Chapter 65 My God, I want to acquire Changhong Funeral, the movie is a big hit



When Zhang Fan's face was clearly seen, a mysterious rhythm suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room.

[Ji, you played a prank on the funeral brother, so I think you should be given some attention, right? ]

[Hello, Changhong Funeral Store is celebrating its anniversary. Book in advance to enjoy a 30% discount! ]

[The screen has been recorded. See you in the news. ]

[I heard that this is a very powerful director, so he should be planning his own ending.]

[I laughed so hard that my nose burst. The world is so big, yet so small! ]

【……】

After getting off the car, Zhang Fan learned the whole story from Wang Kai.

After realizing that this was a prank, Zhang Fan was speechless.

After the host recognized Zhang Fan, he immediately lost the ability to speak.

He struggled for a long time with his face flushed, and finally managed to utter: "Brother Sangzang...how about...you...you pay attention to our director's private account?"

"I'm not in the mood right now. If I get a chance, I won't hesitate to give it a follow. You guys should have a limit when doing prank shows."

"Please help clean up the floor. I don't want this pineapple phone anymore."

After leaving a few words, Zhang Fan turned around and got into the car.

"You are lucky."

Wang Kai joked, then dragged Zhao Yong towards the car door.

Seeing this scene, the prank crew felt relieved temporarily.

He felt as if he had been pardoned and secretly rejoiced. He quickly made way for Zhang Fan and others to let the car pass.

However, the viewers in the live broadcast room waited in vain, and their emotions fluctuated:

[That's it? It was all in vain. Funeral Brother is nothing more than this. ]

【? At this time, there are still people who think that funeral goga people need attention? 】

[Please refer to the Will-O-Wisp Boy and the Overpriced Instant Noodles. The Funeral Brother will never give up a single grudge. There will definitely be a sequel to this matter! ]

[Didn’t you hear what Brother Sangzang said? Pay attention to it when you see it. This director spent so much money on publicity, how could Brother Sangzang not see it? ]

【……】

"Um... Dear viewers, due to special reasons, this live broadcast has come to an end. The next broadcast time is to be determined. Goodbye!"

Director Matsuda Tetsuo was still in a daze when the assistant director immediately called a halt.

This puzzled him, and he asked in a lame tone, "Hu Sang, I spent so much money to get the review done. Let's run it once to see the effect. Why did you stop suddenly? Wasn't the popularity just now very good?"

"You, what do you mean?"

Deputy Director Hu had just recovered from his shock and explained, "Director, you don't know that the passerby we just played a prank on was a funeral man."

"Sangzang brother? Is he also an internet celebrity? Then isn't this a mutually beneficial and win-win situation? Why should he shut down the live broadcast?" Matsuda Tengying asked puzzledly.

"Director, you don't know that this funeral brother is not an ordinary funeral brother. He is a little weird..."

"Weird, how weird is it? Is it weirder than makeup?"

Director Hu Fuji shook his head and told him all the details of Zhang Fan's deeds.

"He... one follower... he... one follower. Anyway, everyone he follows is dead. If he doesn't stop broadcasting, we'll have to eat tomorrow."

"Oh, I see. It's really a bit weird."

Matsuda Tengying probably understood half of it and nodded thoughtfully.

After a moment of silence, he said:

"You have an old saying, 'He who eats the food is a hero.' My new movie happens to be a suspense film. Why don't I buy this small funeral shop and not let him pay attention to it? It will be a good opportunity to promote my new movie. It will definitely be a big hit!"

Deputy Director Hu felt like he was about to eat a feast from Matsuda Tengying's poor tone, so he quickly waved his hand and said:

"Director, you can't do that. All the people he's following have already died, and you still want to buy them out. This is too dangerous. The whole crew might die!"

"The whole crew is ga? Did you mean baga or souga?"

Matsuda Kato was a little puzzled and shook his head:

"I don't care. I want to buy Changhong Funeral Home."

"director……"

"Alright! Let's stop here for today's discussion."

Deputy Director Hu wanted to dissuade him, but was interrupted by Matsuda Kato:

"You, the assistant director, and I, the big director, paper man, and investor, have the final say!"

Hearing this, Deputy Director Hu was also a little unhappy. He immediately threw down his work badge and said angrily:

"Okay, you're awesome, I won't do it anymore, Shabi!"

After saying this, Deputy Director Hu left the factory angrily.

If you want to do something, do it by yourself, don't drag me into it.

"snort!"

Looking at the back of Deputy Director Hu leaving, Matsuda Tengying snorted coldly and said disdainfully:

"If you don't do it, there are plenty of people who will. For things like acquisitions, you still have to find an expert!"

Chuan Chuan shop.

When Zhang Fan and the other two arrived, it was not yet time for lunch, but the boss had already prepared everything, so the three of them did not miss the meal.

The three of them were so hungry that they started to eat voraciously.

"Phew, it's really delicious, but it's too spicy!"

