Chapter 43 Superficial Humanity
Two o'clock in the middle of the night
Zuo An and the three roommates were all drunk. The barbecue restaurant owner was a little worried when he saw that the four of them couldn't get up. He was going to close the stall, so what should he do with these four people?
While I was thinking of a solution, a black Hummer stopped in front of the barbecue stall. The door opened and a tall figure walked out.
"Come back tomorrow, we are closing up." The barbecue restaurant owner, who was packing up his stall, said without raising his head.
"It's okay, I'm not here to eat, I'm here to pick someone up." A low and slightly magnetic voice sounded.
"Oh, who are you picking up?" The barbecue restaurant owner still didn't look up, but his wife beside him widened her eyes and nudged the barbecue restaurant owner with her elbow.
"What are you doing!" The barbecue restaurant owner was hurt and turned to ask his wife.
The lady boss pointed forward, and the owner of the barbecue stall looked up, then froze in shock.
Standing in front of them was a white-haired young man wearing a black modified ancient-style narrow-sleeved brocade robe.
His eyebrows were as light as distant mountains, his eyes were blood red, his nose was as straight as a mountain peak, his lips were as red as blood, and his skin was as white as snow. He looked like a vampire in movies and TV shows who lived by sucking human blood.
Extremely beautiful, extremely gorgeous and extremely dangerous!
"Boss, how much did they spend? I'll pay for it." The man pointed to the table where four drunks were lying.
"Oh, oh, them, a total of 750 yuan." The barbecue stall owner swallowed subconsciously.
"Scan the code." The man paid the money readily, then walked up to the four drunks, feeling a little embarrassed.
"Go and help quickly." The proprietress scolded the barbecue stall owner again, saying that he had no tact at all. Didn't she see that it was inconvenient for the man to wear ancient-style brocade clothes?
"Boss, let me help you." The owner of the barbecue stall quickly ran over to help.
"Wait a moment, I've called a taxi, and these three will help me get to that car." The man pointed to the taxi following the Hummer.
"Are these three people? Let me help too." The taxi driver hurriedly got out to help. The boss generously gave him a thousand yuan tip and drove him to the university less than ten kilometers away. That must be a great service.
"Thank you." The man half-helped one of the drunks up, not caring at all that his high clothes were reeking of alcohol.
After stuffing the drunkard into the back seat, the man got out again and told the taxi driver to make sure to take him to the dormitory.
"Don't worry, boss. I will deliver it to you." For the 1,000 yuan tip, the taxi driver patted his chest.
The man thanked him, turned around, and got into the Hummer. The barbecue stall owner and the others seemed to hear a complaint, "How can a host be so drunk that the system has to pick him up? Am I looking for an employee for myself, or a father?"
Hearing this, the three barbecue stall owners looked at each other in confusion, "What did he just say?"
"Hey, it's probably the cosplay that young people like." The lady boss came over and looked very knowledgeable.
"Yeah, I heard that people who play GOSPLAY are very rich. Look, he drives a Hummer. He is really rich." The taxi driver exclaimed.
For some reason, the three of them thought of the man just now, his blood-red eyes, his face as white as snow, and his lips as red as if he had eaten a baby, and they all shuddered.
"Oh, honey, I'm tired, let's quickly close the stall."
"Hahaha, I have to see someone off too. No more chatting."
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A black Hummer was speeding on the road late at night. As it was driving, it suddenly became illusory, and in the blink of an eye, it disappeared.
The white-haired young man threw the drunkard onto the bed. He smelled the smell of alcohol on his body and frowned in disgust.
Then he looked down at the drunk lying on the bed, and reached out to poke the man's cheek with great dissatisfaction, saying as he did so, "You dare to touch me, dare to touch me."
As he was reciting the mantra, he used both hands to pull the drunk's face into various shapes. Finally, he let go after the drunk cried out in pain.
Looking at the drunkard's red face, the white-haired young man tossed his long hair and raised his chin in satisfaction, "Forget it, this system is magnanimous and will forgive you, little Karami."
