Although Uncle Zhuang has a bad temper, he is also a straightforward person.
He immediately agreed with Brother Hu's idea of "making up for his crime by making amends", and when his temper got angry, he insisted on getting Brother Hu to drink a couple of glasses, until Brother Hu took out cephalexin, and then he escaped from Uncle Zhuang's hands.
After leaving Xiaozhuang's house, Brother Hu and others used their "unique" methods to start looking for the whereabouts of Zhu Zhuan's house.
…
At the funeral home, Zhang Fan watched some short videos, then prepared for Zhu Zhuan's funeral together with Zhao Yong and Wang Kai.
We were busy until noon and the preliminary preparations were almost completed.
The three of them found a noodle shop nearby and each had a bowl of knife-cut noodles.
At the dinner table, Wang Kai heard that the venue had broken the contract and couldn't help but complain:
"This venue has absolutely no professional ethics. They don't even worry about a fire in the backyard."
"Boss, if you ask me, you should follow him since you have his video account!"
Zhao Yong said while eating:
"I've said so much, haven't you figured it out? The boss's attention won't affect anything."
"I just confirmed that Mr. Wang's funeral must be held tomorrow morning, but I just contacted another family. If it's not necessary, we won't change it."
Wang Kai shook his head and said, "I've heard so much, and you still don't see it? Everything happens for a reason, it's just a coincidence. They always say it's a coincidence, but they don't know where the coincidence is."
"I will be the lead actor in Uncle Wang's show tomorrow. Let's see who dares to stop me. I will replace him with another actor."
Zhao Yong took two bites of rice and said with a smile, "Stop bragging."
"Who is bragging? You and I are not on the same side. I just don't want to start a war." Wang Kai curled his lips.
"Are we going all the way, you..."
"Let's eat. We'll talk about this tomorrow."
Zhang Fan interrupted them and the two of them said no more.
After dinner, the three returned to the funeral home.
After a short rest, the three of them found something to do.
Zhang Fan has two orders on hand, one from Brother Hu which is a quasi-order, and another one which is in development, so he is not in a hurry to find one.
…
Inside a hotel.
Zhu Zhuanjia successfully spent a thrilling morning.
It was already one o'clock in the afternoon. He had not eaten much in the morning and was very hungry.
Unfortunately, this restaurant cancelled the sale of instant noodles on the grounds that "experts say eating instant noodles is bad for your health."
In this situation, let alone going to a restaurant or ordering takeout, he is afraid of food poisoning even if there is a bowl of rice in front of him.
At present, the safest way is probably to buy some fast food or snacks.
After hesitating for a moment, Zhu Zhuan made a very bold decision.
He decided to go downstairs to find a supermarket and buy some ham instant noodles.
Although he was not starving to death yet, he was afraid that something unclean would happen at night.
After all, Xiaozhuang had already been targeting me this morning!
"call……"
After taking a few deep breaths, Zhu Zhuanjia walked towards the door cautiously.
However, the moment he opened the door, the scene before him almost frightened him to death.
He saw two strangely dressed men outside the door, with their backs to him.
How weird is it?
One of them is pure black, the other is pure white.
One holds a soul-catching rope, and the other holds a mourning stick!
Everyone has a long hat on his head!
"ah,…"
Seeing this scene, Zhu Zhuan's heart suddenly shook, his pupils shrank, and his heart beat wildly.
He quickly covered his mouth, not daring to make any sound.
However, the two figures at the door had already noticed something unusual.
They turned sideways and looked back.
A tongue more than half a meter long and a spooky and scary makeup.
Fortune comes at first sight, and the world will be at peace.
The four big words on the hat are clearly exposed!
Who else could this be if not the Black and White Impermanence? !
Just by looking at the profiles of the two men, Zhu Zhuanjia was already trembling all over and breaking out in cold sweats!
"Bang!"
He slammed the door, limped to the bedroom, and dived into the bed.
So horrible!
I just ran into Xiaozhuang this morning, and now.
The Black and White Impermanence... have come to take souls!
They’re blocking the door!
Brother Funeral...Aren't you too cruel?!
I heard that the ghost messengers only take action at night.
Could it be that... I will never see the sun tomorrow? !
"It's over, I'm done!"
Outside the door.
Black and White Impermanence showed a guilty look.
