Chapter 846 Asking Wild Game to Work Overtime



"I'd like to hear the details!"

"Junjun, don't keep us

in suspense, tell us now." Yang Jian and the others all looked at Junjun Taoist expectantly.

"It's hard to say, but it's also easy to say. After all, it involves a master, so let's go back to Luoxian Mountain Range first."

Junjun Taoist said without answering.

Then, everyone left the place without delay and embarked on the return journey.

No matter how Yang Jian and the others asked, he kept silent mysteriously.

When they arrived at the Luoxian Mountains, Nv'ao couldn't help but said solemnly: "Laojun, you are not going to ask a master for help, are you? Dealing with a mirage dragon is naturally no problem for a master, but if you are here to trouble the master, then I must stop you!"

"What are you thinking? Do you think I'm a moron?"

Taoist Junjun rolled his eyes on the spot, "Just wait and see."

Even if he was crazy, he wouldn't dare to ask a master for such a thing.

A moment later, they came to the place where the wild game was. Wang Zun and Su Chen were diligently picking feces, with solemn faces, and they seemed to have picked out flowers. They picked feces in various difficult postures, which greatly increased the knowledge of the people in the Tiangong.

"Great! I didn't expect that even the movements of picking up shit from the two Taoists are so in line with the Great Dao, it's simply beautiful, and you've taken another step towards great success. I admire you, I admire you."

Taoist Junjun gave them affirmative applause on the spot, and also praised them.

Wang Zun was unmoved, and said in a gloomy tone: "Everyone, how do you have time to come here? This is a place for picking up shit, can you bear the stench?"

He was still worried about what happened last time when he smelled the fragrance.

Taoist Junjun immediately said earnestly: "Please don't blame us, we were too narrow-minded last time and didn't know how wonderful this taste is. We misunderstood your good intentions, and we are guilty!"

Yang Jian's expression changed slightly, and he had guessed what Taoist Junjun was planning, and immediately followed suit: "Yes, the rags you gave us last time helped us a lot, and almost saved our lives."

Wang Zun smiled and said: "So you came to us this time just to keep in touch?"

Taoist Junjun: "Of course, it's mainly to keep in touch, and by the way, I have a favor to ask."

"Oh? Tell me about it?"

"We want to... borrow some feces."

"What?!"

Wang Zun and Su Chen were both shocked and shook their heads, "Impossible! This is the feces used to fertilize the master's backyard. We can't afford it. You want to borrow it? Can you afford it? No, absolutely not!"

Wang Zun's tone was firm, leaving no room for negotiation.

"I am grateful to the master for giving me such an important responsibility. I must not make any mistakes. Let's go, hurry up!"

Taoist Junjun said anxiously: "Brother Wang Zun, we are also doing this for the master's business! Do you still remember what Taoist Ji told us? With this shit, we can complete the task and share the worries of the master!"

Xiao Chengfeng nodded repeatedly and said: "Yes, Brother Su Chen, please help persuade Taoist Wang Zun. This time it is really crucial. We are all doing things for the master, and our goals are the same."

Hearing this, Wang Zun's mood eased a lot. He hesitated for a moment and said: "Tell me the details of the situation."

"Here's the thing, there is a mirage dragon which is our target this time..."

Immediately, Taoist Junjun told all about his experiences and plans.

Su Chen said, "So you are going to use this shit to deal with the mirage?"

Taoist Junjun said, "Yes, the smell of this shit can directly wake up the people in the illusion, and make the mirage dragon become a commander without troops."

"Such shit is so precious, how can it be wasted like this? It's a waste of talent!"

Wang Zun slapped his thigh and felt extremely unworthy, but thinking about the mission related to the master, he was a little undecided.

Yang Jian bowed and said, "Brother Wang, whether this can be accomplished depends on whether you can give up."

Wang Zun sighed and said, "It's not a question of whether I will give up or not. These are all fertilizers in the master's backyard. If there is a little less, I can't explain to the master, not to mention that you still need a lot..."

As he said that, he couldn't help but glance at the group of wild game.

Taoist Junjun also glanced at the group of wild game and said faintly, "Brother Wang, can you let the group of wild game work hard and speed up the progress? They are the wild game raised by the master, and they have to work hard at this critical moment!"

The group of wild game suddenly shook slightly: ???

What does it have to do with us?

We have worked hard enough and are conscientious. Look, we have lost weight!

Don't squeeze people like this!

But Yang Jian said: "Fellow Daoist Wang Zun, let the wild animals squeeze together, they will eventually be able to squeeze out."

Xiao Chengfeng said: "If that doesn't work, I can help and beat them into shit!"

Wild animals: Wuuwuwu, are you still talking like human beings? !

"Well, never mind! Su Chen, just take a bucket of shit with them, remember to use it sparingly."

Wang Zun sighed, then said to the wild animals: "You will have to work hard for a while, and work overtime..."

The wild animals fell to the ground powerlessly: work overtime just because you are told to, workers have no human rights!

"Brother Wang Zun is so generous!"

Taoist Junjun and the others were overjoyed and hurriedly urged Su Chen to take the dung bucket.

After a while, the group left in a hurry.

But before leaving, Taoist Junjun did not forget to let Wang Zun tell Fairy Daji that many major forces in the Source Realm were also taking measures against the gray fog, and even offering a bounty for a place in the secret realm.

It took them five days to go back and forth, without stopping in the middle, and they were always on the go.

But the excitement was still high, because victory was just around the corner.

Taoist Junjun said expectantly: "Daoyou Su Chen, this is it, please water the feces!"

"Well, watch me."

Su Chen nodded.

Then his face changed, and he picked it out with a skillful method of watering feces, waved his hand, and sprinkled it into the mirage!

This method is extremely strange. It seems to be a casual wave, but it can only command the will of the Tao.

The liquid dotted in the void, just surrounded the entire mirage.

"Call the rain."

Nuwa smiled slightly and cast a spell towards a spot in the sky.

Fine and dense rain immediately fell from the sky, merging with the dots of water poured by Su Chen, and sprinkled on every place in the mirage.

Su Chen poured again and again.

He made sure that the entire mirage was taken care of and the concentration was sufficient...

In the mirage, groups of creatures were floating aimlessly, with strange expressions on their faces, some excited, some obscene, some crazy, some excited...

Obviously immersed in their own illusions and unable to extricate themselves.

At this time, the drizzling rain was like a curtain, falling on everyone...


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