Yan Jiu opened a funeral home.
In order to make money and do business, she chose to promote her business through online live streaming.
But to her surprise, on the very first day, the streamer she was following actually died!
In her previous life, Yan Jiu had cultivated her Xuanmen account to the maximum level, but after transmigrating, she could only start from the beginner village.
Unfortunately, Yan Jiu was bound to a funeral system, so she decided to open a funeral home to take a shortcut and indulge in her desire to live a carefree life.
The result was due to a single point of attention.
She became an internet sensation.
He is also known as the Grim Reaper by netizens.
And today.
Yan Jiu started watching the live stream online as usual. Because she could see the mortality rate of each person, she quickly found her target customers.
That was a skydiving broadcaster.
With the system's reminder, Yan Jiu learned that the mortality rate for skydiving streamers is 100%, and they will die after their fourth jump.
Adhering to the principle of putting life first.
Yan Jiu kindly left a comment reminding the streamer: "[It's not a good day for the streamer to fly; our suggestion is that you go home and get some sleep.]"
However, the skydiving streamer continued to do as he pleased.
He completely ignored Yan Jiu's reminder.
Yan Jiu did some quick calculations.
Today marks the streamer's fourth skydive.
He is doomed.
Yan Jiu followed back, then started soliciting business: 【Want to know about our all-in-one funeral service? New store opening, book now and receive a free exquisite urn!】
As expected.
Yan Jiu's follow-up message has just been sent.
This angered the streamer, who openly criticized Yan Jiu in the live stream: "How unlucky! These days, even the funeral industry is so competitive that it has to seek its existence online?"
He completely disregarded Yan Jiu's reminder.
He even excitedly greeted netizens: "Family, see you at the bottom of the cliff!"
As the streamer's condition worsened, Yan Jiu continued typing her comment: "[Grand opening sale! How about buying something from me in advance?]"
Just finished commenting.
Yan Jiu caused a huge uproar online.
It was also attacked across the entire internet.
I'll patronize your business again in 80 years.
[As expected, there are all sorts of birds in a big forest; you're really something else to try and get traffic by going to the extreme live streaming section!]
[Wow, these people are really something; they've even expanded their funeral services online.]
Yan Jiu gave the host a very serious reminder.
Unfortunately, no one believed her.
But it is, after all, a human life.
Undeterred, Yan Jiu requested to join a live stream.
Just connected.
The streamer has already jumped off the cliff.
It was clear that the person couldn't be saved.
Yan Jiu then changed the subject and began introducing the business: "It's an essential industry. As long as humanity survives, our store will not go out of business. We promise to provide meticulous service to our customers, strive for zero negative reviews and zero complaints, and bring customers a warm and homey experience."
Yan Jiu had just finished speaking.
The skydiving streamer has landed.
Netizens immediately got excited.
The anchor has landed safely; you should apologize now.
Yan Jiu did some quick calculations and told the netizens: "I advise you to hurry up and go down, so you can still piece together his whole body while it's still hot, lest he end up weighing less than 5 pounds in the box along with his body."
[You're making it sound so real, who are you trying to scare!]
[Exactly! I'm going to check out the streamer's livestream right now to see if they've landed safely!]
However.
The next second.
A scream that went out of control came from the bottom of the cliff!
A person who was alive and well just a second ago.
In that instant, he was reduced to a pile of mangled flesh!
When the skydiving streamer flew out like a kite with a broken string, the live stream chat was instantly flooded with exclamation marks.
But most netizens are still confused.
[Ahhh, my adrenaline is pumping! The live stream just showed that Brother Biao's main umbrella malfunctioned!]
Is it really over?
[The admin is online, the live stream is probably going to get banned, I think I'm going crazy!]
[@SlowWalkNoFarewellFuneralService, honestly, are you the Grim Reaper? How could you predict this!]
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