Although there are thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room, and many of them are posting comments.

However, Zhang Fan’s name was too eye-catching. After his barrage was released, it quickly attracted the attention of many netizens.

The first reaction of the netizens was to laugh. After all, there are too many people changing their names to follow the trend now, and you can see them everywhere.

However, when they clicked on the homepage and confirmed that it was Zhang Fan himself, they couldn't hold it in any longer and someone shouted "Wow!" directly across the screen.

This netizen turned out to be the genuine Funeral Brother himself, and the barrage area suddenly became lively.

[It’s so funny, Brother Funeral just got a follow! ]

[Master, did you calculate that the funeral brother will come? ]

[Send, send, send, send! The master forgot to tell me a fortune today! ]

[Old charlatan, I let you deceive me, is this my retribution? ]

[I have learned all the true teachings of Taoism and calculated that the blogger will die unexpectedly within three days.]

[If you don't understand, just ask, who is this funeral guy, and is he very accurate? ]

[No, no, no, Brother Funeral never counts, he only speaks with his actions! ]

【……】

"?"

The rhythm of the barrage area suddenly changed, and the old charlatan was also stunned, and quickly looked up at the public screen message.

【Changhong funeral and funeral one-stop service has paid attention to you! 】

Digging a groove?

When Lao Shen saw this message, he was stunned and quickly clicked on Zhang Fan’s homepage to check.

With more than 6 million fans, it is confirmed that this is the Funeral Brother himself!

Buzz~

At this moment, the old charlatan felt his head buzzing.

Not to mention that he is an Internet person. Now even the stray dogs on the street have heard of the name of Funeral Brother. How could he not know?

No one who has been cared for by him can survive more than three days!

Funeral brother, funeral brother!

You said you have nothing to do, why are you paying attention to me?

I'm just a nobody who makes a living on the Internet. How could that bother you?

Seeing the host's stiff expression, the netizens couldn't help but ask soul-searching questions.

[Master? Are you afraid? ]

[Anchor, why are you silent? Do you want to go out and play basketball? ]

[That's right, Master. You have practiced Taoism for so many years. Are you still afraid of a small funeral home? ]

[Master, I heard that you have practiced the Golden Light Curse. I wonder if you can withstand Brother Sangzang's thunder spell! ]

[Hahaha, I'm so scared, Brother Funeral is so mean! ]

[Host, don't panic. Tell yourself a fortune first to see when you will leave. ]

【……】

Faced with the doubts and teasing of netizens, the old charlatan was so embarrassed that he was speechless.

It's easy for you to say it, but if you have the guts, go and make him pay attention to you!

Although he was a little nervous, the charlatan knew very well.

At this time, you must not be timid, and you must not reveal any flaws.

Otherwise, your reputation will be ruined and your job will be lost.

Then he laughed happily:

“Ha…hahaha, hahahahaha.”

【Anchor, what are you laughing at? 】

"I thought of something happy and smiled."

The old charlatan stroked his tangled goatee and said with forced calmness:

"To be honest, I had expected Changhong Funeral to come today seven days ago, but I just didn't say it out loud."

"However, Changhong Funeral's purpose of coming here today still needs to be told to him personally. After all, the secret cannot be revealed."

"I think everyone can understand it."

The viewers did not buy into the host's far-fetched explanation.

Before he could finish, a barrage of ridicule broke out in the comment section.

[Oh my god, it was only seven days ago. Seven days ago, Brother Funeral was not popular yet! ]

[That’s right, you didn’t expect anything! ]

[The secret cannot be revealed, and I have no ability to do this. 】

[Come on, it's already this late, how can you save your life if you don't believe it? Why are you still holding on? ]

[Master, I heard that you are very strong, can you withstand this wave? ]

【……】

Faced with the ridicule from netizens, the blogger could only pretend not to see it.

Now, he just wants to quickly ask Zhang Fan to leave the live broadcast room and ask him to unfollow him!

If the other person just wants a simple fortune-telling, then try to say something nice.

After thinking for a while, he ignored the doubts of the netizens and asked Zhang Fan a question alone:

"Changhong Funeral, who do you think you are?"

【? Awesome! You are tough, Master! 】

The blogger's simple question was misled by the naughty netizens who loved to make fun of things, and the barrage section suddenly became boiling.

[That's right, who the hell do you think Changhong Funeral Company is? How dare you come to my live broadcast room and shout at me? ]

[The master is awesome, he doesn't even take the funeral brother seriously! ]

[Brother Sangzang, come and die! (Sorry, my voice was a bit loud.)]

[Changhong Funeral, who are you to come to the master's live broadcast room to show off your skills? ]

【……】

I am...

Seeing the pace in the live broadcast room, the blogger's face almost turned green.

It's not you who are the ones paying attention to your relationship!

Everyone just wants to watch the fun and never mind the trouble!

The corners of his mouth twitched twice, and the blogger quickly clarified:

"Don't get me wrong, I just want to ask if Brother Funeral is okay with this trip."

The actions of the netizens also successfully made Zhang Fan laugh.

Today's netizens are really good at making things happen.

With a slight smile, Zhang Fan sent out a comment:

[It's nothing. I'm lucky enough to know a thing or two about divination. I see that my brother is a little green on his head, so I came to remind him. By the way, for our anniversary celebration, we are offering a one-stop funeral service. If you book in advance, you can get a 25% discount.]

As soon as Zhang Fan said this, the live broadcast room instantly became lively.

[Wuwuwu! Here he comes, with those familiar words to sell goods! ]

[Oh, another one! ]

[Hahaha, there's a little green on my head, Master, please pay attention to your relationship with your spouse! ]

[Master, you can't do it, right? ]

[What do you mean, Brother Funeral has also learned fortune-telling, is this a showdown? 】

[Master, I heard that you were only 1.6 meters tall last year, but now you are 1.9 meters tall after wearing a hat? ]

【……】

The netizens were all joking with the intention of watching the fun, but the blogger himself was different.

When he saw the comments from Zhang Fan, he froze in place.

A little green on your head?

This made him think of his still charming wife and her various strange behaviors.

Shopping with your bestie?

Were you just running?

Hit your foot?

Are they all old classmates?

rough!

The blogger originally had some doubts about his wife, and after being reminded by the famous funeral brother, his suspicions became even stronger.

When things developed to this point, he no longer had the heart to broadcast live and just waved goodbye to the screen on the spot.

"Family, I'm feeling a little unwell. I'm going to log off now. If you have any questions, please send me a private message."

After saying that, the master hurriedly turned off the live broadcast and turned around to call his wife.

“Beep, beep…”

"Hello? Where are you?"

"At your cousin's house?"

"Come back right now and call your cousin along so I can have a couple of drinks with him!"