[The finale? No! There is a sequel, all the Wang Lao Hu vests are here! ]
[Wow, I originally thought that Wang Lao Hu couldn't escape the attention of the funeral brother, but it turns out that he couldn't escape either! ]
[Oh my god! This is too weird. One skill harmed three people. I am crying! ]
[What's the harm to the three sages? This is called one pit destroying three traitors! ]
[Even if fake wine is generous, it will sacrifice its life to the tiger king. If tobacco and alcohol work together, why worry about losing the brother? 】
[Electronic music god of war? The fake funeral brother turned the tide! 】
[The tiger will do his best to help his brother! 】
【Jiang Wei: Go away~】
[Um... there was an old man in our hotel who was also being watched today. Is there no one to speak up for him? ]
[Is no one paying attention to the point? Brother Funeral went to the Security Bureau today to help solve the case! ]
【It's unnecessary. One attention will lead to the whole thing. 】
【……】
Below the news, the netizens who were just watching the show started to make some fun.
As a result, the plot of Wang Lao Hu harming three sages with one trick was directly exposed.
Everyone is searching: Wang Lao Hu harms three sages with one trick.
Wang Lao Hu could never have dreamed that, although he didn't have more than 10 million fans when he was alive, a hot meme and some news would make him an overnight sensation.
At the same time, marketing accounts that took advantage of the situation also began their magical changes.
"Look, this man is the owner of a funeral home. He helped the police solve three cases with just a few clicks."
"Some netizens revealed that Brother Sangzang was a detective when he was young!"
《Latest news, if you are followed by the funeral brother, please put on the vest in time, you will not be alone on the road to the underworld.》
"New rules for strange stories: You must post a video every day and try to escape the attention of the funeral brother. Note: You can try to modify your personal information. "
《……》
Various news and information swept the entire Internet, and Zhang Fan's three-birds-with-one-stone event quickly dominated the hot search list.
Thanks to the unremitting efforts of marketing accounts and netizens, Zhang Fan's comment section suddenly became filled with a perverse trend.
[Trainee]: The name has been changed, I’m leaving with my brother!
[Boss of Changhong Funeral Home]: Come on, come on, let me challenge your authority!
[Fushi Mountain]: Sacrifice your life, let’s go, the funeral brother will pay attention to it!
【Huh? You've grown up.】
[The ten-layer vest is ready, begging for attention! ]
[You guys are pretty brave...]
【……】
…
At the same time, in a private room of a hotel.
After greeting the boss, Zhang Fan and the other two began the funeral procession for Brother Liulang.
After the ceremony, the three of them started eating.
Of course, funeral wine is indispensable at a funeral banquet.
As they drank and exchanged cups, the three of them began to chat.
"Boss, I just went to the bathroom and checked my phone. You're furious now."
"I looked at the statistics of netizens and found that your attention has helped the police solve 6 cases."
"Your attention is too weird. Our Changhong Funeral Company is really famous now. I guess young people in South City will come to us for help in the future."
Wang Kai couldn't help but sigh.
"What can a young man do?" Zhang Fan shook his head slightly and raised his eyebrows. "Who said there were six cases? There is one more, but I just didn't give you up."
"Me? Are you kidding me? I, Wang Kai, have behaved myself well for so many years... Oh, you're talking about that."
Wang Kai suddenly remembered something and raised his glass, saying, "No more talking. From now on, the governor and I will not live together in the same sky!"
Zhao Yong raised his glass and complained, "I just saw a video where someone actually held a funeral for a puppy. These days... there are too many wealthy people."
"What kind of rich guy is this? Isn't this just stupid?"
Wang Kai pouted and shook his head, saying, "If a dog person holds a funeral and doesn't handle one thing well, there will be no chance of reincarnation."
"Hmm..." Zhao Yong nodded and said hesitantly, "I have heard my grandfather mention this before, but I forgot the specific reason."
"You don't even know this, and you're a paper-making artist from your family."
Hearing this, Wang Kai began to show off:
"Dogs carry bad luck and some evil spirits. Their bodies must be exposed to sunlight to completely dispel them. Haven't you noticed that when dogs are about to die, most of them will run away from home?"
"No one teaches this. It's innate and guided by the soul."
“Ah~”
Zhao Yong suddenly realized and was about to say something when there was a knock on the door.
“Knock, knock.”
Without waiting for the three to speak, the visitor pushed the door open and walked in.
It was none other than master and apprentice Liu Jun and Li Shaohui.
As they had not eaten lunch, and as they had solved a series of major cases recently, the master and his disciple came out to celebrate.
Unexpectedly, I heard a familiar voice next door. When I opened the door, it was Zhang Fan and his employees.
"Brother Zhang Fan, what a coincidence! Fate is really hard to explain. I was able to solve the case this time. Thank you for your help!"
As soon as they met, Liu Jun expressed his gratitude.
Zhang Fan nodded politely, and then suddenly said:
"Now that you're here, kneel down and kowtow before you leave."
"ah?"
After these words were spoken, Master Liu Jun and his apprentice were stunned on the spot.
In this short moment, the expressions of the two people changed rapidly.
A man’s knees are made of gold!
Kneel before God and parents...
Although you helped me solve several big cases.
But what you said... is a bit insulting, isn't it?
Wait...you still want me to kowtow!
Too much! Too much.
"Master...Master?"
Li Shaohui looked at Liu Jun helplessly and asked for help: "Should we kneel?"
