Volume 1 Chapter 54
Shi La La moved his lips, as if he wanted to say something but stopped himself.
As if he knew what she was going to say, Lu Yanzhou said helplessly, "I'm not defecating."
[If you poop, you poop. You still call it excrement. Am I so embarrassed to be a shit brother?]
Lu Yanzhou: Report a little, Brother Shit
"Master, why are you here? Are you alone?"
Shi Lele squatted down helplessly.
Lu Yanzhou maintained this somewhat uncomfortable posture and looked up at the little boy servant, feeling that this angle was somewhat novel.
"Shouldn't you pull me up first?"
Shi Lele looked at him with some hesitation in her eyes.
[If I ask him now, will he agree to whatever I ask for?]
Lu Yanzhou thought that the little servant had become smart and would take advantage of the situation to rob.
Although she really wanted to ask Lu Yanzhou for 100 million, it was just a thought. If she really asked, she would really get the 100 million.
But I guess Lu Yanzhou would kill him with 100 million in cash.
"The driver and I have separated. Please call him and ask him to go back first."
Shi Lele found someone to work with to pull Lu Yanzhou out of the deep pit. After the task was completed, he asked in confusion: "What about you?"
Lu Yanzhou lowered his long eyelashes. The usually dignified young master now looked gray. He was tall, but this expression did not look ugly. Instead, it made him look even more pitiful.
"I don't have my ID with me, so I can't get on the plane."
Blind Shi Lele waved his hand and said, "It's okay. I'll have someone bring your private plane over."
Lu Yanzhou, who came by private plane, said calmly, "The plane broke down."
Shi Lele's face was full of suspicion.
So an hour later—
Old Master Wen took a look at Young Master Lu, who was wearing a sweatshirt that was obviously one size too small, had just taken a shower and looked sparkling. He was stunned for a second and then looked at Shi Lele.
"Hour, what is this?"
Shi Lele introduced: "This is me——"
"classmate."
Lu Yanzhou answered first.
As if he didn't notice Shi Li's puzzled look, Lu Yanzhou took a step forward and greeted the old man politely: "Hello, Grandpa Wen, just call me Xiao Lu."
"I came in a hurry today and didn't bring any gifts. Please forgive me."
He has a natural smiling face and a pair of warm eyes, and he is rarely rejected when he takes the initiative to make friends.
"You are my childhood classmate. Come in and have a meal. You don't need to bring any gifts... You are also studying in Saint-Ton, right? You are so handsome at such a young age. You remind me of myself back then."
Looking at Grandpa Wen's back as he warmly welcomed Lu Yanzhou in, Shi Lele thought that she shouldn't have lent Lu Yanzhou clothes just now.
Let him run naked.
The old man seldom goes online, so it would have been fine if he didn't know Lu Yanzhou, but Wen Xiaoliang was shocked when he saw him.
"Oh my god, this is the first time I see Lu Yanzhou alive."
He pulled Shi Lele aside and pulled her sleeve excitedly.
Shi Lele was speechless: "Have you ever seen someone die?"
"Brother Xiao, isn't he your employer? He is here to see you."
"What are you talking about?"
Before Shi Lele could make an excuse to explain, Lu Yanzhou's voice suddenly came from behind.
Lu Yanzhou walked in between the two of them unnoticed and smiled at Wen Xiaoliang, who then let go of the hand that was pulling Shi Lele's sleeve.
Lu Yanzhou turned his head and looked at Shi Lele.
"Don't stay outside wearing so little. Come inside and talk if you have anything to say."
Of course, you are not allowed to ask me whether my bowel movement is smooth today.
I just discovered it.
Lu Yanzhou's attitude changed again.
And it's even more different than before I came back from the villa.
Specifically, no matter where she was or what she was doing, as long as she turned around, she would always meet Lu Yanzhou's eyes.
It was as if this person's eyes had accidentally grown on his body.