"Boss, if it's up to you, you should just pay attention to that person. You've already said it, it's not like you have to pay attention to him."

"That's right. He played a prank on us, so why can't we play a prank on him?"

"Eat, eat. You can't add orders just by paying attention. Eat early and go back to rest. Prepare well for tomorrow. The day after tomorrow will be Uncle Wang's funeral."

"Okay, boss, give me a bottle of iced Coke!"

“…”

After a quick meal, Zhang Fan was already full.

Seeing that Zhao Yong and Wang Kai were still not satisfied, Zhang Fan decided to watch some short videos and wait for them.

"I haven't even looked at it since last night."

After opening the APP, Zhang Fan first took a look at his background data.

The number of fans has exceeded 10 million.

If it were before, he would definitely be eager to find a way to cash in.

But now, the system can give you one million at any time and increase your lifespan. Who would want to be an internet celebrity, except for female ones?

After looking at the backstage, Zhang Fan started watching videos.

After watching more than a dozen videos, a promotional video caught Zhang Fan's attention.

[The super suspense film "Self-Destruction" created by the famous director Matsuda Tengying at a cost of 10 billion will be released in theaters in the middle of next month. Next, let's listen to the creative inspiration of Director Matsuda. 】

"One hundred million?"

Just hearing this huge number, Zhang Fan became interested.

If you told me that a science fiction film cost 10 billion yuan, I might believe it.

Can 10 billion be spent on a suspense film?

Out of curiosity, Zhang Fan continued reading.

"Hello everyone, I know you are looking forward to my new movie. I believe you have seen the trailer. As for how I completed this movie "Self-Destruction", you will see it soon. I will tell you more..."

Zhang Fan understood instantly from the fat and big-eared appearance and the awkward tone of voice.

It turns out that his 10 billion is not the same as my own 10 billion, but it is still a lot.

At this moment, a system prompt sounded in Zhang Fan's mind.

[109 times of false advertising, 200 times of using hidden rules on subordinates, 67 times of illegal fundraising, 12 times of forgetting principles for the sake of profit, 2 times of abandoning wife and children, 18 times of coming out.]

"Good fellow, what a scumbag!"

Zhang Fan secretly sighed in his heart and waited for the system to announce the probability.

However, after a long while, the system did not prompt.

This made him a little confused, and he wondered: "What's the situation? What's the probability? What's the mortality rate? What's the cause of death?"

【God has his own way, and those who do evil will eventually perish. 】

[That’s all I have to say. Please use your discretion. ]

【Wrong selection, system crash. 】

"?"

A question mark suddenly popped up in Zhang Fan’s mind.

Dog system, threatening me?

You let me decide for myself, but what the hell am I going to do?

"Forget it, we can't let the system crash."

After a slight hesitation, Zhang Fan clicked the follow button without hesitation.

And left a message:

"Director, I like your movie very much and I am looking forward to it. I also like you as a person. However, I hope you can also learn more about our culture, such as funeral culture. There are many details in it. For the anniversary celebration of our store, we are offering a one-stop funeral service. Come and learn more about it!"

After posting the comment, Zhang Fan continued to watch other videos before Zhao Yong and the other person finished eating.

However, Zhang Fan’s attention will definitely cause a huge wave on the Internet.

Just five minutes later, netizens got the news from various channels and rushed to the video one after another.

【Support! 】

[It's going to be a disaster. It looks like we're not going to solve the case this time! ]

The fans first turned to Zhang Fan’s comments, liked and commented on them, and then started to make trouble in the comment section.

[Hey, you, ga ga ga! ]

[Strictly investigate the three generations of the above, funeral brother, pay attention to the above as well! 】

[Damn it, I just came out of the prank live broadcast room and I'm already paying attention to it? ]

[You may not know this yet, but this director just played a prank on the funeral guy and the actor was almost carried away! ]

[Is this true? Damn, I want to see it! ]

【Look at my homepage, I laughed to death! 】

[Humph, you want to make money from us? You sell a ticket for 200, why don't you just go and grab it? ]

[Film photos show that we are looking forward to the large-scale autobiographical film: "Self-Destruction"]

【……】

In just twenty minutes, the number of comments on this promotional video exceeded 100,000 and the number of views exceeded 2 million.

Although the number of likes was a bit small, Matsuda Tengying, who was sitting in front of the mobile phone screen, clearly felt the background data soaring.

Moreover, the climbing speed is very fast, so fast that it seems normal!

Of course, this is a good thing for him.

"I told you, after investing 200,000 Doujia, how could it not be popular?"

"It seems that my movie 'Self-Destruction' is bound to be a big hit, and there is a chance that it will break the box office record."

"No, we have to find an expert as soon as possible to complete the acquisition of Changhong Funerals. Then we can add fuel to the fire and break the box office record!"

Excited, Matsuda Tengying immediately assigned a task to his assistant.

One million authority, just to acquire a funeral home.

I guess no store would refuse such a heaven-sent gift, right?


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