"Let me tell you, there's no need to put on full makeup until the actual photo shoot."
"Really? I have to be more careful next time. If I have a heart attack, it would be a disaster."
"Knock on the door. Don't keep Director Ma waiting anxiously."
“Boom boom boom…”
After knocking on the door, the two greeted each other politely and then entered the hotel smoothly.
These two people are none other than the two who played the Black and White Impermanence in Ma Tiangong's crew.
I came here today to rehearse my lines with the actor who plays the Heavenly Master, 'Master Song', in advance to prepare for tomorrow's filming.
"Oh, your costumes are really realistic. If you go out at night, you will scare a lot of people."
Seeing their makeup, Ma Tiangong was very satisfied and praised them on the spot.
"hey-hey."
Lao Hei and Lao Bai smiled awkwardly and said in unison:
"Director Ma also knows that we have been playing the roles of the Black and White Impermanence online and doing live broadcasts of the underworld for some time."
"Yes, sometimes I feel that I have completely integrated into this role. Last time I had a nightmare, I even dreamed of the King of Hell."
Ma Tiangong nodded with satisfaction, looked at Taoist Song and introduced: "Okay, I have confidence in you two. No wonder they all said that the audition was good. This is Taoist Hong Qiang. You guys should rehearse your scenes in advance. Now the stage has been set up. We will have our first shoot tomorrow morning."
"Hello, Taoist Master Song..."
“…”
Under the guidance of Director Ma, the three of them practiced until after ten o'clock in the evening.
It was almost eleven o'clock when Lao Hei and Lao Bai left the hotel.
Because of their outstanding performance, Ma Tiangong increased their pay by 50,000 yuan on the spot.
This made the two of them extremely excited. They immediately picked a night market and after a delicious meal, they returned home satisfied.
At this time, it was already late at night.
As usual, the two turned on the eerie green light and started the live broadcast of the underworld.
[The Seventh and Eighth Lords have arrived, come and pay your respects to them! ]
【……】
At the same time.
Zhang Fan lay at home feeling a little depressed, unable to fall asleep anyway.
There were a lot of customers in the store this afternoon. He and his employees were busy all afternoon but didn't make a single deal.
These guests were so weird and funny, as if someone had deliberately instructed them to cause trouble.
First, two young men came and bought a lot of paper money for the dead, in bundles.
After about ten minutes, the two came back again, messed up the paper money, and said they wanted to return it.
And the reason they gave was that they couldn’t deposit the money into the bank!
Upon hearing this reason, Wang Kai became angry and claimed that he would help them deposit the money in Tiandi Bank.
But at this moment, two college students walked in and Wang Kai had to give up.
These two college students were even more bizarre. They said they wanted to hold a funeral for their ancestors.
But there is a prerequisite, Zhang Fan and the other two must find the grave of his ancestors!
Zhao Yong agreed, paid the money first, and the two ran away.
One afternoon, one wave after another, I hardly heard any.
Everyone who comes here is looking for trouble.
After a few times, Zhang Fan and the other two became numb.
There's absolutely no need to get angry about this kind of thing.
They choose to make jokes about funerals, and they do so at their own risk.
As for who was giving the instructions behind the scenes, Zhang Fan was not curious. Perhaps he had some hidden card and was fearless.
However, the most bizarre guy among them gave Zhang Fan some inspiration.
He claimed to be a student of history, and said that he admired the First Emperor very much and wanted Zhang Fan to hold a ceremony for Emperor Zulong.
This sentence in the afternoon left the three of them speechless.
But when he thought about it now, Zhang Fan's eyes lit up.
It should be because the system's golden finger can read the memories of the dead.
If this could be done for Zulong...how much would he need to know?
Perhaps, the mystery that has puzzled experts for many years has been solved in this way.
"Hiss... this idea doesn't seem to be a bad idea..."
Thinking of this, Zhang Fan became even more unable to sleep.
So he took out his mobile phone and started watching short videos.
Killing time is secondary, finding clients is the main purpose.
After browsing for about ten minutes, Zhang Fan accidentally broke into a very strange live broadcast room.
The lighting in the video is very strange, dark green, flickering.
Of course, the strangest thing is the two anchors in the live broadcast room.
They were dressed in their best clothes, and they were the Black and White Impermanence!
(Happy birthday to myself, and thank you all for reading!)