"Master, your birthday is coming soon, and I have already thought of a gift for you."
Shi Lele mentioned this matter very abruptly.
Lu Yanzhou opened the door and let her go in first. Hearing this, the smile on his lips deepened: "I thought that basin of steel wool was my birthday present."
Shi Lele gave him a look that said 'Do you think this is all I can do?'
Lu Yanzhou believed that she had even more explosive gifts.
Of course, Master Lu, who thought Shi Lele was just joking, reacted when he received a set of books titled "Why Do Gay Men Leak When They Get Old" on his birthday, and the author was called Gu Xuezhao. That's a story for later.
After dinner, Lu Yanzhou suggested walking around the town.
As a personal male servant, Shi Lele could only keep him company.
The two walked side by side, their steps were leisurely, without any purpose, just walking in silence.
Passing by an old park, a few children started arguing. Lu Yanzhou listened attentively for a while and found that the boys were saying that the fat girl had thick legs and they didn’t want to play with her.
Shi Lele also heard it, but she didn't move.
When Lu Yanzhou was wondering whether to go over, the little girl who was alone and excluded suddenly grabbed a branch nearby and jumped up, poking the boys' buttocks.
"You are the most meticulous! If you look closely, everything looks rough, right?"
Lu Yanzhou was silent for a moment.
"You taught me."
Shi Liao Liao was horrified.
"Master, what are you talking about? How could I teach such a rude thing?"
Lu Yanzhou: Why didn’t you say that when you put the parasol into someone’s butt?
Of course, Lu Yanzhou was not wrong, it was indeed Shi Lele who taught him.
The last time I saw this girl, she was crying secretly because she felt her legs were too thick.
It was such a comfort to me at that time.
[Girls think their legs are thick because when they look at their legs from above, they look the same as when men look at their legs from above]
Lu Yanzhou: “…”
Seems to make some bullshit sense.
The walk between the two was quite pleasant.
Until I got home -
"Brother Xiao! Your water pipe burst!"
It is no exaggeration to say that it was like a flood covering Jinshan Mountain.
Shi Lele silently raised his phone to take a picture, preparing to post it on WeChat Moments later.
Lu Yanzhou thought that this child was extremely generous.
The Wen family only has two rooms, and Grandpa Wen is old.
Shi Lele rejected Wen Xiaoliang's invitation to "the three of us share one bed" and decided to take Master Lu to the only hotel in town to spend the night.
Lu Yanzhou didn't bring his ID, so the two of them could only book one room.
The girl at the front desk was chewing bubble gum and couldn't help looking at Lu Yanzhou.
"The only king-size rooms left are couple suites."
Lu Yanzhou's eyes flickered for a moment.
Shi Lele was alert: "There is no surveillance in the room."
The girl at the front desk spit out her bubble gum and rolled her eyes: "You're going to die. That's against the law. How could it happen?"
As he spoke, his eyes moved strangely between the two men who looked quite eye-catching.
Shi Lele nodded.
Then he took the room card and took Lu Yanzhou upstairs.
After entering the room, Lu Yanzhou was about to say something, but Shi Liao walked to the bedside table without saying a word, opened the drawer, and took out a -
Fun rope.
There was some surprise in Lu Yanzhou's eyes, but no rejection. Instead, he stood where he was, staring at the little boy servant's movements without blinking, and there was even some eagerness in his eyes.
Until he watched the little boy servant hang the love rope on the beam and step on the bench to hang himself.
The next second, there was a knock on the door.
A panicked voice came from the front desk outside: "Dear guest! If you want to die, please go somewhere else! Please don't die here."
Shi Lele sneered.
I knew there was surveillance.
The two successfully changed rooms.
When he arrived at the normal room, Shi La La had not yet breathed a sigh of relief when his arm was suddenly grabbed from behind.
Then she fell into a hard chest.
There was a hint of hoarseness in her usually clear voice, as if she had been enduring it for a very long time.
"Should we talk about this?"
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