After a brief silence, netizens launched a crazy denunciation of Brother Tian.
[You are such a conscienceless person. Not only do you sell fake plastic bags and power banks, but you also sell fake health products for the elderly? ]
[I will take my whole family to get checked right now, just wait for me! ]
[Is it right that if it's fake, you should pay ten times the price? I'll take one hundred orders first.]
[If you don't understand, can the appraisal result given by Tengu be as accurate as that of Funeral Brother? ]
[Sangzang brother, don't let him go like this, this kind of stuff is too cheap! ]
[I've seen that you're a nobody! Bah!]
[Oh, I finally understand. No wonder your father works in funerals and you sell tools. Are you afraid that your family will have no business? ]
[Damn, brother, you really hit the nail on the head. This way of making money is too shady! ]
【……】
Looking at the insults in the barrage area, Brother Tian was also confused.
It is true that he sells fakes. After all, the price given by the supplier is far from the authentic ones. But when it comes to identification, when has he ever made a fake certificate?
The assistant has always been in charge of the documents, so how come someone who makes fake documents suddenly appeared?
Not only did he make a fake certificate, but what’s more, they even found a Changhong Funeral Service business card on him.
He exposed it to me in front of all the netizens. This bastard is destroying me!
"Family members, I am willing to swear on my family's lives that the items are not genuine and I have never made false certificates!"
"That's all for today. I'll come back once I figure things out!"
[It’s not enough to be filial to yourself, you have to drag the whole family down with you! 】
[You are so shameless. You can sell fake goods without a fake certificate? ]
[What a great Nansheng Group, it's still a listed company, just wait for it to go bankrupt! ]
【……】
Netizens refused to accept Tian Ge's statement, and the abuse became more and more foul.
Brother Tian frowned and reluctantly closed the live broadcast.
After the live broadcast, Tian Ge didn't even look at the brand and walked out without looking back.
The most important thing now is not the problem of fakes, but who can save him.
…
Funeral home.
After Zhang Fan exited the live broadcast, he watched some short videos and filled out some forms.
Just at six o'clock, Liu Jun called and insisted that Zhang Fan attend his celebration party.
His social circle was small to begin with, and he had already promised Liu Jun, and since he had nothing else to do, Zhang Fan agreed.
After greeting the employees, Zhang Fan went to the dinner party.
At half past six, Zhao Yong and others went home one after another, and Zhang Fan also arrived at the hotel as promised.
This banquet was not a reward, but was paid for by Liu Jun himself.
After receiving the bonus, Liu Jun first gave a big red envelope to the general group, and then invited a few familiar colleagues and chose an ordinary Sichuan restaurant.
However, after learning that Zhang Fan was going to participate, Liu Jun immediately changed his mind and switched to a time-honored brand.
In response to this, Liu Jun's colleagues found it weird that Boss Liu was so generous today.
At seven o'clock sharp, Liu Jun's celebration banquet began.
At the dinner table, in addition to master and apprentice Zhang Fan and Liu Jun, there were also cadres from Xiaoshan and some important departments, as well as Liu Jun's old colleagues.
The atmosphere of the banquet was lively, but Zhang Fan was unfamiliar with the crowd, so he spoke very little.
Because they might be sent out on missions at any time, Xiaoshan suggested using tea instead of wine, and everyone readily agreed.
After the food was served, Li Shaohui volunteered and stood up and said:
"Thank you all for coming to my master's celebration banquet today. I raise a glass to wish you all good luck in your future work. Thank you to my master and all the senior brothers for your care and concern for me!"
"Old Liu, your disciple is really sensible, but Xiaohui, don't forget that today is also a celebration for you."
"Old Liu, you are such a hidden genius. I didn't expect you to be a great detective!"
"I'm just a nobody. In fact, I was able to solve the case thanks to Brother Zhang Fan."
Amidst the laughter and joy, Liu Jun patted Zhang Fan on the shoulder and brought the topic to Zhang Fan:
"To outsiders, Brother Zhang Fan may be a little weird, but to me, he is more than just weird. Let me tell you... Zhang Fan's attention never hurts anyone, but is a prediction, and his predictions are very accurate!"
"You know about the counterfeit money case, right? Originally, he was following a painter and a man who tried to sleep in a haunted house."
"Xiaohui and I just took a look with the mentality of giving it a try, and guess what the result was?"
"When I arrived at the place, they were all so frightened that they surrendered right on the spot!"
"This coincidence is nothing, there was also that time..."
Liu Jun became more and more excited as he spoke, and he kept recalling the previous cases.
But at the same time, their minds were on Zhang Fan, so they had no time to listen to his bragging.
Old Hu, who had a good relationship with Liu Jun, interrupted and said, "Alright, alright, I don't have time to listen to you talk about your shitty luck!"
After saying that, he looked at Zhang Fan and said, "Brother Zhang Fan, would you mind telling us how you predicted that something bad would happen to them?"
With Lao Hu taking the lead, colleagues also echoed:
"That's right. Three or five times is a coincidence, but this has happened so many times. The key is that the criminals are caught every time!"
"Actually, I've worked in household registration for so many years, and I knew Zhang Fan was no ordinary person the first time I saw his photo."
"Zhang Fan, do you have any special skills inherited from your ancestors? Do you know a little about fortune-telling or physiognomy?"
“…”
Everyone was talking at once, and Xiao Shan couldn't help but ask, "Comrade Zhang Fan, every time you clicked "follow", what was your reason?"
"this……"
Faced with everyone's questions, Zhang Fan didn't know how to answer for a moment.
If I had known, I wouldn't have come to eat for free. This is no different from being roasted on a fire.
