[Sangzang brother, you won't be sidelined, right? ]
[Good fellow, has the second-in-command become so bold now? Deduct my salary! ]
[Why deduct wages? Just deduct life expectancy! ]
[I feel that the second-in-command’s information is more accurate than that of the funeral brother. I can consider going it alone! ]
[Brother, stop testing me! ]
[Sangzang brother, please speak on the big account! ]
【……】
Seeing the newly refreshed comments, Zhang Fan was a little confused and his fingers froze in place.
What the hell is going on?
Second in command...what's Wang Teng up to again?
After a moment of hesitation, Zhang Fan quickly downloaded a Tieba app from the App Store.
After registering an account and entering the homepage, Zhang Fan wanted to search for Changhong’s second-in-command in the search bar, but he didn’t expect that the first item pushed on the homepage would be him.
When I clicked on it, I saw that the second-in-command’s profile picture had blue V certification and top 1 on the information list.
"What a grand show! No wonder people say you are going to set up your own faction."
After making a casual complaint, Zhang Fan began to read the main text.
"Brothers, the case has been solved. My boss, Brother Sangsang, was drunk and talking nonsense. He accidentally said nonsense. The previous message was wrong. Just have fun with it. I'm very sorry!"
"In addition, due to this mistake, I will be permanently leaving the Internet. Thank you all for your company during this period. See you again!"
As the number one guy on Tieba, although Wang Teng’s post was only five minutes earlier than Zhang Fan’s, within those five minutes, the old guys on Tieba had actually built more than a thousand layers of posts.
[The boss's mistakes are made by the employees, and I really... don't think there's anything wrong with that! ]
【Goodbye, second in command, thanks for the revelation! 】
[Second in command, you are not going to be fired, are you? Goodbye Jianghu\crying\fist hug]
[I resign and don’t want to be bullied by this! ]
[To be able to be the second in command, the second in command must be very powerful. What a pity! ]
[What? Quitting the internet? I've only been following you for a few days and you're quitting the internet. Isn't that necessary?]
[Let's clarify the issue. Was it Brother Sangsang who instructed this, or did you do it on your own? If it was Brother Sangsang who instructed this, then this is simply unreasonable.]
[No, buddy, are you trying to reason with the funeral brother? ]
[A blind guess: the second-in-command’s resignation may not be due to the South City incident, but because of the overseas trial alliance! ]
[Trial League? What is the Trial Brigade? Can you tell me more about it? ]
[Let me explain. The Trial Alliance is a small organization spontaneously established by netizens from more than 100 countries on Blue Star. Their ultimate goal is to send Brother Funeral to an international court for trial. Currently, the alliance members have solved 1 million cases, and this is less than 60 hours after its establishment! ]
[The alliance that judged Sangzangge? More than a million people, Sangzangge's hands are numb from clicking the attention points! ]
【……】
"Trial Alliance?"
"What the hell, you want to judge me?"
After taking a quick look at the comment section, Zhang Fan discovered another strange organization.
This is another online organization that is hostile to him after the last one against JiKe.com.
The previous one said he wanted to kill himself secretly, this one is more powerful, he wants to judge himself openly.
If it were in the past, you would have just judged a small internet celebrity, but now I’m the King of Hell!
Lord Yama, are you all going to judge him?
You should find some time to ask the system if there are any foreign residents on the Book of Life and Death. You will be the first to be called in.
Forget it. Before we can fight against foreign enemies, we must first stabilize the internal situation. Let me ask Wang Teng what’s going on first.
I don’t know if it was Wang Teng who was too proud or Zhang Fan, but in any case, Zhang Fan was quite dissatisfied with this matter.
After all, the main task of the system now is to gain reputation.
This post of yours that tries to shift the blame makes your boss lose face!
After exiting the forum, Zhang Fan was about to call Wang Teng, but unexpectedly his cell phone rang in advance and Wang Teng called him.
"Good fellow, you can even predict this now?"
Zhang Fan was stunned for a moment, then answered the phone and got straight to the point:
"Wang Teng, what's wrong with you? Are you trying to put the blame on me?"
"Ah...um, Boss, I...I..."
Facing Zhang Fan's question, Wang Kai hesitated and explained after a long while: "My account was stolen."
"You are talking nonsense! Explain the matter to me." Zhang Fan said firmly. It was not just about his personal reputation, but also about the reputation of the underworld.
Of course, the most important thing is to build up reputation to complete the mission.
"Boss, I want to save face..."
Wang Teng was still somewhat reluctant, and said in a negotiating tone: "How about this, I change your instructions to my own decision, and the news was leaked by you when you were drunk, how about that?"
Zhang Fan: "Hammer, it's obviously you who spread the rumor. I'll have Brother Liu drag you in and teach you a lesson for a few days!"
