"What's wrong with you today, kid? Trying to rebel?"
His wife was so angry at Zhang Yang's attitude that she laughed.
You little brat, are you tired of living today? You dare tell me to get lost? You're usually so timid, why are you so tough today?
Zhang Yang didn't bother to say anything more. He simply spread the money on the coffee table, leaned his head back, and his expression was so convincingly fake.
His wife was stunned when she saw the money, and immediately put down the old man's purse to count it.
"Wow, how much is this? What does this mean? Did you buy all this today?" His wife looked at Zhang Yang in shock.
"What do you think?" Zhang Yang said, popping a grape into his mouth.
But as soon as he finished pulling, he felt something was wrong. Now that he was so powerful, shouldn't he let his wife do this job?
"Holy crap, you're not kidding me, are you? So that thing about having dark skin is real, and putting on a face mask will actually help?"
Her wife felt her worldview shattered in an instant. How could something so absurd be true?
"Hmph, my master can't possibly trick me. Who's the boss in this family now, woman? Tell me."
Zhang Yang looked at his wife with the air of a domineering CEO.
"You, you, you, this must be you, hehehe." His wife quickly smiled apologetically as she took the money.
Since this thing really works, what else can she say? You're right.
"Then explain to me what that old man's phone you're holding is all about. Are you going to hit me?"
Zhang Yang looked at the old man and said with an exaggerated smile.
"No, no, how could I dare? I was just thinking that you might have an itchy back after a day's work, so I was just thinking of scratching it for you."
His wife quickly picked up a back scratcher and put it inside his clothes to scratch his itch.
"Oh, is that so? I thought you were going to hit me," Zhang Yang said, pretending to suddenly realize something.
"No way, you're the head of the family, who would dare hit you?" His wife patted his head and chuckled.
"Okay, that's fine then. How come you don't have any sense at all? Pick some grapes for me to eat. Do you know how tired I am after a long day?" Zhang Yang rolled his eyes at her and said.
"Okay, okay, I'll feed you now. It was my oversight." His wife quickly picked up the plate and fed Zhang Yang the food one piece at a time.
But as he was feeding him, his wife stopped feeding him properly and started stuffing several pieces into his mouth at once.
"Alright, alright, are you feeding pigs? You can't stuff this much stuff in at once. Just shove a whole bunch into my mouth." Zhang Yang said, chewing the grapes with difficulty.
"I was just thinking you were thirsty, so I gave you some more to eat," his wife said softly, unable to suppress a smile.
"I'm full, give me a shoulder massage." Zhang Yang turned around and showed his back to his wife.
"Mmm-hmm-hmm."
His wife, out of his sight, gave him a playful tap on the head, but then started massaging his shoulders.
There's nothing I can do, you earn more, so you're justified, right?
"Mmm, that feels good. Give me a foot massage later." Zhang Yang was extremely pleased with himself and continued.
No sooner had he finished speaking than Zhang Yang felt a sudden, strong force on his shoulder. His wife, with a fake smile, squeezed out a sentence through gritted teeth.
"That's enough, don't go too far."
"Um... cough, you don't need to massage my feet. You've worked hard enough, I understand." Zhang Yang was afraid of faking it, so this was fine.
Hearing this, his wife finally let go and gently massaged his shoulders again.
"Alright, go get me a face mask to put on. I need to get even whiter." Zhang Yang leaned back on the sofa, waiting for his wife to serve him.
As soon as the topic of face masks came up, his wife grabbed his hand and pleaded with him, her face full of pain.
"Brother, that one is too expensive. How about we get another one? How about the 15 one? That one has a better whitening effect. This one mainly replenishes collagen and doesn't really help with whitening."
"Alright, then it'll be fifteen yuan. Remember, don't try to fool me with five yuan ones." Zhang Yang also felt it was a bit expensive, so he decided to save it for his wife.
The 15-inch one is fine; it's whiter.
"Hey, hey, I'll get it for you right away."
With his wife's help, Zhang Yang didn't have to do anything; he just had a face mask on.
After he finished applying the face mask, his wife slapped his face a few times.
"Hey, hey, what the hell do you mean? Are you going to slap me across the face?"
Zhang Yang pointed at his wife and said, "You're taking revenge on me for personal reasons."
"No, you don't understand. This is to help you absorb it better. You have to pat it."
His wife said with an innocent look, and then put on a face mask.
Zhang Yang leaned back on the sofa, with his wife lying on his lap.
The sight of the couple applying face masks at the same time is truly amazing.
"Hey, change into that cool outfit later."
Zhang Yang's eyes gave him a knowing look.
As soon as the clothes were mentioned, Zhang Yang's wife immediately understood. She resisted with a shy expression, saying, "No, I really don't want to change into that outfit."
"No, it has to be the whole set. Remember to change your socks too, and the tail too." Zhang Yang got incredibly excited when he brought it up.
"Do you really want to do this, brother?" Zhang Yang's wife said, sounding somewhat distraught.
"It has to be this way!"
"Alright, alright."
Zhang Yang's wife finally sighed. "You're so great today, you have a reason, fine. I'll reluctantly grant your wish this once."
His wife took off her face mask while using the restroom, and then went inside to change into some cool clothes.
Just thinking about it made Zhang Yang almost unable to hold back; it was just too exciting.
A few minutes later, his wife came out of the bedroom wearing a green dinosaur pajama set, only her face was visible, and the big tail on her clothes was still swaying back and forth.
"Frog Fun, come here and let me hug you! This big dinosaur is so sexy, and it even has a tail!"
Upon seeing this, Zhang Yang immediately lost control and rushed over to hug his wife.
Zhang Yang's wife was too ashamed to face anyone at this moment. She covered her face with her hands in shame, letting him pinch the tail on her clothes.
Actually, his wife once felt that Zhang Yang was not normal. Who would be so obsessed with green dinosaur pajamas?
What other men like are stockings, low-cut tops, and mini skirts, but my man likes green dinosaur pajamas, especially with a big tail.
What's so sexy about this? Is it its raw, wild nature?
"Quick elbow strike! Quick elbow strike! Get inside! Get inside!"
Zhang Yang carried his wife into the house; who could understand the allure of that green dinosaur pajama set to him!
That's no different from a fisherman seeing a wild pond, a watch enthusiast seeing a Patek Philippe, or a normal man seeing stockings.
Besides, what's wrong with a grown man liking dinosaur tails? Is it shameful? No, it's not shameful at all!
"Oh my god."
His wife sighed helplessly.
What kind of mess is this?!
As for how much Zhang Yang really liked that tail, let's put it this way...
In the latter half of the night, he slept while hugging that tail.
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