"Whether it's the wind or the magic, this is your chance."
The white dog said earnestly in a deep voice, "We all know that you are very powerful and a god dog among dogs, but... times have changed. Dahei is the new generation of dog king. It's really your good fortune that you are favored by him!"
Roaring Sky Dog said proudly: "So what if I'm the dog king? I'm Roaring Sky Dog, I don't need this good fortune!"
"Don't be silly, can Roaring Sky Dog be eaten? Can Roaring Sky Dog smell like dog food?" The white dog shook his head, and his long dog hair swayed as his head swayed.
After saying that, he took out a plastic dog bowl and put it on the ground. Then he dug out a handful of brown beans from the thick dog hair on his body and put them in the dog bowl with a "crackling" sound.
Then, he lowered his head and put the dog's mouth into the dog bowl and began to lick it.
The grains entered his mouth, and his teeth began to chew them, his mouth opening and closing, very devoted.
"Crunch, crunch."
The crisp sound echoed in the cave, which was particularly pleasant.
The white dog was happy, and while eating, his tail was swinging rhythmically from side to side. It was very fragrant and quite active.
Roaring Sky Dog looked at it, stunned on the spot, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, frowned and said: "You came here just to let me watch you eat this thing?"
Although he was reluctant to admit it, he didn't know why, but he always felt that the thing had an inexplicable attraction to him.
"This is dog food, a reward from the Dog King." The white dog licked the dog bowl clean, smacked his lips with aftertaste, and then said: "If you can please the Dog King, you can eat this dog food every day."
"Oh, so what? Would I eat that?"
Roaring Sky Dog laughed, shook his head, and showed a proud expression, "Dog food? What a vulgar name, you bunch of dogs have never seen the world, and you are bribed by this little dog food. I'm not bragging, think about the fairy dew and jade juice that I could taste in the past, and even the peaches, I could have one every hundred years, this is the difference."
"Although I have never eaten peaches, if I had to choose between the two, I would still choose dog food, and your reaction is exactly the same as most dogs before eating dog food."
The white dog paused, a trace of pain flashed across his face, and he grabbed a small piece of dog food and handed it to Xiaotian Dog, "Do you want to eat it?"
Xiaotian Dog glanced at the dog food, snorted and said, "Since you invite me so kindly, I will try it with reluctance."
After saying that, he took the dog food and put it into his mouth.
"Crunch, crunch."
The dog food was surprisingly crisp, but for a dog, it was just the right hardness, and it was very enjoyable to chew, and Xiaotian Dog's cheeks trembled vigorously.
At the same time, as the dog food crumbled in his mouth, a strong milky aroma was released, filling his mouth instantly. After the milky aroma, there was also a mixture of vegetables and meat. The various flavors blended together without conflicting at all. The deliciousness simply rushed straight into his head.
The crunching sound stopped abruptly.
Xiaotian Dog was dumbfounded and stunned. He turned into a statue and did not move. It was obvious that he was overwhelmed by the deliciousness. It was so delicious that it was explosive!
But soon, his mouth chewed at a faster speed.
"Crunch, crunch--"
The sound continued.
The next moment, accompanied by a "puff", his ears suddenly stretched from human ears to dog ears, and stood tall and facing the sky. Behind his butt, a furry tail suddenly emerged and swayed from side to side. It was so
delicious that it revealed its true form!
This... What kind of divine delicacy is this? How could there be such a delicious thing in the world!
The most important thing is that, in addition to being delicious, this dog food also contains a huge amount of spiritual energy. He, who is well-informed, can tell from eating that whether it is the milky flavor or the vegetables used, they are definitely not ordinary items. They are very likely the spiritual roots of heaven and earth!
Luxurious and terrifying!
Is the food here so good?
Xiaotian Dog's worldview was refreshed, and his mind was buzzing. It turned out that there is such a divine thing as dog food in the world. This is good news for the dog family of our generation!
The white dog was not surprised to see that Roaring Sky Dog looked like his soul had been baptized. Instead, he reminded him, "We, the Lion-haired Dog clan, collected this dog food. You must return it to us in the future."
Roaring Sky Dog came back to reality and said in a profound manner, "This dog food is indeed not ordinary, but I have seen treasures that are much more powerful than this one. Besides, I am a dog with an owner! Just based on this, you want me to please another dog? My dignity does not allow it!"
