I'm in Northern Song Dynasty, Don't Disturb My Gossip!
Alternative Title: 人在北宋,吃瓜勿擾!
Status: Completed
Chapters: 69 chapters
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Added: 2025-08-13
Updated: 2025-08-13
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Clear-headed college student Su Jinghe was strolling along Su Causeway when he accidentally stepped into a time portal and transmigrated to the Northern Song Dynasty, even becoming Su Shi's cousin.Most of his knowledge from the college entrance exam had been forgotten, and his physical fitness had deteriorated during university. In the Northern Song imperial court, he was as helpless as a mouse in a cat's den. What's worse, he would live to experience the Jingkang Incident! He'd rather wake up directly in a college entrance exam hall; at least failing wouldn't kill him.Yet, transmigration also came with a cheat: a "Gossip System" that helped him immensely! Worried about misjudging people or having moles in the team? No problem, just "cut" into them to see if they have any "gossip". Struggling to find talented individuals, not knowing where to seek them out? No problem, check if the system has any recommendations. There's nothing you can't imagine, and nothing the system can't "gossip" about or find resources for!However, what Su Jinghe didn't know was that his inner thoughts were freely broadcast to all civil and military officials in the court. While he resigned himself to fate, believing, "The Jingkang Incident is not something a good-for-nothing like me can change. The Great Song is poor and weak, facing wolves and tigers, kneeling faster than anyone else. Can I stop them from kneeling? Better to just slack off and muddle through," his unintentional complaints and sarcastic remarks about the court's inefficiencies spurred the Emperor and officials into action, unknowingly strengthening the nation.For instance, when Emperor Renzong of Song was about to agree to a deceptive peace treaty with Western Xia, Su Jinghe's inner thought, "Kneeling again, kneeling again. They're tricking you, can't you stop kneeling? You can't even defeat Western Xia, such a small place, do you know how embarrassing that is?! I'm too ashamed to say I like your Northern Song!" infuriated the court, leading them to crush Western Xia instead. Similarly, his sardonic comments on leniency for criminals pushed the Emperor to re-examine unjust cases rather than issue unconditional pardons.As a minor official just coasting along, Su Jinghe's biggest hobby was encouraging his wife to make money, planning to 'pack his bags and run' before the Jingkang disaster. Yet, thanks to his unwitting influence and the efforts of powerful figures in court, the Great Song prospered, becoming unexpectedly strong! Su Jinghe's own small life became increasingly wonderful, as he lived comfortably. One day, however, his colleagues finally confronted him, snarling, "Who's been constantly cursing our Great Song for kneeling too easily! Is it you!" Su Jinghe looked closely and it was his own colleague! [Wait, kneeling too easily? Was that me cursing? Did I perhaps leak it in my sleep?]Su Jinghe thus journeyed from accidentally becoming a third-place scholar to a prime minister, and even single-handedly supported an empress. His wife, Madam Wang Wenjun, became a pillar of their family and understood her husband's unrecognized veto power: anything he didn't agree with simply couldn't be done. Our Great Song truly can't do without your thoughts; we can't be without your gossip!