The next day. Early in
the morning.
Li Nianfan sat in the yard, looking a little tired.
He looked at Huofeng and Daji, confused and hesitant.
Did they take a bath together until midnight last night? When did they become so close? He didn't sleep well all night.
This morning, Huofeng was out of character and chased Daji to ask her to teach him how to brush his teeth.
Friendship between girls always comes so inexplicably, even Phoenix is no exception.
But this greatly cheered up Li Nianfan. The friendship between Daji and Huofeng showed that the big guys still get along well. There is no harm in building a good relationship.
At present, the battle between immortals and demons may be imminent, and danger is everywhere. It is better to get to know more big guys.
When friendship is established, I will shamelessly ask for their protection, and they will be too embarrassed to refuse.
I am just a mortal, and they can protect me with just a slight raise of their hands.
With this in mind, he began to draft and revise the "Guidelines for Clinging to the Thighs in the Immortal Cultivation World".
First, cater to their interests. Immortals are also
human beings, and they also have hobbies, such as writing, painting, playing the piano, etc., which I can still show off. Second, I have a panacea, that is cooking. Immortals are also human beings, and they also have appetites. I can start with cooking, and I have been successful so far.
Third, look for potential stocks to invest in. Li Nianfan has a deep understanding of this point. After all, he did not read so many novels in his previous life in vain. When it comes to judging people, I think I am still quite accurate.
Fourth, for some potential stocks with tragic backgrounds, such as those who have been broken off from an engagement, abandoned, or betrayed, you should just befriend them and get to know them. You must not get too close to them, and you must not become life and death brothers with them, because you will often be the first to die.
Fifth,...
Li Nianfan wrote a lot of stories with so many accumulations in his previous life. Not only will it not appear humble and abrupt to cling to the thighs, but it will definitely be more effective.
After finishing the preliminary compilation of "Clinging Thighs Guidelines in the Immortal Cultivation World", Li Nianfan started to compile the second one.
This is a list called "Thigh List".
From top to bottom, it is arranged according to the level of thighs that Li Nianfan thinks he is.
At present, Phoenix is the first in the list, followed by the three people of Qingyun Valley, and then Yao Mengji, Lin Mufeng...
Li Nianfan wrote down all the people he knew, and of course, he also added a line of intimacy at the end.
Of course, these are just his own thoughts.
He marked the intimacy of Fire Phoenix as 55%, which can only be said to be more than cooperation, but not friends.
60% are friends, 70% are partners, 80% are confidants, and 90% are close friends.
This pair of lists went on, and Li Nianfan wrote Nannan's name on it.
"I don't know how this little girl is doing in her cultivation, but don't forget me as her brother, you have to compete with her!"
Li Nianfan muttered to himself for a while, thought about it, and added the name of the old tree in Luoxian City.
In the future, these two books will be handed down from generation to generation, and the value of the copyright... is immeasurable!
Li Nianfan was pleased with himself for a while, and felt that he had found the direction of his life, and his heart suddenly became more stable. When he
was in a good mood, he prepared to go out for a walk.
He smiled and said, "Little Daji, let's go, let's go to Luoxian City, and go to Jingyue Lake to see the magnificent fish tide!"
Daji also followed Li Nianfan happily, and nodded, "Yes, I will listen to you, young master."
Li Nianfan walked to a small bucket, which contained the leftovers and bones he had eaten recently. After his processing, it has become a fertilizer with extremely high nutrient content.
Pour it on the plants, and it will definitely make them grow.
Taking some fertilizer, Li Nianfan laughed, "Let's go!"
The fire phoenix consciously turned into a little red bird and landed on Li Nianfan's shoulder.
In the courtyard, Dahei looked at Li Nianfan's receding back and suddenly fell into deep thought.
It suddenly said: "Xiaobai, I think I may be wrong."
Xiaobai immediately turned on a new mode, his voice full of magnetism, "Expert Xiaobai is online, please tell me your confusion."
Dahei was full of grievances, "I always thought that the master has transcended the mortal world, and there is no difference between immortals and mortals in his eyes, and there is no difference between men and women. Now I find that it seems that the fox and the phoenix are more favored, and I am... Abandoned, if this is not gender discrimination, what is it?"
Xiaobai answered very fluently: "Scientific research shows that whether it is men or women, especially men, when they are accompanied by beautiful women, their happiness index will increase significantly, but if they are with a single dog at this time, the index will drop sharply. This is a theorem. After all, mood has nothing to do with cultivation."
Dahei said expectantly: "Then what if I reshape my body now?" "
Why bother? Surgery expert Xiaobai is online." Xiaobai's voice suddenly became extremely professional. He took out a pair of scissors in his hand and clicked, "Come on, lie down, guaranteed high efficiency and painless."
...
Li Nianfan brought Daji back to Luoxian City.
This place is still prosperous and full of peace.
I hope the war will not affect here.
Hey, isn't it good to live a good life? Is it fun to fight?
Li Nianfan just complained. In fact, no matter which world you are in, resources are limited. If you want to have more, you can only rely on fighting!
He passed through the city and walked towards the east gate.
When he came to the old locust tree that was struck by lightning, he was slightly stunned.