The white dog glanced at Roaring Sky Dog, shook his head and said, "This is just the lowest-grade dog food. It is made of a small amount of milk and the residue and peel of the spiritual root fairy fruit, and then there is golden flame bee honey flavored dog food."
Roaring Sky Dog exclaimed, "Golden flame bee honey flavored dog food?"
"Not only that, there's pure spiritual root fairy fruit flavored dog food in the back." "Pure spiritual
root fairy fruit flavored dog food?!"
"Further back there's mixed spiritual root fairy fruit flavored dog food, said to include peaches."
"Peach flavored dog food??!!"
Roaring Sky Dog's voice got higher and higher, his eyes widened to the maximum, his ears were erected and never lowered, and his tail was the same, wishing it could take off.
Saliva was already dripping from his mouth, hanging in a long line.
"The reason why I came to you and invited you to eat dog food is because you and I are of the same origin, and I also want to ask you to help our Spinosaurus tribe."
The white dog slowly spoke with a heavy tone, "Inside the Dog Mountain, there are too many dogs that curry favor with the Dog King, and the hierarchy is even more strict. The most unfavored dogs on the outermost periphery can only eat the meat of other monsters to survive, and only those who are a little better can eat dog food. For example, our Spinosaurus tribe can only eat the lowest level. The most favored dogs are the Tibetan mastiffs who can massage, the beautiful white wolves, and the pugs who are very good at licking and flattering. They can eat dog food with the pure spirit root fairy fruit flavor!"
"Is this true?!"
Roaring Sky Dog's face suddenly froze, and he said in a serious tone: "I am not doing this for dog food, but... as a member of the lion-haired dog, how can I watch the lion-haired dog being weaker than other dogs? For your honor, I have no choice but to do it! What's wrong with sacrificing my dignity?"
It paused and urged: "As a lion-haired dog, how can I please the dog king?"
"Our long hair is quite attractive when combined with the dance, and it can barely catch the dog king's eye." While saying this, the white dog twisted his butt to demonstrate.
"Oh? Is that so?" Roaring Sky Dog immediately turned into its original form and began to twist, with its dog hair flying, and humbly learning.
The white dog said quickly, "You don't have to twist. You can be a dog that blows the wind. You might become the red dog beside the dog king. Don't forget us when the time comes."
"Oh, that's right." Xiaotian Dog suddenly realized, "How to blow? What kind of wind force is needed? Cold wind or hot wind? Let me practice it well. After all, I am a dog that pursues perfection."
...
Tiangong, the Hall of the Holy Lord of Merit.
As Chang'e gently pushed the root of the last fried dough stick into her mouth with her fingers, and then sucked the last bit of soy milk in the bowl into her mouth, announcing the perfect end of this breakfast.
Li Nianfan looked at Chang'e's bulging mouth and couldn't help but look at it twice more, feeling strange.
It was obviously a very indecent action, why did Chang'e give people a feeling of admiration when she did it?
Appearance is really important!
He smiled and said, "Are you two fairies satisfied with this breakfast?"
Chang'e exclaimed sincerely, "Satisfied, very satisfied, the food made by the Holy Lord is really eye-opening and beyond imagination."
This breakfast can be said to be quite simple, just soy milk and fried dough sticks, but the enjoyment it brings is much more comfortable than any big meal. In terms of deliciousness, it has surpassed all the food they have eaten before, not to mention that it is not just a simple food.
It is too precious.
Lan Er stood up shyly, bowed and whispered, "Thank you so much for your hospitality, Lord Saint."
Li Nianfan suddenly stared at Lan Er with burning eyes, and said with a smile, "It's just a meal, no need to be so polite, Fairy Lan Er, I think I am still an approachable person, you don't have to be so reserved, relax a little."
"I, I..."
Lan Er's face flushed red, lowered her head, her body trembled a little, and she squeezed out a few words after a long time, "I understand."
Li Nianfan couldn't help but smile and shook his head, looking for a topic, "By the way, I saw Fairy Lan Er just came back, is the matter resolved?"
"No, no." Lan'er frowned and shook her head, "The problem is a bit tricky. I came back to ask someone to go to the mortal world with me."
