Chapter 385: Tianqiao Qiye



"Is it Brother Funeral who came to my live studio?"

After a moment of hesitation, Xiaochuan asked this question subconsciously, but in fact he had already got the answer in the barrage.

"Brother Sangzang, you are not going to take me away today?"

As a young man of the new century, Xiaochuan is actually a loyal fan of Funeral Brother.

But he never expected that one day, Brother Funeral would suddenly appear in his live broadcast room.

And judging by the rhythm of the comments, I should be close to death...

Thinking of this, Xiaochuan suddenly looked nervous and said hesitantly:

"Brother Sangzang, if you take me in, can you take my grandma with me?"

"She is old, and my parents died unexpectedly at an early age. I am her only relative in this world."

"If I leave, he will definitely die... So... instead of letting my grandma starve to death, it's better for him to go with me. I can still accompany my grandma on the road to the underworld."

Ogawa's tone was very sincere, and many viewers shed tears after watching it.

[Wow, Brother Funeral, please spare his life! He is so pitiful! ]

[You are panicking, Brother Funeral was just watching the live broadcast, he didn't say anything directly! ]

[Mourner brother... One life for another, I've lived enough anyway, let's exchange. ]

[Sangzang brother, if you attack Xiaochuan, I will really stop being a fan! ]

[Man acts, God sees. For a moment, I even thought that the establishment of the Judgment League was correct.]

[Fuck? Brother Chuan, are you the brother Chuan who invited me to surf the Internet in the textbook? ]

【……】

The voices of netizens begging for mercy became louder and louder, and Zhang Fan gradually felt compassion.

However, at this moment, the system prompt suddenly came to my mind:

[There are a lot of souls in the video, please confirm the direction! 】

【Choice 1: Xiaochuan and Xiaochuan’s grandmother. 】

[Choice 2: Thirty-six piglets in the pig shed.]

"uh-huh?"

Hearing these two options, Zhang Fan was obviously stunned.

How else can we play? Why don't you tell me earlier!

But it’s normal when you think about it.

The reincarnation system of the underworld manages all living beings, including chickens, ducks, cows, sheep, and pigs.

As for the King of Hell's call, of course it must be included...

After understanding this truth, Zhang Fan felt more cheerful instantly, and he immediately said silently:

"Choose two, thirty-six piglets."

[Ding, the selection is successful, congratulations to the host for completing this roll call! ]

After hearing the success message, Zhang Fan posted a comment in Xiaochuan's live broadcast room:

[Little brother, don't think too much. I just want to ask you to eat some pork because I see you've been through a lot recently.]

As the protagonist of the live broadcast room, Zhang Fan's comments quickly attracted everyone's attention.

However, after watching it several times, netizens still couldn’t figure out what Zhang Fan meant, and couldn’t help but @张凡 to ask questions.

[@Changhong Funeral Service, Best One-Stop Service, Funeral Brother, what does that mean? ]

[What does it mean to treat your brother to pork? Brother Funeral, do you agree or not? ]

[Wait! Brother Funeral, you don’t want to kill a pig, do you?!]

[Um, let me interrupt. I just came from Jin Dapeng's live broadcast room. The person has been taken away by an ambulance. He should have been dragged directly to the morgue. It's a bit tragic. He was scared to death.]

[Jin Dapeng? He deserved it, but Xiaochuan shouldn't have done that!]

[I still don't understand what Brother Sangzang meant by this. I'm so confused. Did Brother Sangzang press the wrong key? ]

【……】

“Crunch~Crunch~”

“Huh~”

When the viewers were puzzled, a strong wind suddenly blew in the live broadcast room, and the sound of conch spinning continuously came from the pig shed.

Then, the sky was covered with dark clouds.

“Boom!”

A thick bolt of lightning shot down from the sky without any warning.

“Crack!”

There was a loud bang in the sky, and the lightning unfortunately hit the pig shed.

Beside the stove, Xiaochuan was also thinking back on the comments sent by Zhang Fan with a confused look on his face.

But the next moment, the sudden sound of collapse behind him attracted all his attention.

The pig shed was struck by lightning and began to collapse completely.

The light roof floats away in the wind, and no one knows who will hit it.

Apparently, the roof will not cause any harm to the piglets.

But the shattered wall did indeed crush the piglets mercilessly.

“Boom!”

That was not the end. A few more lightning strikes struck, and all the wooden materials in the pig shed caught fire.

"ah?!"

"My piglets!"

Seeing that his hard work was about to be destroyed, Ogawa was completely panicked.

A bystander sees more clearly. The viewers in the live broadcast room quickly understood Zhang Fan’s intention and quickly typed on the public screen to persuade him.

