"roll!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Jun slapped his apprentice on the back of the head in front of everyone, without giving him any face at all.

"hiss!"

Li Shaohui felt pain and said with a wronged look on his face: "Master, didn't you tell me a long time ago that you wanted to hold a funeral for Master? If you don't want to pay for it, I will pay for it. Why are you hitting me!"

"Oh... what you're talking about... Well, ah, of course I'll pay for this..."

Liu Jun scratched his head awkwardly and was about to speak when Zhang Fan interrupted him:

"You two, there is no such thing as posthumous funerals."

"There's one more thing. You misunderstood me. I wanted to ask you to pay for a funeral for the homeless man. Maybe I can get some clues from it. Of course, I only said maybe."

Zhang Fan's words were very conservative. After all, this place is all about science.

Hearing this, Xiao Shan and the others immediately looked thoughtful.

I asked you to investigate the case, but you just made money for yourself.

If he had not already witnessed Zhang Fan's evil ways, he would have probably been labeled a profiteer.

It’s just that getting clues from a funeral… is really hard to understand, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Could it be that the funerals at Changhong Funeral Home... are different from those at other places?

After thinking for a moment, Xiao Shan said, "No problem. As long as the autopsy results come out, the body can be cremated. How much does it cost?"

"The beggar's version, 12888." Zhang Fan said softly.

"Okay." Xiao Shan nodded and said, "Well, you pick an auspicious day first. We'll wait for the autopsy results, and then look for a breakthrough in other ways. When the day comes, we'll hold his funeral."

"Still want to pick a date?"

Zhang Fan shook his head slightly and said with a smile, "What kind of bicycle does 12888 want? I've checked it out. Today is a good day for burial. You can send the body over at noon, and we'll place the urn in the afternoon. It's a one-stop service. Efficiency is what we want."

"Forehead……"

Xiao Shan hesitated, but thinking that Xiao Zhuang's funeral would be held today, he believed Zhang Fan's words and nodded.

"Okay, I'll have the autopsy done as quickly as possible. However, we still have a few things we want you to know."

"Can."

"It's still the same things as before..."

"Coincidence, it's all coincidence, I just ordered it casually."

“…”

"Well, I can understand everything else, but why do you think a locksmith is dangerous?"

"By the way, the last time I went to your store, your employee said he was a frequent customer next door. Is that true?"

"The ghost soldier you mentioned last time?"

“…”

With Zhang Fan's extremely perfunctory cooperation, Xiao Shan and others questioned Zhang Fan for two full hours.

Seeing that Zhang Fan refused to admit the fact that he could predict death, the three had no choice but to give up.

"Leader, if there is nothing else, I should be able to go back, right?"

"sure."

Xiao Shan nodded and continued, "But I just received news that the autopsy results will be out in ten minutes. Why don't you just rest here and I'll send a car to take you back together?"

"Yeah... that's fine."

Zhang Fan agreed without much thought.

Since you're going to be somewhere else anyway, you might as well watch some short videos.

"Then you stay here."

After saying hello, Xiao Shan took Master Liu Jun and his apprentice out of the lounge.

After the three people left, Zhang Fan took out his mobile phone and opened the Douying APP.

Originally, he just wanted to try to find a client, because the system's task this time was a bit harsh.

It must be booked first, and then the funeral is completed.

But, unless someone is terminally ill, would a living person book a funeral for himself?

It seems that I will have to increase my workload in the future.

However, Zhang Fan watched seven or eight videos in a row, each one stranger than the last.

"How did I become a liar again?"

Zhang Fan was a little confused. He hadn't played with his phone much since last night. What happened during this period?

With a hint of doubt, he checked the various information in the APP.

The trending search list was also dominated by the three words "funeral brother", but this time there was a lot more negative news.

#The truth is revealed, Funeral Brother is pure hype!

#葬哥 has been successfully exposed as a fake by the well-known blogger Wang Lao Hu!

#Funeral brother went in!

#The biggest social cancer of this year, Funeral Brother, has been eradicated!

#……

"Forehead……"

The corner of Zhang Fan's mouth twitched slightly, and he clicked on his own work to take a look.

Questions and insults have completely taken over the comment section.

[@Old employee of Changhong Funeral, go in and take a look yourself! ]

[Good death, rest in peace, funeral stinky hook! ]

[I think even if Brother Sangzang goes to jail, it has little to do with Wang Lao Hu. His revelations are ridiculous.]

[True or false? @Old employee of Changhong Funeral, Funeral Brother, is everything he said true? ]

【……】

"Old employee, when did my family get a third employee? Old Zhou, who ran away after working for three days?"

A question came to his mind, and Zhang Fan clicked on the other party’s homepage.

At first glance, Zhang Fan was certain that this was definitely not Zhou Haipeng, and even less likely to be an old employee of Changhong Funeral.

After flipping through the other party’s previous videos, Zhang Fan instantly understood.

It turned out that this was a professional anti-counterfeiting anchor, who had impersonated an employee and ended up bringing trouble upon himself.

Not only did he change his online name, he also moved his address here.

But why is this blue V certification from Yunhushan Pharmaceutical Factory?

