Chapter 5: So pitiful, pay attention



It should be due to the big data push, every few times Zhang Fan can always see videos related to Lao Zhang.

As is customary on the Internet, whenever someone dies, there are always a few commentators below the video:

"I didn't mean to see it, sorry to bother you."

"God bless you, if you need anything, please come to my brother XXX."

Zhang Fan was naturally indifferent to such boring comments.

But big data is powerful. He just stayed in the comment section for a short while and was selected by big data.

In the next ten minutes or so, Zhang Fan was always able to see some "positive energy" videos.

For example, praying to Buddha and asking for incense, poverty alleviation in rural areas, releasing animals at the seaside, etc.

Not long after, Zhang Fan saw a video of releasing animals that was almost perverted.

In the video, an old lady is standing on the beach, with several fishing boats parked on the sea.

The fishing boat was moving slowly in the middle of the sea, and a large number of catfish were thrown into the sea.

"Did you see the release of the animals? Were you moved?"

"Pisces, go home early and reunite with your wives and children!"

“You must bless me and every friend who sees this video!”

The blogger's name is 'Vegetarian Sister Wang'.

It is obvious that this is a blogger who specializes in releasing small animals. His daily routine is to spend money to buy some small animals and release them into the wild, under the euphemism of accumulating merit and making good connections.

Under normal circumstances, this kind of inexplicable behavior will not be recognized by the public.

But there are all kinds of birds in the forest, and there are many netizens on the Internet who like to release birds and accumulate merit.

With the support of the majority of "Xiu De" netizens, the popularity of the video continues to rise.

The video was posted two days ago. When Zhang Fan saw it, the number of likes had exceeded 300,000!

The main reason why this video became so popular is that the blogger’s behavior is too weird.

She did not just release the fish in an ordinary way, but spent nearly 100,000 yuan to purchase 20,000 kilograms of catfish!

Most netizens don’t quite understand this behavior, and the result is that the number of comments is several times the number of likes.

[Um... I just want to ask, how many bad things have you done? ]

[If you don't understand, just ask, how big of a sin is this? Is this a violation of the law of heaven? ]

[I am so touched that the little fish can go home! Woo woo woo~]

[Little blackie, get out of here! Sister Wang has released so many catfish, and her merits are immeasurable! Pray to the Buddha\]

[Send the location, I'm ready to go with my fishing friends! 】

[If they all rush down, won’t they all die? I’ve seen living Bodhisattvas, but this is the first time I’ve seen a living King of Hell.]

【……】

"My elder sister is really rich..."

Zhang Fan complained that he didn't quite understand this behavior.

However, everyone has their own aspirations, and since people are spending their own money, Zhang Fan did not comment.

But just as he was about to row away, the system prompt sounded in his mind again.

"You have been in danger at the seaside 77 times in total. The chance of being in danger at the seaside next time is 100%! The chance of encountering a shipwreck is 100%! The mortality rate is 99%! This is a precise customer. The host can pay attention to it and strive to get the order!"

uh-huh?

Zhang Fan looked puzzled.

What is going on?

Is there something wrong with the system?

They just released some fish into the sea, so why is there such a high mortality rate?

This old sister prays for blessings and does good deeds every day, is there no effect at all?

Or...his merits are complete and he is about to become an immortal?

"No matter what, the system shouldn't go wrong."

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan raised his hand and clicked "follow".

There's no other intention, just want to see what happens if I release the fish.

"Changhong Funeral One-Stop Funeral Service has paid attention to you!"

Out of kindness, Zhang Fan gave a special reminder before soliciting business.

[Big sister, please be careful when you are at the beach. You'd better wear protective clothing next time. By the way, when doing good deeds, you should also be generous. There are many homeless orphans down there. You can buy some paper money to take care of them. In addition, our store is celebrating its anniversary. Pre-order now...\dog head]

After making the comment, Zhang Fan swiped away and started watching the next video.

About ten minutes later, employees of the funeral home came in one after another to clock in.

At this time, Zhao Yonglai, the paper-making master in the shop, walked up to Zhang Fan and whispered:

"Boss, I want to ask for leave."

