Chapter 165 The urn you ordered: We accept payment by death.



Why isn't Master Jiu reacting?

Are you afraid of being labeled as a misogynist after you've messed with someone? (Just kidding.)

[Ninth Master, fly bravely! If something happens, he'll... no, this time we'll take the blame!]

You guys are really good at making jokes.

"It's not like you just say you're going to die like that, it can't happen that quickly."

[I guess this scumbag shouldn't be alive now.]

While netizens were offering their various opinions, opinions were divided.

Yan Jiu spoke up: "Sir, your urn is ready. We accept payment by death."

【Here it comes!】

[Nine Master performed consistently.]

Let's rock together!

How does Master Jiu manage to be both polite and impolite?

Suddenly, I heard a sound.

The drunken man looked toward the source of the sound.

He cursed in a daze.

When I turned around, someone splashed a glass of water on me.

While netizens worried that middle-aged women would be beaten again.

The man, briefly regaining his senses, knelt down, slapping himself repeatedly as he spoke: "I...I didn't mean to hit you! I didn't do it on purpose, I deserve to die, I deserve to be hit!"

The middle-aged woman watched indifferently as the man begged for mercy.

She reached out to pick up her phone.

When you want to leave.

The man below suddenly went berserk: "If you marry me, you're mine, and I can do whatever I want with you!"

He swooped down.

After knocking someone down.

He gripped the other person's neck tightly.

The middle-aged woman's face quickly turned bright red.

She struggled to escape.

But he was held still.

Someone's been killed!?

Does he have dissociative identity disorder?

【Ugh, why isn't he here yet?!】

【This...this is life-saving!】

Does anyone know where they are, and how can we rescue them?

Yan Jiu looked at Lang Zongyi: "Give me a name. The location is Unit 4, 8th Floor, XX Community, XX Street, G City."

Lang Zongyi had no objection.

[Master Jiu is now open for business.]

[Oh my god, why is this person suddenly having convulsions?]

[A strong, sustained tonic contraction of the muscles, opisthotonus of the trunk, cyanosis of the face, the seizure lasting for tens of seconds; the typical EEG during the seizure is bursting polyspikes.]

【Is it time to go?】

[Can you come to my livestream, Master Jiu? I have a scumbag in my family who needs a chat!]

Even though Yan Jiu had countless "criminal records".

When the man's death came unexpectedly, netizens still felt a chill.

Especially those with impure intentions.

They feared being caught by Yan Jiu's radar and falling into a terrifying vortex of death.

Yan Jiu turned off the live stream.

Just as she was about to enjoy her meal.

I noticed that everyone's gazes were quite complicated.

Ma Weiwei's face was full of "another one gone wrong".

The John and Lang couple, who were clueless, were completely bewildered and listened with utter confusion.

But they all tacitly refrained from speaking at that moment.

However.

Viewers in the live stream continued to leave comments.

Therefore, it's better not to get married.

There are advantages to not getting married, and there are advantages to getting married; don't generalize.

[You sounded so serious, but when I opened the account, wow, you're a single dog!]

[So the guy in front of me didn't have a girlfriend?]

[You dare ask me if I have a girlfriend? Well, that depends on whether you can take a beating! (Grinning face)]

[Me, also single: My smile vanished abruptly.]

Please, let's change the subject.

Dinner was in its second half.

Yan Jiu picked up a piece of braised pork knuckle.

Some sharp-eyed netizens noticed it.

Wow, after taking that bite, I'll have to start dieting from the Ming Dynasty!?

Is Ninth Master someone who can eat whatever he wants and not gain weight?

I'm so envious!

What did I say that made me gain weight even from drinking water?

Does Master Jiu sell weight loss pills?

Yes, if they have the Soup of Oblivion, then they definitely need a slimming soup too.

After Yan Jiu finished eating, she realized that the comments in the live stream had veered off to her weight.

She thought about a period in ancient times when plumpness was considered beautiful, and then about the modern era when thinness is considered beautiful.

Yan Jiu thought for a moment and advised, "Modern people's aesthetic sense is often based on subjective initiative..."

Before he could finish speaking...

Another live streamer came to visit.

Instantly.

Netizens are no longer fixated on the issue of weight.

[How come there are still streamers who dare to connect with Master Jiu?]

Didn't you see that one was just killed?

[Although that scumbag deserves to die, we're all human beings after all. Don't joke around with your lives, okay? Quickly stop the live stream!]

What's going on today? So many people are connecting with Master Jiu on live stream. Aren't they afraid of triggering a death sentence?

No, why would I be so desperate as to rush into finding Ga?

[Damn, is there going to be two games today?!]

I dare not even think about it.

Yan Jiu looked at the streamer who was connected with her.

Unlike the previous new user.

This is the streamer.

She is also a pet streamer.

Yan Jiu clicked on the other party's ID.

The system panel is now open for business again: [Ding!]

Target of inspection: Wangwang (a Chinese instant messaging platform)

Note: Premium customer

Mortality rate: 92%,

Time of death: After the 5th metamorphosis.

The host is advised to pay attention immediately!

System: [Is today's livestream a haven for losers? Of course, excluding the host!]

Yan Jiu slowly withdrew her gaze from the system.

Then I clicked "agree".

She didn't notice Lang Zongyi, who was watching her closely, and instead glanced in the direction of the system following her gaze.

Lang Zongyi frowned slightly.

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