The old locust tree's thick branches were all gone, leaving only half of the charred root standing on the ground.
There were also a few old men worshipping the old locust tree, their eyes full of reminiscence and sighs.
Li Nianfan hurried over and found that the young seedling that had just sprouted was still there in the root, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
He asked, "Old man, has the trunk of this tree been cleared?"
One of the old men said, "Yes, a few immortals passed by not long ago. They saw that this old tree was very thick and had been struck by lightning. They said it was some kind of lightning-struck wood, so they cut it down in excitement."
Another old man said excitedly, "I was there at the time. They controlled the flying sword and turned it a few times in the air, and then they cut off the branches. It was amazing!"
"A few young people wanted to pull out the roots, but the elders stopped them."
"If they really want to cut it down, I will be the first to disagree. Old trees will bloom in spring, and dead trees will sprout. They will be punished if they cut it down!"
Suddenly, several old men started chatting noisily.
Li Nianfan smiled slightly and walked to the root of the tree.
The dead branches were cut off, which was actually a good thing. It was good for the growth of new seedlings, saving a lot of effort.
He took out the prepared fertilizer and poured it around the saplings little by little, carefully using his hands to stir it to ensure that the saplings could grow better.
The saplings were extremely green, and seemed to reflect light under the sun, full of vitality.
"Old tree, old tree, if you really have a spirit, grow up quickly. The attack is coming soon, and Luoxian City still depends on you to protect it from the wind and rain."
Li Nianfan muttered while watering, "Even if you die, you would rather die than cause any damage to the city. I know that you have feelings for this city. I won't mention my name, Li Nianfan, and you don't have to thank me."
After doing all this, Li Nianfan reflected on it and felt that he had not missed anything. Then he clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Little Daji, let's go to Jingyue Lake!"
Although the old tree can't do it now, Li Nianfan will not miss any possibility. This kind of thing is easy to do. Why should he be lazy when he can make a good connection?
He will not discriminate against anyone just because he is weak. He can take me with him when he takes off.
At the same time.
Lingyun Xian Pavilion.
There was a flash of lightning in the sky, and then a sword light broke through the sky and headed straight here. It
was here in the blink of an eye!
His face was rosy, his eyes were deep, and his spirits were high. The black robe made him look even more powerful. His whole body exuded a kind of sharp and boundless edge. When his long hair was blown by the wind, it seemed like a sword shining with cold light.
The disciples of Lingyun Xian Pavilion were instantly confused, and each of them showed fear.
They found that they only needed to look at this black-robed man, and they would feel that they were shrouded by boundless sword energy, and the hair on their bodies stood up, and they were extremely close to death.
There was no intention to resist at all.
Lin Mufeng's face changed drastically. He was terrified to the extreme. He rushed into the inner hall without thinking. Finally, with a "puff", he spat out a mouthful of blood on the immortal stone tablet.
Suddenly, the immortal stone tablet lit up and emitted an extreme light.
He said solemnly: "Lin Mufeng, the master of Lingyun Immortal Pavilion, has the courage to invite the immortal."
He was panicked. He had always convinced others with kindness. How could such a powerful enemy come to him? Could it be that he had found the wrong door?
Fortunately, he followed a master last time and obtained an immortal stone tablet. He didn't know if this immortal was reliable.
Buzz buzz buzz!
The immortal stone tablet was translucent and emitted a special aura.
However, the immortal did not come.
Lin Mufeng was sweating profusely, and was about to spit out blood to urge the immortal to come, but he heard, "No need to summon, I am the owner of this immortal stele!"
Buzz!
The light on the stele suddenly shot out from the door and landed directly on the man in black robe.
Lin Mufeng was stunned, and then hurriedly said respectfully: "Junior Lin Mufeng, hello to the immortal!"
The man in black robe seemed very excited and excited, and hurriedly said: "Where is my precious disciple? Hurry up and let my good disciple come out to see me!"
Lin Mufeng's scalp was a little numb, and he said with a stiff face: "Immortal, there is no disciple of yours here."
"Impossible!" the black-robed man shouted, "To be able to inherit from the secret realm, one must at least have a pure sword body! I never thought there could be such a sword body in the mortal world. You must be my natural disciple!"
The black-robed man widened his eyes, "Tell me, where is the person who inherited the sword?"
Lin Mufeng was about to cry, and smiled bitterly, "To be honest, it's me."
The black-robed man carefully looked at Lin Mufeng. After staring at Lin Mufeng for a moment, he said, "You're talking nonsense! You're not even the most rubbish sword body, and you still want to inherit my sword?"
He frowned and said coldly, "I set a full ten tests, and ordinary people can't pass them at all. Even if you pass the ten levels, you must at least have a pure sword body to be qualified to pull out my sword, otherwise, you will be pierced through the heart by the endless sword energy and die!"
"In order to find a satisfactory disciple, I have also worked hard! There are very few masters like me who are so dedicated and responsible in the world!"
Lin Mufeng heard cold sweats and was very scared.
This sword seems to be pulled out by myself. Fortunately, the master reminded me to bring the lantern at that time, otherwise, wouldn't I have been cold a long time ago?
Thanks to the master, I actually saved my life.
Such a perverted test, are you sure you are looking for a disciple?