"Sure, the store hasn't had much business lately."

Zhang Fan nodded and asked, "How many days?"

Zhao Yong hesitated and said a little embarrassedly: "Half a month, I want to get my hemorrhoids treated."

"What?"

Before Zhang Fan could make a decision, another employee, Wang Kai, came over and patted Zhao Yong on the shoulder and said jokingly:

"Brother Yong, don't mess with hemorrhoids, it can easily lead to death!"

Zhao Yong glanced at Wang Kai and said, "Get lost. I have never heard of anyone dying from hemorrhoids."

"Oh my god, you still don't believe me!"

Wang Kai glared and said seriously, "Yesterday afternoon, a young man got hemorrhoids, and he died this morning!"

As he spoke, Wang Kai took out his mobile phone from his pocket and opened the "Like" column.

"Look, this is the same person who posted a video before the hemorrhoids!"

“Is this true…?”

Zhao Yong took the phone doubtfully.

In the video, a middle-aged woman with disheveled hair is holding a photo in her hand and complaining bitterly.

"I am reporting under my real name that the Yunshan Changqinggang Hospital has no moral integrity. They used drugs recklessly to increase medical fees and did a perfunctory physical examination before the operation, which caused my son to have an allergic reaction to the drugs. This morning, his fever suddenly reached 42 degrees and he died..."

"Damn...it's really cold?"

Zhao Yong opened the comment section with some surprise.

[Rest in peace, the deceased. I hope the authorities will conduct a thorough investigation of this hospital! ]

[My condolences. Some specialist hospitals are really unscrupulous! ]

[? Damn, isn't this the blogger that Funeral Brother followed yesterday? Is this true? ]

[@Changhong Funeral and Funeral Service, Brother, how do you explain this? ]

[Are funeral homes nowadays so discerning? @长虹葬...]

"Changhong Funeral...hiss?"

Zhao Yong rolled his eyes and commented out of habit, his face suddenly full of confusion.

Changhong Funeral Service, isn’t that our store?

If someone with hemorrhoids dies, what does it have to do with our funeral?

"Now you believe it?"

Wang Kai didn't pay attention to the comment section. He scrolled up the video and said, "Look, this is the video her son posted before he got hemorrhoids."

In the video, a man is grinning and talking about having his hemorrhoids treated. He is the same man in the photo in the previous video.

In the lower right corner of the video, there was a row of very small text that instantly caught Zhao Yong's attention.

Everyone is searching: "Changhong funeral and funeral one-stop service"

He clicked on the comment section in confusion, and the top comment had more likes than the video.

[Changhong Funeral Service]: "Surgery is risky. During our anniversary celebration, you can enjoy a 25% discount if you book in advance..."

?

Seeing this comment, Zhao Yong was stunned.

The video was posted yesterday afternoon, the comments were left at 11pm, and the person was gone this morning.

This speed...is simply too fast.

Since when did the boss learn to take the initiative to visit customers?

And you found it so accurately?

Wang Kai, who was standing by, also noticed this comment and clicked on the beginning of it to take a look.

Familiar background image, familiar works.

That’s right, it’s this shop where I run my own business.

After hesitating for a moment, Zhao Yong handed the phone to Zhang Fan and asked, "Um... Boss, what's going on?"

"What's wrong?"

Zhang Fan put down his phone and looked up. It turned out to be a blogger he followed yesterday.

I saw that there were nearly five thousand comments under my comment.

【Brother, this person is really awesome. 】

[You are awesome, this is the second one. ]

[It’s a bit scary, undertaker…]

[Wow, things are starting to get weird.]

【……】

"Is this... really true?"

Zhang Fan was also very surprised. If Zhao Yong hadn’t seen him, he might have forgotten about this person.

Even a 1% chance, this is really too unlucky...

"Well, the mother of the deceased just posted a reporting video." Zhao Yong nodded.

"Oh, poor man."

Zhang Fan sighed, and then said, "How about this, share the business card with me, and I'll follow the aunt. If she's willing, we'll do the job for her at a low price, and by the way, improve the popularity of my account."


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