Zhang Fan’s attention, for fear that a meteorite might fall one day.

Some netizens who didn't believe in it registered accounts overnight and made various refutations on Douying.

There are also netizens who believe in evil and are afraid of Zhang Fan’s terrifying abilities, and they keep begging for mercy under Zhang Fan’s personal account.

In addition, official departments of many countries, dissatisfied with the appearance of such a terrifying "talent" in other countries, directly asked Dongfang to send Zhang Fan to the International Court of Justice for trial.

In fact, the two events of the meteorite deflection and the frozen doomsday island have long been the focus of attention of many overseas netizens.

Some of them joined the funeral army and became Zhang Fan's foreign fans, while others were resentful and felt a crisis, so they organized themselves together and continued to discuss how to judge Zhang Fan.

However, before the firecrackers in northern Myanmar, most overseas netizens were skeptical about this, and some even felt that their trial of Zhang Fan was a bit of an exaggeration.

There are hundreds of people in total who want to conduct a transnational trial of Zhang Fan, but there is no official assistance, so naturally they cannot cause any waves, and they may even be regarded as outcasts by people around them.

However, after the firecracker incident in northern Myanmar, foreign netizens woke up from their dreams.

They were awakened by the firecrackers in northern Myanmar and realized how terrifying Zhang Fan was.

The fraudster in northern Myanmar used his life to tell the entire network: Don’t mess with Zhang Fan. Even though we are thousands of miles apart, a single piece of attention can still make you disappear into thin air.

Realizing this problem, the team trying Zhang Fan began to grow rapidly.

Among them, there are some people with ulterior motives who, taking advantage of the events in northern Myanmar, wantonly slander the East and hire navy at high prices. Their intentions are despicable.

As the scope of overseas netizens' trial of Zhang Fan grew, the working group in the United States that was counting the losses on Doomsday Island simply quit.

It’s hard to calculate, it’s impossible to calculate!

All the top experts were wiped out, and the latest research was completely lost due to the ice. Hundreds of years of hard work were wasted!

Although there are still many top experts in the country, they are simply incomparable to the group of experts who were frozen.

To train a top scientist, one needs to spend at least several million US dollars. Moreover, the cost of training the best of the best is unimaginable.

Moreover, there are many experts in rare industries among them, and the cost of training them will at least double.

Moreover, the annual research expenses for experts of this level alone add up to more than 2 billion.

A freeze, and everything disappeared!

However, for the wealthy Eagle Sauce, these are not worth mentioning at all.

The point is that the disappearance of these experts has, to some extent, created a gap in their scientific community.

The efforts of a generation have been burned to ashes. This cannot be measured or compensated by money.

However, these are not the most difficult problems for this temporary department that was specially set up to calculate the losses.

The difficulty lies in that, during the investigation, they discovered that this group of scientific research experts went to the Doomsday Island on their own initiative, and were deceived by their own locals through a global live broadcast!

The whole network knows that the Doomsday Island was frozen over because an internet celebrity named Funeral Brother followed a wilderness survival program, which caused the Doomsday Island to disappear from the map.

However, as an official department, they cannot make this matter public.

They chose the place themselves, and they started the live broadcast themselves.

Seeing that the climate on Doomsday Island was not right and that it was very likely to be in danger, these scientists still insisted on rushing in.

As soon as they entered, the cold wave intensified, Doomsday Island was frozen, and everyone died!

One is on Blue Star's side, and the other is on Blue Star's side. How can you put the blame on one of them?

If we have to find a culprit, it would have to be the famous director who has been sealed on Doomsday Island.

As for the rescue operation, a group of aircraft carriers that was powerful enough to shake the Blue Planet was also left on Doomsday Island.

Is it possible for an Eastern internet celebrity like him to have such high authority?

Isn't this just asking for death?

Now that the incident has happened, they still insist on calculating the losses and putting the blame on Dongfang. This is a job that is not done by people, but by the guts.

Of course, the thing that Eagle Sauce has the most is dogs.

After the firecracker incident heated up, Zhang Fan's character of paying attention to Ga Ren Zha Di has been solidified in the minds of Blue Star netizens.

With this widely accepted statement, Da Piaoliang, as an official department, began to take the lead in playing dirty tricks.

They blamed the entire Doomsday Island on Zhang Fan, and they also said that Zhang Fan had such great power entirely because of Dongfang's behind-the-scenes instigation.

In order to finish the work as soon as possible, the statistics department drafted a letter of condemnation against Zhang Fan and Dongfang after a brief meeting, and made a huge demand, listing the compensation demands.

First, they strongly condemned Zhang Fan and demanded that Dongfang hand over Zhang Fan to the Eagle Sauce Embassy within 72 hours, and the embassy would be responsible for sending Zhang Fan back to the Eagle Sauce for trial.

Regarding the loss of Doomsday Island, the Eagle Sauce demands:

1. Dongfang paid 5 trillion US dollars in compensation to make up for...

2. In the next five years, Oriental will bear the training costs of 30 scientists for Eagle Sauce every year.

3. Dongfang will unconditionally share its latest scientific research results with the Eagle Sauce.

4. Eastern will bear all the expenses for the Eagle Sauce to rebuild its aircraft carrier group, as well as part of the material supply.

