Chapter 22 Meow Meow Meow Meow



Gu Yumian thought about it and decided to delete that line of words first, replace it with "panda", and click search.

He wanted to see if anything would change on the Capital Planet. However, just like on Tucker Planet, the AI ​​told him coldly:

"Sorry, you do not have permission to view this entry."

"...Alright." Gu Yumian said helplessly, "Search for 'Twenty-Four Ads'."

"The search results for 'Twenty-four Advertisements' have been displayed for you."

Gu Yumian felt a little nervous for some reason. He closed his eyes, exhaled lightly, and then opened them again.

[The hero's final years! The 24th commercial shot by the once-popular director has no audience] [The luxury brand's ad features 24 supermodels] [The 24 most commonly used advertising phrases].

Gu Yumian: "..."

A list slid down, and Gu Yumian felt dizzy as he read it, and he couldn't find any useful information.

This wasn't surprising, considering the Twenty-Four Pots public service announcement had just been edited and aired on Capital Star, with the primary forum for discussion being Weibo. Directly displaying results on official search engines like this was always going to be delayed.

After finally getting a clue, Gu Yumian didn't want to give up. After thinking for a while, he input "Twenty-four Bamboo Forest Advertisement"

[The 24th bamboo forest on Jiaobu Star will become a sacred location for advertising filming] [What's the name of the commercial with two dogs running in a bamboo forest? It was broadcast on CCTV on the 24th of last month] [Shocking! A bamboo forest that has grown for 24 years has become advertising material].

Gu Yumian: "..."

Enter 'Twenty-four Black and White Ads'

[Black and white film advertisements from 24 years ago] [A review of all advertisements that have used black and white elements in the past 24 years].

Gu Yumian: "...Forget it."

He walked into the kitchen, put on an apron and began to prepare the ingredients for dinner. Halfway through, an idea suddenly struck him -

"Little A," Gu Yumian hurriedly instructed the computer, "help me search for 'Twenty-Four Pandas'!"

The air was still for a second, and Gu Yumian's heart rose into his throat.

The next second, the cold voice of the optical brain AI sounded again:

"Sorry, you do not have permission to view this entry."

Gu Yumian took a deep breath.

Gu Yumian: "Okay, thank you, you... No, it's okay."

Little A: “…”

Gu Yumian thought of another possibility.

Not only was his ability to directly search for the term "panda" and related terms restricted, but even his ability to perform implicit searches was restricted. This meant that no matter what he searched for, any information related to "panda" would be automatically blocked. This approach was fundamentally unworkable.

In fact, Gu Yumian also thought of other channels.

For example, they could simply ask the police to crack the optical computer. However, something as personal and important as an optical computer is not something the police can usually crack. Even if they could, they would need a valid license. The incident described by Gu Yumian was absurd and lacked evidence, so it was impossible to obtain a license.

Another option was to simply expose the entire incident online, post a panda search notice, and let netizens come up with a solution. This seemed the most feasible option, and Gu Yumian almost did this several times.

But he quickly calmed down.

Once Tangyuan feels unsafe, he will disguise himself as a human. This characteristic is probably not accidental, and the most likely reason for this result is -

"During the apocalyptic catastrophe, when animals were evolving, the panda race must have developed some rare traits or abilities. However, they were unable to protect themselves, leading to mass extinction, leaving only a small number... To protect themselves, the pandas developed camouflage abilities, automatically disguising themselves when they felt unsafe."

Blocking certain special groups from viewing the 'panda' entry may be done by the authorities for protection purposes.

Not to mention, the actual situation was indeed almost exactly what Gu Yumian had guessed.

Since some people coveted certain characteristics of pandas in the past, it is not impossible that there are still some people now. Moreover, little Tangyuan is just an easy-to-control cub. Gu Yumian can now say that he can take care of him at all times, but there are always special circumstances.

The Internet is such a mixed environment. If someone with ulterior motives were to target him, Gu Yumian couldn't imagine the consequences. It would be better to be cautious. Speaking of this, he should also be careful in future live broadcasts. It would be best not to let the audience discover Yuanyuan's race.

Fortunately, this review used Yuanyuan's perspective by default. Gu Yumian watched the replay and found no loopholes.

"I can only find time to go to Star Harbor and watch the commercials." Gu Yumian thought helplessly.

He was processing the ingredients while thinking about something when suddenly a silver-white figure jumped onto the cooking table and climbed up Gu Yumian's shirt to his shoulder. The little snow leopard just lay down on his shoulder and yawned lazily.