"No, no, no, boss, I'll go and clarify right away."
Wang Teng immediately begged for mercy and continued:
"By the way, boss, I called you because I have something important to report!"
"What's the matter? Are you dreaming again?" Zhang Fan's attitude became serious.
"I'm not dreaming. It's Brother Zhao Feng who is missing." Wang Teng said in a serious tone.
"Missing? How can a living person like him disappear?"
Zhang Fan looked puzzled and frowned, "Are you sure he is missing? Didn't he go home early or ran away and lost his phone?"
"No, absolutely not, Boss. I saw him enter the warehouse with my own eyes. I have the only key to the back of the warehouse. He never came out after he went in, and I can't find it even if I look for it."
"We checked the surveillance video and found that he entered a blind spot and then disappeared!"
Wang Teng reported seriously.
"Okay, I got it. I'll tell you when I get back. You guys keep looking for it."
After Zhang Fan hung up the phone, his expression became somewhat solemn, and he slowly turned his head to look at Zhao Yong and Wang Kai.
Seeing Zhang Fan's expression, Wang and Zhao also noticed something was wrong. Wang Kai took the initiative to ask:
"Zhao Feng may be missing." Zhang Fan frowned.
"Zhao Feng?!"
Hearing this, Wang Kai and Zhao Yong's hearts skipped a beat and they looked at each other subconsciously.
Then, the two of them started counting the days at the same time.
After a moment, Wang Kai said in a deep voice:
"What is coming will eventually come."
"What do you mean? Do you know where he went?" Zhang Fan asked puzzled.
“Run away!”
Wang Kai frowned and said hesitantly:
"The Yin-Yang Blood Demon, the master of the apricot eyes, the horror inside Zhao Feng's body, is about to be completely revived!"
"Yin Yang Blood Demon? This name is from an online NPC, right?" Zhang Fan asked, "Didn't they just reinforce the seal?"
"The three-year period has come. On the day of the Ghost Festival, the Blood Demon will definitely be fully revived."
After a moment of silence, Zhao Yong opened his mouth and said, "When Zhao Feng was less than a month old, this evil spirit was sealed in his body by Grandpa Wang and my grandfather. The gears of fate began to turn. He was a Taoist genius, but he was destined not to live long.
Three years ago, I had a feeling that the seal was loosening. At that time, my cultivation was not good enough, so I took Zhao Feng to Longhu Mountain overnight."
"The old Heavenly Master used his life to set up the formation, and cooperated with the Xuanmen palm seal to reinforce the seal again."
"Old Heavenly Master, he is also a junior fellow apprentice of my grandfather. However, the faction is complicated, and I can only establish a relationship with him by looking through the sect records."
"Despite this, for the sake of world stability, the old master still risked his life to open the formation. Before entering the formation, the old master told me that this formation would only last for three years at most, and gave me an address to wait for the one who broke the situation to appear."
"It's a bit confusing... Why is there another three-year agreement?"
Zhang Fan absorbed Zhao Yong's words and suddenly realized something, and asked back:
"Break the game? I can't be the break the game, right?"
Looking at the expressions of Wang and Zhao, Zhang Fan already had the answer in his heart, and complained:
"Good fellow, I thought you were really following me to start a business, but I didn't expect that you had planned this for a long time. If I had known, I wouldn't have paid you a penny."
"But I'm curious, if I didn't open this funeral shop, what would you do?"
Wang Kai explained: "The address is the fixed address. If it is a pancake shop, we are the pancake masters passed down from our ancestors. If it is a car repair shop, we are the car repair technicians passed down from our ancestors."
"What if this place is demolished?" Zhang Fan raised his doubts.
"Then boss, you should be the leader of the Beggars' Sect now." Wang Kai said with a smile.
"So I'm begging in the ruins?"
Zhang Fan asked back: "The Blood Demon is about to awaken, how can you still laugh?"
"Didn't I just say that what is coming will eventually come?" Wang Kai shook his head.
"In fact, I have always had the idea of solving the problem in Zhao Feng's body, which is to end Zhao Feng's life in advance. But it is too cruel, and a monster that is neither human nor ghost will appear, and it will be out of control for a long time."
"What is the origin of this Yin-Yang Blood Demon?" Zhang Fan asked again.
"The underworld rebels."
Wang Kai said in a daze: "It happened a long time ago. This Yin Yang Blood Demon was the leader of the rebels in the underworld. He was the one who built the Gate of Hell. If he revives, the Gate of Hell must be reopened. I was still young at the time, so I can't remember the specific details. Many of them were told to me by the adults at home."
"The Gate of Hell..."
Zhang Fan frowned slightly and thought: "Does Wang Teng's dream have to come true?"