"Puff!" With a slight sound, the white-haired young man turned into a blue ball with a "duang" sound, and landed on the ground in a traditional brocade robe.
"Hehe, I see you won't have a headache when you wake up tomorrow." The two tentacles on the ball's head rubbed together, and the ancient brocade clothes that fell on the ground disappeared without a trace.
It turned around and wanted to leave, but then it heard the drunk on the bed twisting and turning as if in discomfort, rubbing against the sheets and making an unpleasant noise.
The ball turned around, and with a flick of the two tentacles on its head, the drunkard's clothes on the bed disappeared completely.
"Tsk tsk, it's just a boiled chicken, not worth looking at at all." The ball's eyes flickered, and with another flick of its tentacles, the drunk's body on the bed became clean and refreshed as if it had been washed with water.
The two tentacles moved again, and a thin sheet covered the drunkard's body.
Yuanqiu was in a good mood and turned around and left, seemingly not worried at all about how the drunkard would feel when he woke up tomorrow and found himself naked in bed.
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early morning
"Ahhh..." A scream came from Zuo An's room. Yuanqiu raised the brightest smile and spun around in the marriage room.
After a while, Zuo An rushed into the marriage room on the first floor with messy hair, "Xiaoqiuqiu, how did I get back yesterday?"
"You came back just like that?"
"Who brought me back?"
"Is this important?"
"Of course it's important!" Zuo An woke up early in the morning and found himself lying on the bed without clothes. He was so scared that the headache from the hangover disappeared.
During the week he spent in the House of Marriage between All Worlds, he was told clearly that race was no longer an issue, let alone gender. If he was drunk and his body was picked up by a beautiful woman, it would be fine, but if he was picked up by a man, his innocence would be lost.
Seeing Zuo An's panic, Yuanqiu couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter? Do you still think that a beautiful woman or a handsome man would be interested in you?"
"Beautiful women are fine, but handsome men are not interested in this right now!" Zuo An felt relieved when he heard Yuanqiu's words. It seemed that no one sent him back. Could it be that he crawled back drunk?
"Are you discriminating against homosexuals?" Yuanqiu narrowed his eyes and exuded a dangerous aura.
Zuo An immediately raised his hands and said, "God knows what? If I discriminate against homosexuals, I won't support the marriage between the Zerg and Earth. Besides, in the world where the weirdness comes, Zhang Xiaohai and He Rui's lovers are all of the same sex, okay?"
"Then you look like you dislike homosexuality."
"It's not that I dislike homosexuality. You know, I've never been exposed to this circle since I was a child. Of course, I definitely don't discriminate."
"You just don't accept yourself as you are?"
Zuo An choked for a moment, and he suddenly thought of Liu Langyue and An Er, a combination of handsome men and beautiful men, which was very pleasing to the eyes. Zhang Xiaohai and He Rui, they had a love that was willing to die for each other. It seemed that the gender of his future partner would not be so rigid.
"Not really, I can't accept it."
The ball's eyes rolled around, "Do you like beautiful women?"
"Who doesn't like beautiful women?"
"Oh... You don't reject homosexuals, you reject ugly homosexuals."
"That's enough! I'm not that superficial. I'm going upstairs to wash up. I still have to set up the party venue later."
"You are such a superficial human being!" The ball looked at Zuo An who was running up in a hurry, with a pair of tentacles swaying. Suddenly, Zuo An's boiled chicken figure last night appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but click his tongue twice.
It's too thin. As its host, it's a disgrace to the system.
Hehehe, it remembers that the Zerg have a nutrient solution that can make people strong.
So before Zuo An settled down, Yuanqiu turned on the computer and searched on it for how to keep people strong.
A bunch of worm milk powder immediately popped up on the mall page. Yuanqiu turned around and looked left and right. Seeing that Zuo An didn't come down, he quickly bought a bunch of worm milk powder that Zuo An could drink like a thief.
"Little ball, hurry up, let's set up the venue. Liu Langyue and the others will be here at 10 o'clock." Zuo An ran down in a hurry and turned off the computer with a snap.
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