Jiang Si glanced at Bi Rou and said, "Hurry up and wash."
"Oh, oh." Bi Rou snapped out of her daze and began washing diligently. Fortunately, although she was born into a wealthy family, Bi Rou wasn't someone who never lifted a finger.
My poor little wife, Rou Rou.
[Okay, sorry, I want to ship Si Shui Rou Qing now]
[Raising the banner of Sishui's gentle charm, the house is built, welcome to the pit!]
I'm numb to it all. I feel like Jiang Si could film a martial arts drama all by herself without even needing to set up a set.
[Isn't this what masters in martial arts dramas often do? Look at the speed of the water flow, it's completely invisible. I suspect Jiang Si can locate things by sound.]
Family, I'm completely unfazed now. I wouldn't be surprised if she flew away any second.
[I'm not trying to be argumentative, I'm just asking sincerely, do all kids who grow up in the countryside have this ability?]
[We're all people, why can't I even catch a fish?]
[Don't say Master Jiang's story is unscientific; it's simply unscientific to begin with.]
Jiang Si speared several large fish in about ten minutes, which were then laid out on the ground, creating a rather spectacular sight.
Even the PD couldn't help but swallow.
After a long day of work, what a blissful thing it is to eat a big piece of meat.
Jiang Si didn't expect those two people who looked like they only knew how to eat to kill the fish, but wouldn't gutting it be a bit bloody? She looked at the PD and asked, "Will you film the fish being killed?"
The PD hesitated for a moment: "That should be okay, right?"
"Never mind, I'm afraid the live stream will be banned. Just take a picture of your back." As Jiang Si turned around, her stunningly beautiful face disappeared.
【I've been butchering fish at RT-Mart for ten years, why would I be afraid of this?】
My heart is frozen, but I'm not afraid. Show me a beautiful woman killing a fish.
[Those with poor mental fortitude, please refrain from this. If you can't even handle killing fish, I suggest you sit at the Buddha statue for a while.]
Jiang Si's live stream is now number one in popularity, and at the crucial moment, the director said, "It's okay, let's film."
It's just a fish.
The PD obediently moved the camera over there.
Jiang Si was very skilled and had already prepared the two fish.
"Teacher Jiang seems very skilled?" Bi Rou stepped forward. Jiang Si processed one leaf, and she washed one leaf, even learning to pick a few large leaves, wash them clean, and use them as a base.
“I used to have to spend the night in the mountains, but I wasn’t fasting enough to go hungry, so I had to grit my teeth and learn it.” Jiang Si didn’t even look up.
Evil spirits are afraid of human presence. When they commit crimes, they hide in deep mountains and forests. They are good at hiding, and sometimes you have to stay in the mountains for several days and nights. No amount of food will help.
Jiang Si didn't find this kind of life bitter. She grew up in a Taoist temple and was taught to help those in need.
But no matter how tough things get, you can't let your stomach suffer.
Bi Rou, living in the urban jungle: ??
What is a butt? What does this have to do with a butt?
Seemingly aware of Bi Rou's doubts, Jiang Si continued, "Bigu means surviving without eating, but I can't do that."
"Oh, this?" Bi Rou thought it was about female celebrities' self-care and weight loss, something she had experience with: "I have experience with it."
This time, Jiang Si was full of question marks. "You have experience?"
"You look down on me, don't you? Do you know why I can maintain this figure? It's simple, I eat a big lunch and then I don't eat dinner."
I think they're not on the same wavelength.
[Remove the "I think," it just means we're not on the same wavelength. I didn't mishear; she must have been talking about fasting?]
Isn't this just something made up in fantasy novels?
For a fleeting moment, I actually thought Jiang Si might be serious. Sorry, I need to go read some Marx to calm down.
Me too, can I borrow that Marx?
Jiang Si knew that Bi Rou didn't understand, and she didn't intend to continue this unscientific topic. After cleaning her hands, she said, "You stuff the bamboo shoots into the fish's belly, and I'll go find some spices."
Bi Rou: "!!!"
She thought adding salt would be enough!
Wen Songming, who was choking on the smoke, said, "Cough cough cough, Teacher Jiang, are there still such things around here?"
The once dashing movie star now looked rather disheveled. Jiang Si secretly shook her head, realizing she couldn't really count on him. "Of course I can. Let me help you."
Unaware that he had already been looked down upon, the movie star Wen happily replied, "Thank you then." He truly couldn't handle the fire.
Jiang Si picked up the tinderbox, seemingly using it, but actually using a fingertip flame, which was not easy to extinguish and had a stable heat, making it an essential item for travel.
Looking at the fire that was so different from his own, Wen, the movie star, couldn't help but fall into deep doubt: "Does this fire carry a discriminatory connotation?"
Jiang Si comforted him, "It's just that you don't know how."
Actor Wen, who couldn't even start a fire: "..."
Comments: I feel sorry for the actor for a second.
After lighting the fire, Jiang Si went to find spices.
The PD naturally followed.
Herbs and other seasonings have existed since ancient times, but now that society is developed, few people need to use them.
Jiang Si's nose is as sensitive as a dog's when necessary.
She sniffed a few times and quickly stepped forward. This PD was also a veteran, but Jiang Si was so fast that he could hardly keep up.
He was panting heavily behind her: "Is this woman even human? She seems even more impressive than the class monitor."
Holy crap, is this played at double speed?
[Well... as everyone knows, live stream speed cannot be adjusted.]
[She's like a monkey, not that she's like a monkey, but her speed; the phrase "walking on flat ground" was coined specifically for her.]
[Hurry and catch up, or we won't be able to catch up!]
[Huh? Where is he?? Lost him??]
Jiang Si disappeared in no time. Su Kangwen stared wide-eyed behind her, thinking, "Holy crap, where did she go? How could she disappear in the blink of an eye?"
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