Chapter 84 Meow Meow Meow Meow



Today is Friday.

Just before Gu Yumian returned home, an hour later, at 4:30 in the afternoon.

"it's over……"

"Thank God."

"It's finally over. How did I get through this week?"

After Shuo Han left the parliament, all the executives and ministers were exhausted and paralyzed.

As soon as the door closed, a large group of people fell down.

...This is the norm for regular meetings.

The past few months have been fine. His Majesty rushes home and leaves Parliament on time every day, but his mood often fluctuates during meetings.

For example, this week, His Majesty obviously did not sleep well every day, and coupled with some difficulties he encountered, his eyes were more gloomy and anxious than usual.

The ministers went to work every day as if they were going to the grave, and they were all prepared for the inevitable death.

"I really don't want to make a mistake. Being suspended or having my salary docked is a minor issue..."

"It's mainly the look in your Majesty's eyes."

"Yes, yes, yes."

That cold look that looked at everyone as if they were just trash caused great mental pressure on everyone.

Being stared at for three seconds feels like it will shorten your life by twenty years.

It would be especially outrageous if a minister showed signs of romantic success - for example, the Chancellor of the Exchequer changed to a watch given by his girlfriend, or a newlywed Midtown executive gave wedding candy to his colleagues.

...will be targeted by His Majesty.

The Chancellor of the Exchequer was sent on a one-month business trip to Saturn and had to bid farewell to his girlfriend in tears; the executive had two months' salary docked due to a mistake at work, and recently he had to cry every day to borrow money to pay off the mortgage on his credit card.

"I think your Majesty is having trouble with his love life," a recently appointed executive officer whispered.

“I often wear a suit but no tie, like I’m waiting for someone to give me a tie, but it never comes…”

“…”

The parliament, filled with grief, suddenly became quiet.

emotion?

Love???

"Hahahaha, how is it possible..."

The diplomat laughed dryly.

But no one supported him.

Everyone was in shock.

Your Majesty seems to have nothing to do with love, but when you think about it carefully, this guess is actually quite reasonable.

For example, suddenly starting to go to and from get off work on time, using a credit card to buy things every day, feeling happy or unhappy for no reason, getting angry when seeing other people's happy relationships, and being completely immersed in love... or the typical manifestation of unrequited love.

"Is it Miss Blythe? However, after ten years of unsuccessful pursuit, it seems that she has married."

"I think it's the young master of the Charlie family. He has been pursuing Your Majesty since his military school days."

"No, no, no, little Charlie had previously followed His Majesty to the battlefield and planned a grand confession, but His Majesty didn't recognize him at all and even asked the adjutant in confusion who this person was..."

There are no regular meetings on weekends. It is a rare opportunity for everyone to have some time to catch their breath and rest, without rushing home.

There were all kinds of discussions, ranging from small to large.

In a short while, the entire parliament was immersed in a heated atmosphere of gossip!

The only consensus among everyone was that no matter who it was, this person who could move His Majesty to this extent...

Absolutely a genius.

At the same time, in District D of the Lower Town.

The latest type of hovercraft was parked in front of the Gu family's house in a high-profile and arrogant manner, and the small street was packed with people.

The neighbors all kept their doors and windows closed - they had been warned in advance not to open the doors or look, otherwise something bad would happen.

The secretary respectfully opened the door of the hovercraft.

"His Majesty."

Shuo Han responded lazily.

He placed a single blue rainbow lens in front of his left eye, and while reading, he took a long step and got off the levitator.

Various information is scrolling rapidly in the blue rainbow:

"A Brief Analysis of Ancient Earth History and Culture," "One Hundred Simple Homemade Delicious Recipes," and "How to Conquer the One You Love: One Hundred and Eight Love Strategies You Must Know."

Shuo Han's mental power is far more developed than that of ordinary people, which means he can read and absorb information at a speed a hundred times faster than that of ordinary people.

How to conquer your sweetheart:

1. Cater to his interests. Buying him something he likes or is interested in as a small gift can often have unexpected results.

There are a lot of express boxes piled up at the door of my house.

Shuo Han took a look around and was barely satisfied. He unwrapped it, put it in a gift box, and tied a somewhat ugly bow. It was done.

