Chapter 46 Red Umbrella, White Stripes, Reporting to the Western Paradise After Eating



[Shrimp doesn't wink: Hahaha, what a great saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover."]

[Pai Da's spittle flying everywhere: Red umbrella, white stripes, let's lie down on the board together after we finish eating~]

[Lingling is not clever: True liking doesn't care whether it's good-looking or not; true love doesn't care about its appearance. Just like people in Y City never blame mushrooms for being poisonous, but think they weren't cooked properly.]

Jian Xingzhi regretfully put down the mushroom in his hand.

Shi Banqing, who was ahead, came back carrying a pile of sweet potatoes: "There's a pile of sweet potatoes over there!"

"I've checked these sweet potatoes, and they're all normal. There shouldn't be any problem."

Some production teams will grow some food on the island in advance to prevent the guests from starving to death.

These must be the sweet potatoes that the production team planted in advance.

The three of them searched around but couldn't find any other food, so they had no choice but to return the way they came with the sweet potatoes.

I just dumped a bunch of sweet potatoes.

The drones hovering in the air gradually began to make noise.

"Dear teachers—"

"My younger brothers and sisters—"

"good afternoon."

"As dinner time approaches, the six groups have completed setting up their shelters and earned points. They are now ready to participate in the points-based competition."

"The airdrop of supplies is about to begin. In one minute, we will drop five chickens and three rabbits. Please use your abilities to catch tonight's prey and exchange it for food."

"Only those who participate in the points-based competition will receive the rewards for this airdrop competition. Each group needs to contribute ten points to participate in the points-based competition."

"Groups that agree to pay points can inform the production team directly, and we will deduct the points accordingly. Please note that there is no guarantee that you will receive food after paying points. You can cooperate to catch prey, but the points will not be refunded if you fail to catch any prey."

"A reminder: please do not steal other people's prey, otherwise you will be penalized five points. We are a positive energy variety show live broadcast room, and we want to spread positive energy."

"Just a reminder, the chickens and rabbits we've chosen this time are rather rebellious, known as local chicken and rabbit tyrants. So, everyone, do your best to make it to dinner!"

Director Deng's voice echoed throughout the entire island.

[Director Deng, you've broken the rules by talking about chickens instead of bullies!]

[Hahaha, Director Deng was talking about a positive energy live stream one second, and the next second he broke the rules himself, hahaha!]

[Kneel down and beg you to AFK: Rebellious? How rebellious can you be? More rebellious than my stupid younger brother?]

[Damn it, I'm not allowed to have sex: ...If you say that, you're not allowed to hit me anymore.]

[Unhappy Red Bean Paste: Oh, my little brother's still alive?]

Shi Banqing and Jian Huaijin handed in their points together. Before they could even enjoy the points they had just earned, *snap*, they were gone.

After submitting the points.

The sound of helicopters humming could be heard from the distant sky.

The helicopter hovered in mid-air, and after a moment, one bright red object after another, with parachutes attached, fell down.

Not only that.

Several more white clumps, each with a parachute attached, fell down.

Everyone: ……

What a novel approach!

They ran in the direction of the airdrop and happened to see a big, bright red chicken land. Its feathers were bright and shiny, and its size was so large that it didn't look like a normal chicken; it looked like a small peacock that couldn't spread its tail feathers.

The chicken walked at the front with an arrogant and disdainful expression.

Before they could catch the chicken, Liu Linlin rushed over, her face flushed and her forehead covered in sweat. She bent down and looked at the rooster with tender affection.

"Hello little chick, come here, we won't scratch you!"

Standing to the side, Liu Xiaodong waited for an opportunity to catch the rooster.

Seeing that Liu Xiaodong and his group were trying to catch the chicken first, Jian Xingzhi wanted to pounce on the rooster. Before he could pounce, the rooster saw through his intentions and arrogantly walked towards Liu Linlin.

Seeing that things were going well, Liu Linlin gradually lured it over.

"Little chick, come quick! Big sister won't hurt you, come with big sister."

[A 38-year-old divorced woman with three children: Does she really think she can succeed?]

[Linlin is so patient! Animals really do love cute little girls!]

[I've heard that animals gravitate towards kind-hearted people; it seems Linlin is a simple and kind girl!]

[As expected of my new electronic darling, even the animals love her!]

The rooster strode straight toward her, and Liu Xiaodong seized the opportunity to grab it. As Liu Xiaodong's hand drew closer and closer to the rooster, a triumphant look spread across his face.

He was determined to get that chicken!

However, reality did not unfold as he had imagined.

Before he could even catch the rooster, it leaped up, flapped its wings, flew briefly, and landed directly on his hand, kicking Liu Linlin in the face and slapping her a few times with its wings.

"ah!"

Liu Linlin screamed and covered her face, the messy feathers sticking to her head, making her look extremely disheveled.

"You little brat, back when Cuihua from the next village tricked me, you were still playing in the mud!"

Ye Qi suddenly heard a rough, hoarse voice like a quack's, and looked around blankly.

Who is speaking?

The system, which had been idling away and never logging in, popped up: "Hehe! Master! It's that chicken talking!"

Ye Qi: "?"

The system, with a shy yet boastful tone, said, "My cheat ability allows the host to hear animal sounds and even talk to them. How about that! Isn't my cheat ability amazing? Can you praise me, Master? (*′︶`*)"

Ye Qi: "..."

What a useless cheat code.

Since it said that, then it means, "Oh, you're so amazing."

"Hehe~ Thank you, my lord!"

Ye Qi was having a conversation with the system, while on the other side she was doing some light tackling.

When Liu Xiaodong saw Liu Linlin being bullied, he was furious and rushed to pounce on the culprit, but he missed and almost fell flat on his face.

Just then, a rabbit, no less sturdy than a rooster, hopped and skipped along.

The red-eyed, white-furred rabbit was frighteningly large, nearly the size of the rooster Liu Linlin had. Anyone who saw it would exclaim:

Holy crap, what a plump rabbit!

You need to sprinkle in half a bottle of cumin and chili powder!

Following behind the rabbit, Wang Shiji waved his arms, his hair a mess like a bird's nest, and a red, swollen patch on his face.

"That wretched, smelly rabbit!"

"Don't run!"

"I'm going to catch you and make you into a spicy rabbit head!"

Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, the rabbit rolled its eyes: "You think you can catch me? Are humans really that simple-minded and confident?"

Upon hearing the word "spicy rabbit head," Liu Linlin, who had been squatting nearby and constantly sobbing, turned pale with fright and uttered that damnably familiar classic line:

"How could you eat such a cute bunny?"

No sooner had she finished speaking than the rabbit ran up to Liu Linlin, stepped on her head, and then pushed off backward, using the momentum to fly away.

Liu Linlin, who was dizzy from being stepped on, almost fell to the ground.

At the same moment, a new rooster came running from the other side, clucking incessantly, with Jiang Yihuan and Jiang Suiwan chasing after it.

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