[The "Nine-Year Compulsory Education Failures"—those who slipped through the net of compulsory education? Hahaha, Director Xu truly lives up to his reputation as a comedian.]
Yes, the summary is not only spot-on, but also hilarious; who would have thought of that!
[This is hilarious. That guy named Lu Yuchen is such a loser. No wonder he's so uncultured...]
It's a wonder so many people still like him. I don't know what they like about him; he's just a pretty face!
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[So you see, of all people to offend, you have to offend Director Xu. One 'Junior Failure' from him can nail you to the pillar of shame.]
[Hahaha, that's right! From now on, when people mention "Jiu Lou Yu" (a person who failed the imperial examinations), they'll think of Lu Yuchen.]
I reckon that the other person's nickname "Prince of Stars" won't become as famous as "Nine-Leak Fish" in the future, definitely.
[By the way, did Director Xu deliberately use this term, or was it intentional?]
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Whether Director Xu did it on purpose or not, I really love this phrase. These uncultured young idols shouldn't have so much online traffic; they're corrupting their fans!
That's right! Let's give 'Jiu Lou Yu' (a derogatory term for someone who is unqualified or has failed a legal exam) a boost and make this term go viral!
I've disliked those young male celebrities for a long time. They don't even have any substantial work, yet they dare to call themselves stars. Where do they get their confidence?
Singers used to have hit songs, and movie stars had representative works; nowadays, young idols have no works, only popularity...
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That's so true. Some young heartthrobs might be thugs one minute and then suddenly become stars the next.
Indeed, many young male celebrities have risen to fame inexplicably, essentially being artificially promoted to top positions by capital.
These so-called top influencers are nothing more than tools used by capital to exploit ordinary people.
The cycle of "leeks" (a metaphor for easily exploited consumers) continues, and so do the top influencers, just like an assembly line.
Director Xu's phrase "nine out of ten fish" is a profound satire of this phenomenon, and it's very insightful...
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As mentioned earlier, Director Xu's fans are incredibly powerful.
They said they wanted to "add fuel to the fire," and they weren't exaggerating. With everyone's help, the term "nine-year-old fish" quickly became a hit online.
In particular, when explaining this word, people often bring up 'Lu Yuchen' as an example.
So netizens quickly realized that the term "九漏鱼" (jiǔ lòu yú) was a slang term created by Director Xu based on the singer Lu Yuchen.
With such an explanation, how could Lu Yuchen, the original owner of this body, not be furious?
"These damn internet trolls, that damn Xu Lu, how dare he call me a 'Jiu Louyu' (a derogatory term for someone who is unemployed or underage)?"
Enraged, Lu Yuchen threw several more plush toys at once, angrily saying:
"Although I did not continue my schooling for the sake of art, I never stopped learning!"
Even with a fever of 39 degrees Celsius, I still need to read and write to stimulate my creative inspiration, and stay up all night.
These people know nothing, yet they call me a loser and slander my reputation. It's outrageous!
Brother Qi, you and the company must help me wash away this shame..."
Hearing Lu Yuchen's complaints, Qi Ge, as his agent, also turned ashen-faced.
He was silent for a moment before speaking:
"Ahem, Chenchen, this matter may be more troublesome than we think. That Xu guy has too much influence. This time, perhaps we shouldn't clash with him."
But since things have come to this point, there's not much more to say. Fortunately, your new song is about to be released, and as long as the fans like it, none of this matters.
Once things calm down a bit, you should also take some time to get a certification and a university correspondence degree to prove that your academic qualifications are legitimate…
"Huh? Just because of one sentence from that Xu guy, I have to do so many extra things?"
"Brother Qi, you know I'm not very good at studying, and now I have to take certification exams? Isn't that just making things difficult for me?"
Upon hearing this, Lu Yuchen immediately became anxious and said:
"Can't I just spend money to buy one? After all, I simply don't have time to do these things because of my creative work!"
"That probably won't work, because if word gets out, it will cause even more trouble!"
The agent shook his head and said:
"But don't worry, it won't take you much time, and you won't actually have to take an exam."
Although Lu Yuchen was persuaded, he still felt very aggrieved.
Being given the nickname "Nine-Leftover Fish" for no reason is infuriating for anyone!
Besides, as a singer, if I have talent in music, do I need the academic qualifications that the general public needs?
"And even if I have a low level of education, the money I earn in a year is more than the average person can earn in a lifetime!"
"Hmph, these idiot netizens are just jealous of me, that's why they keep bringing this up online."
Lu Yuchen thought with some resentment:
"But even if you're jealous, you'll never be as rich as me."
After I release my new song "Beautiful Scenery and Fine Time", I can make a big profit from my fans.
These fans are so easy to make money from; they just say whatever comes to mind and act like they've lost their minds.
They even called me a loser, but I think these fans are even worse than losers, they're all complete idiots..."
After mentally ranting for a while, Lu Yuchen's mood finally improved.
He decided that he wouldn't give those fans a friendly look the next time they met.
Anyway, he knows his own fans.
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