2. No man can resist a virtuous partner. Cooking, housework, getting along well with children... these are all great opportunities to show your charm to him.

Shuo Han: “…”

Look around the house.

The stupid Husky was holding a pen in his mouth and digging in the dirt in the yard, barking in frustration from time to time.

The little glutinous rice ball was sleeping soundly with its round belly exposed, while the little fox was reading a book seriously on the windowsill with a pair of round glasses on his nose.

The TV was on, and Little Fox glanced at it. On it was an award ceremony for the Academy of Sciences, with the head of a group accepting the award on behalf of the Chief. A flicker of melancholy flashed across Little Fox's eyes, and he quickly returned to his reading.

Shuo Han looked at the three cubs.

These are Gu Yumian’s children.

So it's like his child.

Child……

Five minutes later.

The baby panda was lifted up by the scruff of the neck in confusion. He struggled with his four paws and woke up.

A bottle was brought to his lips.

Shuo Han looked at it seriously and said, "Drink."

Shuo Han looked at him with cold eyes, making little Tangyuan feel that he would die on the spot if he didn't finish drinking the milk.

The baby panda burped in fear.

That’s not all.

The little fox was reading a book when Shuo Han lifted him up by the scruff of the neck in the same way as he did with the little glutinous rice balls, and made him sit in the cradle in a daze.

"I'll cook for you."

Shuo Han looked down at the children and crammed words into the two children:

"I am your other parent. You can call me father, or emperor."

The two children never expected that when they woke up from a nap, not only did their 'big brother' become their father, but there was also suddenly a throne for them to inherit.

Little Fox: "...Chi?"

Shuo Han: "Call me father."

Baby panda: “Mmmmm?”

Shuo Han: "Call me father."

The baby panda pouted, about to cry. The little fox looked at him nervously, then stretched out its paw to pat little Tangyuan's back. The little husky was still outside, barking and digging in the dirt.

Shuo Han was confused: "..."

Children are truly amazing creatures. Is milk not enough for them?

He recalled what Gu Yumian had done before, and made another bottle of milk for the little Tangyuan. He looked at it with loving eyes until it finished drinking, and nodded.

A few seconds later.

Little Tangyuan finally couldn't stand it anymore, and hugged the little fox's big tail with his paws, crying loudly...

“…”

When Gu Yumian walked into the room holding the little Husky with its paws full of dirt, the house was in chaos.

Gifts were scattered from the doorway to the bedroom.

There was spit-up on the floor, and the kitchen was a mess, like a bomb had been planted. The home robot was frantically cleaning with a broom...

A tall man in a military uniform and an ill-fitting apron was holding a little child in one hand. Little Tangyuan was still crying loudly.

He looked at the two children with aggrieved expressions in confusion, and felt the common worries that every new father has.

Why are they crying again? Why are they spitting up milk? Why is it so easy for Gu Yumian to take care of them? Why is cooking harder than fighting Zerg in battle?

Also, are children really the same species as them?

Gu Yumian: "..."

Gu Yumian was in mixed emotions.

Shuo Han had already seen Gu Yumian, and his sight was completely attracted by Gu Yumian, his gray-blue eyes looking at him intently.

The original question suddenly disappeared from my mind.

He subconsciously took a few steps towards Gu Yumian, then stopped in front of Gu Yumian at a loss.

"I'm not chasing you away," Gu Yumian said, "Don't change back yet, Shuohan. I have something I want to tell you."

Gu Yumian first held the little Tangyuan in his arms and rubbed its belly, coaxing it softly for a while, then washed the dirty paws of the little Husky and found warm water and a book for the little fox.

With the help of the small household robot, the whole house was tidy in no time.

Three furry balls stacked one on top of the other, basking in the sunset by the floor-to-ceiling window, playing games and waiting for dinner.

Shuo Han was like a tail, following Gu Yumian wherever he went, nervously afraid that he would leave her sight.

"Shuohan, don't worry so much. I don't hate you."

Gu Yumian smiled helplessly.

They sat facing each other, and Gu Yumian poured a cup of tea for himself and Shuo Han. The golden-red sunset was warm, and the house seemed very lively.

