Chapter 409: Fairy Chang'e, a Bad Drinker



Hearing the word "Heng'e", Li Nianfan was more certain of the identity of the visitor.

This woman was naturally the protagonist of Chang'e Flying to the Moon, and her original name was Heng'e.

In fact, it was mentioned in "Journey to the West" that Chang'e refers to the female gods in the heavenly palace. The one who was teased by Zhu Bajie was not Heng'e, but another one of the many Chang'e fairies.

Li Nianfan smiled and said, "So it was the fairy Heng'e. For a person like you, I dare not deceive your tears, or I will be struck by lightning."

Heng'e smiled and said playfully, "Sage Lord, please don't say that. Heng'e is afraid of being struck by lightning."

She was teasing Li Nianfan's identity as the Saint Lord of Merit.

"Hahaha, you rely on your looks, I rely on my talent, we're the same."

Li Nianfan laughed, and then invited, "Fairy Chang'e, would you like to come up and have a drink with me?" "

Then I'd be disrespectful."

Chang'e's skirt fluttered, and she floated to the attic with the wind, and sat opposite Li Nianfan.

Li Nianfan looked at the fairy Chang'e in front of him, a little dazed. With the big and round moon as the background, it was really a fairy under the moon sitting in front of him.

It was a different experience to have someone drink with you.

Li Nianfan took out a crystal glass and poured it for Chang'e, "Fairy Chang'e, please."

"Thank you, Saint." Chang'e was more generous than Li Nianfan had imagined. She raised the glass and drank the wine in it.

After drinking a glass of wine, two blushes appeared on her face.

Li Nianfan could not help but remind her: "Um... Fairy Chang'e, my wine is quite strong, so you should drink

it sparingly." Chang'e smiled and said: "Don't worry, Lord Saint, I can still drink a lot. Could it be that you are reluctant to part with your good wine?"

"Haha, of course not, just drink it freely." Li Nianfan smiled and waved his hand, looking at the two blushes on Chang'e's cheeks, expressing some doubt.

Soon, this doubt was confirmed.

Perhaps influenced by Li Nianfan's poem, Chang'e's mood was not stable.

After the third glass of wine, Chang'e looked into Li Nianfan's eyes, which were already dazed by drunkenness, and said with a smile: "The Saint's ability to make up stories really opened my eyes. I was moved by it."

As she spoke, she picked up a booklet with the words "Chang'e Flying to the Moon" printed on it. In this booklet, there were not only stories, but also pictures, similar to the style of a comic book.

Li Nianfan's face suddenly became embarrassed, and he felt quite embarrassed. This person came to him to argue.

He coughed lightly and said, "Ahem, I was forced by the situation at that time. Please don't be offended, Fairy Chang'e."

"I don't blame you. I have to thank you."

Chang'e blinked at Li Nianfan. Her originally fair face was now covered with blushes. Her breath was like orchids and carried the smell of alcohol. "This story is beautiful. It can make me well-known by mortals. I am even called the Moon Palace Fairy by mortals. I am worshipped and my Moon Palace is no longer deserted."

"As long as Fairy Chang'e likes it."

"Haha, Mr. Li, do you know why I married Dayi?"

Chang'e said to herself, "In the beginning, human beings were weak and survived in the gap between the demons and witches. Fortunately, there was constant fighting between the demons and witches, so human beings were able to reproduce and thrive..."

Li Nianfan did not interrupt, and was curious about the specific story that happened at that time, so he listened quietly.

However, Chang'e suddenly stopped talking, picked up the wine pot, poured herself another glass, and then drank it all, half leaning on the table, just like a cold and detached fairy turned into a drunkard fairy.

"Later, Kuafu of the Wu tribe was teased by the Golden Crow and was roasted to death. Dayi was also a member of the Wu tribe, so he prepared to avenge him. At that time, the ten sons of Emperor Jun went out to play together, roasting the earth and making

life miserable for the human race." Chang'e paused and continued, "The human race joined forces with the Wu tribe and prepared to shoot all ten Golden Crows. The Wu tribe was born with a difficult lineage, so they proposed the idea of ​​​​marrying with the human race, hoping to combine with the human race and allow more Wu bloodlines to continue."

"At that time, my father, Emperor Ku, agreed to help the human race escape from the sea of ​​suffering. He also promised to give me to Dayi after shooting down the sun to show his sincerity."

Chang'e's voice became lower and lower. Her beautiful eyes had slowly closed due to tipsiness, leaving a long eyelash on her eyeliner.

Even so, she still drunkenly picked up the wine pot and continued to pour herself wine.

But Li Nianfan stopped him, "Fairy Chang'e, you are drunk, you can't drink anymore."

"Nonsense, I can drink a lot, how can I be drunk?"

Chang'e's eyes, which had been closed, suddenly opened, her eyes were red, and she seemed to be drunk. She twisted her body to grab the wine bottle, "You can't bear to drink, right? I have been lonely for so many years, and it is rare to find someone to talk to. How can I be so picky? How about I dance for you?"

"No, don't!"

"Plop!"

Before she finished speaking, she fell on the table, motionless, with only the slight sound of snoring in her sleep.

