Wow! The opening scene is a grand spectacle of vanquishing demons and monsters? How exciting! Wait, why isn't that Uncle Nine?
"Yeah, this Taoist priest looks completely different from 'Uncle Nine', he looks a bit sleazy."
"Two zombies have come out. Hmm, why does this feel like a movie?"
Hahaha, it really was an act! These two little devils are raised by a Taoist priest, amazing!
"Damn it! This big house is actually a haunted house, and there's a family of zombies living inside."
The Taoist priest and his group's act has somehow managed to expose this whole family. What are they going to do now? Terrifying..."
...
That's right!
At this moment in the screening room, Mr. Linghuan from Daxu Culture has already begun the story.
However, what puzzled the audience was...
Although the opening scene was quite grand, the person performing the ritual was not the well-known Uncle Nine.
However, the plot involving the Taoist priest raising two baby zombies still firmly captured the audience's attention.
Of course, one person and two zombies were no match for the original inhabitants of the haunted house and were beaten and fled in disarray.
So, amidst the slightly eerie atmosphere, the audience occasionally let out knowing laughs.
Some of the people who had come in groups couldn't help but start laughing and talking:
"It has to be the films produced by Da Xu Culture. Although they are a little scary, they also have a lot of funny scenes to balance it out."
"Exactly, I love this feeling the most. It's not particularly scary, but it's enough to give you goosebumps."
"But isn't Uncle Nine from the previous Mr. Vampire movie the main character of this film? Why hasn't he appeared yet?"
"Speak of the devil, and here he comes! Uncle Nine is here, hahaha, and the security captain from last time is here too."
"Hey, what are they doing? Fighting off bandits?"
...
As the plot unfolds, the well-known "Uncle Nine" reappears in the audience's sight.
He still has those long eyebrows, which give people the impression that he is a master.
Especially when compared to the Taoist priest who appeared at the very beginning of the series, even though Uncle Nine wasn't wearing a Taoist robe, he looked more like a Taoist priest.
Next, the audience assumed it was just a normal scene of resisting bandits, so they relaxed.
But they soon realized that things were not so simple.
This small village is indeed because of Uncle Jiu's existence.
These bandits are no ordinary people; they all possess witchcraft skills.
"Wow! That's terrifying! That bandit smeared something on his neck, and the wound healed instantly?"
Dilraba, who had already taken off her sunglasses, stared wide-eyed and said incredulously.
My best friend Rui Rui next to me also had a 'I can't look' expression, and exclaimed in shock:
"Dilraba, it's all your fault. I probably won't forget this scene for the next few days."
However, the security captain and another villager were hilarious; they were sawing at the bandit's neck back and forth.
"Hahaha, I was just about to say that too, it's really hilarious."
Just like in the previous Mr. Zombie movie, this security captain is a complete idiot!
Reba nodded repeatedly in agreement.
Sure enough, the two characters playing around in the play soon went too far and were chased and hacked by the strange bandits.
Fortunately, in the end, it was 'Uncle Nine' who stepped in to resolve the situation.
The scene involving 'children's urine' once again dissipated the terrifying atmosphere built up by the plot.
The audience was overjoyed, but also surprised that Uncle Nine actually had boy urine...
After a fierce battle between the two sides, although some of the bandits escaped, most of them were killed and two were captured alive.
Then, the villagers returned to the village with gongs and drums, all beaming with joy.
Oh, it's also because it's Uncle Nine's birthday.
But to everyone's surprise, his apprentices were all eager to catch his "virgin urine," which amused the audience immensely.
"Hahahaha, this is hilarious! This guy named A-Qiang deserves it for going out of his way to cause trouble!"
Now look what happened! He got tricked by Da Bao and Xiao Bao; everyone thinks he was performing acrobatics!
Inside the movie theater, the girl Sasha was also overjoyed.
Xiaoyu, a good friend standing next to him, nodded repeatedly and said with a smile:
"This is so interesting. I didn't expect that no one else could see Da Bao and Xiao Bao. This captain is doomed."
"Yes, but with such a commotion, Uncle Nine will probably hear it, right?"
Sasha said quickly.
She was right.
As the commotion grew too loud, Uncle Nine came downstairs and happened to witness the scene of the security captain being forcibly swallowed by a sword.
In an instant, Uncle Nine realized something was wrong.
He took out two leaf-shaped objects and waved them in front of his eyes, which opened his third eye, allowing him to see the existence of Da Bao and Xiao Bao.
This cool move immediately drew gasps from the audience in the screening room.
"Wow! Uncle Nine is amazing! What kind of magic is this? He can actually see Da Bao and Xiao Bao!"
The little fish looked surprised.
Sasha nodded, excitedly saying:
"I know why I like watching Uncle Nine's movies now, it's because I like watching him perform these magical Taoist arts."
Even though you know it's fake, it's acted out, it looks exactly like the real thing, doesn't it...?
Just as Sasha said, many viewers unconsciously followed Uncle Nine's example and made a series of gestures in front of their eyes.
Unfortunately, they didn't have Uncle Nine's abilities and couldn't open their own third eye.
However, before everyone could feel regret for long, the following plot made them anxious.
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