Chapter 203: The Old Chinese Medicine Doctor Who Cannot Heal Himself Wins a Consultation in a Lottery



On the way back from Bureau J.

When Yan Jiu had some free time, she started watching short videos.

I don't know why.

Yan Jiu received a notification from the system panel when she saw the first video pushed to her by Douyin.

System panel: [Ding!]

Subject of inspection: Doctors do not heal themselves.

Note: Premium customer

Mortality rate: 99%

Time of death: After the 27th live-streamed medical consultation.

The host is advised to pay attention immediately!

System: [Seriously, it wouldn't be unreasonable for someone this good to be reincarnated as someone who lets others cut in line, right?]

Yan Jiu: "..."

In the video.

What comes into view is a close-up of a pulse pillow.

Then, an elderly traditional Chinese medicine doctor was using a magnifying glass to look through a thick ancient medical book.

The 59-second video ended quickly.

But the comments in the video didn't end there.

I'm a champion of Traditional Chinese Medicine!

Traditional Chinese medicine is a science.

However, I still think Western medicine is more suitable for modern people.

[Traditional Chinese Medicine/Western Medicine: First of all, we haven't offended anyone, so stop trying to glorify us.]

Just treat the symptoms; see whichever doctor you want. There are no absolutes.

The statement "There are no absolutes" is itself absolute.

Okay, let me say this: the fusion of East and West is unbeatable!

[They've already said all the dirty talk, so I just wish everyone who sees this comment good health, freedom from illness, and carefree living!]

Thank you for your kind words!

[Thank you for your kind words! +1]

Yan Jiu didn't read or comment on the comments; she kept her eyes glued to the old Chinese medicine doctor in the video.

The Chen family of the Xuanmen sect rose to prominence through elixirs.

The old Chinese medicine doctor was the previous head of the Chen family.

Because his son committed heinous crimes, he voluntarily resigned from his position as head of the family and opened a pharmacy with his young grandson.

Because the knowledge he received was out of touch with the world today, without Dr. Chen's help, Dr. Chen would not have become a figure of great renown in his later years.

When Yan Jiu divined what heinous things the son of the old Chinese medicine doctor Chen had done.

Dr. Chen started a live broadcast.

His handsome face is one of the keys to his success.

"Good afternoon, everyone. It's time for our monthly consultation again. Grandpa hasn't been feeling well lately, so we'll see three people today. Now, let's start the lucky draw."

Hello, little doctor! We meet again!

[Not feeling well? Let Grandpa rest properly.]

[What do you mean "our grandpa"? That's my grandpa!]

[You're all fighting over Grandpa? Well, then I'll just take Dr. Chen with me, you're welcome.]

【Dr. Chen, I have a friend who suffers from severe back pain. He's a veteran in the field; is there any hope for him?】

What a coincidence! My friend has the same problem. Is there a solution? I'm very worried about my friend's health!

Seeing everyone speaking up for their friends, I'll ask on their behalf too. He keeps coughing at night.

This veteran craftsman really cracked me up!

Dr. Chen smiled but remained silent.

He pointed the camera at himself.

He chuckled and asked, "How's the frequency?"

My friend did it five times.

Five days a week!? Are you okay?

【:) That means five times a day.】

[While twice a week can boost metabolism, I really can't find a reason to do it twice in the morning.]

[You like to reward yourself every now and then, right?]

【!!???】

Your friend is practicing health preservation.

[Take him away, next one.]

【Cistanche deserticola, you know what I mean?】

What are people talking about? I don't understand.

[Shocking! There's an honest guy in this building! Everyone come and bully him! ~doge emoji for protection.jpg]

Dr. Chen simply said, "Abstinence is the best medicine."

After he finished speaking...

Looking at the three netizens who won the prize, one of them even had an ID called "Walk slowly and don't send off the funeral service".

Doctors rarely shy away from discussing these topics; they treat everyone equally, regardless of age, gender, or whether they are alive or dead.

Dr. Chen, without any prejudice, said, "Let's connect with the first person who was selected first."

He pointed the camera at the dozing old man.

He freed his hand and nudged the old man.

When the old Chinese medicine doctor opened his cloudy eyes and looked at the young doctor, he was furious. He raised his old-fashioned pipe with a jade handle and was about to hit the young doctor on the head.

"How could I have given birth to such a thing as you! Look at the awful things you've done!?"

Despite managing to dodge, Dr. Chen still received a knock. He then said fluently, "Grandpa, I am Mo Han."

Old Chinese medicine doctor Chen squeezed his pipe and said blankly, "Oh, Mo Han, you look so much like your father."

Dr. Chen continued to coax the old man: "Yes, yes, I'll get plastic surgery another day."

Old Master Chen said defiantly, "It should have been fixed a long time ago. Why did you have to look like him of all people?"

Dr. Chen readily agreed.

He remained very calm.

Even netizens weren't too surprised.

Obviously, conversations like this must have been common in live streams in the past.

At this moment.

The first person to connect via voice chat got through.

Old Chinese medicine doctor Chen snapped out of his reverie, put down his old pipe, and said, "Stick out your tongue, then open your palm so I can see. Don't open that face."

One netizen chimed in: "Beauty filter?"

The old Chinese medicine doctor, Mr. Chen, nodded: "That's right."

He glanced at the netizens.

Three seconds later.

The old Chinese medicine doctor Chen withdrew his gaze and slowly said, "Your lips are pale and your blood and qi are poor. There's nothing seriously wrong with your body. Young man, remember to eat less cold food and eat a couple of red dates when you have time."

Netizens covered their faces in shock: "How did you know I like cold food?!"

The old Chinese medicine doctor, Mr. Chen, simply said, "A thin white tongue coating indicates a cold condition."

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