"Huh... Not bad." Li Nianfan felt lucky. If she had been drunk, it would have been lively here.

Chang'e's life story is actually quite impressive. Her father, Emperor Ku, established the solar terms and divided the four seasons in the mortal world. His merits are not small. He is one of the five emperors among the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors.

To be honest, few people have the courage to tease Chang'e.

But I didn't expect that... the famous fairy is actually a drunkard, and she can't drink much, and her drinking habits are not very good.

Li Nianfan looked at Chang'e who was sleeping soundly, and immediately felt troubled. He definitely couldn't let her sleep in the open air.

By the way, how many cups did she drink?

It seems like six cups, she gets drunk too easily.

I remember a philosopher said that if a girl is not interested in you, she will not get drunk even if she drinks a thousand cups. If she is interested in you, she will get drunk as soon as she touches the wine.

Li Nianfan stared at Chang'e's tightly closed eyes with wide eyes, and said calmly: "Fairy Chang'e, Fairy Chang'e?" Li Nianfan called her a few times tentatively, "I know you are not drunk, don't try to seduce my Tao heart, don't pretend."

No response.

Instead, Li Nianfan's old face turned red. No, I can't stare at her, it will get bad.

"Fairy, fairy wake up." He tentatively reached out and poked Chang'e.

It seemed that she was completely drunk.

Li Nianfan licked his lips, then stood up and looked around from the attic. After making sure that no one was paying attention to this place, he bowed to Chang'e and said, "I am forced by the situation. I am sorry."

He took a deep breath, slowly stretched out his hand, and searched for a long time for the right place to start. Finally, he gritted his teeth, hugged her waist, and then began to lead her downstairs little by little.

The good news is that Chang'e's body is very light, as if she has no weight, and she doesn't feel tired. The bad news is that her body is too soft, soft and elastic. Li Nianfan doesn't even dare to use force, and because she is drunk, she instinctively hugs Li Nianfan back.

"Hiss--"

Li Nianfan took a breath and finally led her downstairs carefully.

Just as he was about to quietly enter the room, he heard a "creak" sound, and Nannan and Long'er curiously poked their heads out of the next room.

The three looked at each other, and the scene fell into silence.

Long'er looked at Heng'e, and couldn't help but widen his eyes, covered his mouth and exclaimed: "Brother, you have become bad!"

But... Li Nianfan felt that there was a hint of excitement in her voice.

Sure enough, the next moment, her eyes lit up and she asked expectantly, "Do you need help?"

Nannan was more professional and thoughtfully asked, "Do you need to silence her?"

Li Nianfan's face was full of black lines, his face sank, and he said sternly, "You two came at the right time, she will be handed over to you, and... you are not allowed to watch TV for a month!"

At the same time, in the West Sea.

Several flying fish spirits were running rapidly, piercing the sea surface from time to time, flapping their wings and soaring in the air, and soon crossed thousands of miles to a secret sea area, and then headed towards the depths of the seabed.

Entering a deep underwater cave, the black fish spirits turned into half-human, half-fish appearances, walked to the bottom, and met an old man.

The old man had long beard and hair, extremely dense, and his beard formed a long band at his chin, hanging straight down. His face was thin, and there was a red dot on his forehead. He was imposing without being angry, and his whole body was full of momentum.

He didn't blink, and asked calmly: "How was the battle in the West Sea?"

The throat of one of the flying fish spirits rolled for a while, and trembled: "To reply to the ancestor, the West Sea... was defeated!"

The old man suddenly opened his eyes, frowned, and said in a low voice: "What happened?"

Immediately, the flying fish spirit told him all the information he had inquired about. The more he listened, the deeper the old man's frown became.

"Merit Holy Body?"

He quickly raised his hand and pinched his fingers, deduced, but it was a fog, chaotic, and he couldn't calculate any information at all.

"The connection between the heaven and the earth has suddenly stopped, the mysteries of heaven are in chaos, and there are many variables. This is probably another catastrophe!"

The old man narrowed his eyes slightly, with a brilliant light flashing on them, "There is a great chance that my demon clan will rise again in this catastrophe! Is that octopus monster crazy? Why would it attack others when others are playing the piano? It actually touched the Holy Body of Merit and ruined my plan! It deserves to die!"

He pondered for a moment, and said in a low voice: "The Heavenly Palace is not simple, nor is it "I don't know what tricks they have, but we can put them aside for now. We should integrate the demon clan first."

The flying fish spirit said, "Old Ancestor, the demon clan is not peaceful now. The South China Sea Dragon Clan and the Qilin Clan are both quite rampant and have great ambitions. There are also the Phoenix and the Nine-tailed Sky Fox, who lead a large group of demons and actually want to integrate the demon clan. The strangest thing is that even the dog clan has begun to integrate. I don't know what the purpose is for all the dog demons to gather together. I feel... they have big plans!"

"Dog clan?"

The old man smiled coldly, his tone disdainful, "Humph, after the catastrophe, all the great powers in the prehistoric world hid themselves and avoided the world. They really don't know themselves. What kind of monsters dare to come out and dominate?"


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