[Xiaochuan, don't go. This is the pig that Brother Funeral wants to kill. You can't stop him!]

[Great! I thought the funeral guy was aloof! Trading pig lives for human lives, that's a huge profit!]

[Haha, no wonder Brother Sangsang said he would treat him to pork. After being struck by these lightning bolts, he turned into a roasted suckling pig! ]

[Damn, this won't work. The piglet is all of Xiaochuan's hard work. If the pig dies, how can he survive? ]

[As long as the green mountains remain, there will be no shortage of firewood. What are a few piglets? ]

[Stupid, didn't you hear what Xiaochuan said just now? His pigs are all insured. This is the funeral brother openly asking the insurance company for money! ]

[666, although everyone knows that the pig was killed by the funeral director, I want to ask, would the insurance company dare not pay the claim? ]

[No, are you crazy? Pig life is not life? Is there anything wrong with Brother Funeral's operation? ]

[Stupid, if you have the guts, don't eat meat anymore! ]

[Piggy: Okay, okay, Brother Funeral, you're going to play like this, right? ]

[Sangzang brother is awesome, you are such a kind person, I misunderstood you before! ]

[Humph, when Brother Sangzang first came in, I knew that he would never be such a capable guy! ]

【……】

Seeing Zhang Fan let Xiaochuan go, the barrage area suddenly cheered, completely ignoring the piglets raised by Xiaochuan.

Outside the pig shed, although Ogawa did not see the barrage, due to the current situation in the pig shed, he was unable to intervene to save the pigs.

Just when he was in trouble, Xiaochuan suddenly woke up and understood the meaning of Zhang Fan's words just now.

Treat yourself to some pork, doesn't that mean... you can just eat your own pig and ask the insurance company to pay for it?

"Brother Sangsang? I don't need to thank you for your kindness. Please go out first! I will come to your store to thank you later!"

After coming to his senses, Xiaochuan immediately expelled Zhang Fan in a friendly manner.

After all, Brother Sangsang only stayed in his live broadcast room for two minutes, and all his piglets were killed. If he had stayed any longer, he would probably have lost his life too!

[Underworld Reputation +1]

[Underworld Reputation +1]

[Underworld Reputation +1]

【……】

After Xiaochuan's "escape from death", Zhang Fan began to receive constant notifications about his improved reputation.

Zhang Fan never thought that he could gain reputation in this way. It turns out that in addition to Ga people, doing good deeds can also achieve the same effect.

However, all of these have a prerequisite, that is, whether Zhang Fan is killing people or saving people, he has to let outsiders know.

This made Zhang Fan, who was always low-key and didn't like to show off, very embarrassed.

【Brother, come on! 】

After leaving a message, Zhang Fan exited the live broadcast and returned to the video of Xiaochuan cutting vegetables and feeding pigs.

Seeing that the barrage had accumulated tens of thousands of messages, Zhang Fan decided to interact with the netizens for a while.

"Brothers, don't get me wrong, I'm just watching DouYing, I don't say I have to make a video if I see it!"

"Haha, this kind of joke is not allowed. Brothers, restrain yourself. If you are not careful, I will be sent to drink tea."

“…”

at the same time.

Changhong Audit Team.

"Team leader, Brother Funeral has gone crazy!"

"What's going on?" the team leader asked hurriedly.

"Brother Sangsang started a live broadcast, and he'll kick whoever he sees. He's already kicked 37 people!" a team member reported.

"What? You're telling me after thirty-seven of them?" The team leader glared at him and said, "What were you doing before? What's going on now?"

"Team leader, it's not that I didn't report it in time, it's that Brother Funeral killed thirty-six people at once!" said the team member aggrievedly.

"Thirty-six at once? Holy shit!"

The team leader looked panicked and asked, "Are there large-scale attacks?"

"No, he blew up the pig shed and more than 30 pigs died!" the team member said truthfully.

"Get lost."

The team leader rolled his eyes at the team members, and at the same time heaved a sigh of relief.

"What's going on now?"

"Now Brother Sangsang is still live-streaming on Douyin. At the current pace, he will probably kill whoever he sees!"

"Is that so..."

The head of the review team hesitated for a moment, then said with a determined look, "Why are you still hesitating? Just recommend him a foreign video. Are you just going to watch our people one after another?"

"Team leader, I think so too, but who should we push first?" The team member nodded.

"From, the Judgment Alliance? Eagle sauce? Sakura? Push whoever you don't like?"

"Team Leader, this is not good, right?"

"You are just pretending, hurry up!"

After a friendly conversation, the audit team accelerated its work progress.

Live broadcast room.