It turned out that she came back to find help.
Li Nianfan asked curiously, "It's so serious. What happened?"
Lan'er said concisely, "The plague frequently broke out in the Beihe area of the mortal world, causing too many people to die. I was ordered to check it out and found that it was the plague god of the former heavenly palace who was hiding there, causing trouble and spreading the plague wantonly. It's just that I can't stop it alone."
"Plague god?" Li Nianfan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Is this not obeying the jurisdiction of the heavenly palace?"
Lan'er nodded, feeling a little bitter in her heart.
"It's not hard to understand. After all, many gods joined the Heavenly Palace because they were forced to do so by the Investiture of the Gods." Li Nianfan muttered to himself, and then said, "If this Plague God is really the one on the Investiture of the Gods, the problem may be really tricky."
Lan'er said, "He was the Plague Emperor Haotian. He rarely appeared and few people interacted with him. Does Your Majesty know his background?"
Li Nianfan said, "That's right. This person's name is Lu "Yue, your strength is extraordinary. Before the Conferred Gods, you were already a being that could be compared with many great powers."
Lu Yue was the first disciple of Jiejiao, of the same generation as Zhao Gongming and the Three Xiaos. He was best at plague spells. He helped King Zhou and spread plague in the Zhou army. Even Jiang Ziya was troubled by him. In the end, he had to ask for help to send Lu Yue into the Conferred Gods. If he had practiced, he should have reached the Daluo Jinxian realm during the Conferred Gods period.
This is the originator of plague. He is known as the first person in Jiejiao. How can Lan'er deal with such a person?
Li Nianfan couldn't help but say, "I think you should tell the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother about this."
"Mr. Li, I have fought with him before. Although I am no match for him, if we can call on a Taiyi Golden Immortal to help us, we should be able to handle it." Lan'er's tone was somewhat firm, and she said, "I don't think we need to trouble His Majesty and the Queen."
"Is that so..."
Li Nianfan looked at Lan'er in surprise. He didn't expect that Lan'er had another side besides being timid. While he was thinking, he saw a team of heavenly soldiers patrolling on the side of the river. He immediately shouted, "Brothers, please stay."
None of the heavenly soldiers dared to neglect them. They were flying casually, but they immediately reorganized themselves after hearing the words, stood at attention and looked at Li Nianfan, and bowed their hands and said respectfully, "I wonder what the Lord Saint has to say?"
They saw Li Nianfan drinking and having fun on the attic, accompanied by Chang'e and Lan'er, and they were immediately full of envy.
This is the winner in life. It's not like us, who have to patrol the river bitterly. Oh, what a difference.
If I could have the ability of the Lord Saint -
snap!
They slapped themselves in the face at the same time and changed their words: Even if it is just a hair of the Saint Lord's ability, it is a promising future, enough to reach the peak of immortal life.
Li Nianfan asked: "Is the General of the Giant Spirit God here?"
"To reply to the Saint Lord, the General of the Giant Spirit God was sent to the Chaos to patrol the world."
The so-called Chaos is actually the universe that Li Nianfan is familiar with.
"Patrol the world?" Li Nianfan was stunned for a moment, "Why would he be sent out to patrol the world?"
In fact, this is not a job with any technical content. It is just to see if there are any people or things happening on various planets. Usually, it is enough to send some idle immortals to go around. Letting the Giant Spirit God go out is a bit of a waste of talent.
Moreover, floating in the universe will inevitably feel lonely, especially for the Giant Spirit God who likes to have fun, it is definitely a torment.
"I don't know. We only know that after returning yesterday, General Julingshen excitedly went to find the Jade Emperor, and then led the patrol with his head down..."
Li Nianfan understood.
Julingshen went to report to Taihua Daojun as soon as he came back!
He could imagine the scene at that time.
Julingshen: "Your Majesty, Taihua Daojun is not a good person. He doesn't know how to lead troops, and he doesn't even understand strategies. He didn't have any strategic deployment before the war. He just knew how to rush forward blindly, and almost caused a disaster, and..."
What the Jade Emperor heard was: "Your Majesty, you are a pig, a fool!"
Just being sent out to patrol the world is already a special favor...