Chapter 67 I would like to invite you two to play the role of the cigarette dealer



The show had just started and two passers-by appeared.

The key point is that these two people were riding shared bicycles.

The program faked a traffic accident scene for shared bicycles and even killed people, which made netizens question the authenticity of the program.

[There are people who appear right after the show starts. Are they actors? He is indeed a great director. 】

[Director, I advise you not to be too outrageous! You even messed with shared bicycles! ]

[I see these two passers-by are listless, as if they just directed something, so they should be easy to fool. ]

[Don't waste your data, this little guy can't read, just wait and see him. 】

[That’s right, maybe these two people are the Black and White Impermanence, coming to take your life.]

[What are you kidding? You can only be fooled by this if you grew up drinking fake alcohol and smoking fake cigarettes.]

[Look, look, people are coming! ]

【……】

Soon, the shared bicycle was less than five meters below the window.

"Exon!"

Following Matsuda Tengying's order, actor number one leaped out of the window.

Under the window sill, the two brothers had finally endured a day and two nights of hunger and fatigue, and they were terrified. They were about to go in and have a good sleep.

But suddenly, something fell from above my head.

It hit right in front of the two of them, and the front wheel of the shared bicycle was almost bent.

All of a sudden, the two of them became alert.

When I looked closely, it turned out to be a person!

"Brother Dazhuang, what's going on?"

“I don’t know…”

The two brothers were stunned for a moment, and then began to look around.

Fortunately, the director team hid well and only attached a small high-definition camera on the windowsill, so they were not discovered by the two.

"It shouldn't be a scam, right? Go up and see if he's still breathing."

After hesitating for a moment, the two hurriedly got out of the car to check the situation.

This time, the actor disguised himself very well.

He held his breath for five minutes and successfully deceived the two brothers.

"Maybe I met a ruthless person..."

"Dumping a body in broad daylight... so cruel? Should we call the police?"

"Report your ass. Wouldn't it be a death wish for us to report it to the police with our identities?"

"But... a murder happened in broad daylight. The investigators will definitely patrol this area. Won't we still be in trouble?"

"Let me think about it..."

Da Zhuang touched his chin and said hesitantly, "If we are discovered, someone will definitely come to investigate, but now the security outside is already tight, and we can't run away."

"What should I do?"

Da Zhuang gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "There is no other way. Let's just treat it as a favor and dispose of the body! Delay for a while, and then we can find a way to escape at night!"

After discussion, the two have made a decision.

However, their conversation was heard clearly by netizens in the live broadcast room.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was a bit weird, and netizens made various speculations.

[What's going on? Is this a real problem? ]

[Could it be that someone watched yesterday's live broadcast and imitated the funeral brother? ]

[I think it's possible. After all, anyone with a cell phone has seen the live broadcast recording yesterday.]

[But, from the tone of voice these two people use, it doesn't sound like they are acting? ]

[You don’t understand this. When it comes to this, everyone is the best actor. Let’s see how the director responds! ]

[Hahaha, do I need to guess? He is definitely imitating the funeral brother! ]

【……】

In the live broadcast, the two brothers, one at the head and one at the tail, had carefully lifted up Actor No. 1 and were preparing to find a secret place to hide him.

However, the actor couldn't bear it anymore and took two deep breaths.

This detail was unfortunately caught by Xiao Chu. He looked down with some confusion and said, "Brother Da Zhuang, this corpse... seems different from the ones I carried before. Why do I feel like he's still breathing?"

"I feel that, too."

Da Zhuang frowned and said in a deep voice: "Maybe he is not dead yet, so we can't let him out..."

"That?"

"If you don't do it, you'll do it forever!"

Da Zhuang made a gesture, and Xiao Chu understood it instantly, nodded and said, "It's the only way!"

Then, the two of them dropped the body tacitly, quickly took off their shirts, and then looked around vigilantly, intending to strangle him directly.

The two spoke very softly this time, and the netizens could not hear it very clearly, but when they saw this scene, they instantly lost their composure.

[What are you doing? What are you two doing? ]

[You can still play like this? Damn, you are so brave, in broad daylight! ]

[Nima, my eyes, my eyes! ]

[I am dying of laughter. Director, have you paid me this money? ]

【Wrong, the director has already tried it. 】

【……】

After making sure that there was no one around, the two brothers immediately took action.