Gu Yumian considered the words carefully:

"You've already apologized for what happened before," the little snow leopard's desperate attempts to act cute in front of him could be considered an apology. "Everyone makes mistakes. I was quite angry at the time, but..."

Shuo Han nodded.

"You don't need to buy me so many things and gifts."

Shuo Han looked at Gu Yumian's lips opening and closing, and hummed lightly.

As long as Gu Yumian was in front of him, he could see nothing else.

"But as for now, I don't think it's appropriate for us to stay together. After all, you have your own life. I might be participating in a variety show set on Ancient Earth next. This period of time is perfect for us to separate and calm down..."

"I didn't mean to separate you, and I didn't say you weren't my family anymore."

Gu Yumian finished speaking in one breath before looking up at Shuo Han again.

Is this person actually listening?

Shuo Han was silent for a moment, then called his name and said:

“No need to separate.”

Gu Yumian: "I think..."

Then Shuo Han's next words left him stunned:

"Can I kiss you now?"

Gu Yumian choked halfway through his tea and started coughing violently:

"Wait wait wait—"

Gu Yumian coughed so hard that he was out of breath and his face turned red.

Gu Yumian also became confused.

Were he and Shuo Han really having the same conversation? What kind of brain circuit could ask such a question?

Shuo Han frowned slightly, walked around the table, came over and clumsily helped him smooth his back.

At this time, Gu Yumian's light brain started flashing. It was a call from Tang Tang.

Gu Yumian didn't want to answer the call at first, but then thought it might be related to the upcoming fan meeting and variety show, so she answered the call and gestured to Shuo Han to wait:

"Hello, um, it's me."

"Teacher Gu," Tang Tang called him jokingly, "The variety show is basically done. They're very happy that you can participate. Come back tomorrow or the day after tomorrow when you're free to sign the contract. We'll also tell you about other guests later.

"Also, there's the rookie competition awards ceremony and fan meeting tomorrow, don't forget. If you want to bring children, you can."

After all, Gu Yumian is the champion of this competition, and it’s impossible for him not to come to present the award.

Thanks to Gu Yumian, no one had to worry about no one showing up for the live broadcast of the awards ceremony and the dinner: as soon as they heard that Gu Yumian was coming and the tickets for visiting the awards ceremony were released online, they were snapped up within three seconds. The event was far more grand than any previous one.

Ninety percent of them are fans who want to suck humans and cubs live.

The topic even became a hot topic on Weibo, and the headquarters received tens of thousands of calls complaining about the small number of audience spots.

Gu Yumian nodded:

"Okay, if you need any publicity assistance, just tell me directly." He thought carefully, paused, and said, "I—cough—"

Tang Tang listened for a long time but didn't hear anything further. She only heard Gu Yumian cough violently, and then there was silence with only the sound of breathing.

Tang Tang: “?”

“…”

Gu Yumian held the laptop.

When Shuo Han was talking to Gu Yumian on the phone, he was very dissatisfied with Gu Yumian's expression as he was talking about work so seriously, but he couldn't help but be attracted by her gaze.

Shuo Han looked at him for a while, picked up Gu Yumian, and kissed the corner of his lips.

Gu Yumian: "..."

"Mianmian? Mianmian?" Tang Tang asked worriedly on the other end of the line, "Are you okay?"

After a long while, Gu Yumian took the laptop again and said in a somewhat tense voice:

"It's okay, just continue."

Five minutes later, Gu Yumian hung up the phone.

A face full of calmness before a storm.

He turned around:

"Shuo Han."

The little snow leopard immediately waved its paws, stretched out its two paw pads, and at the same time showed off its snow-white belly in a flattering manner.

The second attempt at a serious conversation ended in failure.

“…”

Little Tangyuan, the little fox and the little husky also noticed that Gu Yumian was really angry. The little fox came over and pulled Gu Yumian's trouser leg worriedly.

"I've changed my mind. I'll send you away today." Gu Yumian had an extremely strong will. This time, he was not tempted by the little snow leopard's belly. He held the little snow leopard and walked out the door.

"You don't understand the limits. I'm a parent, even though I'm old—"

[Lili: Huh? What's the limit?]

User 12867: Woohoo! Mianmian is finally live streaming again. I thought you weren't doing any more. Woohoo!