How many identities do you have?

"Whatever, you can do whatever you want."

Shaking his head, Zhang Fan did not intend to release any work to clarify the matter, and he did not even finish watching the video in which he debunked the fake news.

Because one follow can prove everything, just click on the follow button and everything can be completely clarified.

First of all, he never admitted that following people would cause trouble. Secondly, he only clicked on the "follow" button after the system confirmed it, which would not affect the outcome at all.

Zhang Fan didn't want to pursue the matter, but the system didn't seem happy about it.

The first reminder sound this morning was louder than usual.

[Ding, mild excitement 148 times, the probability of excitement next time is 100%, the rate of overexcitement is 99%, the rate of death due to excitement is 100%, prospective customers, it is recommended that the host pay attention. ]

"Hmm? Is it so good to smear me all of a sudden?"

Zhang Fan was a little surprised when he heard the system prompt, and clicked on the other party’s first work to take a look.

Sure enough, the blogger in the video was very excited, with all kinds of expressions, and the word "arrogant" was highlighted.

"Even if you really got me hammered in, there's no need to just jump over excitedly."

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan raised his hand to show his attention.

I don't mean anything else, I just want to see how high you can have.

However, this guy is an old employee, an anti-counterfeiting guy, and works for a pharmaceutical factory. I don’t know who he is paying attention to.

After clicking the follow button, he left another message in the comment section.

"Dude, don't be so excited so early in the morning. Be careful not to get too excited. Our store is celebrating its anniversary and is offering a one-stop funeral service. Book in advance and enjoy a 25% discount."

…

At the same time, in a warehouse in South City.

The handsome guy had been hung for a whole night.

The big brother in black woke up and came over to ask about the result without even eating.

"Well, did you say it?"

"Brother Zhou, I didn't say anything. This kid is too stubborn."

"You haven't told me yet?"

Hearing this, the big brother in black looked a little serious and said, "Beat him, keep beating him until he stops talking."

After saying that, the eldest brother turned around and left with an angry look on his face.

Standing at the door of the warehouse, he said in a deep voice: "How is the contact with Yuncheng going? Do you have any goods?"

After he finished speaking, the younger brother behind him quickly stepped forward to answer: "Brother Zhou, I asked him, and he said that we asked for too much at once and he dared not give it to us."

"Got it. I'll call him myself."

The eldest brother waved his hand and the younger brother quickly handed over the phone.

Soon, the call was connected, and the big brother in black came straight to the point: "Brother Xiao Wang? I'm Zhou Penghai, your brother Hai. I encountered something yesterday. I'm really sorry, but the buyer is in a hurry... your No. 53 laundry detergent."

"Hey, hey, hey, okay, Yunhushan Pharmaceutical Factory, right? No problem, I'll send someone over to get it right away."

"drop……"

After hanging up the phone, the big brother in black let out a long sigh, feeling relieved.

"After I finish this job, I will retire and find a job in a funeral parlor. I will never adulterate liquor again."

Muttering something, he left the warehouse.

His name is Zhou Penghai. He was an old employee who ran away after working for Changhong Funeral Home for only three days when it opened.

After resigning, he was accidentally led astray and started to engage in counterfeiting liquor.

I have been lucky in the past two years. Not only have I not been held accountable, but I also have some prestige among my customer base.

Because in the process of making counterfeit wine, he added an additive that could enhance the taste and increase the drinker's metabolism.

It tastes good and doesn’t make you drunk, so customers want to drink more after finishing it.

The bag that I lost on the overpass last night was exactly the fake wine additive he used.

The quantity of one pack is enough to produce 300 boxes of liquor, and the profit can be as high as hundreds of thousands after deducting the cost!

The weather has gotten colder recently, so people can’t drink beer as much as they like, so the sales of liquor will naturally increase significantly.

If he lost this package of additives, not only would production come to a halt, but the big order he had just received might also fail.

After all, the price he sold it at was only 42 cents cheaper than that of regular manufacturers.

…

Half an hour later, the homeless man's autopsy report came out.

The deceased's mouth had been cleaned and there was a large amount of alcohol in his body, so there was a possibility that he had drunk too much.

The cause of death was homicide, but the forensic doctor said that even if no one committed the crime, such a large amount of alcohol would result in death from alcohol poisoning. It was speculated that the murderer might have had a conflict with someone after drinking, and then he attacked with a knife in anger.

Upon learning the news, Xiaoshan immediately arranged people to start investigating in this direction.

As for Zhang Fan, he received a verbal check from Xiaoshan and was then sent back to the funeral home along with the corpse.

At this time, Xiaozhuang's funeral had not yet ended, and Zhao Kai and the others were not at home, so Zhang Fan had to make some preparations in advance.

Although it is a poor version of the poorest, the necessary elements are still present, and at least people have to eat four dishes.

Since he has no relatives or friends, this funeral banquet can only be attended by him and his employees.

In addition, within this half hour, Zhang Fan’s new focus had completely spread across the Internet.

Subversion produces false maintenance, dusk witnesses devout believers!

At this moment, the direction of the entire Internet began to change.