"Tuantuan," Gu Yumian was slightly startled, but couldn't help but smile, "Awake? Where's Yuanyuan?"

The little snow leopard looked as if it had nothing to do with me.

Gu Yumian glanced at the door and saw the baby panda, who had been slowly crawling towards the kitchen, but was pushed by someone and lay flat on the ground, like a little turtle turned upside down, with its round eyes staring blankly at the ceiling.

Gu Yumian: "..."

He lifted the little snow leopard down by the scruff of its neck, then walked to the door, picked up little Tangyuan, and patted his back. The baby panda immediately hugged his palm and whimpered happily, without any sign of complaining. He was really a little naive.

At dinner time, everyone was tired after running around for two or three days. After dinner, Gu Yumian held the little Tangyuan in his arms and the little snow leopard sat on his shoulder. They all stared at the stars together, and Gu Yumian talked to them casually.

"Tuantuan has been getting more and more rebellious lately... Oh, right." Gu Yumian suddenly remembered something. "I've made an appointment with Teacher Fang from the First Preparatory Class in the Lower City of the Capital Star. He happens to be free tomorrow, so I'll take you there."

There are three purposes for coming to the Capital Star this time.

First, to participate in the rookie competition and the Starry Sky 10th Anniversary event; second, to help the baby panda find his family; and third, to see about the awakening of the little snow leopard's superpowers. Gu Yumian didn't miss any of them, and had everything planned out the day before arriving on the capital planet.

...Teacher Fang?

The little snow leopard narrowed his eyes slightly and made a calculation in his mind.

the next day.

The baby panda automatically disguises itself as a human when it goes outside, but this is very tiring for it. After Gu Yumian confirmed that the smart home and security systems in the house were sufficient, he took only the snow leopard cub out.

"Tuantuan, the capital planet is truly prosperous." He sighed, holding the little snow leopard and letting it look down through the window. "It seems this country is well governed."

The little snow leopard shook its tail, squinted its eyes, tilted its head back and rubbed Gu Yumian's ear.

Nonsense, that's the country it governs.

This is the busiest area in the downtown area. Looking down from the hovercraft, you can see the commercial area bustling with people even on weekdays. All kinds of things that Gu Yumian thinks are black technology are everywhere on the streets. However, with so many people, it does not seem chaotic or turbulent, but peaceful.

Gu Yumian was still looking down with great interest. The little snow leopard glanced at him lazily, then nestled into Gu Yumian's arms, closed his eyes, and wrapped his long tail around the human's wrist to prevent him from leaving his side.

Although it is the place it governs, it still does not like the capital star, no matter which city area it is.

They were going to the best preparatory school in the lower city, which specialized in training cubs that hadn't awakened or were having difficulty awakening. There were indeed many successful cases, and Gu Yumian had researched a lot of information. Initially, Gu Yumian just wanted Xuetuan to be happy, but considering the long-term, he knew he wouldn't be able to accompany Xuetuan for his entire life, so he wanted him to at least be able to awaken and become independent.

In fact, the Central and Upper Towns have more advanced training measures, but Gu Yumian does not have a pass to the Central and Upper Towns.

The other side.

In the first preparatory class in the lower city of the capital star, the atmosphere is particularly solemn today.

"We're almost there. Ten minutes left. Everyone, get in position immediately." Grand Duke Finnick, with his brilliant blond hair, was dressed in a formal suit and a pair of black-framed glasses. A row of professors and 'students' stood before him. "Don't show any flaws."

The old dean, who was over three hundred years old, bowed solemnly with the teachers and students: "Yes, Grand Duke."

Finnick: "Hmm?"

The old dean coughed and quickly changed his tone: "Yes, Teacher Fang."

Finnick nodded, praying desperately in his heart that Mr. Gu was not a very sensitive person.

Half an hour later.

"Mr. Gu, this is the situation of your child, Gu...Gu Xuetuan," Finnick said, pushing his glasses and projecting the report onto the screen for Gu Yumian to see.

"Fortunately, we made a breakthrough in technology six months ago. Any albino cub, as long as they receive continuous training for at least a year, will be able to successfully awaken their superpowers upon adulthood. We've already seen many successful cases, but it hasn't been rolled out to the entire galaxy yet."

"The training will be half a day each day. Send Gu... Xuetuan here during the day and pick him up in the evening, or you can ask the school to take care of the transportation."