“…”
The three of them fell silent. Zhang Fan calmed down for a moment and asked:
"How strong is this Yin Yang Blood Demon? What are the chances of him winning if he uses our trump card?"
“This… is almost zero.”
Wang Kai thought for a moment and said, "The power of a mortal, even if it is extraordinary, is still the power of a mortal. This Yin-Yang evil demon can launch a rebellion in the underworld, ignore the order of the three realms, and forcibly open the gate of hell. How can it be dealt with by a few talismans?"
"Back then, the two elders were considered immortals on earth, but they only sealed it. This time, they encountered Zhao Feng's excellent physique that is rare in a thousand years."
"If we can find the person who made the talisman, there might be a chance... but not much."
"The person who made the talisman...if I remember correctly, it should be the crazy old Taoist priest in Ward 208...he..."
Zhang Fan looked thoughtful and said hesitantly, "It seems that I still have to ask the patients in ward 208 to help me with this matter..."
Wang Kai shook his head and interrupted:
"I don't think it will work. Although there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in Ward 208, they are already trapped. There must be some unknown secrets behind it, including Yang Er. Even if he wins 100%, I'm afraid he can only deal with ordinary things.
Although the patient in 208 is mysterious, his ability is limited, so he can be regarded as a mortal. Therefore, Yang Er’s winning rate cannot be used as a reference when facing the Yin-Yang Blood Demon. "
At this time, Zhao Yong, who had not spoken for a long time, said seriously:
"Boss, do you remember what I just said? You are the one who breaks the situation. Except for you, everyone else is a troublemaker!"
"That's right!" Wang Kai echoed:
"The Yin-Yang Blood Demon has made the overall plan. No matter how hard we try, we can only disrupt the process. If we want to break the plan, the key lies in you."
"Boss, you are the chosen one!"
"Heaven...the chosen one?"
Hearing these four words, Zhang Fan looked a little dazed.
The chosen one.
Once upon a time, he was just a 996 office worker... How could he dare to think of being the chosen one...
To be honest, everyone has had grand and huge ideals in their hearts.
If life didn't force us to be ordinary, who would be willing to be an unknown person?
Including a few hours ago, Zhang Fan, as the largest funeral boss on Blue Star, possessed countless wealth and endless life, but he never thought of becoming a savior.
The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. This sentence obviously came from a movie.
If Zhang Fan had these on the day he traveled through time, he would definitely not hesitate at this moment.
One day I’m a superhero, the next day I don’t eat beef.
But these days, after receiving praise from netizens, being followed by fans, and having the unconditional trust of two reliable partners, Wang Kai and Zhao Yong, Zhang Fan is still very touched.
Instead of believing in the light, the children want to be the light.
Instead of not letting others down, it is better to not let yourself down.
With Brother Tongzi's support, I may not be unable to be the chosen one.
To put it another way, as the King of Hell, it is his job to quell the rebellion in the underworld.
After a moment of silence, Zhang Fan said calmly:
"Fuck! I'm the chosen one!"
“Boss, not only is the Yin-Yang Blood Demon naked, but if it revives strangely in the future, you can’t run away.”
Wang Kai smiled with great satisfaction and joked, "Old Zhao and I only have a few days left to live. Changhong Funeral Home, South City, and Blue Star, you have to take care of them all."
"Huh? You two know about this?" Zhang Fan asked in surprise.
"We can even calculate other people's fate, so how can we not calculate our own?" Wang Kai said frankly.
"Don't worry, when I become the King of Hell, I will really appoint you two as guardians."
Hearing this, Zhang Fan stopped asking questions and stopped hiding the truth.
However, facing this big devil who had no impression on him, he was still a little confused:
"Brother Kai, Brother Zhao, I have no idea at all. I need the capital and methods to break the impasse, right?"
“We don’t have any experience with this.”
Wang Kai looked thoughtful and said hesitantly: "How about this, let's go ask my grandfather, he is also an experienced person."
"OK!"
The two had no objection and immediately turned around and walked into the dilapidated house.
At this moment, a scroll was suddenly thrown out from the door, and Wang Kuo's voice suddenly came to mind:
"Don't ask me."
"Each generation has its own tasks. We have already sealed the Gate of Hell and given you enough space to grow. Now it is your turn to take action."
"You young people are the protagonists of this generation. Go back."
After these words were spoken, Zhang Fan and the other two were stunned, with mixed feelings in their hearts. They felt as if they had been given a great mission, and at the same time, they were awakened from a dream.
Hope is in your own hands.
After hesitating for a moment, Wang Kai picked up the scroll on the ground and examined it.
Not surprisingly, it was the evil magic that had been banned by their Wang family for generations.
At this time, Wang Kuo's voice sounded again in the broken house:
"By the way, Night Wanderer, you can try to look for it, it might be of great help."