6,……

After the letter of condemnation was drafted, the department immediately submitted it to their superiors and then gave everyone a holiday to prepare for the trial of Zhang Fan.

On the other side, with the "Big Brother" taking the lead, Xiao Yinghua couldn't bear it anymore. Half an hour later, she also sent a letter of condemnation to Zhang Fan and Dongfang, also listing a lot of compensation demands.

When the news reached Mr. Xu, he laughed out loud on the spot.

"It's ridiculous. It's really ridiculous. They are one of the best countries on Blue Planet. How could they do such a childish thing?"

"Mr. Xu, the Eagle Sauce has a very strong attitude. We also estimated the losses during the Doomsday Island incident... It was too heavy for them." The assistant said with some concern.

"heavy?"

Mr. Xu smiled and said, "Look at their demands. Do they look like they've suffered heavy losses?"

"If you don't know, you might think they just won a battle and are threatening us to cede territory and pay compensation."

Old Xu had just figured out what cross-era interstellar armor Zhang Fan had given him, and he was in a good mood, not getting furious on the spot.

In addition, many of Zhang Fan's technologies have been cited during this period, so Old Xu spoke with a firm back:

"It's true that the losses are heavy. For humanitarian reasons, we can send some supplies. After all, if Zhang Fan hadn't paid attention to this, none of this would have happened."

"But if he wants us to pay, he should ask Zhang Fan for it. It was Zhang Fan who pointed out the issue."

"As for their talk of repairing an aircraft carrier, isn't there one parked right outside our gate? If he has the guts, he can come and get it."

"But... Mr. Xu, what they want is a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier..." the assistant whispered.

"Nuclear power?"

Old Xu snorted disdainfully and raised his eyebrows, saying, "What era is this? Are you still using nuclear power? It's out of date!"

"Tao...eliminated?"

The assistant looked surprised and asked in confusion: "Mr. Xu, I only asked for a week's leave. Is there anything wrong with your health?"

"Advanced stage of cancer." Old Xu said casually.

"What! Cancer...cancer..."

After these words came out, the assistant almost fell to the ground.

He knew that Old Xu, the president of the Dragon Academy of Sciences, who never spoke nonsense, was a true patriot, but he was in the late stage of cancer...

"Mr. Xu, don't you have regular physical examinations every month? How come it's... in the late stage?"

"Don't panic. Anti-cancer drugs have begun to be mass-produced, and I have recovered."

Mr. Xu said calmly, but his assistant became even more confused after hearing this. He hesitated for a long time before speaking:

"Mr. Xu, have drugs that can cure cancer been developed abroad? Is it another fake drug? Which country produced it? How many courses of treatment will it take to be effective? How much will the medical insurance cover? Can we copy it?"

The assistant asked a series of questions, never thinking that this special medicine was Mr. Xu's latest success.

Of course, his behavior seemed very normal to Old Xu, who was not angry. Instead, he patted his shoulder and laughed:

"Xiao Hu, times have changed. This anti-cancer drug was developed by me and the team of expert Li. It's the first of its kind on Blue Planet!"

"What?!!!"

"Xu...Mr. Xu, are you kidding me?"

"Haha, come and look at my computer..."

South city.

Zhang Fan and Li Donghai drove to the overpass.

After saying goodbye to Li Donghae, Zhang Fan climbed down the stairs and came to the bottom of the overpass.

As soon as he stood firm on his feet, Zhang Fan was shocked by the scene before him.

There was a huge crowd of people under the overpass, at least seventy or eighty of them.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Fan was very confused.

What era is this? There are so many people who can’t get enough food?

This shouldn't be the case... Even if I go to the shelter every day to get food, it shouldn't be like this...

Could it be that these people have already seen through the mundane world and started pursuing the spiritual world?

"This can't be a cult organization..."

After a moment of hesitation, Zhang Fan slowly walked over, intending to go forward and find out.

"stop!"

The next second, a shout came: "Who is it?!"

"What do you care about me?"

The other party spoke in a bad tone, but Zhang Fan did not tolerate it and continued to move forward!

The overpass belongs to everyone, it's not owned by your family. Can't I just pass by it?

However, the response given by the other party did shock Zhang Fan for a time.

"Without the leader's order, no one is allowed to enter!"

"What?"

Zhang Fan stood there in a daze, looking extremely surprised.

No... buddy, is this your private territory?

What kind of society is this where we still need helpers?

They are all homeless people, what? Are they the Beggars' Gang?

After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Fan said, "I have something to ask your leader."

"Just you?"

The other party showed a look of disdain and said disdainfully: "Not everyone can see our gang leader!"

“…”

Zhang Fan was speechless.

It doesn’t matter. If you show off, I will show off too.

"I, everyone calls me Funeral Brother."

"Funeral brother, never heard of it."

"Where's your phone? Search for Changhong Funeral on TikTok, and I'm the one with the most followers."

"Cellphone, no."

Zhang Fan originally wanted to use his online name to test the effect, but he didn't expect it to have no effect at all.

He originally wanted to retreat directly, but his intuition told Zhang Fan that this place must be where he could complete system tasks.

So, Zhang Fan opened the photo album on his phone and said seriously:

"It's okay. I have a few friends in the Security Bureau. He just became the director two years ago. I'll call him and ask him to come here to check the public security."

"Brother, please come in. Our boss has been waiting for you for a long time."


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