——This is the purpose of this meeting. Your Majesty has not appeared in public for a long time. If he continues like this, it will cause panic in the cabinet and the political circles. We must find a compromise.

As long as there is an excuse of "going to school", the monarch can be an emperor during the day and sleep comfortably next to his humans at night.

Gu Yumian glanced at the business card on Teacher Fang's suit. It said 'Fang Nick'. What a strange name.

"But Xuetuan isn't an albino." Gu Yumian held the little snow leopard in his arms and scratched its ears. The little snow leopard listened absentmindedly and dozed off. "It's just a, uh, species you may not have seen before. Are you sure the training methods for albino species are generally applicable to it?"

The last time the little snow leopard registered at the police station, its information stated that it was a minor - in the interstellar age, adults are considered adults only when they awaken their superpowers. However, it was detected that the little snow leopard had lived for more than twenty years.

In other words, although the little snow leopard is not an albino, it did not awaken at the normal age, which is very strange.

“…”

This question immediately stumped "Teacher Fang", who had just received three minutes of training.

Mr. Gu's words were truly strange. His Majesty's albino status was a fact known only to a few, but it had indeed been confirmed by the Empire's most prestigious scholars. Of course, the difference was that he possessed incredible mental strength and supernatural abilities—an exceptional case among exceptional cases.

Finnick coughed and said, "It applies. All of it applies."

Gu Yumian: “…” They are all applicable. Is this school really reliable?

Speaking of which, from the moment I walked in, although everything in the school seemed to be in order and the neat classrooms were full of students, there was always a weird feeling.

"Mr. Gu, do you want to pay now to start the training? The earlier you start, the better for your child." Finnick looked at Gu Yumian eagerly, his expression like a flyer-distributing guy trying to sell low-quality tutoring classes to parents. "You can still get a discount now."

Gu Yumian: "..."

"Uh, I'll think about it again." This famous teacher looked very unprofessional. The more doubts Gu Yumian had in his heart, the more cautious he should be about his child's schooling. "Sorry, I'll get back to you another day..."

The little snow leopard nestled in Gu Yumian's arms and glanced at Finnick coldly.

You are more likely to cause trouble than to do anything else, you idiot.

A cold sweat slid down Finnick's forehead:

"……etc!"

"Well, actually, I'm a temporary worker," Finnick said hastily. "I'm filling in for you. There are a lot of things I don't understand, so I'll have our main professor come out and explain it to you."

"Yes." The three-hundred-year-old, authoritative dean of the industry pushed open the door at the right moment. "Sorry, I'm the lecturer. I just asked for leave to go to dinner."

Gu Yumian: “?”

"If you are worried, Mr. Gu, let me explain to you the principles and processes of training." The old dean smiled kindly and continued.

Two hours later.

When Gu Yumian came out of the office, he felt a little dizzy and light-headed.

The old dean not only runs a preparatory class but is also a visiting professor at Capital Medical University. He is a charade, no, his teaching skills are first-class. Gu Yumian had to try hard to understand and find loopholes while listening to the lectures, and his brain almost went on strike.

However, after listening to the lectures and looking up information to understand it on his own, he felt that the training was indeed fine and paid the money.

School started today. Gu Yumian followed the old dean to take the little snow leopard to the reporting room. After registration, the homeroom teacher took over. The old dean and the homeroom teacher seemed to have something to discuss. The "Fang Nick" from before also arrived, so Gu Yumian left on his own.

The little snow leopard will have to go to school during the day from now on, and I feel a little lonely thinking about it.

“…That’s right!”

As Gu Yumian neared the school gate, he suddenly remembered something: he couldn't find any information about pandas online, but that didn't mean he couldn't ask directly. The 300-year-old professor seemed very knowledgeable. Maybe he could ask about Yuanyuan indirectly?

Gu Yumian's heart rate quickened, and he almost broke into a run. When he reached the door of the reporting room, he was surprised to find that it was not locked and was pushed open directly.

"Professor, I want to ask you..."

His ending tone gradually subsided.

The air is still.

The reporting room was still the same as when Gu Yumian left, with the structure of an ordinary office, two bookshelves and a few chairs.

The blond 'Mr. Fang Nick' bowed, holding a silver-gray military jacket. The old professor and his assistant all bowed at a full 90 degrees, sweat on their foreheads, and the atmosphere was solemn.

His little snowball disappeared, and the person surrounded by everyone was a man.

