"Wow, this is incredible! Brothers, we've finally managed to connect with Xu Lu, who's known as the Black Impermanence."
It's said that this Black Impermanence merely waved to Brother Jiu yesterday, and Brother Jiu, with millions of followers, instantly died on the spot...
As I say this, I feel a chill run down my spine. I wonder if they'll make me die too?
While Xu Lu was still pondering who was the unluckiest,
The 'Donkey Bro' who had just joined the live stream was already excitedly talking to his fans.
Although this "Donkey Bro" doesn't have as many fans as yesterday's "Wine Bro," he still has close to 100,000.
The content of his live stream is basically about approaching pretty girls on the street to attract viewers' attention and get donations from fans.
As for whether the girls who are approached will get angry or feel embarrassed or uncomfortable, that's not something Brother Donkey needs to worry about.
Using this method, after a period of live streaming, Brother Donkey successfully gained a group of old perverted fans.
Unfortunately, traffic has its limits, and recently, Brother Donkey has felt that the growth rate of his live stream fans has become very slow.
So after learning about the "Black Impermanence" from the "rumors" of the martial arts world, he did not hesitate to contact him.
As for the rumor that this Black Impermanence has the ability to snatch souls, Brother Donkey doesn't believe it at all.
In his opinion, the reason that guy was drunk was simply because of drinking.
If I were that guy who drinks so much, I would never be a fool and actually drink that much every day; I would only have a few sips as a token gesture.
Everything else is made up of water; only a fool would actually drink it!
As for Brother Donkey himself, he runs around outside every day and feels that his body is better than most people, so what is he afraid of?
As long as it increases the popularity and number of fans in the live stream, he'd be willing to connect with anyone, not just Black Impermanence, but even Black and White Impermanence combined with Yama.
In some ways, Brother Donkey was really lucky, because he was the first streamer to connect with Xu Lu after the "Black Impermanence" rumor went viral.
"Congratulations to the streamer! You've successfully infiltrated the Black Impermanence's ranks, dispelling our superstitious beliefs and restoring order to the world!"
"Speaking of which, Brother Donkey is quite something. He's been hitting on pretty girls all along, but now he's changed his taste."
"Pfft! Holy crap, bro, your thought process is pretty unique. What do you mean by 'changing tastes'? Does he like men now?"
"Oh, it really is true. The streamer that Brother Donkey connected with today is quite handsome, isn't he?"
"Donkey Bro has switched from flirting with pretty girls to flirting with handsome guys, which is quite surprising."
...
"Alright, stop fooling around. The streamer that Donkey Brother connected with is said to be a bit eerie. Brother Jiu connected with him and then died not long after. That's why he's nicknamed 'Black Impermanence'."
"Really? I didn't pay much attention to what happened yesterday, brother, tell me more?"
"I was wondering why Brother Donkey wasn't out chatting up pretty girls on the street today, but instead was connecting with handsome guys online. I never knew there was this inside story!"
"Of course it's true. You can search for the details yourself. Anyway, it's a bit scary."
...
The live stream chat was filled with more comments than usual, and the number of fans was visibly increasing.
Brother Donkey was immediately delighted.
He looked at Xu Lu, who remained silent in the opposite live stream, and said with a disdainful expression:
"Hey, you know, Black Impermanence, right?"
Everyone says you have the power to bewitch people; yesterday, Brother Jiu died because he connected with you online.
I'm already online with you, so why don't you try to seduce me?
I refuse to believe you can kill me too. There's no such thing as a supernatural thing in the world…
After Brother Donkey said this, Xu Lu's fans in the live stream were unhappy:
[What the heck? How did you vote for another idiot?]
[Yeah, their manners are getting worse and worse. What kind of guy is "Donkey Brother"? Does he have a donkey penis?]
I just checked the other side's live stream and found that this streamer is quite disgusting.
This guy doesn't do anything productive all day; he just flirts with pretty girls on the street, he's shameless.
[That's right! I once stumbled upon this guy's live stream, and his interaction with his fans was absolutely cringe-worthy.]
And this guy sticks to any pretty girl he sees like a leech, it's incredibly annoying.
[Host, disconnect from this guy. We made a mistake; we should have used someone else.]
...
Seeing his fans in the live stream expressing their regret, Xu Lu finally spoke up.
He wasn't speaking to the fans, but rather to Donkey Brother, who had just provoked him, and he offered a warning:
"Brother, what delicious food haven't you eaten yet? What fun activities haven't you tried yet?"
Hurry up and eat, drink, and have fun.
We must cherish the present moment, because no one knows whether tomorrow or misfortune will come first.
That's all I can say. Wishing you all the best.
Upon hearing this, the fans in the long-awaited live stream instantly felt relieved:
[Wow! Holy crap, what the streamer said is practically identical to what he said to Brother Jiu yesterday!]
When it comes to the ability to infuriate people, if this streamer considers himself second, I don't think anyone would dare to claim first place...
No one knows whether tomorrow or misfortune will come first; this statement actually makes a lot of sense.
To be honest, that guy on the other side is a jerk. Our streamer doesn't say anything, but he keeps babbling on and on.
Now look what happened! The moment our host opened his mouth, his face visibly darkened. He was stunned, wasn't he?
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