Xiao Chu tied the actor's feet, while Da Zhuang directly strangled his neck.

This time the actor was very dedicated. Although he heard the discussion between the two, the director team just told him that someone was imitating the funeral brother, so he did not move.

But isn’t this force a bit too much?

“Ahem!”

Finally, the actor couldn't stand the pressure anymore, started coughing, and slapped Da Zhuang's shoulder hard.

“Let go…let go…I can’t take it anymore…uh…it’s over, it’s over! Click!”

At this moment, actor number two received an order and rushed out from the corner:

"Someone's been murdered! Someone's been hit to death!"

"Damn it, I've been discovered!"

There was a ruthless look in Dazhuang's eyes. He looked at Xiaochu, then quickly ran away and ran towards the second actor.

“Ka-ka-ka~”

Actor number one managed to save his life and took deep breaths.

Seeing this scene, actor number two was a little confused.

Before he could react, the two brothers rushed in front of him.

Without saying anything, just knock him down!

What followed was a brutal beating, with each move targeting the vital points!

"Uh! Ah! What are you two doing? Killing someone to silence him?"

"It's just a play, it's not too far off, don't go too far!"

"What a bullshit, just shut up!"

"Ah! Ugh~"

“…”

As things developed to this point, the viewers in the live broadcast room gradually realized the seriousness of the problem and quickly sent out comments to stop it.

[Hurry, this time we've met a real villain. If we don't stop him, someone will die! ]

[Fuck? ...This can't be a real murderer! ]

[Are these two brothers too immersed in the play? ]

[This actor, why is he still not running? How much money do you deserve to work so hard?! ]

[Where is the director team? Is there no one in the director team? Stop them now! ]

【……】

"Haha, the same thing again? It seems like everyone really enjoys the show."

Matsuda Tengying smiled, then went downstairs carrying the Pineapple cell phone and two packs of cigarettes.

Although it was a show, he didn't want to make a big deal out of it.

Under the window sill, actor number one’s feet were tied up. Seeing his partner being beaten, he could only yell, “Two big brothers, stop beating us! This is a prank, a prank show!”

"Just kidding, it's all fake!"

"Prank?"

Hearing the sound, the two brothers stopped what they were doing and looked at each other.

It’s better to have less trouble than more…Since it’s a prank, forget it.

If things get out of hand, it will be difficult to resolve.

Today's incident should not be enough to alert the police.

It’s not too late to withdraw now!

"Be more careful next time!"

After leaving a word, the two brothers prepared to run away.

However, at this moment, the famous director Matsuda Tetsuo appeared on the scene.

As soon as he walked out of the door, he stopped the two of them: "My two friends, don't leave in such a hurry!"

"Congratulations on becoming the lucky passerby of our show. You performed very well. On behalf of the program team, I will give you a pineapple mobile phone and two packs of cigarettes."

As he spoke, Matsuda Tengying ran two steps, came up to the two of them, held up his phone and said:

"Everything that just happened was a prank. Look, I'm still recording it. Once it's uploaded to the Internet, you two might become famous."

Camera?

And posted it online?

After hearing these two times, the two brothers suddenly looked panicked and quickly covered their cheeks with their hands.

"Give me the phone!"

"This phone was originally meant for you to take away, and so are the cigarettes!"

Matsuda Tengying smiled, stuffed the pineapple phone and cigarettes into Xiaochu's arms, and praised:

"I really appreciate your improvisation just now. Would you like to consider my new movie? There are two fake cigarette dealers in it, which are perfect for you to play."

"Fake...fake cigarette dealer?"

After these words were spoken, the two brothers were stunned and couldn't help but look at the cigarettes in their arms.

"Brother Dazhuang, this mark... ours, this cigarette... does this fat guy know something?"

"Oh shit!"

The two looked at each other, and then looked at Matsuda Tengying at the same time, with cruelty in their eyes.

Send us counterfeit mobile phones.

They also gave us fake cigarettes, and they were fake cigarettes we produced ourselves!

Forget it, just assume you bought it by accident.

You want us to act as fake cigarette dealers for you?

Do we really need to put on a show?

Who are you implying?

What are you implying?

Record a video for us and upload it to the internet!

Are you afraid that we won't be caught?

"Just beat him to death!"


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