[Vitamin C Lemon Tea: Hahahahaha I got a ticket to the Rookie Competition Awards Dinner!!! I'm going to suck humans offline tomorrow!!]

[Meow: Did Mianmian and Tuantuan have a fight? ]

Gu Yumian stopped walking.

Just look at the number of people. From the beginning till now, there are already 70 million people, approaching 100 million.

While he was speaking, millions of new viewers came in.

So many viewers are already watching, and it is absolutely impossible to turn off the live broadcast now, but he can't let the little snow leopard turn back and talk to him properly in front of so many viewers.

When did the live broadcast start?

Who opened it?

The little snow leopard clung to Gu Yumian's sleeve tightly, raised its head and looked at Gu Yumian innocently, then looked away.

Gu Yumian: “…” This guy must have done this.

The development of Ancient Earth has evolved from a project funded and supported by His Majesty and the Guo family at the beginning to a truly official project: because the development of Ancient Earth has indeed helped scientific research and technological development.

After many years of reconstruction and development, the ancient Earth has returned to its original appearance: vast oceans, a rich and pristine climate, and various ancient buildings that survived the doomsday catastrophe.

The ecological environment has been rebuilt.

Everything seemed so beautiful except for the absence of people and animals.

The variety show "Bon Voyage! Ancient Earth?" has been a long time in the making. As the first variety show set in ancient Earth, it not only has strong government support but also significant investment from all walks of life.

There is also a lot of attention among the public, after all, everyone is still very curious about the mother planet.

"The main content of this variety show is to have several guests live out their lives on ancient Earth. Yes, there are no optical computers, robots, intelligent systems, or any other technological gadgets. It's similar to wilderness survival."

"Mr. Twelve Pots, your request is really..."

The only thing that has not been confirmed yet is the guest.

First of all, it seems inappropriate to let some popular traffic stars participate, and many people are discouraged just by hearing the rules. As the main planner of this variety show, Dong Nan is really worried about the guests.

But it's not like the Guo family, is it? Dong Nan's hands were shaking as he held the laptop.

"My request is obviously very reasonable," Twelve Pots scratched his head.

"Don't you need famous people from all walks of life as guests? I used to play the violin, my thirteenth brother is the sumo champion for ten consecutive years, and my tenth brother is a crosstalk performer who can also be the source of jokes..."

"Besides, we have no problem with camera sense and variety show sense, don't worry."

As the first family to invest in the development of ancient Earth, the Guo family enjoys preferential treatment in terms of tourist quotas, but even with the preferential treatment, there are only twenty tourist quotas in total.

All in all, there are nearly a hundred pandas in their family.

Besides, no one wanted to miss the chance to see their ancestors for the first time. As soon as the news was released, the pandas almost started fighting for the quota, so they had to think of other ways.

Especially for this variety show, Shier Guo doubted that his ancestors would also be on this variety show, because the travel quotas had already been checked... But unfortunately, all the guests of the variety show could not be announced in advance. This was a government regulation. Even if the Guo family was so rich and well-connected, they couldn't find out.

Dong Nan: “…”

That's what I said.

The problem is, the Guo family wants to cram over 40 pandas into the variety show. Isn't that too much?!

And this is not called "relatively famous", it is simply too modest.

This Twelve Pot, who is currently on the phone, revived the classical violin genre in the interstellar era and is a character that can be found in textbooks;

Shisan Guo, a sumo champion for ten years, has also made many classic martial arts films. Hundreds of millions of people in the galaxy grew up watching his movies, and he is synonymous with the youth and childhood of the previous generation.

As for the crosstalk performer, he's always the last act at the annual New Year's Gala. A single panda can carry the entire gala's viewership...

Dong Nan almost fainted.

Putting aside other things, if anything happens to these pandas when they are brought to ancient Earth, he will never be able to atone for his sin even if he dies a thousand times!

"I'm so sorry, we can only have four at most. We limit the number of guests to eight, and three have already been confirmed... There should be another representative from the Academy of Sciences."

Twelve Pots thought about it.

"Is it a money issue? Don't worry about that. Our family can be the main investor in the variety show."

Dong Nan: “…”

Damn rich people.

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