I'm in Northern Song Dynasty, Don't Disturb My Gossip!

I'm in Northern Song Dynasty, Don't Disturb My Gossip!
Alternative Title: 人在北宋,吃瓜勿擾!
Author:  南伍
Status: Completed
Chapters: 69 chapters
Views: 163 views
Added: 2025-08-13
Updated: 2025-08-13

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Clear-headed college student Su Jinghe was strolling along Su Causeway when he accidentally stepped into a time portal and transmigrated to the Northern Song Dynasty, even becoming Su Shi's cousin.Most of his knowledge from the college entrance exam had been forgotten, and his physical fitness had deteriorated during university. In the Northern Song imperial court, he was as helpless as a mouse in a cat's den. What's worse, he would live to experience the Jingkang Incident! He'd rather wake up directly in a college entrance exam hall; at least failing wouldn't kill him.Yet, transmigration also came with a cheat: a "Gossip System" that helped him immensely! Worried about misjudging people or having moles in the team? No problem, just "cut" into them to see if they have any "gossip". Struggling to find talented individuals, not knowing where to seek them out? No problem, check if the system has any recommendations. There's nothing you can't imagine, and nothing the system can't "gossip" about or find resources for!However, what Su Jinghe didn't know was that his inner thoughts were freely broadcast to all civil and military officials in the court. While he resigned himself to fate, believing, "The Jingkang Incident is not something a good-for-nothing like me can change. The Great Song is poor and weak, facing wolves and tigers, kneeling faster than anyone else. Can I stop them from kneeling? Better to just slack off and muddle through," his unintentional complaints and sarcastic remarks about the court's inefficiencies spurred the Emperor and officials into action, unknowingly strengthening the nation.For instance, when Emperor Renzong of Song was about to agree to a deceptive peace treaty with Western Xia, Su Jinghe's inner thought, "Kneeling again, kneeling again. They're tricking you, can't you stop kneeling? You can't even defeat Western Xia, such a small place, do you know how embarrassing that is?! I'm too ashamed to say I like your Northern Song!" infuriated the court, leading them to crush Western Xia instead. Similarly, his sardonic comments on leniency for criminals pushed the Emperor to re-examine unjust cases rather than issue unconditional pardons.As a minor official just coasting along, Su Jinghe's biggest hobby was encouraging his wife to make money, planning to 'pack his bags and run' before the Jingkang disaster. Yet, thanks to his unwitting influence and the efforts of powerful figures in court, the Great Song prospered, becoming unexpectedly strong! Su Jinghe's own small life became increasingly wonderful, as he lived comfortably. One day, however, his colleagues finally confronted him, snarling, "Who's been constantly cursing our Great Song for kneeling too easily! Is it you!" Su Jinghe looked closely and it was his own colleague! [Wait, kneeling too easily? Was that me cursing? Did I perhaps leak it in my sleep?]Su Jinghe thus journeyed from accidentally becoming a third-place scholar to a prime minister, and even single-handedly supported an empress. His wife, Madam Wang Wenjun, became a pillar of their family and understood her husband's unrecognized veto power: anything he didn't agree with simply couldn't be done. Our Great Song truly can't do without your thoughts; we can't be without your gossip!

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Chapters


Chapter 1 Identity Stolen (2025-08-13)
Chapter 2 What? I don't deserve it! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 3 Recycling Copywriting (I: Can I Still Make the Song Dynasty Not Kneel?) (2025-08-13)
Chapter 4 It can’t be you? (2025-08-13)
Chapter 5 Empty Shell Kiln Factory (2025-08-13)
Chapter 6 Mobile Food Stall + Thermos Cup Plan (2025-08-13)
Chapter 7 Don’t miss it if you pass by, there will be a big giveaway of melon strips! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 8 Fortunately it was an illusion, it was so scary! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 9 Knock knock knock, is anyone home? (2025-08-13)
Chapter 10 They are a pair of gay men! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 11 Let the Song Dynasty also suffer from the torture of watchmaking! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 12 Like son, like father (2025-08-13)
Chapter 13: Su Shi? What? Good! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 14 Return to the court [From now on, it will be the court line! 】 (2025-08-13)
Chapter 15: How to take care of children at a poetry exchange meeting! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 16 Who’s Pointing Fingers!? (2025-08-13)
Chapter 17 is against the will of heaven and earth and must not be used! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 18 What, there are five spies out of four, that makes sense, right? (2025-08-13)
Chapter 19 During the Industrial Revolution in the Song Dynasty (2025-08-13)
Chapter 20 The battle for the legitimate son has always been so cruel! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 21: Find Bi Sheng! Start printing with movable type ~ Xue Jiawen? He's a bad guy! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 22 Shocking resume! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 23: Still a Coward (2025-08-13)
Chapter 24 Did you go to rob money?! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 25: Liu Sanbian writes lyrics under imperial order! ~Don’t abuse the elderly~! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 26 What a beast! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 27 Follow Wenjun to make money! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 28 is a pure wooden bicycle! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 29 What? Recruited again? (2025-08-13)
Chapter 30 What a disgusting man! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 31 A Madman's Fantasy (2025-08-13)
Chapter 32: Envoy from Liao (2025-08-13)
Chapter 33 What a beast! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 34 Safety Education (2025-08-13)
Chapter 35 Don’t cause trouble, but don’t be afraid of trouble! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 36: Being an Auditor in the Northern Song Dynasty (2025-08-13)
Chapter 37 Save the horses, save the children! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 38 Found the Child (2025-08-13)
Chapter 39 Fortunately, we have Lord Bao Zheng! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 40: The one who came to grab the living thing came, but failed~ (2025-08-13)
Chapter 41 This isn’t right! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 42: Both men and women are recruited, not innocent... (2025-08-13)
Chapter 43 You want to replace Han Qi? ! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 44 Hey... (2025-08-13)
Chapter 45 Zhuge! That’s Zhuge! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 46 What an abstract bandit group, what an abstract Su Jinghe! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 47 Asking for money on the spot! (2025-08-13)
Chapter 48 Do you really want to live such a life? (2025-08-13)
Chapter 49 This is the Kong Family~ (2025-08-13)
Chapter 50 The Terrible (2025-08-13)