My name is Yan Shuangying.
Everyone says that I am a child given by God to the Great Zhou, my father is the noble Lord Haotian, and I am destined to be the future emperor of the Great Zhou.
But they all know that my father is not Haotian, but a ridiculous bastard with no moral integrity!
I know that too.
Everyone knows it, but no one says anything and pretends to know nothing. Even the historians don't write a single word about it.
He just pretended to be deaf and dumb, just acquiesced, and allowed that person to spend the night on the dragon bed and hold an open meeting.
They even covered up his mess and made it easy for him to do his dirty deeds.
Why is this happening!
What happened to the Great Zhou Dynasty?
How can we tolerate a guy who is more shameless than King Zhou of Shang?
They even call it cultivating immortality.
Is there such a way to cultivate immortality?
asshole!
Forget it, I won’t say anymore. It’s really infuriating.
Let me tell you my name.
My mother, the second emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty, said that my name was thought up by my father after he went without food and drink for 81 days.
It is in line with the way of heaven and is a name bestowed by God.
People with this name will secretly comply with the law of cause and effect in every move they make, and all kinds of blessings will be bestowed upon them.
It is the most honorable name in the world.
But I know very well that this is completely a scam.
How could this bastard dad come up with a decent name?
Because I have four brothers and sisters, and each one has a more bizarre name than the other.
First of all, there is the fourth brother, Zhang San, who is known as an outlaw and is totally out of his mind!
Next is the eldest brother, his name is Mingtai. This is how the bastard dad explained it, because Grandpa Ming is his grandfather no matter where he is.
What the hell is going on!
Is this something people can understand?
Ridiculous, so ridiculous!
A mess.
baffling.
It's clearly something made up to fool people!
How did he end up with such a father?
My third brother is even more unlucky. His name is Li Yuanfang.
According to my dad, it's some kind of ghost, and its martial arts skills are destined to be the best in the world.
But the third brother is actually a "good-for-nothing" who can't practice the family's internal skills. It must be the fault of the name.
And there is the little sister, Qin Yaya.
I don’t know what’s in this old man’s brain to come up with a name like Qin Yaya.
The princess of the Great Zhou actually has such a name. Wouldn’t it make people laugh to death if people told others about it?
As he was speaking, a pig-slaughtering laugh suddenly emerged in his mind.
"Hahaha--"
"I'm huh, I'm huh, Thirteen Yao, today and tomorrow, all the dogs belong to me!"
Yan Shuangying frowned and angrily added a few more words on the paper:
I don't know this noisy woman.
Well, I don’t know him.
That's it.
Tell me, how much sin did I commit in my previous life to end up with such an unreliable father and mother?
Just think about these days, it’s so painful!
Fortunately, I have the upright and righteous teachers Chen and Wei by my side. They taught me to read, explained to me the principles of governing a country, and told me to treat the people well. They really taught me a lot of things.
Well, it’s time to go for a walk with Sister Zifu.
That’s right.
Zi Fu's sister was picked up by her stepfather when he went out one day.
At that time, Zi Fu's sister brought her younger brother and nephew and came to Jingzhou after a bumpy journey to seek refuge with her relatives, but unexpectedly, her relatives had already passed away.
I was alone, helpless, hungry and cold, and then I met my father who was always frivolous.
then.
She became my child bride.
It is said that one person can produce three SSRs.
I don't know what's wrong with this cheap old dad. He just talks nonsense all day long.
However, this brother-in-law and nephew have very good academic performance in the Great Zhou Military Academy.
Grandpa Li told me that my brother-in-law and nephew completely defeated my uncle, the examiner, in the final exam a few days ago.
It seems that this old man has really good taste?
Bah! Bah! Bah!
He's just a bastard dad, a hands-off boss, and a coward!
Other playboys all cheat their fathers, but this old guy only cheats his son!
He had an old enemy named Jia Shixian, who said that in the next two years he would bring the seals of the three kingdoms and an army of 600,000 to cross thousands of rivers and mountains to attack the Great Zhou.
Then……
This old guy actually ran away with my five mothers!
You didn't clean up your own nemesis, but instead left me with a mess???
Is there anyone who wants to be a father like this?
What a bastard!
It would be better to recognize me as your father!
Irresponsible is irresponsible
He also righteously and confidently found a lot of reasons, saying:
"Boys grow up and need to learn to stand on their own feet."
"Your dad has prepared everything. All you have to do is lie down and yell 666."
"Don't worry, don't worry. I've put all my tricks in this wooden box. When you turn eighteen, remember to open it and take a look."
"Don't worry, don't cry. If you really make a mess that you can't clean up, if you really can't handle the situation, your father will come to save you on a rainbow cloud."
“…”
First of all, I didn't cry.
Men don't shed tears easily.
These are all made up by this old man and don't count.
Secondly, this cheap dad kept talking about a bunch of random and messy things.
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