Zhang Fan had been interacting with his fans for quite a while, until the system started to urge him, Zhang Fan waved his hands and smiled:

"Okay, guys, let's stop here for now. Let's watch some Tik Tok first and talk later."

After giving instructions, Zhang Fan pressed the direction key and scrolled to the next video.

Maybe it was because Zhang Fan stayed in the live broadcast room for a little longer, so this time Zhang Fan was directly brought to an outdoor live broadcast room.

The title of the live broadcast room consists of only three simple words: Bringing warmth to the whole city!

The name of the live broadcast user is quite impressive: Nancheng TV.

It's an official account.

When people saw the official certification behind Nancheng TV, the barrage area instantly exploded.

[? Brother Funeral, so what? Are you going to rebel? ]

[Damn it, Brother Funeral, you are unlucky today, you got the official version! ]

[Haha, there must be one person who is a coward today, is it the funeral brother or South City TV? Let's wait and see! ]

[People send warmth, but the funeral director sends coffins, there is nothing wrong with that! ]

[Hmm? Isn't this an overpass? Sending warmth to the overpass, even if the richest man comes, it's not enough! ]

[Tianqiao, I heard there is a Beggars' Gang in Tianqiao, and there is a leader called Qi Ye? Is this true? ]

【……】

Zhang Fan didn't pay much attention to the content of the barrage. After all, he was just checking in, and his eyes were fixed on the live broadcast room.

This is an official live broadcast. Before Zhang Fan entered, there were already tens of thousands of online viewers.

After Zhang Fan entered, although the number of people soared, it did not attract the host's attention at the first time.

Instead, a large number of people suddenly poured into the live broadcast room, and kept posting comments:

[Host, please leave now! Stop making noises!]

[Quickly retreat, if you get hurt, Brother Sangzang will go to jail! ]

[Brothers, why are you panicking? Brother Sangzang is not going to kill anyone. Isn't the last Xiaochuan the best proof? ]

[That’s right, the host doesn’t need to pay attention to it, just continue to send warmth! ]

【……】

Barrages of comments kept popping up on the public screen, but the host seemed to have not realized the seriousness of the problem, and he introduced it to the camera holding the microphone.

"Hello, audience friends, welcome to the 39th episode of South City TV's Warmth Delivery!"

"This program is exclusively sponsored by Changhong Funeral Homes, bringing warmth to all parts of South City!"

"Today, we came to the historic overpass in South City. Our South City overpass has been a gathering place for wanderers since ancient times."

"We have prepared a lot of bread and mineral water today. No matter what brought them here..."

After the explanation, the host turned and walked towards the overpass, and the head of the live broadcast room quickly followed.

Walking down the reflective stone steps of the overpass, the host was about to start introducing something when he was attracted by the wailing sounds coming from afar.

“Woo woo woo~”

“Woo woo woo~”

"Seventh Master...Seventh Master, you can't leave!"

“…”

"Something's happening!"

Hearing the wailing and pain, the host frowned and looked at the camera seriously and said:

"Friends, we seem to have a problem here. Don't worry, let's go over and see if we can help."

After explaining the situation, the host quickly ran to the overpass: "What's wrong? What happened?"

Seeing this scene, the fans in Zhang Fan’s live broadcast room seemed to have guessed something:

[Ah? It happened right after I came in? ]

[Did I hear correctly? Just now they said that Master Qi was dying, and Brother Sangzang just came in and killed him? ]

[Oh my god! Fate always picks on the unfortunate! The homeless man was gangbanged by the funeral brother! ]

[Oh, isn't this a relief for him? ]

[No, can you please stop talking nonsense? Maybe he is alive and well! ]

【……】

While netizens were making all kinds of speculations, the host had already rushed to the edge of the crowd.

The homeless man standing at the outermost edge stopped him and said angrily:

"Although our leader is critically ill, he is not dead yet. There is no need for you to record and report!"

"No, you misunderstood!"

Jizhu quickly waved his hand and explained:

"I'm the host of the program "Send Warmth". Is anyone sick inside? We have a doctor on the team. Can he check on the situation?"

As soon as these words came out, the homeless man immediately noticed the host's appearance: "Handsome guy? Are what you said... all true?"

"Yeah...of course!"

Although his expression changed a little quickly, the host didn't think much about it and nodded, "Can I go in?"

"Handsome guy, please come in, be careful not to fall!"

With the warm welcome from Face-Changing Brother, the host and photographer were quickly brought to the center of the crowd.

I saw a frail old man lying on a thick pile of waste cardboard.

The old man's eyes were blurry, his whole body was trembling, his face was pale, and he looked like he would not live long.


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