It is impossible to say that you have a system.
But you can't just say nothing.
If I don’t say anything about these wolf-like and ferocious eyes, I’m afraid I’ll be chopped into pieces.
After thinking for a moment, Zhang Fan said, "Actually... I know a little bit about fortune-telling. There is a master in my shop who has inherited the fortune-telling skills from his ancestors. I just learned a little bit."
"fur?"
As soon as these words came out, Old Hu could no longer sit still and immediately said, "You are too modest to say that you have only mastered the basics."
"If you are just a skin deep, then your employees must be very capable. I think you are the master."
"No, no, I'm a boss." Zhang Fan quickly waved his hand to refuse, but Lao Hu followed up and said:
"Brother Zhang Fan, since you are so accurate in fortune-telling...why don't you show it to everyone?"
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone echoed them.
"That's right. I can take advantage of this opportunity today. Let me have a good look at it."
"It's not a waste of time. I have a box of tea in my car that I prepared for my father-in-law. Take it and drink it!"
"If it doesn't work, charging is fine."
“Ahem!”
At this time, Xiao Shan interrupted everyone with a dry cough and frowned, "How many times have I told you to stick to science and resist superstition? You guys don't listen, right?"
"this……"
Everyone was speechless. Xiao Shan took a sip of water and continued, "But now that it's time to get off work, it doesn't matter if we have some fun. Brother Zhang Fan, let me take a look first."
?
After Xiao Shan finished speaking, everyone looked at him in surprise.
science?
Address superstition?
The top leader?
A role model?
Wow, you’re awesome!
"Boss, you're going too far!"
"That's right. We work day and night, and you are playing double standards here?"
“…”
Everyone was talking about it, Zhang Fan interrupted and said:
"There's nothing wrong with what the leader said. We still have to believe in science. Let me show you a brief overview."
"In order not to affect your work, let's look at your marriage. Married people come first, and unmarried people come later."
"Marriage... is also OK."
"Or should I say that Brother Zhang Fan is very considerate."
After arranging the order, Zhang Fan started testing everyone one by one.
He doesn't know how to tell fortunes, but there's no harm in giving a few blessings.
"Brother, you are destined to meet this person, so cherish him!"
"Zhengyuan, if I'm not mistaken, my sister-in-law must be very beautiful."
“…”
"It hasn't been going well in the past six months. If you keep doing the same, you'll find a good partner within two years."
"Quit smoking. This is blocking your marriage. If you quit smoking, you will meet your true love."
“…”
Soon, Zhang Fan saw the last one, Lao Hu.
Just as Zhang Fan was thinking about what words of blessing to use this time, a system prompt sounded in his mind:
[Fought with criminals 97 times, winning rate 100%, frequently stayed up late to work overtime, highly trained, heart fatigue, heart angina and heart tightness 14 times, resisted 14 times, the next incidence rate is 80%, the probability of delayed medication is 100%, the mortality rate is 90%, potential customer, the disease is expected to occur in 35 hours, the host will decide for himself! ]
"hiss……"
Hearing the system's prompt, Zhang Fan frowned immediately.
As soon as Zhang Fan frowned, everyone in the box became anxious.
"Brother Zhang Fan, is Lao Hu okay?"
"Could it be that... Old Hu will never be able to find a wife in this lifetime?"
"Is there anything wrong with his body? I saw him rolling on the ground last time."
After a moment of silence, Zhang Fan smiled and said, "There's nothing serious with his body. As for his marriage, it might be a second marriage."
"Oh, you scared me. It's just a second marriage. I'm already over 40 years old, why would I care about this?"
Hearing this, Lao Hu finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Liu Jun followed up with a joke: "Second marriage, do you think you don't need a dowry for the second marriage? You can't do without one."
"How dare you say that to me, Lao Liu? If I hadn't lent you money, you would have become a live-in son-in-law!"
"Hehe, thank you for your kindness."
“…”
After looking at his face, everyone saw that Zhang Fan didn't want to show off his skills, so they stopped making things difficult for him and started talking about other topics. Zhang Fan also gradually integrated into the dinner party.
At half past ten, Liu Jun's celebration banquet ended in great joy.
Before leaving, Zhang Fan said to Lao Hu in front of everyone: "Brother Hu, please take some time to buy two bottles of quick-acting heart-saving pills tomorrow morning, and then take some time to go to the hospital for a check-up. You must take this seriously."
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone's faces suddenly became solemn.
There must be a reason why Zhang Fan suddenly said this. It seems that Zhang Fan did not tell the truth just now.
No wonder Lao Hu’s health is getting worse day by day, this matter must not be delayed!
After a moment of silence, Xiao Shan said, "Don't worry, I'll give him a day off tomorrow and go check on the task!"
After saying that, he looked at Hu Jun and said, "This is an order."
"Okay, okay." Lao Hu naturally did not dare to object to the physical examination proposed by Zhang Fan. Of course, he knew better than anyone what was wrong with his body, but he just didn't want to delay his work.
The reason why Zhang Fan said it at the end was, firstly, he was afraid of scaring Lao Hu, and secondly, he didn't quite understand it. He just searched it on his mobile phone and found out the name of Quick-Acting Heart-Saving Pills.
Although he is in the funeral business, just by looking at the system prompts, you can tell that Lao Hu is a good person.
Since the medicine can still save the patient, there is no need for me to do this order.
…
As it approached eleven o'clock, everyone gradually left the hotel and went home.
At the same time, in a high-end villa in South City.
Brother Tian couldn’t get through on the phone, so he stayed at home trembling with fear for several hours, and finally waited for his dear old father to come.