The man sat in the middle chair, his well-tailored military trousers outlining his long, powerful legs, the cuffs tucked into his combat boots. He looked lazy. He was tying his tie absentmindedly, his bony fingers twirling the tie impatiently.

Silver hair, thin lips, gray-blue eyes.

A tall and handsome man.

Hearing the voice, he raised his eyelids and looked at Gu Yumian from a distance of several meters.

“…”

The atmosphere gradually became stagnant.

At the same time, on Weibo.

"@StarrySkyLive: A new anchor has arrived! Gu Yumian [video] from Tak Star. The review and evaluation level will be announced tonight, so stay tuned."

[Boy B: Ahhhh, I'm here! This is a god! Everyone, go and see! ]

[Cloud Clip: Bringing little stools and sitting in a row! Amazing anchor!! Please start broadcasting soon, I want to spend money QAQ Also, I'm blindly guessing an A or above for the rating, after all, I rated it S at the time hahahahahaha]

[Tropical Fish Likes to Blow Bubbles: @Boy B, bro, was your account hacked? Didn't you just say a week ago that you never wanted to see a human again? Also, are you kidding me about A-levels?! There's only about forty A-levels on the entire Capital Planet. How could a human from Tak Planet possibly be that many?]

[Wang Buliuxing: I was recommended this by classmate Xiao Ming's hypnosis video. It's really useful. I'm writing a petition in blood asking for it to be broadcast.]

[A Curtain of Dreams: Repost, like, old friends who have insomnia can take a look. ]

Because of the rookie competition, Xingkong has been frequently promoting new streamers. However, Gu Yumian's post had far more likes and retweets than any other new streamer from another planet. Xingkong's CEO, Fang Lena, even liked and retweeted it herself, instantly making many people envious.

However, as for the rumors that Gu Yumian can be rated as A-level... many people are still skeptical. After all, A-level is too difficult to get, and many popular anchors are only B-level or below.

This is just a small corner of Weibo.

On the huge capital planet, massive amounts of news are exploding and pouring out every moment.

For example, among the top ten hot searches today, there is one #My idol is sickQAQ#, because Twenty-Four Pot’s agent made a sudden Weibo post a few days ago, saying that his performing activities would be terminated in the near future to allow Twenty-Four Pot to recuperate due to his illness. The fans were all heartbroken.

For various reasons, Twenty-Four Pot did not register its own Weibo account, and all matters were handled by its agent and studio.

It’s actually been a few days since the agent posted the Weibo, but because Twenty-Four Pots was so popular, this tag was still on the hot search list for two or three days.

Another tag in today's top ten hot searches is #The last batch of egg-shaped lifeboat fragments were discovered on Turk#.

This tag was hyped up by some retro enthusiasts.

Because of its fatal flaws, the egg-shaped life capsule was completely eliminated after the war.

Most people know that as creatures in a life pod shrink, their memory and intelligence revert to their juvenile state. However, few know that the final batch of egg-shaped life pods produced is even more unique. Because of this uniqueness, they are precious and sought after by many retro enthusiasts.

The defect of this batch of lifeboats' 'reversion to juvenile stage' was intermittent. As time went on, individuals that had transformed back into juveniles would occasionally return to their original age, initially for a short period of time, and then gradually longer until they were completely stable.

The silver-gray starship Twenty Pots was equipped with the last batch of egg-shaped life capsules produced.

Gu Yumian's home, in a quiet villa.

Security robots patrol everywhere loyally to prevent danger from happening.

The chubby panda cub sat on a soft cushion. The smart home system sent several small doll-shaped robots to play with it, but it soon became unhappy.

The human youth who made it feel at ease was not there.

This trace of doubt and insecurity was transmitted to the cerebral cortex, causing a certain hormone secretion index to rise, and then -

There was a flash of white light in the room.

A little boy who looked about nine years old was sitting on the ground. He was wearing black overalls and a white shirt. He had a very cute and delicate little round face, and his round black eyes blinked blankly.

Twenty-four Pots usually appears in the form of a panda, because although he is an adult, his human form is frozen at the age of nine, which is really not very impressive.

All the memories came flooding back, from watching that live broadcast at the beginning, to taking the starship to Tucker, to entering the lifeboat, and turning back into a cub—

“!!!”

The little boy got up from the ground, climbed up the cabinet, found his computer, and unlocked it.

My parents are still on vacation in Ancient Earth and can't be relied upon. The only person I can contact right now is...

broker!

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