"Forehead……"
Liu Jun took a deep breath and gritted his teeth. Just as he was about to refuse, Zhang Fan's voice rang out again.
"Brother, did you two misunderstand? I said to pay my respects to Brother Wanderer."
As he spoke, Zhang Fan glanced at the portrait of Liulangge.
"Oh, ah, you are talking about him..."
Liu Jun touched his nose awkwardly and asked in confusion: "I give it to him? Is this reasonable?"
"Reasonable."
At this time, Zhao Yong explained:
"Brother Liu Liu has no relatives or friends, and you were the first to find him. Anyone who can come to the funeral can be considered his peer."
Wang Kai added: "The younger generation kowtows four times and the same generation kowtows once and bows four times. This is a matter of accumulating virtue."
"I see... I learned that."
Liu Jun suddenly realized and gestured to Li Shaohui: "Quick, bow."
Under the guidance of Zhao Yong, the master and disciple performed a funeral for the deceased, and then joined the funeral at Zhang Fan's invitation.
After three rounds of drinks, Liu Jun began to express his true feelings.
He held Zhang Fan's hand, his face solemn, and said:
"Brother Zhang Fan, I doubted you at first, but now I don't. You are just weird. You are too weird. You have destroyed my faith of more than 20 years. However, I still have to thank you for helping me solve so many cases."
"I estimated that my master and I have earned about 30,000 yuan in bonuses this month. I will make the decision to invest all this money in Changhong Funerals."
"If nothing else, I just hope that you can pay less attention to those innocent people and pay more attention to the criminals. I, Liu Jun, have hated these people the most since I was a child!"
"There is one more thing. It's hard for us to find evidence about the Yunhushan Pharmaceutical Factory. Can you help us?"
After Liu Jun finished speaking, Zhang Fan didn't know how to respond.
After a moment of silence, Zhang Fan said:
"I can't really help you with the pharmaceutical factory issue you mentioned. Maybe I paid attention to it at the right time, but it's not my fault."
"As for the money, I can't take it no matter what I say."
"Brother Zhang Fan, you..."
Liu Jun wanted to continue speaking, but Wang Kai stepped out to smooth things over:
"Come on, come on, let's toast to Brother Liulang. I hope he can have a long and happy journey down there."
"Okay..."
“…”
In a flash, an hour passed.
Brother Liulang’s funeral banquet is over.
After everyone said goodbye, Zhang Fan staggered back home.
He wasn't drunk, he was just a little excited.
After returning home, Zhang Fan opened a bottle of Coke to sober up, and then lay on the bed playing with his phone.
Including the orders from Xiaozhuang and Liulangge, his savings already amount to more than 400,000 yuan.
The rent will be due in two days, and it’s time to consider buying a house.
The number of followers of his short video account has reached 9.5 million.
For him, breaking through 10 million is only a matter of time.
The message list was also full of 99+, but this time, Zhang Fan carefully clicked on the comment section.
However, the content of the comments section surprised him.
They are all asking for attention, things like revenge plan, Golden Immortal, and diary of becoming a god are all here.
Looking at the various activities performed by the netizens, Zhang Fan smiled slightly.
"Although it's all the system's fault, it's you who ruined my reputation. I'm really not drunk today. If I were drunk, I'd light it up for you all."
After making a joke, Zhang Fan silently opened a poverty alleviation software.
It has always been Zhang Fan’s wish to sponsor poor children.
Because he was an orphan in both his lives, he grew up relying on the support of kind-hearted people.
I didn’t have money before, but now I have some money, so I decided to support it.
It’s not a lot, just five thousand yuan, it’s a small token of my appreciation.
After doing all this, Zhang Fan opened the Douying APP again.
At this point in time, it’s a good time to appreciate the patina video.
Sure enough, in more than ten minutes, Zhang Fan got a lot.
However, the capabilities of big data are still online.
As soon as he donated some money to the mountainous area, the platform began to push some videos of children in the mountainous areas to him by default.
The purpose may be to get him to donate more.
Soon, a video caught Zhang Fan's attention.
In the video, a man is holding a little boy with tattered clothes, smiling at the camera with a look of relief on his face:
"Family, the child has been found. I was scared to death!"
"This kid is really lucky. He's only four years old, and he didn't starve to death after running in the mountains for three days. I'll break his legs when he gets back!"
"Me and his uncle... hey... this naughty kid... what if... right... anyway, thank you so much!"
The man was dressed simply and his voice and appearance were also simple.
After watching this video, Zhang Fan's mouth curled up slightly: "This naughty kid is lucky."
Just as he was about to row away, the system's voice rang in his mind:
【Traveling** for five years, accurate customers, recommended to the host to pay attention! 】
【Traveling** for three years, accurate customers, recommended to the host to pay attention! 】
[Traveling for seven years, accurate customers, recommended to the host to pay attention! ]
“Ding! Ding! Ding!”
Three prompt tones rang out in succession, and Zhang Fan was stunned for a moment.
There are only two people in the video, and the system beeps three times?
What the hell are you doing?
Wait...isn’t this naughty kid only four years old?
Where did the seven years come from?
Could it be that...
“What the hell?!”
Thinking of this, Zhang Fan sat up suddenly.
A huge question mark popped up in his mind, and the drunkenness instantly faded a little.
He rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
When I looked at my phone again, my heart skipped a beat.
"Fuck, why are there three people standing behind me?!"
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