Chapter 21: Beyond seven steps, my gun is fast; within seven steps, my gun is both fast and accurate!



"How's it going? Have you calmed that woman down yet? Make sure she won't pursue the matter and gets her to sign that agreement..."

In the program's main control room, Zhang Xian, the mastermind behind the hilarious pranks, was making phone calls to the program's staff.

After receiving a definite answer from the staff on the other end, Zhang Xian nodded in satisfaction and hung up the phone.

Because in previous episodes of the hilarious prank show, there have actually been cases where the pranked passersby later sued the production team.

Having learned from this experience, after pranking a passerby, they would immediately sign an agreement with the passerby before the passerby had fully recovered from the prank.

I guarantee there won't be any trouble.

"Boss, our insurance bookings are also going very well. Many viewers have chosen our insurance after watching our program!"

At this moment, another woman dressed in flamboyant clothes came over and reported another situation.

That's right!

The advertisement that was shown during the live broadcast was a set of ads related to personal safety insurance.

Judging from the current situation, showing viewers the pitiful state of passersby after being pranked, followed by an insurance advertisement, can effectively increase people's willingness to buy insurance...

"Alright, viewers, the commercial break is over. Did you buy your insurance? Let's continue with more exciting live pranks!"

The program director then switched the topic back, saying:

"Look everyone, that handsome young man also didn't notice that there was anything wrong with two people squatting on the side of the street."

It has to be said that everyone's vigilance was extremely poor, and it was precisely because of this that we actors were able to take advantage of the situation..."

In the live stream, the handsome young man who walked up was also sandwiched between two fierce-looking men.

The anticipated 'rebellion' plot did not materialize.

The second passerby was portrayed as even weaker; his legs went weak before he even entered the alley, and he had to be carried in by the two actors!

"Did the audience see that? When he encountered the criminals, the young man was so scared that his legs went weak!"

Oh no, it wasn't just his legs that were weak; did you see that? His pants were wet! He peed himself from fear!

The director's voice was several octaves higher.

Meanwhile, viewers watching the live stream were bombarded with comments:

[That's awful. This coward is so boring. If it were me, I would have fought back long ago.]

"Yeah, they're just two thugs. If they can't beat me, they can at least outrun me. Besides, I'm a sprint champion."

On the one hand, this passerby showed absolutely no vigilance, which was annoying to watch; on the other hand, they were cowards!

[This is so embarrassing! I'm not even as good as that girl from before, pshaw!]

...

[This is really awkward. Look, after the actor explained the situation, this guy wishes he could disappear into the ground.]

[Hahaha, once this show airs, he's probably going to face a major social disaster, with his family and friends...]

[I have to say, the production team is really unscrupulous, but I like it, hahaha, that's just how vulgar I am!]

[Keep going, keep going, I love watching these, keep going...]

...

As countless viewers watched, the pranked young man burst into tears, probably anticipating the disastrous scene that was about to unfold.

It's a pity that he has already contributed all his efforts to the program team. Since he has no value, he doesn't deserve to appear on camera anymore.

Now the scene shifts, and the two menacing actors are searching for their next unlucky victim.

As for the young man who was so scared that he wet his pants, other members of the production team will naturally take care of him, ensuring that he leaves obediently and doesn't cause any trouble later.

...

After leaving the film set, Xu Lu used his acting skills to practice. Since it was still early, he planned to go to the city center to shop and buy himself a couple of outfits.

Thinking this, Xu Lu took a few steps forward and saw the two people who had been squatting by the roadside earlier approaching him from the left and right.

The instinct brought about by his 'combat proficiency' made Xu Lu want to take action immediately and eliminate any potential danger.

However, his instincts, honed by his 'performance skills,' made him realize that the two men who were getting close to him were acting far too obviously.

Even the knives they held, half-hidden in their hands, trembled slightly as they moved quickly.

It's clearly just a prop used for acting.

Moreover, in the next moment, Xu Lu also saw that the two guys had hidden cameras on their chests.

Looking around again, wow, there were some on the nearby walls too.

Xu Lu instantly understood what was going on; it seemed he had encountered some kind of live prank show.

Although he hadn't watched it before, he had heard the crew members talk about it, saying it was a pretty unscrupulous program that made many passersby look foolish.

With this in mind, Xu Lu made a plan.

Meanwhile, the program's director continued to ramble:

"Dear viewers, it seems that the people we're going to prank today aren't on guard at all, look!"

That kid was so stupid that he didn't even realize what was happening when our two actors ran over.

I wonder if this young man is as timid as the one before him.

"If they get so scared by the two of us actors that they wet their pants, that would be incredibly embarrassing."

Viewers watching the live broadcast nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, this young man is really handsome. It wouldn't be fun if he also wet his pants."

"I highly suspect that these two actors will also try to take advantage of the handsome young man. Look at how their eyes are shining."

"Hey, why isn't this young man moving at all? Has he been scared out of his wits again?"

"Either they're terrified, or they haven't figured out what's going on; either way, they've been pranked!"

...

Back on set, the two actors who had been holding knives appeared very relaxed.

Having played many pranks, they knew that as long as they had a knife, whether it was a prop or not, everything would go quite smoothly.

Now, it's time to draw your 'knife'!

"Don't move! Don't make a sound, just come with us, or our knives won't have eyes!"

One of the 'thugs' said in a deep, menacing voice.

Another 'thug' also brandished his 'knife' with a sinister grin on his face.

However, the next moment, the two actors suddenly felt a chill down their backs. An invisible killing intent made them instantly get goosebumps.

And at some point, the two noticed that the pretty boy sandwiched between them had reached under his clothes, revealing a stick-like object.

A voice, seemingly from hell, rang in their ears:

"I just escaped from prison and I'm already being robbed at knifepoint? That's interesting! But..."

"My gun is faster than seven paces away; within seven paces, my gun is both fast and accurate!"

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